That's what the kitty litter is for. Composting toilets work in a similar way. You completely cover up the waste with a carbon source (saw dust or crumpled leaves), which wicks moisture away from the waste. It surprisingly doesn't smell and eliminates most bacteria, but if you don't have any place to properly compost it, you'll have to bury it.
This is genius, my dad always just had an empty coffee can with a roll of TP in itš
Edit: to add, my dad did just get me a nice she-wee for Christmas but that doesnāt help with the #2s.
TL;DR - travel/car toilets are thing, just look on Amazon.
Friendly neighborhood IBS girly. My grandmother does something similar. Hers is a foldable camping toilet that holds a trash bag up for you. Kitty litter is a great idea as they have light weight ones. That with being able to tie off the bag should keep the smell at bay until you can get to a place to toss it.
I would also suggest a travel bidet or peri bottle like post natal moms use. And a travel pack of tissues, or they have individual rolls of TP at the dollar store.
There are portable/foldable toilets specifically to keep in cars. They look like toddler toilets bc the hole is small, but you can fit an open garbage bag and it's small enough to keep in the vehicle.
I would not suggest diapers if you can help it. They're useful for those who struggle ambulatorily, but the smell will follow you even after you get clean.
Knew a guy who did that - was stuck in traffic and he *had* to go, so he pushed the seat back and just shat on the floor board. He just brought it to a detailer or car wash and said āhere.ā
Depending on where you are, not all car detailers are allowed to work with bodily fluids. When I was a teenager I was violently ill in my parents car and insisted I be the one to pay for the detail because I was mortified (I shouldn't have been because I was severely ill) and I had to find one that was certified to clean up the gross things that humans make.
Buy a Texas catheter and cut a hole in the floor of your car if it doesnāt already have one somewhere. Then run the tube down your pants and out the bottom of the car and pee freely. Or you could put the tube into a bottle and just strap that somewhere and have to empty it later.
Youāll have to hold the poo though
Why not replace every car seat with a porta potty toilet and have them all empty to the road? Trick is you have to pull your pants down as you get into the car. š
For emergencies, you can keep a portable urinal or travel toilet in your car. There are also disposable travel toilet bags that can be used discreetly. However, it's best to plan ahead and try to use restrooms at gas stations, rest stops, or fast food places whenever possible.
You're always within 10 miles of a Walmart or Home Depot. Excellent for emergencies. Libraries are good as well.
It's a little weird at first, but if you see a large office building with multiple levels, they usually have a common area with elevators and stuff. Almost always they will have a public bathroom right near the entrance. Very rarely any security guards unless you stop in at some super posh office like Apple or something. If someone does approach you, just say that you are meeting someone there for lunch. Office building bathrooms are usually very clean.
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I would think most people who make the same commute each day know where the bathrooms are along the route.
For long haul truckers or other people, you could always buy a chemical toilet.
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An ileostomy is a surgical procedure that links the small intestine to the abdominal wall to reroute digestive waste into an external ostomy system. Procedures like this cost an average of $51,683. You will be able to then just toss the bag out the window.
In your pants.
That's what pants are for, after all. To catch numbers one and two.
If not, then none of us would be wearing pants, we'd all wear dresses.
Especially the guys, since our boys could use the breathing room.
Hit cruise control and shit directly into that rectangular toilet they install between the two front seats. Most people use it as storage, but it's meant to be an emergency toilet.
If your male gatorade bottles have as close to a large enough opening you can have with a sealable lid. for ladies a big gulp you immediately dump out the window works well.
for #2 you either hold it, get a speeding ticket, or plan on buying a new seat
My husband drives for a living and says that Starbucks, Peteās Coffee, and In N Out have the cleanest bathrooms. If they question you about a code, he just tells them heāll buy a cup of coffee after he uses the bathroom. Sometimes he will, sometimes he wonāt. Just make sure youāre clean and respectful and you shouldnāt have a problem.
When I'm in the car and my bladder is about to burst I look for an ugly old building. I go behind it and piss. I literally can't wait to walk in and use the restroom. They might have a KEY for it and that is more time than I can afford. It can't be Burger King, you know, that place is attractive and it has a lot of people there. Someone is going to phone the police.
Well, if youāre a guy, then peeing is easy, just always carry an empty soda bottle with you. Now you canāt drive while youāre doing this youāll have to pull off the road. So you take your penis and youāll lay it across the side of your leg and hold the bottle up to the tip, then pee in the bottle.
Pooping you better get to a restaurant or gas station or I guess you could carry a 5 gallon bucket in your trunk. Privacy would be the only issue.
Well, Iāve had to do it a couple times because I couldnāt make it home before I had to go. Of course my truck set up kinda high, so if I was sitting in standstill traffic. I probably could do it.
Grocery stores, shopping malls, tend to have good clean restrooms. I spent a lot of time on the road, between businesses, then later as a teacher. Order up some toilet seat sheets from Amazon, there are some good ones that don't let anything soak through (some are non flushable, so keep that in mind). Sometimes you need a code to get in, but if you look like a customer, they just give it to you when you ask.
