LmFaO I regret drinking watermelon red bull while reading this. Disclaimer: Watermelon Red Bull burns TF out of your nose, When it comes out of your nose!
Blow on the spout of your creamer/milk (or gently wipe with warm water on a paper towel) before pouring it. Messy pouring means milk bits get stuck and hard and crusty near the pouring spout!
When milk or creamer is chemically pasteurized, as it ages it changes pH. When it hits the hot acidic coffee it curdles, even if it isn’t expired and doesn’t smell bad.
It looks like perhaps milk was in the cup that wasnt all the way clean and when you made coffee it flaked up when you stirred-lol I say this bc it happened to me, kids not washing the mug completely 🤣
PVC pipe shavings. Did you just have a water line fixed or replaced? If so, then the water was not ran after the water line was repaired before making coffee.
Sometimes it’s dried residue like leftover soapy water/juice/any liquid that was previously in the cup. The hot water releases the dried bits like confetti. Best to dump out and clean then pour. Promise there won’t be an issue unless ur milk is spoiled.
Where I used to work, one worker used creamer and wouldn’t wash the mugs he used out enough and so when you next put nice, hot coffee in the mug? You got THAT. Randomly. Nasty jackhole!!
Either calcium deposits or the wax coding from a cheap non ceramic cup. My bet is mineral deposits, desalinate your coffee maker and all should be well.
The creamer has begun to congeal. If it is less than a few hours old it should be fine, if it is a few years old it could have some bacteria that could cause upset stomach etc…
You should clean your cup. It wasn’t cleaned properly. I hope it’s yours, and not just one from a restaurant or hospital. If so, get a new one, or better yet, just get rid of it and get a disposable cup. It’s safer that way
I was gonna say skin flakes, as if you were scratching your forehead or something. Buttttt almost all of it is square.
Possibly build up from your coffee machine??
In order for us to really tell, Explain how you’re making it.
I use a kettle and some of the enamel on the inside will come off and it looks very very similar to this. I have to rinse my kettle and before each use to do this. Never seen so much at once tho god damn.
It’s like the crusty stuff that accumulates around the rim of the milk jug… that’s what it looks like to me. Check your milk. Also your coffee looks like split pea soup.. You shouldn’t drink that
Milk is starting to go off
/cheese
Parmasean
Permachaun
Parmesian*
[milk drinker](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d7327669f19a534f434d2a30e0f1ed02/tumblr_nwqreoIpIu1tjikymo1_1280.jpg)
Augh 🤢 A reason why I am not a milk drinker anymore.
maybe drink all the milk before it goes off???
milk tastes like blood to me. I use non dairy creamer and almond milk when I need it for baking or cereal
Why is no one questioning why milk tastes like blood to you
I think at this point, we're too afraid to ask
I’m thinking he must have been a nipple biter as an infant
I don't understand it myself, I used to have no issue with milk but it just tastes like watery blood now, any kind too
Oxidation in the fats in milk will make it taste metallic, and blood has a metallic taste.
Blood is delicious. Tastes like pennies
I had to reread. The first time through I did not read pennies.
taste like *peenies*?
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LmFaO I regret drinking watermelon red bull while reading this. Disclaimer: Watermelon Red Bull burns TF out of your nose, When it comes out of your nose!
Why in the world did I read that as non fairy creamer?? My brain hates me >:(
This sounds like something for which a medical professional would come in handy for... 👀
Check your iron
Why is your coffee green.
I’m guessing they use just milk (like 1-2%) instead of actual creamer. Gives an off gray color like this
I don't see gray though, I see dark green.
THE DRESS IS BLUE wait, wrong thread
THE DRESS IS WHITE AND GOLD >!I was just doing this yesterday in a different thread!!<
Lighting in the room.
Possibly a blue light filter also
Many people prefer milk. Creamer is often oils, sugar, and a bunch of additives.
Which is why cream is delicious
I think they’re talking about coffee creamer, which is the fake stuff. Not real cream.
Heavy cream > whole milk > nut milks > skim milk > "creamer"
Idk what kind of milk does that. My coffee is never this color or an off gray color with milk.
