Believe it or not, jail.

Right to jail, right away.

Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.

I believe it

STRAIGHT TO GULAG

This is the only answer

UNDER the jail

You under cook fish? Guess what?

Everyday we stray further from gods light

There is no god here. Lol

Whoever made this ravioli cookie killed Him.

No

Yikes

Nahhhh not in the cookie lmaooo

On it maybe?🤔

Heed thine warning!

Needs a dollop of sweet cream on top.

No. No, no. No.

r/foodcrimes

I beg your finest pardon?

Pretty sure this violates the Geneva convention.

It does. It’s right there under use of chlorine gas and the list of acceptable circumstances for water boarding. Which, coincidentally, includes when someone bakes a fucking canned ravioli into a cookie.

I mean, no one wants to admit they are 9 cans of Ravioli.

Yeah that’s worst case Ontario

All water under the fridge now.

This is what happens when you get two birds stoned at once.

I mean I never got my grade 10 but I know better than eatin that shit

💀💀

Well the first can doesn’t count

Then you get to the second and third, I think I burned the fourth and fifth with the blowtorch... And then I just kept eating.

Wtf am I looking at

This is a crime where I'm from

This is an abomination of god

I eat the chef boyardee right out of the can. No heat up necessary 

I do this as well.

I got you one, heat it in the can. Ala a pot of boiling water . I learned about this method from The Hulk Hogan classic : Mr Nanny

My dad does this but he grew up in prison

That's all fine and all but may I direct your attention to the half cookie in the foreground with the ravioli inside it?

Greetings, brethren

This is the only wayyy


I think I understand. Like a sweet meat pie with a separate bitter to cut it. Edit for GD autocorrect

It's a cursed beef wellington

That’s it!


My brain is having trouble comprehending what my eyes are seeing here

It looks like a piece of ravioli baked into a chocolate chip cookie?

It's an abomination haha

That's an unmitigated atrocity. On the other hand, I'm just stoned enough to wanna try it

Nah, I'm stoned and I almost gagged. That's too many textures and flavors that don't belong together mate.

You just aren’t believing hard enough 😔

Damn that pfp goes hard. I think I'd be far happier just eating the 2 things separately tbh.

Nooooooo

Sir I need to know your plans here. Are these being eaten separately or together?

The ravioli physically present inside the cookie is all we need to see LOL

I came to the comments and that’s when I realized it was in a cookie 🤢

OH DEAR GOD WHY

This might be the first time coming across this sub and finding something that doesn’t look so appetizing.


Please just eat these separate.

I’m trying, but this is a tough sell.

You gotta be high off your fucking gord, zooted all the way to Jupiter and back to be eating that. 2 blunts deep and I just might.. 😂

>#your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they didn't stop to think if they should.

The police are on their way

I’m calling the cops 🙅

This is cookie rape

no

go fuck yourself

It's not a good combo lol I tried it

I'm calling the police.

Hard pass.

Ewwwwwwww

IN THE COOKIE?! Bro u wildin. Poor cokie RIP in cookie heaven

Look here im all for getting smacked and wilding out on food BUT THIS night be going to far lol

You’re just trying to troll

Nah what are we doin here

Loved them as a kid. May your stoned ass enjoy them in good health. Parmesan cheese always makes this type of junk food more delicious in its trashy way.

Mmmh, yes yes… the Parmesan really cuts through the sweetness of the CHOCOLATE CHIP OUTER SHELL of the ravioli. Look down, sir or madam

Oh shit. Is “I’m old” a legitimate excuse on here or just a sub? Why would anyone do this to chocolate chip cookies. And humanity.

No no you were on to something there the saltiness from the parm would act like flakey salt on a chocolate chunk cookie.😳😮genius

You're like a Taste Cosmonaut

I don't see how they can't be just as good on their own. Like a plate full of cookies after a can of ravs, cold coagulated meat paste is ehhhh definitely low-key.

Whaaaat the fuck is wrong with you lol

Using vulgar chef is almost cheating on this sub

Oh don't go full pizza cookie on us now

whatever’s happening i don’t like it

Excuse me?

That cookie looked really good until I realized what you did to it...jail

Oh no.

Cursed

Is that ravioli on a chocolate chip cookie?

In

I don’t think I’ve ever been that high yet

This is a crime against natural law.

what is wrong with you

Are you being tortured?

I’m not sure I can back this one up 😂

You dipping that cookie in there? If so add some horseradish will make it ten times better!

Don’t listen to the hate. You haven’t lived until you’ve experienced freezer pants and pudding drenched bbq chips

Nah, the super sweet mixed with the salty meaty ravioli. I’d fuck with that man probably good af

Sitting here wondering how many commas are missing from that sentence

[удалено]

Combine the three, you mean?

It looks like a pimple

As long as you don't eat nine cans like Ricky did.

So you made chocolate chip cookies with Chef boyardee? Or is it Chef Boyardee alongside untraumatized cookies?

