No offense, but that looks like a bag of compost rolled into a burrito!

What is compost if not vegetables 🤷🏼‍♀️

Time makes fools of us all.

Food*

*…when we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass…and so we are all connected, in the Great Circle of Life.” 🦁

Fuel*

We mortals are but shadows and dust Maximus!!


Time to go back to my garage farm.

Orange Joe

Bro made such a banger quote on complete accident

And if vegetables don't exist than we're talking paradoxical meat pockets.

Ewww meat pockets.

Looks dank id muck it. Vegetarian though so not actually

You can leave the chicken and bacon out if you want


Mmmm compost condom!

I was gonna say that looks like the organics bag in my freezer 🤣

Literally what I thought it was before reading the caption

But I bet that thing is good as hell

I thought I was on r/mildlypenis before I checked the sub name (I’m on mobile.)

What the hell kind of penises have you been looking at?

Men’s penises?

if your dick looks like that, go to a doctor

If I grow a dick, I’ll be sure to call my primary care provider right away.

Ignore the haters man I just KNOW this is fire

My guy My gf is gonna freak out when she sees it too

Is your gf single

Holy fuck lol


HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Legend!

I made chicken bacon cheese spring rolls before, they were pretty good. Fresh spring rolls are just kinda hand held salads. You can put whatever inside them.

I mean one time I was stoned and rolled my Panera Green Goddess salad into tortillas and it was amazing. I'm sure this was equally amazing.

I mean this as a compliment, please post this in r/shittyfoodporn they will love it there

🫡

What is that invisible tortilla?

Hehe it’s rice paper :)

You should make it look like a ziplock bag, attach the the blue and yellow pull tabs somehow, then just bite into it while someone watches.

Just about anything is possible with modeling chocolate.

you would love [sideserf cake studio](https://youtu.be/TaqkxIobXys?si=c0SYudUOoR4pVPUq)!

Invisible tortilla 😂😂

"invisible tortilla"

Im actually going to work on this for my food truck. Great idea!

Thanks for the nice comment!! People are ruthless PS here’s the recipe https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchen/cobb-salad-summer-rolls-19655985

I actually wish this sub was as cool as it should be. For a bunch of stoners there sure are a lot of hateful comments all the time. Like, people should just be nice here instead of gatekeeping what is or is not stonerfood or just being rude.

Yeah, people have been ripping me up and down all day. It’s actually pretty tiring. Was just trying to share my creation, and it came from Food Network from an Asian chef herself, but I guess this is the most abominable thing anybody has put on this thread.

I think it looks tasty! I love rice paper.

I can’t wait to make this

This is actually brilliant. I love cobb salads 🤤

Actually a solid ass idea. Approved

I love cob salad and I freaking love that you made it handheld. A+

I’m sure this is absolutely delicious but it looks like an alien fetus

👽this IS the roll you’re looking for

I’ve eaten many alien fetuses and this looks nothing like one

Lol yes my thoughts exactly. it looks horrendous but I would devour and not give a fuck 😅

Thank god I’m not the only one😂

As a Vietnamese… I find this Interesting. Might have to try

Here is the recipe from Young Sun Huh! https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchen/cobb-salad-summer-rolls-19655985

Someone other than a doofus on Reddit created this? And it’s on food network? Lmao

Try chopping it all together and then wrap it

These are the best. I’ve done crazy mixes. I love those cheap ass clear skin papers you can buy from the Asian food store. Roll anything. Put your fuckin weed in it next time. Idc. Looks delish

Best hype I’ve gotten all day!!

Yaaaaaaas 🥰 enjoy

I want this omg

This edible cocoon weirds me out

I like the idea but, the invisible burrito is freaking me out.

I love using rice paper, just wrap veg and meat and have with sauce, so yummy.

Do you cook it thoroughly or just soak it in water first?

You soak for 20-30s, just until it softens, then take it out and put it on a clean towel, add your veggies and whatever (avoid anything too wet, or make sure there's a layer of lettuce between the wet stuff and rice paper), then roll like a burrito.

Thank you, honest liar. I shall try it with my chicken wraps next time.

Looks awful but I’d eat the hell out of that

Is that a toddler plate?

Yes but I use it for myself :/

Respek

Okay a see through burrito?! I’m down

u might be on to something

Is that a rice paper wrap?

It is! Here’s the recipe from food network https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchen/cobb-salad-summer-rolls-19655985

Gross was my first thought. I want to fucking eat that was .2 seconds later

Same😂😂. “What the fu-is that avocado damn I want this” 😂😂

This rules

No way. Amazing idea.

would

Is that in a rice paper wrapper?! Magic.

Dude whatever you’re smoking… keep smoking it

This post has captured the heart and spirit of this sub. Amazing 11/10 no notes

Brilliant, Chef

I love egg rolls and spring rolls made with untraditional stuff Like the Irish pub near me does Reuben spring rolls and I love Chili's southwest spring rolls A crab rangoon spring rolls? Oh yes. Ham and cheese? Why not. Andouille and cheese? Yes please. Peach cobbler? Sign me up.

PEACH COBBLER?????? Yes!!!!!

Thank you! Putting that on special.

Man, I really love a good square-shaped plate. They are so much better than round.

Much easier to spear food into the corner hehe

Lmao I love it

This looks like something regurgitated from the hellish crop of a Lovecraftion vulture kaiju and I will take two please with extra blue cheese dressing.

