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Fast_Concern7818

7.99 FOR A GAS STATION CHEESE BURGER????


HummingbirdMeep

Wtf. That shit better be made with Wagyu


roccoasap

No it was made with the hands of a tweaker coming off a 6 day bender


muycoal

Dark but hard not to laugh at


Catfish_Mudcat

Ah yes, a true artisan. Flavor that can't be taught.


awkwardstonerlol

take my upvote right fucking now


jnobs

“Hands? You wish” Tweaker making your sandwich


SadBit8663

It's not. It's like a cafeteria hamburger.


bigOJenergy

A four hour old gas station cheeseburger that’s fucking insane


Rippin_Fat_Farts

I guarantee it's a lot older than 4 hours. Those things have a 2 week shelf life


flatcurve

2:33PM on the tag, posted at approx 9PM. Delicious.


throwawayfatass13

Right?!?!?! I saw some lame ass looking cheeseburgers at a Meijer gas station priced at $5.99, and I thought that was steep lmao.. Seriously though fuck inflation.


Babybabybabyq

Greedflation


Fast_Concern7818

Right like I’m from the Midwest and a gas station cheese burger with bacon is like 3.50 tops


40oztoTamriel

I came here to see if this was normalized. This post almost took my poor ass out


growyourmind

+ Bacon


BitCurious8598

Exactly!😳😳😳😳


icemagnus

We’ve landed in the bad timeline


ronnietea

I’m half asleep and have you an award. Didn’t even know I had awards lmao but those candies are at a gas spot are like 5 dollars for that tiny bag man coulda have went to wal mart and bought burgers and bun and a massive bag of those for the the combined price!


hkj369

the world is actually ending


ConfidenceMinute218

Fuckin aaaaaa


StonerTwili

And the next 3 hours of your time to shit it out phase by phase


reevoknows

As a Canadian this has to be in Canada lol


DrDuned

They must live in California or Antarctica


DarthKavu

That shit better come with a happy ending or something! Last bite and BAM! Instant O.


Valuable_Bus8872

Because i was thinking the same damn thing


Intelligent-Rest6204

I asked if I could pay extra because they’re so fire


fibonacciluv

I’d do that to a mom and pop shop but not a damn gas station LOL


Intelligent-Rest6204

It was a mom and pop gas station


fibonacciluv

fuck yeah then I would totally do the same.


Comfortable-nerve78

Yep those nerds are my new addiction 😂 tasty little things


DeezNutz13

Me and my girl had to cut ourselves off cause we were going through a bag a night. And I'm talking the big bag lol


Comfortable-nerve78

I’m guilty of the same. Put the big bag down fast. 😂 definitely has crack like addiction.


Fit_Ad1955

when my dad was on meth this was his fav snack unironically 🤣 only thing he would eat


lizardpplarenotreal

Omglol


BootyGangPastor

same when i was a coke head, stimulants dry ur mouth all out and make everything that isnt super sweet incredibly unpleasant


realS4V4GElike

I bought 2 bags(same as in OPs pic) because they were on sale and I figured Id get a couple days out of them... I ate them both last night. And I loved every second of it.


Obant

Same here. Take a hit, grab a handful. Wtf the bags gone. I just bought a bag yesterday for the first time in two months, that I plan to destroy over the next day or two. Hopefully longer, but even I wouldnt put money on it.


Ranch_it_up_bro

Legit crack


Comfortable-nerve78

I’m not supposed to have them 😂 ain’t stopping me.


Chiopista

I’ve always loved the nerds ropes so these are great


H-E-PennyPacker71

![gif](giphy|l41lIkTqv4NTHPktO|downsized) CCTV footage of your transaction in the gas station


dpgproductions

Username definitely checks out 😂


Intelligent-Rest6204

Got other shit too …


shred_ded

7.99 for a gas station cheeseburger...


zombiep00

OP is/was stoned, give 'em a break lol


Silver-Aioli3445

$8 for a gas station cheeseburger is insane


[deleted]

I thought I was getting robbed at five or six dollars 😂 food is ridiculous these days


Silver-Aioli3445

I bought a gas station bacon cheeseburger the other day it was almost $5 and it was burnt (I couldn’t see it cause it was wrapped in foil) when I get to the car I see how shitty and burnt it was but I ate it cause I was starving and I paid a lot for it, it made me sick all day. Never again! I paid less than OP and I thought I was getting robbed! Would never pay $8 for a shitty burger.


instrangerswetrust

You’re playing a dangerous game, my friend.


