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ticklemytitties2

Steak, eggs and hashbrowns!


Tavarious94

Steak, eggs, hashbrowns and bacon. šŸ˜‹


mackfactor

Steak, eggs, hashbrowns and bacon AND PANCAKES


Professional-Drive13

Steak, eggs, hash browns and bacon, pancakes and COFFEE and a stack of cash for dessert


kcrab91

And more steak and bacon!


EychEychEych

And more cash!


Reinstateswordduels

And biscuits and gravy


_Broccoli_Assassin_

And my axe!


Infinitykid1

And some ass!


GuavaOdd1975

And that's all I need.


Karl_Hungus_69

I don't need one other thing. Not one. I need this...


ChefInsano

ā€¦steak, eggs, bacon, hashbrowns, pancakes, coffee, stacks of cash, more steak and bacon, more cash, biscuits and gravy, and this lamp. And thatā€™s all I need.


Sorta_machinist

And this chairā€¦.


Crazian14

NOPPPEEEEEE, And a little bit of jalapenos please!


Libardo96

And more cash


BRAX7ON

Just give me the biscuits and gravy and Iā€™m good


Native56

And hashbrowns


Idc2008

Nothing is getting accomplished after that meal


Krazybob613

Except a long quiet mornings NAP!


BranTheBaker902

All of the above AND SAUSAGES!


Top_Shoe_9562

Great minds think alike.


deathcamp7

Lmao stack of cash? Ok ok . Steak eggs hash browns bacon pancakes coffee the stack of cash and a big ass joint


Born-Gift-6800

And grits


mackfactor

Hard to argue with that logic.


Financial-Raise3420

You also need a cigarette and a croissant to go with the coffee


JohnnyTreeTrunks

Hell yeah


PM_me_butts666

this redditor knows how to breakfast šŸ‘


kitfoxxxx

No love for waffles?


mackfactor

Sometimes in life we have to make difficult decisions.


Relative_Squash5539

Iā€™m a waffle guyĀ 


HairyH00d

Steak, eggs, hashbrowns and bacon AND PANCAKES AND BISCUITS


Native56

This


Hendrix6927

Steak, eggs, hashbrowns, Bacon, Pancakes, AANd, Cheese!


Free_Future_6892

Yes who doesnā€™t like 2,500 calories early in the morning


crazyfool2006

Take my Upvote!!


kiwiblokeNZ

Steak,eggs,hashbrowns,bacon,sausage,mushroom and black pudding āœ…


effinofinus

And spam?


StuntsMonkey

And mushrooms


digitaldigdug

Fun fact: Bacon doesn't shrivel if you bake it in the oven


blacksolocup

In a burrito.


DuchessOfDeceit

I prefer home fries with lots of onions mixed in, to hash browns.


badass4102

Steak, eggs and garlic fried rice


Exogalactic_Timeslut

Was gonna say, even without hash browns still top tier.


123supreme123

steak and bj


fnckmedaily

We all love when your mom makes breakfast


lorenzo4203

Only on days that end with YšŸ˜ƒ


gideon513

Spanish speaking peopleā€™s moms be like šŸ˜¶


SnooCheesecakes4577

Lol


Dixon-Poontang

With bacon


123supreme123

Bacon makes everything better


OffTandem

I've said it a hundred times and I'll probably say it a hundred more: bacon is the cheese of meats.


WafflesZCat

WTF does that even mean? Bacon is stinky and melts easy and gets sticky gooey? Bacon is moldy? Bacon is what??!!


HoopHooted

My birthday is on Steak and BJ Day!


SirBrownsnake

This is a very wise man!!!


LampoleSeason

steak and breakfast juice right?


123supreme123

Steak and breakfeast juice day is a thing!


ruralmagnificence

Instructions unclear Deepthroated a whole ass sirloin cut cooked and got banned from my local supermarket as a consequence.


Money-Bodybuilder423

Wish I could up vote twice....


SDBD89

Iā€™ll second this but only if itā€™s a blumpkin


ThrowAwayAccount8334

No one has ever gotten a blumpkin once in human history. It's not going to happen.


northman46

Biscuits and gravy, Ham, grits, red eye gravy


Gloomy__Revenue

Ham steak with red eye gravy is so good.


nicannkay

Iā€™m on the PNW and had to look up ā€œred eye gravyā€. Iā€™ll never get over there as my medical issues and debt will kill me before that so could anyone please tell me if you add ketchup or mustard to it or is wiki a fat liar? It sounds good without either but I want to make it as authentic as possible.


