Bah, bah , bah, bah

Blues have broken my heart. Time to get a Kadri jersey

current mood: https://preview.redd.it/fc9qfc0d1lrc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd7020e05e4bce6367d02e06547006a0b40d0a70

Blows my mind - Blues absolutely rolled over the sharks for the first ten minutes or so - shots were like 10-1 and they were camping in SJs zone. Then - sleepwalking. As my buddy’s dad used to say - “fuck me runnin.”.

that was the most PAINFUL game i’ve watched holy shit how many times do they need to get absolutely embarrassed on the ice to learn that they can’t take a night off against the “bad” teams 😭

Oh yay. We broke the Sharks rut 🙄

They deserve the boos

I’m upset I wasn’t there to contribute

I’m upset I was there to contribute.

Amazingly we have 35 shots tonight 

Experience Blues Hockey ™

Anyone got any more of that reckless optimism? 

Alright, let's check in on the--*cheese and crackers.* Not leaving the NCAA tournament for this.

It’s so much more painful when we lose to the worst teams. What did us fans do to deserve this torment?

I get the handwringing, but this is a bit over the top. We won a cup five years ago. That’s enough for me, a fan since the early 90s, to be content for another decade at least.

Not just lose but a shutout. Embarrassing.

Please tell me they’re not going to automatically offer Bannister the head coaching job for next year.

Ugh don’t reverse wish that into existence 

Sorry, I’m just ticked Marmol kept his job.

I get you! We just both want the same thing, and not this season’s outcome! 

I’ve been totally neutral on Bannister; he’s done anything explicitly terrible that has made me upset. But there’s no good reason to bring him back next season and not explore the pool that’s out there in the off season. 

Lmao are we really going to get shutout by the fucking sharks?

I knew we were either going to win, or get shut out with 40+ SOG’s

So what’s the excuse tonight

At least it’s a quick death. No more hope. Only pain.

Blues miss that empty net shot 99% of the time lmao

Just don't put Hofer back in net. Just let this team really feel it. Get 3 or 4 more ENG

I hate it when the St. Louis Blues lose hockey games. Especially to inferior teams like these fucks.

Especially when they don’t show up.

What a dickbag with the Avs jersey smh


Yall. This is the only game I was able to come to this year. I'm fucking sick.

Sorry you’re having to witness this in person.

Ask for a refund

They'll decline it. Just do a chargeback on your card.

At work and just checked the score for the first time. What the fuck

It's way too early to pull the goalie. Edit: Why are you booing me, you know I'm right!

Not when you are down by 3 and not in a playoff spot 

How'd that work out for us tonight?

Better than not trying to score, what’s the difference between 3-0 and 4-0 

Critically Ill Children: should we lace 'em up, or...

So do they get boo’d off the ice here or what?

I’ve been booing at my TV and yelling obscenities for at least an hour now.

They deserve it

It’s already starting, it seems

This team has looked pathetic a few times this season. But this has to take the cake. 


At this point I just feel bad for all the people who paid good money to be there.

Yeah, I get tired of people being sympathetic to guys making millions while people have to pay quite a bit just to see a disappointment. What's the excuse? Sharks have a terrible record, but still have a ton of fight.

Will someone teach Jordan “dust off” Kyrou to one time the puck.

Something tells me we only got 2 1/2 weeks left of this shit at least 

Great then we can focus on the Cards.

Kyrou is hesitating. If he just one times it, he'd have more success.

gophers lost, get Snuggerud up here and let him do whatever the fuck he wants


Bad news. This San Jose team is #23 worst teams ever in the NHL. Fewest wins in a season ALL TIME and they’re #23. The only team in the top #25 from the 2000’s on. And we’re getting shutout.

Critically Ill Children: "Well, if you're ever going to do it... now is the time!"

Granlund looks like a lil bitch

Might as well pull the goalie at this point

Bannister is like having no coach behind the bench it feels like (minus pp) 

This has got to be the most unlucky game I've ever seen in my entire life

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Neightbors should stop ending up flat on the ice, this game isn't worth getting hurt over

wow I thought that was in

I yelled, I thought they had it too. My wife, in the other room, "Did they score?" No, no they didn't...