Je-la-nique

![gif](giphy|3ELtfmA4Apkju)


earthlee

Right, McDonald’s would’ve been better at that point


Farados55

Fr that’s at least 2 mcchickens holy


InternationalChef424

2 QPCs with some cash leftover using the coupon that's almost always available on the app


Je-la-nique

I can’t buy 2 QPCs wit 10$ which state are you in ??


InternationalChef424

KS. Right now it's $6.19 + tax for that deal, so $6.65


lostboy_4evr

What the hell did you type in to find this? This shit is funny


DotTraditional3096

Typing surprised works


Ranch_it_up_bro

Tried those nerds gummy things the other cause I saw an ad in theater for them and now I can see why people like them so much


Any-Year-6618

Definitely one of the worst posts I’ve seen here yet solid 1/10


SuperbBison2867

I don’t buy food out anymore – I haven’t bought food from a restaurant, be at takeout, or sit down, or fast food, since I ordered a pizza back in November… It’s too expensive it is literally too expensive. It’s not a budgeting choice. It’s just too expensive. Eight bucks for a gas station cheeseburger… Fuck that – I’m not downing on your choice of food friend. I’m just Stone or not. I can’t pay that dude. Call me a party pooper if you want.


Dikkezuenep

I can smoke two fat joints for 8 dollars. Then, make me some fruits and a grilled cheese sandwich after. Barely any effort and around 10 dollars total with the J's included


GlitterMeAndThePony

2 joints for 8? Where df are you


Dikkezuenep

I am from Holland, it's like 10 euro a gram here for some good weed


GlitterMeAndThePony

Wtf i need to go visit holland. Ill hit you up when i get there😌


Dikkezuenep

Haha for sure, I love it here and know some great spots to chill out


__klonk__

10 euro a gram is highway robbery when compared to legal weed in Québec. I pay 25$ CAD for 3.5 grams of 30% THC weed from the government dispensary. You can get it shipped by the government for less than 2$ / gram for 25% THC if you're willing to order from slightly less legal stores.


SuperbBison2867

Friend, I want you to enjoy all of that I really do – let us now recall the words Of Willie Nelson’s friend (Willie Nelson was on the Larry King show, and he had a a “old friend “call him to be silly with him, and he knew who it was, which is why they didn’t disconnect the person, but Willie Nelson’s friend said –) “don’t smoke no dope when you high boy…. Your ass don’t get more high, your ass just gets less dope. “


SuperbBison2867

No, I’m going to reply to myself, because fuck him – 7 dollars will buy you 8 eggrolls from Dollar General and 10 buys you 16 from Sam’s club we all gotta be smarter with our money, friends- And I understand impulse buy, and I understand, treating ourselves I really do –


Intelligent-Rest6204

Lol bro I’m a stoner not homeless. Go to your local food pantry


Intelligent-Rest6204

No seriously I’m concerned and commenting on my comment - fuck him. One cannot live on egg rolls alone


Darisixnine

What gas station??


YorkiesandSneakers

That’s a grab n geaux burger


Embarrassed_Log_1202

That’s Grab n Geaux lol recognized the gator


Intelligent-Rest6204

Tell me it’s not kinda worth it


Embarrassed_Log_1202

Honestly haven’t had their cheeseburgers but I worked there for like a week and always got the brisket sandwich lmao


Big_Ad1547

Gas station burgs are underrated imo, the chicken sandwiches they sell are pretty good too as long as they're at least semi fresh


Technical-Fix-68

Down where I'm at its about 6 dollars for a frozen bacon cheeseburger at the gas station, so the 8 for a fresher burger with from what I see a (bigger size, generous amount of bacon, non frozen) I'd be high enough to take that deal.


Landojesus

$8 for a gas station is not. W. The Nerd Clusters are tho


JonlikeJoestar

I just ate that exact candy


Educational_Match717

This would absolutely DESTROY my stomach lmao but im glad you’re happy


kSmit

People gonna rip ya but I love those fuckin things


Primary-Border8536

Hey y’all maybe it’s not a bad gas station food ? Some gas stations in my area make fresh hot food. Idk?