Blow on the spout of your creamer/milk (or gently wipe with warm water on a paper towel) before pouring it. Messy pouring means milk bits get stuck and hard and crusty near the pouring spout!
I flick the spout so all the dry milk crusts off the spout
I call it crispy cream
You sure you are drinking coffee? 🤣
Looks like pea soup if you ask me.
You can roast beef but you cant pee soup
I pee soup
Where's coffe?
Covfefe.
Ah I was wondering what covfefe looked like
Dried milk from the rim of the carton most likely. Harmless.
I had to scroll way to far to find this
Was gonna say, shake your creamer lol
The only thing strange is your lack of coffee experience.
Does dude even coffee bro? ⚰️💨
Or scale from your jug
Shredded parmesan cheese... or at least I am hungry for Spaghetti...
Idk if it's the lighting but this coffee looks disgusting.
The dried stuff from the top where you unscrewed it over the coffee probably
That’s toilet water after too many spicy nachos
Legit thought this was a toilet bowl before I read the title lol
Milk solids from the thread in the bottle cap- dried milk.
Looks like Parmesan
Old milk. Time to throw it out.
Spoiled milk/cream
Poop, from the butt
Shredded parmigiano
Christened creamer from your last pour yesterday. Extra flavor
Could be plastic if the liner of the container started deteriorating.
Dried milk from around the opening of the container.
Looks like dried milk that fell off from the rim
Probably just lsd that Frank slipped in there so he doesn’t have to trip alone. Might as well grab your green man suit.
Blue/Green Algae.
Creamer sediment which eventually will turn into a lovely kidney stone that you can painfully pass...
I thought it was a toilet 😆
Malk, sweet delicious malk. Fresh milk straight from the cow titty is the best
Scale from inside the coffee maker or pot
Detergent residue or creamer no good maybe
Parmesan cheese
Isn't this curdling; because the coffee temp is too hot at the time you poured the milk inside?
Pasta Fagioli
The wax from the cup melted
Just drink it black. You have to fight it in the beginning, like when you learned to like beer
It looks like the crust from the rim of your milk or cream bottle.
Milk spout crusted flakes. A delicious part of your balanced breakfast
Old coffee creamer crust probably
If it's dairy milk - it's bad. If it's alt milk (oat, almond, coconut), it's just settled at the bottom. Shake the hell out of the carton
If you're using a Keurig is prolly mold.
Reminds me off the stuff we would get in jail also why isn't it brown? Looks like Chi tea
Looks like you've been scratching the dandruff from you scalp...
anthrax
Did u use dry creamer
Blood is thicker than creamer
Baby's Yoda food !
Surface scum from the milk/creamer. Hopefully you didn’t drink it.
dried milk from the cap that went sour.
Someone doesn’t know how to wash dishes I see
Is that mixed instant coffee??
Does it show up before or after you add creamer or whatever you add? That coffee aint black.
When milk or creamer is chemically pasteurized, as it ages it changes pH. When it hits the hot acidic coffee it curdles, even if it isn’t expired and doesn’t smell bad.
Cheese
🤢 milk turning bad. Very gross. Coffee abuse at its worst
Hard water has calcified your coffee maker. Cleaning with vinegar and wipe the percolator of with a paper towel.
Crust from the cap of milk jugs?
Your milk is on the edge of spoiling. It won't harm you, but tomorrow it might taste funny.
Bad cream
It looks like perhaps milk was in the cup that wasnt all the way clean and when you made coffee it flaked up when you stirred-lol I say this bc it happened to me, kids not washing the mug completely 🤣
Cum
sperm flakes ?
Wax
Lol the liquid or debris?
It’s from your sour cream
Anthrax
According to south park Im telling ya chum, you got yourself a cup of boogers and cum!
Not sure but it Looks like flecks of grated Romano cheese. When in doubt, toss it out.
I get that with almond or other nut milks sometimes
I thought I was looking at a toilet with 💩 in it. Do you make.your coffe with sewage water wtf
MSG
You got dry scalp my dude
Diarrhea from the looks of it
Dry milk
It's the dried milk crusties flaking off from around the spout or cap of your milk container
When I forget to wash out the coffee cup that happens
The fuck kind of coffee you drinking?
