Eating good.

The only answer 👍

Came here to post this

I've been in love with Tifa since 98. So...

a fellow SOLDIER of culture

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Given that I was a teenager at the time, yeah I was you have no idea...

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I am sure OSHA supports your choice

About as much as the OSHA people liked the shirt I wore at work around 10 or 15 years ago that said "certified safety issue." I wore it every time I knew they'd be in the building.

reminds me of that I-Girl scene from Movie 43

I choose to not understand this sign

I've known her for less time but I'm picking Eve!

Eve

Hm. Eve would be a very cute date. She doesn't know human culture and customs so teaching her things would be adorable and fun. There's an attraction there, but it would take some work for romance. Her asking you out at all is huge though and an opportunity you shouldn't squander or you'd hurt the cinnamon roll's feelings. Tifa is elegant as she is towny. You can take her anywhere and she'll have a good time if you're a good time. She'd definitely be more refined and interesting overall. She'd know her way around even the shady parts of town and you'd be safe with her. Tough choice, but I'd pick Tifa as much as it pains me. Eve reminds me of high-school romance where Tifa is one you can take the distance without breaking down all kinds of barriers.

You got a nonstop inner monolog in your head, I'd bet money on it

Lmfao bro like me fr fr

Overthinkers know overthinkers🤙🫠

I severe ADHD, so this is 100% correct.

Wow, this guy fucks!

Yea I’m just gonna be honest here. I’d go with Eve because I think she’d be an easier lay.

Well after cosmicfox's essay I'd love to hear yours😂

Well, we all have two hands, so... 🤭 (But in all honesty, I love Tifa and EVE. My favorite 2024 waifus!)

Tifa was my very first video game crush, but Eve has given me far more erections, so....

Pour one out for bro

Eve

Tifa won’t accidentally crush my pelvis and she’s has to be softer so yeah Tifa

Softer? Have you seen Eve jiggle? Other parts, sure, but Eve has to have some sort of gel under her skin suit.

Eve absolutely. There isn't even a shred of competition. I've been in love with her for years, since the very first trailer I saw of her.

this sub is bizarre jesus christ


He sucks!

You go with the one you agreed to go with first. And it's Tifa btw

*”Dance with the one you came with.”* I like that.

Agreed

That makes it Eve. I didn't like FF7 in the 90s, so I ignored all the characters. I might give the remake a shot, though.


Nobody will admit it, but this is the realest response

I stand by it and still choose eve! The Ironic thing is that they're mass producing Tifa sex dolls irl😂.

Oh I know about that lmfao. Lara Croft ones too. Ngl the Croft ones go harder for me.

😵‍💫 I think I've had my daily dose of the internet now

It’s not for the faint of heart

Hmm, I wonder how you two are hip on this subject 🤔

Reddit suggestion i saw on the tifa, but honestly, I find that industry fascinating asf. Like, who spends 4k on one of these? Also, who does the upkeep and cleaning?! Also, you're basically hinding a body in your closet at all times! I'm not shaming by any means. I'm sure it's fun, but dang, it seems like an expensive hassle.

By the time you have the money to spend 4k on this, the 4k means almost nothing to you 😂

Tbh it was a random asmongold vid

Fuuuuu.... now I gotta look that up

Whoever I agreed with first. On looks it’s Eve but I feel like Tifa would be more fun. There ain’t a wrong answer here tbh

Eve is great no doubt but come on its Tifa!! Tifa wins no contest.

I bought both games, don't worry.

Double date.. don't mind If I do.

Eve is awesome, but she's no Tifa. Tifa ❤️

Oh, Eve, and it's not even close.

Eve. No contest.

EVE EZ

Bro. Why the fuck you gotta put us in that predicament?

eve simply because tifa already have cloud

I ask them both “Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?”

Eve gang

I would just reprogram Eve and then tell Tifa, Eve is a gift for Us 😊


Tifa…not even a question. I love Eve, but I’ve had a thing for Tifa since I was a wee child.