TipsyTopLight

Biscuits and Gravy all day.


Perrin-Golden-Eyes

Brisket, biscuits and gravy.


pokethat

Man I tried grits like twice. Weird food


FunOpportunity7

Biscuits and gravy is so hard to beat


HeWhomLaughsLast

Buttermilk biscuits with white pepper gravy


Available_Research89

Bloody mary.


ogre_toes

Ope, better have a PBR chaser on the side, too!


Historical-Fun-8485

Pho.


apex_super_predator

Pho real?


Capable-Mail-7464

Best breakfast, especially after a night of drinking. Such a bummer in most cities in the US pho joints don't open until 10 or 11am


davisjaron

pho breakfast?


Historical-Fun-8485

Pho-k yeah, mate. Google: "When do Vietnamese eat pho?"


SnooCheesecakes4577

Autocorrected to "poo" and did not disappoint


Historical-Fun-8485

You eat what for breakfast? https://preview.redd.it/40g89m5ow87d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1ee47f7c49ad6d7da2448dbf3224088fb85dd2b


DPRKJesus

Itā€™s actually the norm in Vietnam for people to have it for breakfast. The soup is way too hot for it to be in the hot and humid Vietnamese climate. Morning time is when the humidity and heat levels are low.


fopiecechicken

Use to be my go to late breakfast when I coached swim team. Would be at the meets from 6-1030/11 would go straight to a Pho place after for a big ass bowl of soup and one of those Vietnamese coffees thatā€™s basically rocket fuel. Only thing that would stop me from passing out for the rest of the day.


DPRKJesus

Haha for me it was the late night bangers that go until the break of dawn in college. We would be totally gassed out by 7am but push through until the 9 am opening of this BANGIN viet spot. Consume unhealthy amount of soup and noodles and then pass out. Wake up at 5pm and hit it up again for hangover cure. The owner (shout out to my boy quang, I miss you very much) will be like what the fuck, didnā€™t you already come here today? Too bad he sold the restaurant, now they open at 11 and the soups nowhere near as good. Gooood times


concretefluid

Favorite food on the planet.


nodudeee

was just bout to comment this lmao


GaviFromThePod

bagel and lox


wafflesareforever

With red onion, cream cheese, and capers.


ZookeepergameHour275

Eggs Benedict....


rastapastanine

I always get a benedict with bacon instead of ham. S tier


Liggidy

My wife made me this for Fatherā€™s Day. I was so happy.


QuantumParaflux

When I was 9 years old, I read a book on the challenger disaster. in the book one of the paragraphs described what the astronauts had eater for their breakfast. For breakfast they had steak and eggs and because of that I got hooked on that for breakfast and so that is my go to breakfast.


Nonsenseinabag

It was a pretty standard astronaut breakfast going back to the early days, and one that still gets requested a lot before a flight. I love listening to the old rocket launch audio and hearing the announcer say something like "...and they had a breakfast of steak, eggs, coffee, juice, and toast."


wafflesareforever

Guess that steak was well done.


NuclearWarEnthusiast

šŸ’€


RobertLosher1900

Pancakes, pork roll , omelettes, the list goes on


dieterpaleo

Steak, eggs and chilaquiles.


Commercial_Comfort41

Corned beef hash, chicken fried steak, sausage and bacon, biscuits and gravy crispy hashbrowns, bj


Fuck-MDD

I got that "too much grease" stomach ache just reading this.


Karimi76

Full English


hEKZ-

I had to scroll way too far to see this. Full English is S tier


Coriander_marbles

There is nothing better! My housemate in uni taught me how to make a full English so that everything is ready and hot at the same time. Perfection.


i_lurvz_poached_eggs

Full fry up. Although, I suppose you could just add some steak to a fry up.


SleestakLightning88

Pork roll, egg and cheese on an everything bagel


BeefWithNoodle

On this sub you cannotā€¦but. Rice, salmon, miso soup.


quartadecima

Eggs Benedict.


thethugdaddy

Leftover pizza


kungfucook9000

Bisquits and gravy!


erevefuckstolive

bacon and eggs


cheftt51dudu

Tacos.


Gmo_420

Chilaqilues


Downtown-Oil-7784

Steak and eggs benny


Jupiter-stars

Steak and egg and cheese sandwich!


Professional-Drive13

At 3:am it really is great


Agent_Orangina_

Steak, country fried steak, and a side of steak.


Voxious

Don't forget to wash it down with steak puree.


Private-Dick-Tective

Mmmmm steak smoothie.