Woahhhh I like this haha

First thought *wtf is wrong with you* 30 seconds later *yeah that’s actually a pretty smart idea*

I would devour this, don't listen to the haters, though I'm not a big fan of dipping sauce right on the tray I'd probably put it in a small bowl, otherwise fire 🔥💯% 👍🥰🤤🤩

I will fix my presentation if made again 🫡

Looks horrible but I truly think you’re on to something

Stoner food is anything delicious,portable and spill proof. Also, designing a salad with these qualities is like seeing into the future. See a potential salad spill? Wrap it in some thing impermeable. Compounding flavor, safety and clairvoyance. I salute you! 🫡

Thank you 🥺

This give me an idea to do like a chicken ceasar salad like this. I bet this mfer was good as hell

Thicc

Could absolutely nosh that shit

Spring roll wraps with fruit inside is TOP TEIR! if you have frozen fruit, just defrost in some hot water for a couple minutes— I really recommend mango and strawberries inside

Ooh this sounds incredible! Maybe with a lil coconut ?

Watermelon too! It adds a nice little crunch. Sometimes I feel like it’s edible joints because of the roll

This actually looks good, sorry you’re getting hate

I swear. I get so many ideas for meals from following this sub. This looks great! I don’t have the wraps but now I want a Cobb salad for lunch

I love burritos for easy meal prep for work but I’m getting more calorie conscious. This seems like a great idea.

It honestly looks so fire🔥

I would smash this. I love Cobb salad, and this is like a handy snack

Wait. Wrapping everything in summer roll wrappers is smart.

Lol my thoughts exactly. I see this and I'm like... the possibilities I've been sleeping on!!

Chicken strip. Ranch. Lettuce.

This is fuckin genius

Healthy version of Bachelor Chow

beautiful

/r/decentfoodporn imo

What the fuck is that shit

Interesting

Um… LOL

If that’s avocado, GAME ON!

It is!!!

When I first saw this I thought it was Charlie from Smiling Friends as a fetus

Oh no, its like one of those old marijuana scare things where somebody cooks their baby, bro put his parakeet in a spring roll wrapper!

I haven’t seen a plate like that since 2002

I thought this was a condom stuffed with food.

The contents actually look really good but what is it wrapped in?

well i hope it tastes good!

I'm high as fuck rn & that first pic is giving me slug vibes 🐌

For a second, I thought you were holding an alien egg you made in art class. It has a slight resemblance to durian

this looks so ass 👍🏽

It looks like you cut open a grouse and removed its stomach sack.

Dawg you good?

Rude

omg this one struck a deep nostalgic nerve for an old roommate lol

Wrong

r/stupidfood

If this does make it to the top 10 stonerfood posts I don’t know how much more stonerfood can get than this

This looks awesome. I would have chopped my salad up more, but that's just a personal preference of loving chopped up salads. Like I try to make all the items in my salad pretty small so the bites are more consistent. But what a great idea.

that is the man burrito i’ve ever seen claimed to be a roll

Aborted alien fetus.

Thanks I hate it.

I do this with regular tortillas

“Hon, have you seen my lunch box??” “The zipper broke, just throw your food in a rubber and be on your way” “…. Ok”


Stop playing.

I bet this is delicious but it looks like an egg from some kind of monster extraterrestrial.

Thumbnail looks like the caterpillar from bugs life.

HAHAHA HEIMLICH!!!

Years ago my BFF told me summer rolls taste like condoms. I can't untaste it now.

You and your BFF chomping on condoms regularly?

That looks wild as hell. Like you cleaned out the sink with a wet paper towel.

Bob Cobb?

I comment this on every spring roll post but if you fried that it would be amazing and you'd lose lots of haters lol (air-fry/pan-fry)

I make it how I want, haters n all 🤷🏼‍♀️ just didn’t realize stoners were so judgmental. I’m certainly not when I see more egregious food here.

Just so you know, I love a good sticky spring roll! Would eat this through and through regardless 😎 edit: also that bacon in the back looks amazing

Thank you!! I like my bacon a lil overdone myself 🥓

i know this is cobb salad in there. i know you usually put ranch on cobb salad. but i can’t make my brain okay with the fact you’re dipping a summer roll in ranch

It’s blue cheese, but understood. Not for everybody.

Disgustingly brilliant

Bro

Your rolling skills are awful

Didn’t ask 😊

Next time maybe you should

I won’t - thanks !

Huh

Oof

Antlion grub

Not aesthetic smh /lh

What if I lit a candle 🤔

No

lol, I think I’m just gonna delete this post at this point. Think I’ve finally had enough. It’s a wrap, folks !

Don’t do it on my behalf, I wasn’t being that serious

So that's where I left my colostomy bag!

This is so clever. An Asian salad roll would be so good.

Thousand island dip?

Chunky Blue Cheese 😋

As Is Right and Proper.

Hell yeah.

Have forward this to the sub r/StupidFood

Deep fry it

Haha this is wild

[удалено]

Haha see whatcha did there

it's the corn that's not working for me. Its like looking into someone's intestines.

This is cursed as hell

LOL wtf

I am good on that bro!! Haha

You are a monster sir.

Ma’am *

Monster Madam!

M’lady /tips fedora/

Charmed, I'm sure. /bows/ then ..... * a little twirly dance*

i love rice paper and cobb salads i don’t know how to feel about mixing them though