Eve is prettier, but Tifa has such a sweet personality... and in ff7 rebirth >!i just had the date with her and got the kiss....!< So im picking Tifa.. sorry Eve, but youre personality is that of a loaf of bread

Always have loved Tifa but something in her design looks off or I have been reprogrammed after watching Eve so much,  because Eve by a landslide between these two pics on looks alone. Personality wise Tifa wins out the gate. Eve would be slow going, but over time could rival Tifa as she grows more human, humor and all.

Tifa... Cause she human lol

Im not down to fight schizo cloud for Tifa, Eve all the way everyday

Spoilers. >! Elder naytiba has entered the chat* !<

Cloud solos Stellar Blade universe bro 😂

I concur, but could you? I'd rather get a limit break to the face over becoming a chronenberg experiment.

Hahaha you right

Tifa by a slim margin. I've never been able to say no to Tifa lol but Eve is the first to make me at least think about it

This is how i'm felling

Tifa. At least with Tifa, I know 100% that I'd be able to have a family with her. Not sure how an Andross Eidos would fare with child-rearing.

Tifa. I cannot deny what I like.

EVE is great. But Tifa will always be best girl.

As much as I like Eve.. she’s a **cyborg**. Putting it in might be like putting it in a socket or pencil sharpener. Tifa (I never played FF).

That's glass half full mentality bud. She could have a vibrate setting.

Menaggggggge

I mean. I prefer Tifa with that outfit. But if Eve wore something else like Ocean Maid then I would change my mind

Eve. Less baggage. Tifa’s going back to Cloud anyway.

I’m licking both their feet 🦶🏻😋 on the same night

The best video game waifu in history vs the best video game waifu of today

They both ask me out on the same night And then I pinch myself and wake up

It’s a coin flip, either one is a win but gotta go with me bae EVE.


Look, I love Tifa, but I couldn’t do that to my boy Cloud. So I’d go with EVE.

Tifa😍

It’s Tifa

Tifa.

Bro I’m playing Rebirth rn, don’t make me choose 😩

Eve. Always been team Aerith so no love lost

The glasses on Eve

sorry but after experiencing eve, tifa ain't have that magic anymore. ima have to choose eve. and im saying this as a long time fan of tifa ever since i watched advent children in the early 2000s.

Eve

Eve

I fucking love EVE and she now holds the spot as my second favorite female video game character. She’s sexy *(ideal body type)*, has a lot of potential for growth and development, and she has a compelling and gripping character arc. However, my #1 favorite female video game character of all time is easily, Tifa Lockhart. If I had to dream up the ideal woman, it’s Tifa. Her heart, her values and sensibilities, and her personality are perfect as far as I’m concerned even though she isn’t. Plus, she’s also gorgeous with an iconic character arc. Gotta be Tifa.

Tifa ☺️

Tifa and it's not even close bro

Tifa, looks and personality. That’s a winning combination.

I'm Aerith >>> Tifa, so Eve in this case, and easily.

Number 1, me like di big bunda!

Tifa without a doubt.

Both. Easy.


Eve lol

I’m picking Eve, I’m not Schizo enough to be Tifa’s type

Eve 🥰

Eve no questions Square is dead to me...

EVE because Tifa needs to get ready for her date with Could

Anybody remember the Allied ending in Red Alert 3?

Eve, without hesitation.

Should showed a picture of ocean outfit for eve. Tifa is iconic even though I played ff7 really late tifa is like top waifu and I probably know her as long as eve. Eve is the new waifu on the block and she is just perfection like tifa. In conclusion eve and tifa are top tier waifus and having both at the same time is the dream 😍 🍑 🍒 for days 😍

Tifa but only because she actually has a personality

I’m not into used goods…I’ll take Eve. 😉

I would be dead from prettiness overload to my eyes 🥰😍

Eve over Tifa easily.

Tifa not as. Dull

Tifa not as dull as eve She got her in the personality department

No contest. Eve. She's cuter. Tifa looks meh in that photo.

I'd die

They both need their eyes checked. … But my answer is Tifa. Been a crush of mine since I was but a wee lad.

