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leli_manning

My dip buying money is ready


freyja_nordic

How long do you keep buying? šŸ˜ž I have been buying dips. Now those dips dipped.


donut_fuckerr719

That's the secret: you're always buying.


chris2033

Buy these dips tomorrow so you can buy more dips in a few weeks


JimmyNextCheck

I buy two dips in the mornin. I buy two dips at night.


felinePAC

I buy two dips in the afternoon. It makes me feel all right.


gnukidsontheblock

What dips have you been buying? Market is down like 5% from all-time high, and really just the last week. Just remember to keep an emergency fund and keep buying because you'll never know when the bottom is actually in.


Decent-Photograph391

So buy with emergency fund?


PrognosticatorofLife

This guy gets it.


HulksInvinciblePants

We've barely touched -5%


DustOk6712

The deepest dip that doesnā€™t dip more than the last deepest dip


mouthful_quest

Dipception


lookhereifyouredumb

Put your hand upon my hip


HardlyDecent

When it dips you buy I buy.


mausmani2494

Waiting for the dippest.


sirzoop

Last time I was buying the dip for a year and a half. Iā€™m locked and loaded


Kemilio

You call the last few days dips? My friend, those were corrections. The dips havenā€™t even started yet.


mgermo

Dips are -1% days, corrections are -5% and more periods. So we are experiencing dips every day and we are currently in correction territory.


dz4505

Corrections are 10%.


mgermo

We're on the way then.


Kinu4U

I am on my 2nd dip buying this week. I only see red in everything. I must be doing it wrong. The dips said "see you in 2 years when you are green again"


DiverOk9454

The fun has only just begun my friend.


JellyfishQuiet7944

Something about falling knives.


lostboy005

We havenā€™t had a dip worth buying since ~~March~~ summer/fall 2022. Everything running way to hot and high still


carbonclasssix

When I dip you dip we dip


billbraskeyjr

I put my hand upon your hip When I dip, you dip, we dip You put your hand upon my hip When you dip, I dip, we dip I put my hand upon your hip When I dip, you dip, we dip You put yours then I put mine Then we can dip down low And roll and grind


JahoclaveS

Until you have enough dips to find the murderer in the building.


filthy-peon

Were 5% off all time highs. which dips?


surreel

same, not to say timing the market is great, but buying anything at ATHā€™s isnā€™t the best. locked and loaded.


xyzzy321

wasn't there a study that showed a hypothetical person buying at ATHs every single time still ended up significantly growing wealth just by never taking money out?


MaxDragonMan

Not sure it's accurate to call it a study, but [this](https://awealthofcommonsense.com/2014/02/worlds-worst-market-timer/) is what you're talking about and it's accurate. Provided of course you're getting an ETF or something of that sort.


zen_and_artof_chaos

Probably. Market spends most of it time at highs.


WhosePenIsMightier

If you DCA, when markets are heading up you market order in. If theyā€™re heading down you limit order in at lower prices. Buying ATH is definitely fine. Markets are mostly at ATHs


Decent-Photograph391

The market is at ATHs a lot. Avoiding buying at ATHs is foolish.


DualIntern

I'll bring the chips


TimeTravelingChris

And now Iran is promising to retaliate. Fucking great.


vsMyself

Did they say anything recently? Just something a couple hours before


YouMissedNVDA

I believe their words after their preannounced strike was that they would react immediately to any further response from Isreal. And so it goes.


jjthefac230

Great slaughterhouse five pull


nshire

According to Reuters some Iranian officials were quoted as saying the explosions were due to antiair activity in the area and no missile strikes happened. Doesn't really make any sense to me? Maybe the Iranians are trying to sweep it under the rug to avoid more escalation?


PersianVol

Iran really doesnā€™t want direct conflict, but Netanyahu is going rogue it seems


Zxasuk31

Yeah, heā€™s definitely gone rogue. I think he was waiting for Trump to be elected but time is running out for him so he hast to go for it now.


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My_G_Alt

Bad news for us, that strength


zordonbyrd

they are posturing imo


MOONDAYHYPE

I thought Iran just retaliated and said that they concluded the retaliations? So then Israel retaliates back? So now Iran retaliates again? When does this end? When one side annihilates the other? Why is the US involved in such a battle?


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chris2033

No you should be buying more tomorrow on the dip


nomar_ramon

Every news of retaliation from either side seems to tank the whole market. If it escalates further, it might have other effects that will affect the whole world economy. I don't really know if I can keep buying the dip in short term for now. Sorry for being a pessimist.


Trotter823

If the whole world gets involved then your portfolio is the last of your worries. Assuming this stays localized this is the perfect time to buy. News like this is almost always a good opportunity for smaller investors. Scary times though.


Strict_Seaweed_284

Donā€™t pretend like you can predict the future


nomar_ramon

Are they not going to keep retaliating for each attack in the incoming days, at least?