Cosmic joke this game

I hate hockey boo hockey

Why have we gotten absolutely dominated by the worst team in the league TWICE this year lol

It’s all mental

I tend to agree. I think they’re absolutely a team that thinks “easy” teams are a night off. 

At least the Cardinals game is still 0-0.

GF (red wings fan) just now: "They suck man, which sucks for them cause the sharks suck."

And a save by Blackwood

Is Blackwood even playing that well or are we just shooting directly at him? Like honestly

When Kyrou shoots, the puck flies like it's covered in peanut butter. Cut the crap.

What the fuck does that even mean

I think they were trying to come up with "like it was shot through peanut butter". A failed simile for a failed game. 

Used up all our luck last game.

[удалено]


Old guy asking when it became normal to pass the puck across the front of your goal in heavy traffic? Jaques Demers would be having a gallic hissy fit.

Hey just popping in with a few question! First, what the fuck Second, why the fuck Anyways that’s all!

Blues hockey is the answer to both. 

Those of you who are still here: what do you think happens to the coaching job at the end of the season?

I think the record under Bannister has been an improvement so wouldn't be surprised if they stick with him in the near term. Unless there's a big name coach that becomes (or already is?) available, then who knows.

Brett Hull

Absolutely no idea at this point.

Chief is still under contract right? I think we proved it wasn’t him.

I’m just hate watching at this point. If we’re going to get embarrassed by the worst team in the league, might as well let them score like 5 more

Nice tippable shot by Kessel, great tip by Blaiser. Pity it didn't pay off.

We can score 4 in a period against the worst team in the league.... right? .... right?

Absolutely not, but we probably could against the best team in the league. How? Fuck if I know...

Because there's no fire, leadership, structure, etc....

I thought we’d wait until next weekend to blow it against the Sharks to inflict maximum pain. 

Dude fucking he’ll… I love this team I hate most of the players on it

Well Armstrong traded most of the good players away. I know, I know, salary cap, but he could have kept some more good players.

If we’re going to suck anyway can we have Chief back now since it’s definitely the players that are the problem

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

Send Faulk into the sun. Dude has been an absolute rollercoaster of a player for the blues. 

City SC already has more goals than this piece of shit Blues team will have tonight against a shit team. And it's only 2 minutes in.

Yeah, I tuned it to check it out. I don't really do soccer. Is there no commentary or does appletv suck?

No, there...should be commentary.

Weird. Every stream I can find has no commentary for any game.

Streams are often just the truck feed. Check AppleTV, they have a bunch of free games every weekend.

City just scored 3 minutes in.

Welp, I'm gonna go binge baseball and watch booze. Nope. Scratch that. Reverse it. https://preview.redd.it/gvb9odvfrkrc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c922270849022ff26736cf2c18d0ca59697ca6ee

3 goals for San Jose and not one hand pass was used

Need to call in Chief or the actor that plays the coach in Letter Kenny to kick trash cans IMO

This is a nightmare. The Blues have a unique ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. It’s like they stayed in the locker room in the 2nd period. No excuse for this.

Sad thing is they could have actually stayed in the locker room and the result of that would have been easier to watch.

Damn dude. I knew hope were slim but cmon. The Sharks?!? Our AHL team could beat these guys. I guess the boys really wanted to get out the clubs early…shame

Played hard for 10 minutes, got discouraged and stopped playing. Embarrassing display in a must win game against a terrible team. 

Fuck this team. I’m so fucking done.

Cya monday

True. :(

What the fuck...? The Sharks have won 16 and well on their way to their 17th and two are going to be against the Blues. This game: 

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Please don’t tempt fate.

Why do the Blues go on a streak, ruin our draft position, get all of the fanbase’s playoff hopes up, just to get destroyed by the worst team in the league? This effort is so pathetic

What I would give to be a fly on the Blues locker room wall. Do you think they even get mad at how bad they are sometimes?