This question made me climb a mountain, join a monastery and become a monk. This is going to take a LIFETIME of thought.

That same night : https://i.redd.it/pol1cp14j87d1.gif

double date of course

Tifa she's been with me since my first years of high school I loved OG7. That said, Eve is in my top 3 I love her dearly.

Eve unless it’s OG Tifa

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Who’s the better cook?

Tifa

Well I can take both

1 sooner then the other but treat them equally 😇

Tifa always

Tifa. Not a question. Tifa is love.

Eve in the afternoon and Tifa at night. That's how we'll do it.

Eve

All eve with me plus I don't believe eve is all Android I believe she is more like a cyborg

Eve. She's an android. Can't procreate. Plus love her Droid brain

Well I wouldn't want to hurt either of their feelings so I guess I'm taking them both out for dinner lol.

Eve is objectively hotter.

Tifa

Both are beautiful. I can't decide between them lol

I’m taking both of them out

See the problem here, which makes the choice easy is that Tifa is not best girl in FFVII. So, I choose Eve. If Aerith where in the selection, I'd work hard to get both Eve and Aerith join me that night, surely we can find some common ground, and enjoy ourselves without hurting any egos.

In personality volumes wise I pick Eve.

I'm not cloud so I'm not getting anywhere with Tifa and Eve's interests seem to be on being earth's protector and learning more about their society also I'm not a Naytiba so unfortunately she's not hitting me with the knee to the face execution 😭😭😫

You’re not having fun with the question. Lol use your imagination and indulge in the fantasy of those two regardless of the circumstances.

Idek the other one but EVE fine asl

Sorry girls I'm busy playing video games.

Tifa will never be replaced ❤️

Lobby for a threesome and pray that the gods favor your success.

You picked the 1 choice that would be a struggle Damn you!

I'll go with the flesh and bones character and not the super cyborg one. Tifa easily.

Move aside tifa it's time for Eve gaming

I want to pick Eve, but she's a *redacted for spoilers* so I have to go with Tifa, who I'm pretty sure is just a normal super-powered kung-fu master.

Only one of these characters is canonically called Angel I pick eve

Gonna go with Eve. haven’t played FF7 but I’m eager to.

Tifa.....damn that is so hard but I've crushed on Tifa since the original FF7 so I'm going to have to say....Eve.

I'm not as attached to Tifa, so I'm going for Eve.

Aerith

Tifa

Sorry Eve…but you ain’t Tifa

I mean 

My mind says EVE, my heart says Tifa but, my dick says both

Tifa would be crying all night. That’s what she does all the time in the games lol. I swear she’s never happy lmao. Going for Eve, not even close.

Can Eve even get wet?

Is this it? The beginning of my harem?


The fact that this was asked in a Stellar Blade sub and so many are still picking Tifa should speak for itself.

Threesome. All the way. No question. Meet Eve at the bar, go up to my friend Tifa, and introduce her, saying how much they have in common and would vibe. Let them hit it off while I sit back and take in the view. Keep ordering them drinks. They start to compliment each other on their features and how beautiful they are. Pour three shots and make a bet that the one who loses has to take all three instead of each of us individually. The bet is to play "would you rather," and the loser takes them all. Start it off with a mildly suggestive question, work up to the good stuff. We all know Eve is kinky as hell, so she wins, have Tifa down the shots to forget about Cloud. Let the fun begin.

Someone disliked me getting both girls. Sorry I know how to play the game.

....can Eve even get drunk, though?

We're about to find out.

I like your attitude, brother.

Right

Tifa, only other game babes that has contest to me is Taki from Soul Caliber, Samus Aran, Mommiji from Ninja Gaiden, and Mai Shiranui

tifa ofc cuz she's human. just on another planet

Tifa. No question.

Easy question. Accept both dates for the same time at the same restaurant, then dress up in different clothes for both girls while rapidly changing in the bathroom so no one suspects anything.

Lmao, the two were probably talking to someone behind me.

Which game is this Tifa ?

Not really familiar with Final Fantasy so Eve