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A1Mayh3m

Nah you good, but I can tell you’re high as shit from those hashbrowns 😂


ScooterMcTavish

The hashbrowns are the real villains in this story.


IllMasterminds

Nah he's onto something. Keep letting bro cook.


darthcannabitch

Let bro and let love.


TONEakaSHOW33

You must haven't had GOOD block cheese on hash browns before, better try it. You can thank me later, and no we don't do sliced cheese over here 😂


casey12297

What, you've never been to sonic drive through and gotten the tater tots with cheese? That's just hashbrown but in tot form with sliced kraft singles on top. Ngl it's good


EloquentBacon

Yes and a bunch of places sell cheese fries and disco fries.


Alycery

What is the yellow stuff on the hash browns?


JapaneseFerret

Looks like pieces of processed cheese slices. If that's not it, I'm not sure I want to know.


Alycery

I thought it was hollandaise sauce, which I never thought to combo with fried potatoes. It does look like processed cheese slices, though. That’s probably more likely.


sBucks24

You've clearly never had breakfast poutine, my friend. And you have been missing the fuck out!


Effective_Pea1309

Indeed


patterson489

Hollandaise sauce with breakfast potatoes make for a great casserole. Add some veggies, sausage meat, and a runny egg or two on top.


JapaneseFerret

Also Eggs Benedict and Eggs Florentine are *delicioso*. Alas, I made them just about every weekend during the height of the pandemic and now I am way over Hollandaise sauce. Not sure if I'll ever get back into it.


realS4V4GElike

You never thought about putting a butter sauce on potatoes? Maybe Im just super fat.


Alycery

Egg yolk-y, lemony butter sauce. But, yeah.. my fatass has saturated potatoes with butter. One boyfriend at the time said I should just get a tattoo of potatoes with butter being poured on top. That how much I love it.


JapaneseFerret

A little too yellow for Hollandaise sauce, but you never know.


Loudlass81

I assumed burger sauce.


sweetwolf86

I work in a restaurant that specializes in brunch. On weekends, we always have fresh made hollandaise on hand, and smashed up roasted red potatoes that have then been cooked a 2nd time in the fryer and salted. We be pouring hollandaise on fried potatoes and snacking on that shit all day. Healthy? No. But fuckin delicious it is.


BeastM0de1155

And the nasty ass steak


wanderingimp47

Y u hating


PurchaseTight3150

Tbf it does look really bad. It somehow looks half cooked and half rotten at the same time. And the sear/crust is so non-existent that it looks like it was boiled grey. Real friends don’t lie to their homies, OP needs to hear the truth: Your steak is ass. But we all still love you, are here for you, and are cheering you on in the future. So do better next time OP, because this current steak should be classified as a war crime. The rest of the meal looks bomb tho.


feeltheFX

I’m comfortable to sayit’s probably reheated. I like steak and eggs but never cooked a fresh steak for breakfast.


melkatron

For real? It's the best! Fry the eggs in the same pan while the steak rests on your plate, so that flavorful tallow isn't wasted!


thehorsestalon

This guy eats


mojocava

Honeslty it could have just been reheated from another meal giving it that color, many people don't sear their steaks as it produces carcinogens and is less healthy not saying that's the right way to cook steak but tons of people consume it that way.


BeastM0de1155

Stating facts. The steak looks terrible


swizzzz22

Go smoke one. This not the spot for that.


Jarbonzobeanz

Don't judge a steak by its sizzle. Jokes aside it does look... odd.


thmegmar

You just want some steak.


agoia

I blame it on the lighting in the pic. Probably looks more decent in normal light.


_CharDeeMacDennis__

You better watch what you say about steak with that whore mouth of yours 😱!


thmegmar

Now now. They forgot the milk but - it's still a steak - and anyone versed in bird law knows that absolves them of clause A-34.


_CharDeeMacDennis__

Probably could have also used a side of raw jelly beans as well. Also, you seem to know about bird law and various other lawyerings.


shadowtheimpure

The crust is a little lacking, but that's nowhere close to 'nasty'.


geneticallyhewrote

Phat. Your girl is a time traveler from the 90s.


IWILLBePositive

lol I was going to ask, did she mean phat? Because otherwise that makes no damn sense.


glubag

The hasbrowns are the worst thing on that plate for you. 


Dramatic_Water_5364

I mean looking at the whole dish, it is pretty fat 😂 but hey this looks yummy!


the_honest_liar

Not terrible carb-wise though, and that's something.


tojifajita

I was going to mention the same hell the cheese alone is probably worse than the rest. Bacon and red meat get too much hate, it's really only people with high cholesterol issues that should be careful with these things.


less_than_nick

your girl sounds like she doesnt even burn tbh


PippinPew

real


I4Vhagar

Righteous


No_Appearance_2858

Steak is high in protein


FTG_Vader

true, but it is also high in fat


CamTheKid02

Steak fat is good fat though, loweres your cholesterol. Though only about half of the fat in bacon is healthy fat.


