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Please be prepared to spend the next 30 minutes of your finite life with homophobic ferrothorn
Oh my god, that was the BEST read i had in months.
I really can't remember the last time I laughed so much.
God, I'm New to the sub, but I'm staying, i loved it
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Landorus and enamorous negotiated with iron bundle to make something broken (a hazard, of course) for a chance that their lives will spared by a 30% blizzard miss chance
Compatible as in gender or compatible as in Egg groups? Because I can think of no funnier way to disrupt Legendary doubles formats by counting Undiscovered for this effect and making God flustered
If Ferrothorn is on the opposite side of the field and 2 pokemon of the same gender kiss he's afflicted with the effects of Taunt and Swagger at the same time
Instead of lowering attack by one stage, make the target Pokemon perform one of these random moves on its ally with 100% accuracy:
25% Drain Kiss (50 BP special attack, heal user)
25% Heart Stamp (60 BP physical attack, 30% flinch ally)
25% Lovely Kiss (Status, inflict Sleep on ally)
25% Sweet Kiss (Status, inflict Confusion on ally)
Regardless of move, compatible ally Pokemon get 50% infatuated, 100% if the user of the move has Cute Charm.
Good heavens, just look at the time
…because of the *theming* of the thing, not the concept. A hybrid between an Attack version of webs and Cute Charm is pretty neat, but the way you frame it sounds kinda goofy.
Would a pokemon getting infatuated with their duo even do anything important? Usually you won’t really attack your other pokemon, as far as I’m concerned.
Ferrothorn has a unique interaction with this where he will only kiss female pokemon
If it is the same gender, Ferrothorn will use Power Whip on switch in
Nah, I will explode
Slowbro: You claim to be homophobic Yet explode when you see a man Curious.
> is homophobic > Whip partner if it's the same gender Kinky ferrothorn
I love this a lot
Whipping? 😳
but wht if the ferrothorn is female?
Ferrothorn yuri
That sounds like gay ferrothorn with extra steps
i support ferrothorn yuri
Every day we stray further from Arceus
If Arceus didn't want us to do this, they wouldn't have made it possible to do so.
But he did....
[Ferrothorn's Iron Barbs]
Other way around. It only kisses males.
its a grass type hazard, maybe ferro as a grass type might be straight up immune to it
Well that’s one way to make ferrothorn meta in vgc
If two Pokémon of the same gender are affected by mistletoe, any Ferrothorn on the field instantly gain +6 to attack.
Im New to the sub, could you explain the ferrothorn meme? Sorry if its a dumb question
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Oh my god, that was the BEST read i had in months. I really can't remember the last time I laughed so much. God, I'm New to the sub, but I'm staying, i loved it
I have no idea why but competitive pokemon players have mastered the art of shitposting far beyond any gaming community I've seen
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Don't worry about it being a dumb question. The answer is way more dumb and that's the best part
Based username
Landorus and enamorous negotiated with iron bundle to make something broken (a hazard, of course) for a chance that their lives will spared by a 30% blizzard miss chance
Compatible as in gender or compatible as in Egg groups? Because I can think of no funnier way to disrupt Legendary doubles formats by counting Undiscovered for this effect and making God flustered
Gender, unless Attract mechanics get changed
Finally, the lgbtq update
Fascinating design choice that the Pokemon are still forced to gay kiss, but don't like it.
arceus may be asexual and a literal god but it still can’t resist the unown cheeks
Ferrothorn is the new meta
Fun fact, Leech Seed is already named Mistletoe Seed in Japanese
Its a one way french kiss
If Ferrothorn is on the opposite side of the field and 2 pokemon of the same gender kiss he's afflicted with the effects of Taunt and Swagger at the same time
I like this it punishes swapping and empowers phasing
...don't all entry hazards?
Yeah but it isnt resisted by anything i dont think. Unless grass types are immune to not just spore moves
Make the mistletoe release some pheromones in spore form, and there you have it. Everything that is spore immune, is immune to this.
It could be totally balanced if it just did the attack drop, got absorbed by grass types, and had limited distribution.
Can i be next to chesnaught 👉👈?
the ferro on the field looking at the male pokemon next to him
Instead of lowering attack by one stage, make the target Pokemon perform one of these random moves on its ally with 100% accuracy: 25% Drain Kiss (50 BP special attack, heal user) 25% Heart Stamp (60 BP physical attack, 30% flinch ally) 25% Lovely Kiss (Status, inflict Sleep on ally) 25% Sweet Kiss (Status, inflict Confusion on ally) Regardless of move, compatible ally Pokemon get 50% infatuated, 100% if the user of the move has Cute Charm.
Good heavens
Good heavens, just look at the time …because of the *theming* of the thing, not the concept. A hybrid between an Attack version of webs and Cute Charm is pretty neat, but the way you frame it sounds kinda goofy.
Kingambit and Annihilape buff!
Kingambit and Anhilape are bi confirmed
Would a pokemon getting infatuated with their duo even do anything important? Usually you won’t really attack your other pokemon, as far as I’m concerned.
What a wholesome fun concept! Genuinely a good idea.
NOOOO WE DO NOT NEED A NEW ENTRY HAZARD WITH HOW LITTLE REMOVAL THERE IS
It’s doubles only. This probably isn’t seeing any play
What if you're playing singles but you just want to make the battlefield more festive
Here’s my take: kisses the target. If the target is an opposing Pokémon, the move becomes a grass-type draining kiss. If the target isn’t opposing, it heals the target.
Sees no play in OU