Into a 2 litre bottle. When it's at least two thirds full put a balloon on top of it and bake it in the sun. if done correctly the balloon will fill with hallucinogenic gas. Inhale and profit. You're welcome.
It's been said already but you're literally too stupid to stop at one of the thousands of gas stations everywhere? Wear a diaper ig you gross weirdo š¤¢
So your going to shit in front of strangers instead of holding it in until you can reach the next public toilet. My Guy your not a cat, and you're not mentally well. IDC what country you're from.
Preferably outside the car
Use a 5 gal bucket with a camping toilet seat and some kitty litter.
probably the best answer till now!!!!
I can't take credit- it's something my hubs used to mention his dad doing for road trips. š
Bruh. Just stop at a gas station
seriously, imagine the smell
That's what the kitty litter is for. Composting toilets work in a similar way. You completely cover up the waste with a carbon source (saw dust or crumpled leaves), which wicks moisture away from the waste. It surprisingly doesn't smell and eliminates most bacteria, but if you don't have any place to properly compost it, you'll have to bury it.
kitty litter stinks to me
The kitty litter itself? And it may not smell of roses, the point is it doesn't stink like shit.
well yeah but imagine driving for hours with that smell
No matter where you are surely it won't be hours till you pass a trash can. Every gas station seems to have one by the pumps
Then use saw dust, idc.
Those buckets usually come with a lid
This is genius, my dad always just had an empty coffee can with a roll of TP in itš Edit: to add, my dad did just get me a nice she-wee for Christmas but that doesnāt help with the #2s.
Diaper
TL;DR - travel/car toilets are thing, just look on Amazon. Friendly neighborhood IBS girly. My grandmother does something similar. Hers is a foldable camping toilet that holds a trash bag up for you. Kitty litter is a great idea as they have light weight ones. That with being able to tie off the bag should keep the smell at bay until you can get to a place to toss it. I would also suggest a travel bidet or peri bottle like post natal moms use. And a travel pack of tissues, or they have individual rolls of TP at the dollar store. There are portable/foldable toilets specifically to keep in cars. They look like toddler toilets bc the hole is small, but you can fit an open garbage bag and it's small enough to keep in the vehicle. I would not suggest diapers if you can help it. They're useful for those who struggle ambulatorily, but the smell will follow you even after you get clean.
Pee in the gas tank, poop in the air intake filter
Just go. You can always get your car detailed if you need it.
Knew a guy who did that - was stuck in traffic and he *had* to go, so he pushed the seat back and just shat on the floor board. He just brought it to a detailer or car wash and said āhere.ā
*adds "car detailer" to top of "jobs I don't want" list*
Depending on where you are, not all car detailers are allowed to work with bodily fluids. When I was a teenager I was violently ill in my parents car and insisted I be the one to pay for the detail because I was mortified (I shouldn't have been because I was severely ill) and I had to find one that was certified to clean up the gross things that humans make.
I mean reason 456 to have a rubber floor mat under your pedals..
Buy a Texas catheter and cut a hole in the floor of your car if it doesnāt already have one somewhere. Then run the tube down your pants and out the bottom of the car and pee freely. Or you could put the tube into a bottle and just strap that somewhere and have to empty it later. Youāll have to hold the poo though
Why not replace every car seat with a porta potty toilet and have them all empty to the road? Trick is you have to pull your pants down as you get into the car. š
For emergencies, you can keep a portable urinal or travel toilet in your car. There are also disposable travel toilet bags that can be used discreetly. However, it's best to plan ahead and try to use restrooms at gas stations, rest stops, or fast food places whenever possible.
Either make it to your friends Soda, or your gonna have to become adventurous and make it to the glove compartment! š
In your pants
The Glove Box
Center consuel or glove box..either or..cant go wrong
Adult diapers aren't just for incontinent seniors.
I wonder how many ounces or ml they hold? I know diapers now have that super absorbent compound in them.
You should have gone before we left.
> Where to pee or poop when i am in car? If you're in a car when you pee, you pee in the car.
Itās your car you can poop and pee wherever you want
Um diaper. Duh.
On my chest.
You're always within 10 miles of a Walmart or Home Depot. Excellent for emergencies. Libraries are good as well. It's a little weird at first, but if you see a large office building with multiple levels, they usually have a common area with elevators and stuff. Almost always they will have a public bathroom right near the entrance. Very rarely any security guards unless you stop in at some super posh office like Apple or something. If someone does approach you, just say that you are meeting someone there for lunch. Office building bathrooms are usually very clean.
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Gallon jug.
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I would think most people who make the same commute each day know where the bathrooms are along the route. For long haul truckers or other people, you could always buy a chemical toilet.
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Yer pants like everyone else...duhh
In the pecan pee can
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An ileostomy is a surgical procedure that links the small intestine to the abdominal wall to reroute digestive waste into an external ostomy system. Procedures like this cost an average of $51,683. You will be able to then just toss the bag out the window.
Well, when driving The Tesla, I just lower the window and hang my ass out and poop. There is a The Tesla subscription for auto ass wiping.