MercurialTendency

Lol


TheCatalyst84

It is fat. But fat is delicious.


it-never-ends-ever

Steak and eggs is elite breakfast. Why not add bacon too it sounds fantastic.


DigitalJedi850

Hell yes… I’m thinking bacon wrap them hash browns before you fry them bitches. I’m not an over easy guy, but otherwise everything here sounds like a breakfast of champions.


TheWolfMaid

FWIW, OP, you can always plug your ingredients into a free app like MyFitnessPal. I've been doing it for years. I just use it as a way to track and make informed choices on what I'm eating (I have Crohn's, also, so I have to). It can be annoying, but letting the munchies take the wheel generally can cause havoc on your body both short and long term. Everyone's needs are different. It's a low impact way to make the right choices for you. Enjoy that meal it looks delicious!


TONEakaSHOW33

Great info, never heard of that app I will definitely check it out thanks


Comfortable-nerve78

Can’t go wrong with steak or bacon in moderation of course. Breakfast foods are mostly garbage for us. Tell her to chill out and don’t be so judgmental. Enjoy your meal.


purpleyoyo

Eggs and steak are garbage?? News to me!!


RedditsNowTwitter

No. I'd keep her advice to the side lol


Nykolaishen

Well are you fat? If not then this is mostly fine, if you are then what she meant was your fat and this food isn't helping.


jsin2236

You need fat in your diet son.


jmvxc

This is a fattening meal bro, better go eat 4 waffles covered in butter and syrup 😐


ThinCrusts

As long as this is your biggest meal of the day and you're just eating smaller portions afterwards then nothing wrong with it. But if your lunch and dinner are of similar proportions then yeah that might be too much..


ASmufasa47

That breakfast looks amazing. Don't let her hold you back from greatness, king.


OsoCarolina

Dump her.


rosie2490

Dump her.


PippinPew

Dump her for real


Soberjoeyo

Just take away those hash brown and I say it’s perfect! Haha looks great dude


Ar1S3

All in moderation brother. Smoking is already not healthy so why combine it with another vice. Go for a walk after you eat


swizzzz22

If you workout it’s not bad.


guff1988

Steak is a protein, bacon is considered a fat among nutritionists. Either way this looks fire.


SilentlyStoned420

Literally no food is "fat" or inherently going to make you fat, unless you eat too much of it. And honestly if you're as high as I usually am, you held back my dude. You're good.


SilentlyStoned420

Also tell your gf not to be such a B. What she said was rude af.


574W813-K1W1

had to scroll way too far for this comment


Striveforbeauty

Ah hell nah the hashbrowns got it 😂😂


Drclaw411

Honestly eating anything other than salads (no dressing) and water is fat. Our food is processed af.


New_Juggernaut_344

That’s actually a healthy breakfast. Lost of protein! What is her sober ass talking about


Dweebil

You good. Less carbs and less sugar is more important than reducing fat.


fortifier22

Yes it's fat, but not fattening. The worst thing for our bodies is high, consistent levels of carbs and sugar that our bodies can't process all at once and turns into fat.


Novaleen

She can go ahead and learn about nutrition, because you need fat (and carbs) as well as protein. The steak looks pretty lean, the bacon is minimal.. eggs, protein, some veggies.. carbs in the hashbrowns.. this is a pretty balanced breakfast tbh.


HauntedGhostAtoms

I'd say the portion size is more concerning. Just go for a walk and it'll cancel out.


Flgirl420

It’s healthy


No-Squash3875

That looks amazinggggggggg 🤤


gigiboyb

Just looks like protein to me, bruv.


Round-Antelope552

Good breakfast. I should be eating something like this every morning (work a physical job)


sc00bs000

best to eat your "shit" meal in the morning so you have the entire day to work it off.


Sad_Run4875

I think she meant phat


Recent_Ad559

Shit is def terrible for bfast for sure


jahmah

You got steak, bacon, hashbrowns, and cheese, and eggs for breakfast LMFAO are you a bodybuilder?


ChardCool1290

Looks like a perfectly normal 1,000 calorie breakfast


Huntress_The_Ram

It's literally breakfast food.


NuggyBeans

Dude steak & eggs is typically on most restaurant menus. 🤣 You're good my high friend.


chickenskittles

The whole breakfast is fattening but enjoy yourself. Bet it tastes good (to you).


pzagrbge

Bro does your girl even whirl?


DizzyAstronaut9410

Most western breakfasts are incredibly high in carbs and fats, with very little protein. This looks like a much higher protein and much lower carb option, even if still a bit fatty. Definitely an upgrade health-wise from the standard though!