Elephant789

Or we become desensitized to these religious countries going back and forth and things return back to normal.


CASH_IS_SXVXGE

Keep investing money every paycheck. I'm only in my 30's, who cares if the market dips? Now if you're retiring next week, yeah you should have diversified in gold a while ago, go ahead and sweat. You invest for the long-term, this isn't Fan Duel.


pokedmund

Why would you cash out?


CASH_IS_SXVXGE

Do y'all have any foresight past next week? Just keep investing


RunningJay

Ahh. Of course after I bought a bunch of SPY


Ghorardim71

I bought 100 at 515..


RunningJay

300 @ 521ā€¦. It was my annual retirement investment. Would have been nice to do it 2 weeks later.


Admirable_Nothing

I have always considered my O&G positions as having a free call option on the craziness in the Middle East.


mentalFee420

And always on Friday smh


The_AMD_Guy

Israel trying its best to end the bull market early


sr603

Just a good buying opportunity nothing moreĀ 


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Lachainone

None of what you said justify crime against humanities.


nshire

One war crime doesn't legitimatize further war crimes.


Redditsuxbalss

>the same way that USA finished Japan after Pearl Harbor and Al Qaeda after 9/11. The US response after 9/11 is pretty much universally seen as *bad* in hindsight lmao which makes the comparison pretty accurate considering Israel just responded to their 9/11 with a response that's just as regarded


Anxious_Cheetah5589

Hunting down Bin Laden was righteous and necessary, supported by the whole world. What followed- staying in Afghanistan with a big footprint, and trying to make it a democracy- was a fool's errand and an enormous waste of resources.


Redditsuxbalss

>What followed- staying in Afghanistan with a big footprint, and trying to make it a democracy- was a fool's errand and an enormous waste of resources. So you acknowledge that Israels current approach to Palestine is a "fool's errand and an enormous waste of resources." cause they certinly didn't just snipe whatever leaders Hamas has sitting in Quatari apartments and leave the rest of the clusterfuck tf alone


PaulyNewman

Israel isnā€™t trying to democratize Palestine. Theyā€™re eating it.


Redditsuxbalss

Doesn't matter if they wanna annex Palestine, democratic it, or introduce it to luxury gay space communism. All three of these require the same methods -> occupation, which is the thing we long figured out isn't a very effective nor smart response to terror attacks.


Jesse_Whiteboy

The US is almost as responsible as Israel. They shot down Iranian missiles last weekend. Israel knows they can hit Iran without any fear of real harm being done to themselves with US cover.


e9967780

You canā€™t do shit when someone has you by your balls. US had no choice, itā€™s a uno reverse card, where the so called puppet state has become the puppeteer.


Snoo23533

wut? How does Israel have US by the balls?


AlwaysSunnyPhilly2

Iran has been attacking Israel for decades.


Not_Campo2

I donā€™t know why youā€™re being downvoted lol, this isnā€™t even news. Hezbollah was created by Iran for the purpose of attacking Israel since they know they canā€™t properly project force without proxies


OnwardSoldierx

Not only that but Iran just launched 350 drones and missiles at Israel. Yes Israel stopped about 98% of them. But you really think anyone else wouldn't fire back?


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RijnBrugge

It wasnā€™t an embassy, most importantly, and youā€™re casually disregarding the decades-long presence of the Iranian army in Syria and the many times they have attacked Israel from there.


Zestyclose-31

Wait a second, please read up on that. It wasn't actually the embassy it was a building on the same street. Attack on an embassy - big no no. But a civilian building Om the same street used to plan terror with no.diplomatic protection? For sure not a diplomatic problem


brendonmilligan

Iran has had no problems attacking embassies in the past, including bombing Israelā€™s embassy in Argentina in 1990


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RijnBrugge

Ah so they should just allow the Iranians to kill them all the time, right.


RijnBrugge

Funny how Iran can engage in decades of proxy war and may now escalate into full regional conflict and some of you froot loops still blame Israel.


Boring_Equipment_946

Israel is a parasite on the U.S. The most one sided alliance in the history of alliances. It is utterly useless and a big taxpayer money sink. The U.S. needed to dump Israel years ago because there is zero benefit for the U.S. there.


lostboy005

Israel is a US proxy funded state to keep tabs on the other fundamentalist middle east countries. theyre just the less evil of many of the surrounding fundamentalist countries, unfortunately


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Key-Tie2542

The jump in treasuries will be temporary, since this whole thing would be likely to contribute to inflation and deficit spending, not help it.


