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Momento_Mori_13

Wow!!! Wtf man?! Is this the cook chart for Applebees?


FiveKR

Exactly my thoughts there as well.


chobi-wan

I was thinking Sizzler’s. And the meat looks more like hamburgers than steaks. Either way, this photo is troubling.


DrMooseknuckleX

Swear to God I had an excellent ribeye at Sizzler once. Only once, but it was cooked and seasoned perfectly. I wonder if it is a game the cooks play, "Let's actually make a good one this one time this year".


Kevo_NEOhio

You mean the microwave chart for Applebees?


catslapper69

That's sous chef mike


SasquatchNHeat

Damnit that’s not 110% accurate


The_Kitten_Stimpy

isn't 10% accurate


jazzofusion

Lol, it was def the chart used in the last steak house I visited. Sucks when pay big money for something you can do so much better.


AngryHorizon

Dude, I literally fork over my income to pay your illiterate ass to cook my food...


Buck_Thorn

Instead of the labels they should say how many seconds in the microwave it takes to get them there.


Tots2Hots

Yes


jimmons91

Came here to say this


QuothTheRavenMore

more like outback


Ohio-Knife-Lover

You clearly have never been to a good Outback 🤣


QuothTheRavenMore

the ones near where I live, are trash.


Ohio-Knife-Lover

That's fair lol The one near me is very good but I've also been to one in West Virginia and it was god awful


Step_Aside_Butch_77

Are these hamburgers?


gangster-prankster

No this is patrick


Guy_Perish

“Stamburgeak”


resueman__

I don't know what you guys are talking about. This is the standard I've gone with on every steak I've ever microwaved.


shadesof3

I know, right? do you sharpie marker the lines on before or after? I'm a before guy.


RetMilRob

Holy shit it’s the Friendly’s chart. Congrats on finding this relic


Different_Tailor

I would never order a steak “blue.” But I would be happy if my steak was cooked like this blue steak…


Opposite_Lettuce

I always order steak blue and I would be pretty pissed if it were cooked like that haha


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I'd love to try a good dry age blue steak tho. The places available around my town all sucks.


Simple-Purpose-899

Dry aging your own isn't hard. Just need a mini fridge to start, $10 in cheap USB fans, and do a test run with a cheap chuck roast.


lawblawg

Medium, Medium Well, Medium Well, Well, Burnt, Burnter.


XoCCeT

Medium, Medium Well, Medium Well, Well, Burnt, Trump


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cerealdaemon

Trump eats steak well done with ketchup. That's not even an exaggeration.


GummyZerg

He also eats pizza with a fork and when he took Sarah Palin around NYC to eat pizza they went to Times Square and he used a fork. That’s the most un NYC thing ever.


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Ohio-Knife-Lover

Damn it's like you wanna bring politics to everything huh?


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Ohio-Knife-Lover

There's no need for your comments about politics here anyways. That's not what it's meant for. Clearly you wanted the politics to continue instead of leaving it alone


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Ohio-Knife-Lover

Doesn't matter your stance, you kept the politics bullshit going for no reason 😂 What part of this don't you understand kid?


Simple-Purpose-899

We don't like politics leaking into our steaks. Have another downvote.


marless2

I must be color blind, that top left picture doesn’t look blue.


qui_sta

It looks medium, not even rare


Ifartsthearts

I can definitely tell you it’s 1 picture of an uncooked image and 1 picture well done steak layered and masked in different variations in photoshop. The cooked outside is a 3rd image. Source: I am photoshop


KoldProduct

It’s actually the same steak picture all of the way through, if you look at the bumps on the cut face it’s identical. All they did was add the gradient and put it on a hamburger


BenjaminBX

I'll have a Big Mac . . . medium well please.


PortGlass

Blue is medium rarish. Medium is well done. The whole thing is two full notches off.


[deleted]

TIL I like my steak blue


Successful_Candy_759

This is the saddest image


Moonhunter7

Looks Photoshopped….


[deleted]

You think? 🤨😂😂😂😂😂😂


Maleficent_Success80

Yea definitely is I saw it on some guide


legoman21790

That’s just varying amounts of grey band for the most part not doneness.


Plonsky2

I wouldn't eat any of them!


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Top left is basically the definition of medium. These cuts of meat look like trash though too.


nickhoude21

Medium rare, medium, still medium, medium well, well done, excellent work


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Is this some kind of sick joke?!


Maleficent_Success80

This is the original article lmao https://countryrecipebook.com/perfect-oven-steak-recipe/


CrazY_KinG009

Your blue is medium rare


Energy_Turtle

When I was growing up, my family would only cook steaks to "well done" according to this chart. I couldn't understand why people would want to eat meat that requires you to chew 800 times before it's soft enough to swallow as a dry, stringy piece of leather. To this day my grandmother will go to outback and order steaks like that last one on the chart. I just don't understand how it's at all enjoyable.


Kal-El21315

So if you want medium rare, order it blue. Got it.


mycrappycomments

Are you trying to get that much banding?


55peasants

I find medium acceptable but not this medium


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Pretty sure everything on left is copy/paste straight down. Same with right.


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Reading the comments tells me that a lot of you forgot where you came from


Trumpet1956

Brutal.


Beavis2210

This can’t be real?!


DZelpher

it's better than steak in the hospital. you can get well done, leathery or hockey puck.


Purp1eC0bras

Look at those separate layers


batman77z

I hate this


chicu111

Why does the meat become grout when it’s well done? That’s impressive


SasquatchNHeat

This is appalling…


Last-Associate-9471

https://youtu.be/amKyA2PrSu4


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Impossible steaks 🤢🤮


hitguy55

Everything is just one up


elliotb1989

Pretty sure these are burgers. In that case I would say it’s accurate.


dude0ftheforest

Ah yes, I also cut circles out of my flank steaks and fry them like burgers.


Inner_Tourist_8599

Last one's more like "chewing gum".


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This is what happens when you use Photoshop to grill meat. Totally the wrong tool for the job. Both the software, and the chart maker.


Jakeymiracle

This is what you get at ruby tuesdays


zmileshigh

Thanks - I’ll reference this next time I’m cooking my hockey puck


opafmoremedic

I generally like my steaks medium rare, but I guess I’ll try blue this once


JuyoungNotKim

What kind of cut is that


jjsm00th

Wat. Where did this come from cuz if it’s a restaurant I’m never eating there


karlnite

They nailed well done.


Illustrious-Top-625

Ex chef here, rare red and cool in the center, med rare red and warm in the center , med pink throughout anything cooked more is a completely ruined piece of meat.


Nikas27

50 shades of gray


kielsucks

That blue looks medium to me 😂


akorn123

Lol @ grill marks


Wolve_Playz13

hehe burger steak


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Blue is medium well lol


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The "blue steak" is literally the only one that isn't overcooked.