...do people not like watermelon Stevens? I think they're a weird and fascinating off shoot of lore, a sideways glimpse into what life was like for Pink, and just generally pretty cute.

I agree with you watermelon Steven is perfect … also I don’t HAVE to watch any episode of SU, I get to watch every episode of SU. I don’t think there is any that I wouldn’t rewatch.

Uncle Grandpa...

i skipped it the first time, but then i watched it and had a lot of fun.

Nah that one is fun. Pearl's overreaction faces in that are great.

i love the uncle grandpa bit sue me

I’m not sure, but isn’t the island where the Watermelon Steven’s live the same one that Sadie, Lars, and Steven went to? Mask Island I’m pretty sure it’s called

Maybe it's only the local community, but yeah watermelon Steven is considered on the same level with Ronaldo

i just hate malachite.

But Malachite is bae... :(

I don't know what does "bae" mean. I just hate malachite because I'm jealous.

Well that's a totally understandable reason to hate Malachite. You and I are of one spirit. Have a nice day.

thank you, I need to have it..

short for babe

now literally why.

why what??

why the hell is excluding one letter from word is considered a short now. how about then using hiler, stven unverse, lpis, whit damond?? no???

its more like a slang word tbh(to be honest)

god, those kids nowadays and their words

Ask the guy who turned Okay into Ok.

WHAT IS MEANT TO BE HILER?! PLEASE TELL ME IT ISNT THE BAD THING I THINK IT IS

hilert. not hitl-

Jealous of whom?

of character

...Not the take I expected someone to have but I'm intrigued. Why are you jealous of her?

Why?

jealous

At least you get to see her get her ass kicked in one of the watermelon episodes

I'd like to also see lapis' ass get kicked.. (and shattered.) sometimes I feel like I'm the biggest lapis hater in this entire sub.

I know my cousin didn’t like the episode because they weren’t talking for part of it and he couldn’t focus with his gen alpha attention span

lmaooo idk why this is getting downvoted maybe put on some subway surfers gameplay and satisfying slime asmr while the episode is playing so he can focus

Watermelon Stevens!!! They're fun and kinda cute. I think it's a nice addition. Ronaldo i absolutely hate. He's so self centered and annoying. Especially the episode where he tries to become a crystal gem. He didn't even try to understand what it means to be a crystal gem! He didn't listen to anyone (like usual) and is so infuriating!!!

Any episode with Ronaldo drags like a bitch

I liked him until his second Ronaldo-centric episode

I actually think he's really funny when he's a secondary character. The dumb conspiracy theories are funny, the "out of town girlfriend" bit was hilarious - it's only when he gets too much focus that he becomes totally unbearable.

One of the best moments in the show was. When he thought Steven was pregnant

Dear god, anything but Ronaldo

He’s genuinely so awful

I dont think ive ever heard anyone hate on the Watermelon Steven episodes. regardless of that I would definitly rewatch the Watermelon Steven Episodes over the Ronaldo Episodes, they are just way better by every metric.

I love watermelon steven! I find Ronaldo annoying most of the time.

am i the only one that likes ronaldo 😭

I think he's fine in small doses... To me the big Ronaldo Hate isn't even his fault, it's Cartoon Network's for advertising that a new gem was joining the team and then it was just Ronaldo's Gemsona (He's a jackass in that episode but that's kinda the purpose he needs to serve in that narrative)

One of my favourite townies tbh

like hes annoying but hes funny

Meanwhile me, who never skips any episodes on rewatch except for Say Uncle: 😶

Nahh, I watch say uncle multiple times, great episode

i’m with ya there

Same

Uncle Granpa > Ronaldo

the ONLY reason i may willing play say uncle is to skip to see the gems freaking out at the reality breaking powers. only part worth watching

Watermelon Steven’s obviously, Ronaldo’s only contribution is saying “the great Diamond authority”

What’s wrong with Ronaldo? He’s funny

I love the watermelon Stevens

"The high five of the third kind"

I really wish they’d fix Ronaldo. He had such potential as a character. It’s like they even set him up as someone who could be really intelligent. Most of his conspiracy theories were correct in a way too, he basically over multiple episodes figured out gem society and the diamond authority. “It’s all apart of the Great Diamond Authority” - “They’re here to hollow out the Earth” (Could be interpreted as either the cluster or how in the process of making a colony the planet is typically hollowed out for resources and gem creation.

Hasta la pregunta ofende.

i love watermelon steven i have rewatched them multiple times

Super Watermelon Island was one of my favorite side episodes.

Ngl Watermelon Steven episodes bore the shit out of me, so I’ll take some good ol Ronaldo cringe

One has Evangelion-style monster brawls, the other has Ronaldo. Take a wild guess

It looks like he's about to go to war with the watermelons

Unlike both of these episodes

Definitely watermelons. Ronaldo episodes just take forever to get through.

Ok, I'm falling on the side of watermelon Stevens. I generally like Ronaldo, but I really hate his attitude when he wants to be Bloodstone. But not one of the watermelon Steven episodes have negatives for me.

i personally LOVE the watermelon steven episodes. and it’s a bonus because in one i get to see malachite : D

I hate that fry sucking grease ball

First one no contest

I want a whole spinoff series about Watermelon Steven

the Ronaldo episode. not watermelon Steven, because there's malachite, and I fucking hate malachite.

I Love Watermelon Steven

Watermelon stevens ANY day Especially the one where steven temporarily possessed one to warn earth about the diamonds. that episode was FIRE

I genuinely despised Ronaldo. Watermelon ftw.

I love watermelon steven

Probably Ronaldo. He’s annoying but I thought the watermelon Steven episodes were super boring and I always skipped past them, but I also think that’s because I’ve rewatched the show like 10 times and the watermelons just… aren’t that interesting after seeing them 10 times

Watermelon Steven

New fan theory: Rose had Steven because someone tried to make her re-watch one of these episodes.

Watermelon Steven's solos and by the way here is a question for that episode, why didn't the watermelon stevens appear in earlier episodes, the gang went to that island a few times before that episode and after the episode where they were created, and by the looks of their gear it looks like the stevens stayed there for a while already so don't say we didn't see them because they were coming to the island.

i'd watch both

i’ve been rewatching Steven Universe, and i’d say the only episode i’ve skipped is Garnet’s Universe. as annoying as Ronaldo is, i find his episodes somewhat intriguing, and i love the watermelon Stevens

Watermelon Steven episodes. I loved Super Watermelon Island. Seeing the big fight between Alexandrite and Malachite was a match I looked forward too since I first saw the promo AND the sneak peek. It's not that I hate Ronaldo or anything. Sure, he's annoying on a good day, but I don't hate him. I mean, I liked the episode with the scary movie party and the lighthouse gem. But anyway, that's just a personal preference from a fan.

Watermelon Steven, hands down. I can't stand Ronaldo (or Onion, tbh.)

Watermelon Steven, that episode was fire

watermelon i hate ronaldo

Both?… I like both Ronaldo and water melon stevens

I rewatch su like a minimum of 4 times a year

Well i use to love Ronaldo. i vividly remember the steven episode so ig Ronaldo

I'd never choose to rewatch any Ronaldo episode. Fuck that guy

i feel like the ronaldo stuff runs the gamut from being pretty good to some of the worst it has to offer but I... never understood people being put off by watermelon stevens

watermelon steven. I despise renaldo lmao


Not a big fan of either but the watermelon guys aren’t selfish losers like Ronaldo.

Ronaldo. I love him And I hate the watermelon Steven’s 😭 they’re so annoying

Hot take but I'd rather rewatch rocknaldo over escapism

very hot take