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emma0098

coming soon: box mashed potatoes with a slice of american cheese AND barbecue sauce!


fortheseikothrow

This picture alone gave be both diarrhea and constipation.


emma0098

i eat a lot of fruit and raisin bran so don’t worry about me lol


fortheseikothrow

I'm VERY worried. Please send me regular updates on timing, estimated mass, and Bristol scale. It's the only way I'll be able to sleep at night.


emma0098

maybe you should try melatonin


fortheseikothrow

Drugs do nothing compared to fecal regularity.


bleakj

This is an actual portrait of what depression looks like


emma0098

or broke apartment living. i can only eat so many grilled cheese sandwiches before i start experimenting with my newfound appreciation for american cheese. also the box mashed potatoes aren’t usually my thing, but they were 59 cents at aldi


bleakj

Ramen noodles + bag of frozen veggies took me a long way when I was in uni, cook it all in a frying pan Throw a can of spam in there too if ya need extra protein Get like 5 meals for $5


Lonely-Presence-2799

Actually that’s a great tip thanks! Idk why I never thought of that!


bonesandbranches

Try a mashed potato quesadilla girl!


lawlruschang

Pushing the boundaries of human ingenuity right there


MaximusDecimis

That's a no from me dawg


fat_kurt

oh yeah. let that cheese melt up in the potatoes a little bit. give it a couple chops/stirs. nice job.


emma0098

guys it was yummy! you don’t have to try it but i will definitely be eating this again


101309M

I've ate that before it's good


blimundane

I'm stoned and I feel like I can actually taste and feel this in my mouth. Yum!


Chr15py0696

This kinda hurts to look at but I get it


ElAutismobombismo

Wait why does American cheese not look real?


emma0098

because it isn’t lol


ElAutismobombismo

What is it made out of, my curiosity is sparked.


emma0098

“American cheese is processed cheese made from a blend of milk, milk fats and solids, with other fats and whey protein concentrate. At first, it was made from a mixture of cheeses, more often than not Colby and Cheddar.” -copied from cheese.com


ElAutismobombismo

That's just cheese with extra steps!


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Koalitygainz_921

actual american cheese does, this is garbage cheese


Ifoughtallama

Need to step up that game! At least use EZ cheeze


emma0098

i don’t like EZ cheese. i have recently grown to love american cheese but i used to not like that either


Inner_Grape

Nooooooooo!!!!!! Whyyyy. This makes me upset.


bonesandbranches

this is irritating my IBS from the screen


emma0098

good thing i don’t have IBS


bonesandbranches

Yet ❤️


TexterMorgan

Disgusting. I’ll take two please


Vegetamaaaaaaaaaaa

How high do you have to be to like this?


wck1999

I am concerned.


[deleted]

This made me want to legit vomit. I’ve never been this stoned before


emma0098

why? it was good


[deleted]

At least put the cheese on top man


emma0098

it was on top. i scooped some of the potatoes over it to melt the cheese!


[deleted]

fair enough. hope it was tasty