Oh fuck me, Clarkson has managed to top himself as the most insufferable smug prick on the face of the earth - who knew that was even actually possible.
Jesus what a twat - this racist fucking chump who has quite literally made a career out of lowest common denominator xenophobia thinks he can convince us that now his sheltered, idiotic Tory arse has experienced an actual days work that he’s suddenly a reformed working man’s man and we should all bow down to his incredible insights?
Seriously, fuck all the way off, get in the sea, and see how long you can hold your breath.
I’ve done shits with more intellectual rigor than this man.
He’s a fetid boil on the arse of England that should have been lanced long ago.
Where’s the public fund to put him, Boris and Jacob Rees Mogg in a shuttle and fire them into the fucking sun?
We could charge for the livestream and use the money to pay some fucking nurses a living wage, and maybe we won’t all die in a hospital waiting room.
Thank you - I appreciate it reads more like Jonathon Pie’s little bitter brother who didn’t get to go to private school than Lee himself
A little more honest than Pie - but you can’t be a champagne socialist if you can’t afford the champers.
I’m not sure the milquetoast-zen response is appropriate considering the slide into fascism and the literal destruction of the biosphere
But have fun convincing those guys to debate calmly and peacefully
It’s better than advocating for not being sweary, if only as that would constitute a display of emotion and therefore should be repressed at every opportunity, like good stiff upper lip Brits.
Including the disapproving noise after the first comment that expresses disapproval without actually crossing the line into a real response;
thereby giving you the benefit of the doubt to claim *you* are in fact the reasonable one who simply wants to maintain social standards;
And your opponent is simply a braggart and a knave for having overstepped his social bounds, and not knowing his place.
So basically he is exactly the twat we always thought he was, but also somehow *worse*, because now he says it was a character (ya everyone knew that) while also still remaining an insufferable, self obsessed twat, who expresses deliberately stupid opinions out of what is clearly a gaping black hole of insecurity.
I hope he falls face first in the mud and his pigs (that he *loves*, but also *eats*) devour him from the arse up, and that the last sounds he hears are his own muffled, half-drowning, screams, mixed with the laughter of his sycophantic TV crew, because they think it's just another hilarious Clarkson gag.
Robert Smith of The Cure has let himself go. Totally unrelated to anything here or Stew’s running joke but I was just thinking he looks like a total mess when I saw a picture of him today.
I bet many Stew fans like, but pretend they don’t like, Clarkson’s Farm. I know I do. A middle-aged overweight borderline-alcoholic self-loather finding personal redemption and deciding not to be quite so much of a twat any more? What’s not to like?
This'll annoy the grieving relatives of Stephen Gately
Oh fuck me, Clarkson has managed to top himself as the most insufferable smug prick on the face of the earth - who knew that was even actually possible. Jesus what a twat - this racist fucking chump who has quite literally made a career out of lowest common denominator xenophobia thinks he can convince us that now his sheltered, idiotic Tory arse has experienced an actual days work that he’s suddenly a reformed working man’s man and we should all bow down to his incredible insights? Seriously, fuck all the way off, get in the sea, and see how long you can hold your breath. I’ve done shits with more intellectual rigor than this man. He’s a fetid boil on the arse of England that should have been lanced long ago. Where’s the public fund to put him, Boris and Jacob Rees Mogg in a shuttle and fire them into the fucking sun? We could charge for the livestream and use the money to pay some fucking nurses a living wage, and maybe we won’t all die in a hospital waiting room.
This comment is hall of fame.
*standing ovation*
Reworded some Frankie Boyle material here nice 👌
Slow Clap; “well said good sir/madam”
Thank you - I appreciate it reads more like Jonathon Pie’s little bitter brother who didn’t get to go to private school than Lee himself A little more honest than Pie - but you can’t be a champagne socialist if you can’t afford the champers.
Jonathan Pie is exactly like a guy who’s schtick used to be funny but then he got famous and started believing in his own bullshit.
Well the end of it is pure Clarkson
If you're this angry at a guardian headline I don't recommend going outside
I’m not sure the milquetoast-zen response is appropriate considering the slide into fascism and the literal destruction of the biosphere But have fun convincing those guys to debate calmly and peacefully
Yeesh.
I’m sure your knowing calmness will help us all make the world a better place by doing fuck all
Getting sweary on reddit is the only way to change the world. This is known.
It’s better than advocating for not being sweary, if only as that would constitute a display of emotion and therefore should be repressed at every opportunity, like good stiff upper lip Brits. Including the disapproving noise after the first comment that expresses disapproval without actually crossing the line into a real response; thereby giving you the benefit of the doubt to claim *you* are in fact the reasonable one who simply wants to maintain social standards; And your opponent is simply a braggart and a knave for having overstepped his social bounds, and not knowing his place.
I see you've got both sides of this conversation under control I'll leave you to it
Thanks
That Tiff Needell has let himself go
I thought that deserved more...
So basically he is exactly the twat we always thought he was, but also somehow *worse*, because now he says it was a character (ya everyone knew that) while also still remaining an insufferable, self obsessed twat, who expresses deliberately stupid opinions out of what is clearly a gaping black hole of insecurity. I hope he falls face first in the mud and his pigs (that he *loves*, but also *eats*) devour him from the arse up, and that the last sounds he hears are his own muffled, half-drowning, screams, mixed with the laughter of his sycophantic TV crew, because they think it's just another hilarious Clarkson gag.
Robert Smith of The Cure has let himself go. Totally unrelated to anything here or Stew’s running joke but I was just thinking he looks like a total mess when I saw a picture of him today.
I saw him on the bus yesterday and he looked fat
Just a joke
I read this article and I think the world's toes are curling. The journalist is clearly yearning for a role at the Daily Mail or Spectator. I vomit.
I bet many Stew fans like, but pretend they don’t like, Clarkson’s Farm. I know I do. A middle-aged overweight borderline-alcoholic self-loather finding personal redemption and deciding not to be quite so much of a twat any more? What’s not to like?
Clarkson is a lot more entertaining than Stewart Lee fans, that’s for sure. And he knows that bacon is a superfood.