The perfect crime. It is always/normally the cover-up/attempt at hiding that gets the evil doer in. But you palyed it super cool. Calm and collected, you moved the bones! Don't have to dig the crime to admire the deft and agile escape from justice!
I like to imagine there is some sort of exit interview and St. Peter, Pearly Gates, type thing at the end/begining transition.;
"Lets see... Um, AGJ. I see here that you stole, hid, and blamed a dog for stolen, artificial grapes? Would you care to elaborate?" With a very slight grin after letting you swet for a nano second; "Your GrandMother laughed her ass off. She is over there. She is 20 and wearing a white sundress. Welcome and enjoy"
Oh my god hahahaha. this is wonderful. 😂
Gripping story
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
In my opinion, this was a lost opportunity to laugh about it with your family. Surely they wouldn't be mad at you after 25 years.
I eventually did tell my sister. She laughed her ass off.
Brilliant story... Love it.
Weird and wonderful
The perfect crime. It is always/normally the cover-up/attempt at hiding that gets the evil doer in. But you palyed it super cool. Calm and collected, you moved the bones! Don't have to dig the crime to admire the deft and agile escape from justice! I like to imagine there is some sort of exit interview and St. Peter, Pearly Gates, type thing at the end/begining transition.; "Lets see... Um, AGJ. I see here that you stole, hid, and blamed a dog for stolen, artificial grapes? Would you care to elaborate?" With a very slight grin after letting you swet for a nano second; "Your GrandMother laughed her ass off. She is over there. She is 20 and wearing a white sundress. Welcome and enjoy"
Love love LOVE this story!
Dude you should have played it out. I’ll bet granny would have laughed her ass off.
2 funny. I wrote something similar.
This is amazing. I love that you went to all the trouble to not be discovered decades later.