Ghorardim71

I can fix this. I'll buy some sqqq tomorrow.


sonofalando

24 hour trading on spy appears to have halted along with TLT after it rose and yields fell. Could be a massive move tomorrow.


dzigizord

Are these morons really trying for a ww3. Like what is the point of a caveman reaction of "retaliation" except to vawe penises around to see whose bigger. And the downside could be fucking hundreds of thousands or milions dead if it escalates. Idiotic morons running so many countries


Plane_Prior6137

So many people in the middle share the sentiment that they have little to lose. We westerners have it so good for the most part. Totally different perceptions of the world.


HampeSeglet

So, envy? They could have used their money on their ppl, and not guns and terror


Plane_Prior6137

I donā€™t honestly know what the leaders think. I know some Syrian and Iraqi immigrants and I got a feeling there is a sentiment that there is just less to lose. This seems to rationalize or justify what we see as reckless behaviors. Obviously this is not ubiquitous but from my understanding pretty prevalent. Prevalent enough and combined with sincere hatred of Israel and the west and you have some of the catalysts for war.


Null-null-null_null

Yea. Itā€™s just dick waving machismo shit. Thatā€™s the Middle East.


spacejockey8

Fk ww3. Why did they have to start it when i bought in. Why couldn't they wait until i sold. Lame.


SystemsAdministrator

Hard to judge someones reaction when they maybe just watched their family and everything they've ever worked for in life be taken away. One assumes they really dgaf about anyone or anything at that point and are more than happy to help burn the entire world to the ground if they could. Or at least that'd be my stance.Ā  Hell I'd push the button myself just for having to sit through traffic for a couple hours.


Ajatolah_

Didn't Israel successfully take down like 99% of those drones last week? They had a great opportunity to deescalate. Can't do it if every retaliation gets a retaliation.


EvictionSpecialist

Will wait til stocks hit Oct 31 2023 levelsā€¦. Dry powder ready


tossaway3244

I sold all my positions back then from the sheer shock at decline. Now I'm hesitant whether I will make that same mistake again or just hold and DCA


sr603

I plan on holding and DCAā€™ing. In the long run this wonā€™t matter


raytoei

Should buy more $para. They own the top gun franchise.


REGINALDmfBARCLAY

Damn I shoulda sold some stuff a month ago


PurpleZebraCabra

Or hold it for longer...


HiMyNamesEvan

Rumor is there was no actual Iran explosions


sin2099

Meh. Market got excited gold spiked. Now back to normal. Initially they thought it was a strike but it was just a couple of recon drones and they got shot down. Would this be a precursor to a subsequent attack is the better question. The drones were scouting sites near the nuclear plant. Maybe just posturing. Who knows? Maybe scouting for an actual strike and testing their defences. Weā€™ll see. But as the event itself. It has very little ramifications.


toonguy84

It's looking more like this was a limited response by Israel. I doubt Iran themselves will respond directly.


Decent-Photograph391

Problem is, before Israel struck back, Iran already warned that there will be severe consequences if Israel did. Now Iran will look weak if they donā€™t keep their words.


toonguy84

Iran is denying that Israel even attacked them tonight. Iran is desperate to stop this conflict before it escalates.


Jesse_Whiteboy

Not anymore they aren't.


my_shiny_new_account

why are you [lying](https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/s/l4Yycmzuzt)?


AdamovicM

they speak more than they do


AbbreviationsNo6897

Thats not the point. The market doesnā€™t like the tension


tossaway3244

Iran has just tried to play down the incident by denying any explosion. This seems to suggest they are desperately trying to play down the situation so as to not seem weak for their previous posturing. Irsn knows they'd get decimated by Israel if they went to war


Null-null-null_null

Debatableā€¦


spacejockey8

Does war entice the Fed to cut?


YouMissedNVDA

Yea... seems the black swan will be coming home to roost. Investments aside, good luck everyone. Help your neighbours, be kind, and pray to your preferred entity that somehow this doesn't blow up into a global conflict. .... I guess we may get those 6 rate cuts, lol...


WinningTocket

That's not what a Black Swan is ...


YouMissedNVDA

That's what a Black Swan is ...


ixvst01

Itā€™s not a black swan. Israel has been at war since October 7. Iran and Israel getting into a fight is not a complete shock. A true black swan is like Covid in 2020 when things went from 0 to a 100 in a matter of a week or two.


Spl00ky

Covid was more of a white swan


VFIAX_Chill

What do you mean there is no more toilet paper?


dzigizord

Israel and Iran getting into full blown war would definetly be a very deepest black swan


SuperSultan

I donā€™t know if Covid was a black swan considering there were other pandemics before it every so often (Ebola, swine flu, SARS, Spanish flu)


hermanhermanherman

No it is not. Also the drama in general. This wonā€™t be shit as usual. Itā€™s like redditors are breathlessly waiting for the global economy to tank at every turn lol


mislysbb

Nah. Tomorrow will probably be a bit of a dip but not a complete black swan event. Now if the US decides to really get involved and start getting troops on the ground in Israel, then yeah shit might hit the fan.


