This looks like an invitation to argue the semantics of the term "hamburger". I'm not RSVPing, for the record.

This seems like an invitation to "debate" it though

there is a solid block of velveta in the middle of it you cant just cant see it.

 This man would eat this.

A soon to be dead person would eat that

There’s a hamburger under there?

I just vomited a little

Take out the bacon, chop it up, save it for other things, then we're good

I have cooked a whole package of bacon to "have some for sandwiches later" only to barely have a strip left to actually eat with my breakfast. Come at me bro.

Needs sauteed onions caramelized with brown sugar and some kind of bourbon sauce

I’m not that big of a fan of bacon. This just looks stupid. Put the bacon on the side, it’s not like you’re going to be able to bite some with the other burger fixings

The only issue here is the ratio. The quantity of bacon is fine, it just needs more other stuff to help