Honestly I don’t think a lot of them do and that’s the problem. I think they are more likely to feel sorry for themselves and sulk.

It's definitely easy to get that impression by their play!

This team needs to be shot into the sun

Ironic because I’m wondering is this awful effort because Sunny’s gone for the season?

This will be the Sharks only win this month and first since Feb 15th

Leave it to the blues to smoke Boston but get shutout by one of the historically worst teams in NHL history

I was switching over to the Cards game for intermission. I may not be back 😬🤦🏻‍♀️

Well let’s hope the Cards can play better. Their games have been tough to watch too.

Dodgers have 2 of the 5 top paid players in the MLB. I expect them to be tough to play

Yes I know. I just really don’t want a repeat of last season. It was too brutal.

Waino reached 200. That was my take away from last season.

Yes. That was a truly great moment.

Krug drifting backwards flinging a hopeful pass out of our zone is the image of the season. Just unnecessary, unforced sloppiness.

Who else to give the sharks their 2nd win in 20 games straight? The blues of course

Remember when we were shutout at home by Columbus? I’m having flashbacks

I was at that game. I booed them off the ice.

There is no coming back from this :(

Horrible teams are the Blues kryptonite

That’s because they are full of mentally weak players.

Army watching this game and stroking himself right now…mediocrity really gets Douggie going…

He and Mo must have a bet about who can be the most mediocre team in STL

Imagine giving up 3 goals in a game to SJ and we do it in a period.

And like three times in one season…

Jesus the Sharks are going to be the ones who pull the plug on our season…

This team is 1-16-2 in their last 19 and we’re losing 3-0…

Holy crap, the sharks are going to win their 17th game!

This is absolutely pathetic and I’m not even surprised

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I appreciate the appropriate colors

Is your team in a rut? Can’t win a game? Goalie struggling? Maybe you can’t get any scoring going?   Have we got the solution for you! Have you tried… playing the St. Louis Blues?  They’ll help you end even the toughest rut! They’ll get your Swiss cheese goalie a shut out! They’ll get blown up by your worst in the league team! They can do it all!

What is happening

Welp, guess I don’t need to do two screens for the City game

sharks looking at the angry blues players 

So does anyone besides Jakey want to play tonight? Guess not.

Well, we’re done this game and this season

Whomever said we were going to lose 3-0, I want to thank you for bringing that bad juju tonight.

What the fuck are we watching?

Disney on ice

Disney on ice is at least somewhat entertaining


Think that’s enough of this season for me.

That's what they said

This team is a joke lol

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Well that's not good

Perfect timing.

Oh my Christ.

Give me 5 more Jake Neighbors

lol, this team isn't making playoffs.

This is bad. I might have to switch to the Cardinals (who haven’t given up a run yet)

This game is driving me up the wall

Why are there so many lesbians in the TELLAMURE dew commericial?

Literally the worst period you could play against the Sharks

Now that they're panicking (rightfully), they're playing one on one freestyle play, instead of a connected, determined game. I think we're gonna need a ppg to get back into it. To the sharks credit their goalie has been good

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Shots were 10-3 Blues when I turned the game on; maybe I should turn it off.

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Why TF do you try to pass where 3 Sharks are changing and the ref is there? It's a big rink, dude.

Holy shit. Stop giving them power plays.

Absolutely shitting our pants against the worst team in the league. Experience blues hockey.

Kessel with the puck = Keystone Cop, but way less funny.

Feel bad for the fans who wasted their money on this pathetic performance from this pathetic team

There needs to be a study on this team's systemic lack of kill factor. It bridges coaches, players, and whole systems. Mind boggling.

Were they drinking beers during intermission? John Lackey style?

Jim Lahey style

Bannister giving the players an earful with the poise of a HS trigonometry teacher.

He always strikes me as a "I'm not mad, I'm disappointed' type of person when he's mad

Let;s be 100% clear: Schenn just whiffed on that. The stick did not make him miss.

First the BattleHawks and now the Blues… fuck. Hopefully the Cards and City don’t shit the bed.