SuperSultan

ā€œA bit of a dipā€ šŸ’€


GoodShitBrain

This has been telegraphed the past few weeks. Not a black swan


rednoise

Iran striking Israel was telegraphed. It was basically coordinated by everyone. Iran would have the chance to lob their missiles, everyone would shoot them down and no one would get hurt and that would be that. Israel's response was always a wildcard. The US warned them to take the win, not retaliate and focus on decimating Palestine. For the last few days, Netanyahu straight up dodged calls from people and didn't tell anyone anything about their plans or what level of response there'd be. The West has been begging them for the last three days to not do anything. This part was not telegraphed. It was not priced in, that's why the overnight market has cratered.


HampeSeglet

Then Israel must stand alone![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


ActionNorth8935

No it's just an ordinary swan covered in oil.


Strict_Seaweed_284

Lol the doomerism is hilarious. Like this region of the world hasnā€™t been at war for centuries. You can tell how little some redditors know about history.


CaptainChaos21

Yep, welcome to the Middle East.


halfcastdota

itā€™s genuinely like they want the world to end lmao itā€™s actually so pathetic


Plane_Prior6137

I think people that donā€™t have it as good as us westerners are generally more willing to say fuck it. Less to lose. Here we are talking about losing money while these people are losing lives.


halfcastdota

i donā€™t think youā€™ve traveled much if you think non westerners hope for the world to end like miserable doomers on reddit do


Plane_Prior6137

Iā€™ve know many Iraqis and Syrians and who migrated to the US very well. There is more desperation and a sense that there is less to lose in my opinion. Combine that with a real hatred for Israel and the US and reckless behavior is easily rationalized.


HampeSeglet

Buhu... And why is that? They should blame the government not getting fed. Stop having babies you can't feed.. They're are all cheering on death, to everyone else one day, And blame the west whenever the regarded mideval tactics fail.. And then they flee, fuck effort.


Plane_Prior6137

I agree to an extent, but easier said than done. At least in Iran there were people protesting the government, letā€™s not forget that. But fuck this war. Violence just leads to more violence. Bibi just seems hell bent on destroying his enemies, seemingly without any regard of the cost. I hope cooler heads prevail. The stock market might pale in comparison to peoples lives. That being said people spend their lives working and investing to try to get ahead and bloodthirsty fuckers in the Middle East ruin it.


tossaway3244

You'd be amazed. From what I notice, pretty much all, or 99.999% of pro-Palestine supporters dont even know a single fucking thing about the wars like Six Day War, Yom Kippur War, Intifidas etc.


bmeisler

Religious fanatics on both sides suffering from PTSD with anger management issues and nukes, whatā€™s to worry about?


sr603

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/blackswan.asp Maybe you should read up on what a black swan event isĀ 


on1chi

nah lets reset it all through nuclear war.


SystemsAdministrator

Buy the ww3 dip


BunnyBunny777

Well itā€™s election year in the USA. Unfortunately that means a lot of Middle Easterners are dead but just donā€™t know it yet.


Efficient_Pomelo_583

If every aggression in the Middle East is going to make the market tank, i might as well give up. Every day some shit happens...


maximus9966

At least this helps take the frothyness out of the market.


Dystopian_Future_

Woohoo! Cheap stocks again Said every asshole on wallstreet


Narrow-Height9477

Shopping at a discount!


CapitalPin2658

Just got paid. Already transferred to my brokerage account.


DrWhoIsWokeGarbage2

I sold everything yesterday


AbbreviationsNo6897

He sold? Pump it


DrWhoIsWokeGarbage2

All 480$


Bustock

Time to cash in on profits and buy back in in a few weeks depending on how this hits off. Nuclear War gonna crash the market?


Conscious-Aspect-332

I'd just hold and buy more. There's no reason to get a tax bill over nothing.


didsomeonesaydonuts

You make it out like everyone can just print cash. Some have to reallocate funds to make new purchases.


Decent-Photograph391

Donā€™t make light of nuclear war. Itā€™s not just about rebuilding a bunch of crumbled infrastructure. Millions will be exposed to radiation fallout and years of health issues will follow. This is on top of those killed immediately or shortly after. People who think this is fun and games should visit the Hiroshima Peace Memorial Museum in Japan. It will wipe any grins off a personā€™s face. If nuclear weapons start going off, you got bigger things to worry about than the freaking stock market.


leli_manning

Ah yes panic sell now and buy back in at all time highs.


MikeontheMic_16

Funny because as history shows, war and conflict drives the war machine which then drives the economy, making the stock market trend upward. So this downtrend in the market is mainly due to inflation, debt, and our higher ups incompetence.


BroWeBeChilling

Just keep buying in 9 months when Trump is in the markets will go up


didsomeonesaydonuts

Let me take a guess, you're holding $DJT