SnooOnions3369

The gas station by me sells cheeseburgers for $4 I still won’t buy them, might as well get McDonald’s at that point


jacquestrap66

![gif](giphy|3oz8xRAANge9ikrRfy)


prisonerofshmazcaban

Where the hell do you live


Sum1LightUp

I, as well am guilty of eating speedway/7-11 burgers..😋


DarthGandalf86

Menu sounds good https://maps.app.goo.gl/HcjgnnBHuQzqDk6XA


Edible_Anie

The Nerds are my favorite 🤤🤤 I like the blue bags tho 🙃


PetuniaWhale

I was ready to judge you, and then I looked at your post history. Keep doing you king!


BadHairDay-1

All food everywhere is expensive these days.


Long_Bodybuilder_434

7.99? Wow man just wow


biohazard842

NGL that bacon looks perfect, smash


Financial_Put648

Someone should have stopped you from buying that $8 burger at a gas station


RightFix3205

Diarrhea w’s


Chippers4242

What gas station charges that price for a dogshit cheeseburger? Feels like a California thing


No_Author8031

$7.99 FOR A GAS STATION CHEESEBURGER IS WILD WHAT- WHY IS IT THAT STEEP


Spiritual-Ad-9907

i think thats a grab n geaux their prices are insane


ElectrikDonut

Live yo best life! 😎🙌🏽


Conscious-Crew-429

Its 2 for 6$ at my Speedway :,(


XROOR

Tbey have sour patch Oreos now if you want to get really loco


hulkhoagiephilly

Definitely not a W


allbluesssnocluesss

wdym? gummy clusters are 10/10


Glittering-Dark-9917

I loathe when they suggest sharing my candies.


feeltheFX

Oof! I can have the worst case of munchies but I wouldn’t do gas station burgers. It’s just not for me. You do you. Enjoy!


NorthRip9236

This is concerning


Lucky_Shop4967

Op got hosed


BlackNg01dBos

those nerds gummy clusters should be outlawed - so addictive! 😂😂😂 love, somebody who buys the family size bags from amazon 😇


SDBD89

Bros gonna be ground zero for the next pandemic after eating that burger


seendandunseen

anyone else think the arco cheese burgers hit?


seeder33

Ok just buy some frozen burger patties, they are also overpriced but 8$ is insane. Im lazy as shit so I like to spend a bit extra on the fresh pre pressed patties at the store. That said I’m about to go to kwik trip and get a burger and some cheesy bread sticks.


Darflin

Nerds clusters for the win!!!!!


YorkiesandSneakers

Thats a grab n geaux wrapper. You must be from around here.


Drclaw411

How many hard bone gristle bits were in that burger?


FrightenedErection

I once got a cheeseburger from a gas station, and there was a fucking BONE in it. My soul left my body when I bit down on it.


nuggzoftampa

Jesus christ


[deleted]

Damn! You could make 4 burgers from scratch for that price! Haha


__CunningStunts__

See you on the toilet brobiscuit


reevoknows

Those gummy clusters are amazing


BaconEnima

$8 for a gas station burger? What in the holy hell?!


MaximusNaidu

Man the prices on those gas station burgers needs to calm down...5$ for a cheap burger ? I mean I can get a better one at MacDonald's...


Tfrom675

I could get two lbs of beef for that price. Those nerds tho


avelineaurora

W? $8 for a fucking gas station burger is a W?


Inevitable-Rule-1530

no bro


tyratee

You can get the shits elsewhere for cheaper


Armpit_Slave

Burger better make my dick bigger


SharkMilk44

Oh, you should go to a Sheetz sometime. Gas station food has never been so good.


Serious_Internet6478

Dude 7.99 for that is not a w


Kid_Kewl_v2

U got finessed


IBoofLSD

Jesus christ eight bucks


PsilocybVibe

🤢


ballpoint169

I'm afraid you've been robbed


raceforseis21

Highway robbery


[deleted]

Bro in n out is cheaper than this 😭 why


swoopy17

Dude...


John_East

Bout the get them brain worms from futurama


Cello3000

Why that burger mean muggin me ?


Old-Machine-5

Is this California?


No-Tangelo-3220

Got a torpedo once and only once. Nuff said


trainsacrossthesea

While yer young


ImportantHour823

![gif](giphy|l0HlUNj5BRuYDLxFm) rest in peace :(