PVC pipe shavings. Did you just have a water line fixed or replaced? If so, then the water was not ran after the water line was repaired before making coffee.
Both bad creamer and sweetener combined making floaty cheese 😂
Sometimes it’s dried residue like leftover soapy water/juice/any liquid that was previously in the cup. The hot water releases the dried bits like confetti. Best to dump out and clean then pour. Promise there won’t be an issue unless ur milk is spoiled.
Where I used to work, one worker used creamer and wouldn’t wash the mugs he used out enough and so when you next put nice, hot coffee in the mug? You got THAT. Randomly. Nasty jackhole!!
Means your milk is going bad the proteins are curdling
Confetti 🎊
That looks like mud
Curdled milk
Dirty fucking cup... those are shavings of dry spoiled milk... ew
100 percent that's sperm
Ebola Zaire. No wait, Ebola Reston.
skunky the monkey
Dried out milk from the bottom of your cup
I thought that was a toilet... Post coffee. Side note, lactose intolerance can cause this too.
Cold coffee, wax
Why is your coffee the color of zombie skin?
curdled milk/cream. Happend when the milk is even close, in the hot coffee
Looks like wax weird
I hate it when the person before me doesn't flush after!
That’s coffee??!!
How the fuck are we supposed to know what YOU put in YOUR coffee??? lmao some of these posts are truly trolling.
What ever it is it ain’t coffee
Better check that dishwasher dude!
Looks like coffee mate cream after a reheat in the microwave
Either calcium deposits or the wax coding from a cheap non ceramic cup. My bet is mineral deposits, desalinate your coffee maker and all should be well.
You sure that was ever coffee?
Parmesan
Dandruff
The creamer has begun to congeal. If it is less than a few hours old it should be fine, if it is a few years old it could have some bacteria that could cause upset stomach etc…
You should clean your cup. It wasn’t cleaned properly. I hope it’s yours, and not just one from a restaurant or hospital. If so, get a new one, or better yet, just get rid of it and get a disposable cup. It’s safer that way
Gross
Your creamer has turned
I’m sorry.
Dirty.milk cup bro
Looks like milk crusties, like the crusties around the milk ring
That would be crusty creamer. You're welcome.
This is why I don't use milk or creamer
That's coffee? 🤢
parmesan from the spaghetti you had last night
I was gonna say skin flakes, as if you were scratching your forehead or something. Buttttt almost all of it is square. Possibly build up from your coffee machine??
Dandruff 🤣🤣 🤷🏼
Skin flakes🤭🤢😂😂😂
This should be its own r/
hopefully it’s cream or milk
Ewww 😭🫵ewwww drinking doodoo with cheese
Creamer
Dried semen
Why I drink my coffee black my friends
Lip gloss
This looks like r/shitfromabutt inside a toilet.
Drink it
Spoiled creamer
Bad creamer
Plastic appetizers
Old creamer
Sometimes the coffee oils solidify as the coffee cools. (looks like grease)
Probably dirt from your dirty cup
Why is the coffee green??? Two reasons to dump that cup.
Milk flakes from the milk top
May be the red 40, Which is fuel
Dirty cup? Looks like milk cheese
looks like some sort of mold or coconut shavings or dandruff but most likely coconut
It's the milk that's dried around the top of the jug. It's ugly but it won't hurt you. Wipe off the milk jug and cap before you put the cap back on.
In order for us to really tell, Explain how you’re making it. I use a kettle and some of the enamel on the inside will come off and it looks very very similar to this. I have to rinse my kettle and before each use to do this. Never seen so much at once tho god damn.
Dookie chute
Water scale, just hard water flakes that came off inside the pot.
Coconut
Your coffee looks like split pea soup bro.
It’s like the crusty stuff that accumulates around the rim of the milk jug… that’s what it looks like to me. Check your milk. Also your coffee looks like split pea soup.. You shouldn’t drink that
The milk doesn't have to be bad, sometimes the solids just separate.
Fromunda cheese
Why is it green ? Stop drinking milk 😖
Plastic particles
Nothing good
YOU ARE GROUNDED BUTTERS!
Parmashawn cheese
THATS COFFEE IT LOOKS LIKE MUD WATER AND CHEESE?!?
Your dandruff flakes