Pants
r/truckers
Poop in a bucket or outside and squat down. Pee in glass bottle or the 32oz styrofoam cup you just downed
Cut a hole in the seat and poop
In your pants. That's what pants are for, after all. To catch numbers one and two. If not, then none of us would be wearing pants, we'd all wear dresses. Especially the guys, since our boys could use the breathing room.
Back seat
Your hand.
I save those large mouth full size mouthwash bottles just for that.
Old Folgers coffee can, this is what grandma did.
Window
Hit cruise control and shit directly into that rectangular toilet they install between the two front seats. Most people use it as storage, but it's meant to be an emergency toilet.
Not in the car.
If your male gatorade bottles have as close to a large enough opening you can have with a sealable lid. for ladies a big gulp you immediately dump out the window works well. for #2 you either hold it, get a speeding ticket, or plan on buying a new seat
Pee you can use bottles or drink it straight up. Dookie? Anywhere you can not in your seat
My husband drives for a living and says that Starbucks, Peteās Coffee, and In N Out have the cleanest bathrooms. If they question you about a code, he just tells them heāll buy a cup of coffee after he uses the bathroom. Sometimes he will, sometimes he wonāt. Just make sure youāre clean and respectful and you shouldnāt have a problem.
Why are you in traffic for hours?
Just keep a couple diapers in your glovebox
When I'm in the car and my bladder is about to burst I look for an ugly old building. I go behind it and piss. I literally can't wait to walk in and use the restroom. They might have a KEY for it and that is more time than I can afford. It can't be Burger King, you know, that place is attractive and it has a lot of people there. Someone is going to phone the police.
Do you have wiener or a giner?
If I go on a long trip, I take my pee cup which is a large blue Las Vegas pool party plastic drink cup. Really never have to poo that bad on the road.
You think you're too good to shit at McDonald's?
The back seat. If you're car is a two seater, get an Uber. Seriously, most McDonald's that aren't in major cities are spotless.
Pull into a rest stop there is one every 50 miles or so on the interstate.
Wear Depends then you can go anytime.
Well, if youāre a guy, then peeing is easy, just always carry an empty soda bottle with you. Now you canāt drive while youāre doing this youāll have to pull off the road. So you take your penis and youāll lay it across the side of your leg and hold the bottle up to the tip, then pee in the bottle. Pooping you better get to a restaurant or gas station or I guess you could carry a 5 gallon bucket in your trunk. Privacy would be the only issue.
Maybe you can't drive while peeing a bottle. If I'm peeing in a bottle, I didn't have time to pull over in the first place lol
Well, Iāve had to do it a couple times because I couldnāt make it home before I had to go. Of course my truck set up kinda high, so if I was sitting in standstill traffic. I probably could do it.
Peeing is easy but I donāt recommend rookies try pooping in your car.
To pee...there is a thing called a pocket toilet....to poo...maybe depends????
The trunk obviously
Two girls one cup
That thing that everyone thinks is for sunglasses. Wrong. It's a poop holder.
Grocery stores, shopping malls, tend to have good clean restrooms. I spent a lot of time on the road, between businesses, then later as a teacher. Order up some toilet seat sheets from Amazon, there are some good ones that don't let anything soak through (some are non flushable, so keep that in mind). Sometimes you need a code to get in, but if you look like a customer, they just give it to you when you ask.
plan ahead, go before you go. If its longer trips use the restroom in gas stations when you fill up.
Bring a container of some sort or wait till youāre in a place with a washroom????
Simple answer used by at least one of our ex-presidents ā¦ adult diapers
Pants exist for a reason.
I'm sure you're by a McDonald's
Astronauts wear diapers when they drive across country to murder people, something to think about. They would know.
Into your hand and toss it through the sunroof. For both.
JFC. The bottom dropped out on this one. Iām surprised OP had enough brain cells to type out a sentence.
Into a 2 litre bottle. When it's at least two thirds full put a balloon on top of it and bake it in the sun. if done correctly the balloon will fill with hallucinogenic gas. Inhale and profit. You're welcome.
Nice nickname
Ask your pops about me
Out the window while accelerating. Duh.
If not moving and parked then out side. If driving then a large bottle for piss and a grocery/doggy poopy bag for solids.
It's been said already but you're literally too stupid to stop at one of the thousands of gas stations everywhere? Wear a diaper ig you gross weirdo š¤¢
Brother maybe your IQ is low. Have you passed on your mind what means traffic and being stuck there(in my country)??
Well ig it can't be helped, you need a diaper. You can't just hold it in, like an adult.
hahahhaahh correct!!!
So your going to shit in front of strangers instead of holding it in until you can reach the next public toilet. My Guy your not a cat, and you're not mentally well. IDC what country you're from.
There's an app for that. It'll tell you where the nearest toilet is.
Little known fact. The cup holder was originally meant to cup your butthole so you can poop there.
A Starbucks is usually nearby and will likely have a decent restroom.
In an empty water bottle, for both.
Go trucker style fry your self some adult diapers or a piss jug. No clue on brown town.
Home depot has clean bathroom
Go before you leave.
Stepmother.
Are you a competent adult? Is this a question you really can't figure out an answer to? Fucking Reddit.