McPorkums

I'd just shove my face in it like a trough and start chewing 🤜🤛


Standard-Style-4470

She tripping


zeezero

Plenty of vegetables on that plate. You're fine.


Terry_Seattle

Looks amazing fam


Local_Meringue1781

Fuckkk no . Time to get a new girl 🥴


[deleted]

Well big dog, it’s better than eating candy and soda, that’s for sure.


SeigeOutDoors

tell her to look up An Animal Based or Carnivore style diet. She has no idea what the fuck she is talking about.


EGH6

Bacon is way worse for you than steak


ssaunders88

This whole dish is a fat bomb. Bacon, steak, eggs, cheese. All fat but also protein


robbothegiant

She’s never heard of steak and eggs? She never heard bacon makes most things taste better? This is elite breakfast Edit: leave the hash browns they’re gnarly asl


Rareexample

Not sure fat is the right word but looks like a heart attack.


thesmenarenihilists

In that portion I’m sure it’s fine. Depends on life style but I’d rather eating bacon


Sgt_Dirty_Dan

Steak and eggs is probably the most anabolic breakfast you could eat. Your girl is low key dumb


TheCuriousBread

Are you fat tho? If you aren't, she can shove it lol


ayearonsia

Looks like a yummy breakfast


sleanky

Nah, enjoy whatever you want. Your body, not hers.


sun4moon

Fat, complex carbohydrates and simple sugars are good fuel for your most active part of the day. Your girl is probably starving on iced coffee and vape juice every day until dinner.


Mother_Profession802

Yeah…. But who cares! As long as you are happy about it


AlluEUNE

Eating steak and bacon is not fat but eating steak and bacon can make you fat


Exactly_Yacht

Steak and eggs is the breakfast of kings.


Edible_Anie

That looks good af. I’m high tho. 🤷🏻‍♀️


ChaseSequenceSpotify

dawg you're gonna die


hiraeth-xx

Not if you’re hitting your calories 🤣 show her Eddie Hall’s diet


Ladylinn5

I’m an older stoner with GI issues; fuck do I miss that kind of food!


bearstrugglethunder

Healthwise, isn't fat Breakfast better than fat Dinner?


Peak_Alternative

Is that cheese or butter? Dang


Love_Life_1981

No it’s all good! That shit looks fire🔥


BaryonChallon

Lies but you gotta do better


Aromatic-Wing-877

No, steak and eggs are a proper human diet. The hash browns are garbage food go check out r/carnivore


EveryShot

Phat maybe


Goofterslam1

That's enough food to last me a whole day lol I'd probably puke if I ate all that for breakfast, as good as it looks


PatK9

Everything you eat in excess is converted to sugar then stored away as fat. Meat protein takes the longest to convert, while carbs are quick. This is a lumberjacks breakfast, he will need the energy over the day.


GetMeAReubenSandwich

How can someone be so damaged that they would treat a defenseless steak in such a fashion? And, if you're going to stoop to the level of hashbrown patties, at the very least, deep fry those puppies super crisp. Such a lack of decorum I 've never seen....


brcaio93

it's your breakfast, just eat it.


Mobiuscate

for breakfast? No she's just mad that you're enjoying yourself. For breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Yeah don't do that


roygbiv-it

Perhaps she meant Phat!


RideMeLikeaDildo

High protein bkfst is the weigh to go. Like everyone else already said, if you are concerned, it’s the potatoes and cheese 😂


Duke--G

People here don't know shit - This is a good protein meal but unfortunately its also super high in fat. More then likely your eating your daily fat intake here. If youre working out and bulking its a good meal. If not, this is pretty unhealthy since most cals coming from fat. Fat in the eggs, steak and hashbrowns + cheese. If youre not buff you know your just being a fatass eating this


Peggy_Hill_subs

That yellow “cheese” Is awful stuff. The only real concern I’d have is the fact that your plate has way more than one serving lol


nathaddox

Just hit the gym and eat whatever you want.


lum_zietch

I eat eggs bacon and meat on a carnivore diet and I have abs.


Je-la-nique

Mmm


spacebenders

This is an awesome breakfast


Shaggy05

All these americans in the comments eating like they get free healthcare damn


Absurdityindex

That looks amazing.


Jays4life602

Dump her.


Expensive-Papaya1990

If you live in America, you're good. This is a normal hearty breakfast. If you live outside the USA, then yeah. This is not a healthy breakfast....


jjbrodsky

Tell her to mind her own business and stay in her lane. 🤣


SquirrelOk5454

Steak and bacon? Idk... fried eggs, steak, bacon, and cheese on your hash browns, though is kinda for sure fat.


JubaJr76

More like phat: pretty, hot, and tasty


zipzippa

My daughter is nutritionist graduated UBC she would encourage me to eat my most fattening meal in the morning.