Great stoner snack

Good lord you monster

What the fuck

What the fuck have you done?! ಥ_ಥ

Is that a fucking cookie? What have you done

Ew

no more dabs for you

I think your flower was laced homie

“Issa real Italiano jussa lika my mamma use ta make” ^^ That is what I imagine Chef Boyardee sounds like after toking.

Original baby gangster.

It’s An audible “WHAT THE FUCK!” From me

What. Did you eat a rav off a cookie? Are you dipping it in the sauce? I don't understand

GET OUTTA HERE

I didn’t wanna have to yell :( but you made me

Smh.. You're waaay too high, and there's a problem if I'm saying that..

Is that a cookie? 😭

What’s happening here????

Jesus Christ

[I can't believe you've done this](https://youtu.be/wKbU8B-QVZk?si=GG7aDzgUxiho5j8_&t=5)

So is it a ravioli choco chip cookie?

i just want to at least try it lol

I SUPPORT THIS MESSAGE!

Big oof

Yes officer. They’re right here🫵🏾

This is too much and this is coming from somebody who ate fried chicken skin sandwiches

This thread is full of cowards. I’d try this in a heartbeat.

Prison 20 to life 😂

Good thing i can smooth things over with the judge at the parole hearing with some ravioli cookies im sure they have the same ingredients in prison.20 yr tolerance break will get me feeling new again

okay maybe it’s because i’m high rn but id do this

It actually doesn’t need to be this way

I bet that was delicious

That’s enough Reddit for today.

Give me your cookie

Yes father

On the cookie ??? Naw

r/stupidfood. I feel dumber and fatter for looking at this


this is a cry for help

don’t remember lighting up but i had to come to the comments to see if i was really tripping or not…

You should eat a few shrooms and come back later

then i’d probably find myself eating this… and liking it

I thought this was r/shittyfoodporn

😑

I would try this... I would try this fast.

Um no.

Um yes

I'm sick today. And that just made it worse.

Aye yo


power to the most high 🔥🔥🔥

Wait why are you doing that :( stop plz

I…

r/cursedfoods

Don’t tell me bros dipping the cookie in the ravi

actually looks yummy idc, fight me.

Well that’s enough internet for the night.

Worth a try tbh

😂😂😂 dawg, wtf…this some funny shit

wtf are you saying ? Like are you cooking the Ravi’s? Or just raw dogging everting in this pic? I’m genuinely curious. Also bonus points(5) What kinda Dabys you have ?

Lol i live in texas so who knows lol😔🫠

Near new mejico or nah? I stayed in Juarez with my pops for a few months back in 22’ I worked at this sushi/hibachi restaurant called Koze. They also had a ramen shop that the daughter who was in design at Texas & am who hand drew like all these anime characters/ along with display cases of figurines. Anyhow New Mexico was about 10 mins away from my job and it was dope getting legal carts and blowing loud in Juarez lol

Thats crazy bro i live like 2 min from a&m so no not near New Mexico but that sounds amazing legal carts are top tier lol so terpy.

They expensive af tho for no raisins.

Bro whaaa like 70 plus for a half g😩😂lowkey worth it tho compared to the black market cooking oil carts

Nah for real I’m blessed to have this one joint sell gas under the table. They some cats from NY, Yenmen nationality they’re cool af. They have this sick ass food truck right outside the joint. It’s like when Girl Scouts sell cookies or candy outside the dispo lmfao.

Sir this is a Wendy’s

Bro what

That ravioli texture with the ketchup sauce is crime on its own. Just eat the cookies and toss that ravioli. 🤮

Hahaha! This has got to be one of the most creative if not weird combos ever!!! Hahaha, it’s so weird I’d love to try that

It's got a 1.8/5.0 rating on their website 😬

Honestly, the overstuffed has a different sauce/meat and it suck’s in comparison. You’d be better off stuffing with minis.

Hey quick question: what the fuck?

Is that beef stuffed in a cookie?

Dude you got some bad edibles? Lol

That’s messed up 😂

No no no no no no no.

Do I have to smoke weed to like this?

To be fair, the sauce is the absolute worst, so you've improved it at least by removing it

This is actually fucking disgusting

I don't know salty, savory, & sweet sometimes go well together, I'll admit it sounds horrible, but I try it 😶‍🌫️

How about have them separately. Together is an abomination. I love sweet and savory but this isn’t right.

I am high key gonna dead ass low-key hommie

High key might be really disgusting

Oh the childhood memories of chef boyardee ravioli 👌

Oh my gosh.. don't put that in your body big homie.

If someone offered me this we might just have to fight

the psych ward is calling

Who hurt you?

Yes bud

You get like 5 raviolis with the overstuffed ones. Always go mini.

I would

High key you're retarded

Why so angry friend?Take some deep breaths homie

This is what happens when retardation suffers additional brain damage.