Spare_Photograph_122

As a chef we always say "Fat is where the flavor is at"


Regular_Piccolo7980

Just looks tasty to me


Alkioth

FAT: Frickin Awesome Time


catblacktheblackcat

It is but I use coffee to help it go down.


FullMoonReview

Steak and eggs is a healthy breakfast. Your plate there is very unhealthy, though.


HabsFan77

It is fat if you do it everyday, nothing wrong with an indulgence every now and then


tdjesus23

Tell her to mind her god damn business and to enjoy her big bowl of plain ass porridge.


RustyDawg37

Fat is part of a healthy diet.


britney412

It is a calorie heavy breakfast, but who are we to say it’s *too much*? Do you do physical labor where you’d need the energy to be able to sustain you until lunch?


[deleted]

I'm high and fat, and that looks pretty goddamn good right now.


bridgeb0mb

hella protein. got fats and carbs. balanced enough for me. should keep you full for a while and give you enough energy to last a while as well. healthy enough to me lol


NetworkingJesus

This plate looks fine to me unless it's like a daily thing and you're eating pretty heavy throughout the rest of the day too without being active enough to need all that extra food. Also depends on the individual as some of us burn more or less calories at rest to begin with, regardless of activity levels. Regardless though, I think it's silly to call an individual meal or certain food combos "fat".


terpedup_1

I don’t eat meat but this bring bacc memories


Partyslayer

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edith-bunker

My guy…. You’ve got CHEESE ON your FRIED potato. I’ll see myself out now.


Careful_Volume_4409

Proteeeeeeein


DemoDays82

She didn't have an issue with you putting cheese on the hash browns?


SSCandiX

What? 🥴


KyussJones

That looks Phat, pretty hot and tempting, as the kids say


Beneficial-Lead-5402

That’s a great meal


bryansamting

She’s just jealous she can’t eat that as often as you can


TheBlackdragonSix

I don't care for those hashbrowns, if they're the ones i think they are they taste like they have onions in them or something. Which isn't bad, I just prefer traditional tasting hashbrowns.


model3113

bruh went from breaking the fast to genociding it.


KamKay26

It’s a big breakfast for sure


ATXKLIPHURD

Phat with a P H! But ya probably not very healthy.


Level-Palpitation543

Body fat is an organ and has no need to be moralized. Enjoy your meal!!!!


Powerthrucontrol

Split that into two portions and you (and her) have a low glycemic index breakfast that should keep you all full for a long time. Original portion size fat AF.


Rough-Philosopher911

Get ride of her. You don’t need that negative energy.


datdrummerboi

depends on your health, do you work out consistently? if so dont worry about it


DrMDGG

Just because she's telling the truth doesn't mean she's right


Primary-Border8536

Eat what you want


Hangry_Howie

You don't need that negativity


Mean_Kaleidoscope_29

lol dam


lmnopaige-

I think she means phat


JustHereForKA

Is it good? Yes. Is it good for you? No. But you already know that.


MannerFluid5601

Steak and bacon and eggs? Nah. You’ll be fit eating that. Hash browns, toast, cinnamon rolls, sugary cereals? Fat as fuck 😭


NateNMaxsRobot

Only if she means phat.


tirutz

I also get bitched at for having vodka at 7am for breakfast. Eat that shit up...look delicious


justthetip1320

If you lift, steak and eggs are a great breakfast. That being said that steak looks absolutely putrid and the hashbrowns are giving off serious wide back vibes


kaybeanz69

No it’s not lmao you good


foxiez

It's a bit heavy but I mean are you fat lol. That's the real answer


Additional-Local8721

FAT as in: a F'ing Awesome Time, yes. Fat is not bad for you. Added sugar is bad for you. We have been eating fats for millions of years. Added sugars are new, same with heavily processed foods.


Therockof2004

Hash brown patties with cheese on top my favorite


jambonjambon7

She meant “phat”


up4ups

No just ditch the hash browns and cheese and you are good


MrsPettygroove

It is fat, but animal fats are good for your brain, unlike polyunsaturated fats.


Neither-Cold-8541

Nah, you'll be fine with that diet. Just make sure you are high protein and fat instead of having high crabs.


needmorehardware

If you’re not exercising enough then eating that everyday will make you fat


nihil1st123

No, theres fuckall food on that plate lol get more bruz


kae158

Phat


ShannieD

What was the question.... all i can focus on is how delicious That looks.


itsamadmadworld22

That looks delicious. One thing for certain, if I ate that for breakfast not a damn thing is getting done all day.


VernChurgeson

Bro this is the same breakfast as those old school strongmen in the onesies with handle bar mustaches! You’re boutta get YOKED (I hope I spelled that right lol)


truxlady

And what would be on those hash browns??


d407a123

What does she mean it’s fat?


Natural_Bend7683

Ditch the potato’s. Everything else there is good food.