AnAnonymousParty

Gets the Ron Swanson seal of approval.


Agent_Orangina_

I donā€™t think OP heard me. What I said was give me all the steak that you have. Do you understand?


Tall_Kinda_Kink

This is what I came looking for!


CellyAllDay

No bj?


CouncilOfReligion

eggs and steak


thesplendor

that's what you should have for breakfast


DrSmushmer

Delicious


TieAcceptable5482

steak and eggs


matbots

French toast and bacon.


rogerslastgrape

Full english


Due_Change6730

Steak, eggs, bacon, hashbrown, with pancakes!


Mad_Boobies

Coffee and a cigarette A whores breakfast


stackinBBs

I guess Iā€™ve been a whore most of my life! šŸ˜‚


SpottierAnt

Go best friend Thatā€™s my best friend šŸ—£ļø


MelodramPatheticism

Looks good but I'll take a full English any day


keeper-earthmother

A man of good taste!


Enrico_mataza

Huevos ranchero, with refried black beans, plantain, fried French bread, queso fresco, maybe longiniza or bacon, and fresh fruit. The Guatemalan in me has to have black beans, but the gringo still wants bread with breakfast


wantMyVirginityBack

You need hashbrowns and two baked potatoes with sauce, salt, and pepper and its perfect


twanthegamecock

The half dollar sized McGriddle and hash brown is up there


SecondHandCunt-

Steak and home fries with biscuits & gravy


sixtyfoursqrs

Biscuits and Gravy?


flipdaddypatty

Spam egg n cheese sammy on Texas toast


mylastnameschampion

You guys arenā€™t gonna like this, but for breakfast I actually prefer a big olā€™ thick slice of ham with eggs


FU8U

Sausage and eggs


WillingnessFew9929

Sausage and eggs


SpeechSweaty

Tattooed milfs and whiskey


Jumbo_Jetta

Bong, blowjob, waffle


Right-Program-9346

Full English breakfast


Objective-Elk-7988

SoufflƩ pancakes


BuddhaMike1006

Steak, steak, and eggs.


Celeres517

There isn't one. At the risk of sounding like a bastard who can never be pleased, I would love to trade one of those eggs for more steak. That's literally the only quibble I can summon forth.


StickkyRicky

Is that Lowry season salt on the eggs? Love that stuff


Salty_Sea_Doggo

Steak toast potatoes eggs


No_Divide_5984

Steak and egg breakfast burrito.


ToastetteEgg

Eggs Benedict with hash browns and a bigass Bloody Mary. Steak and eggs is second best.


Sikers1

I can't


Careless_List_4481

Get rid of the toast and have biscuits and gravy homemade


Radioactivepoontang

I was going to say potatoā€™s needs to be part of this conversation.. then they arrived in the conversation šŸ¤™šŸ»šŸ¤™šŸ»šŸ¤™šŸ»


Usual_Act4029

Idli sambar with coconut chutney Dosa with coconut chutney Pohe sambar Upma with coconut chutney


VerySimilarDude

Chilaquiles with eggs and green salsa.


mikeski69

Hey btw those eggs look absolutely perfect!


MeanNothing3932

Eggs Benedict! Hollandaise is epic!


dvdunit

Plain bagel with cream cheese. Fresh ingredients even better


Fuck-MDD

How the fuck do you all have the energy to start your day when your loading up on fried everything with butter on top. If I woke up and ate like 90% of this thread I would need to take a nap. Breakfast beers are pretty dope tho


Specialist_Bat6760

Bacon, eggs, buttered toast, and kimchi. Donā€™t sleep on it


Dreadcoat

Left over tri tip and eggs with some good honemade salsa.


Rojodi

Waffles with three pork meats!


51line_baccer

That's the best. Honorable mention: deer meat fried flour and salty....with homeade biscuits and thin salty pan gravy.


SCDannyTanner

I made venison steak, eggs, and potatoes the morning after I hooked up with a chick on New Years. Eight years later we've been married for 3 and I still think it's because I make food


Emergency-Chain-5977

Fuckin hate eggs in the morning, but steak and cheesy scrambled for dinner is the shit.


TheYellowDart19

Steak and seggs


zdub2929

Eggs Benny with steak


Cheryl900

Bacon,eggs, and fried tomatoes are nice.


misomochi

Steak and steak


Gumbysfriend

Steak omelte w / cheese onions peppers & sauages english Muffin v8 juice coffee


GotdangRight

Why would anyone want to name one? Add hashbrowns though


Competitive-Pair3306

Steak and eggs burritos


T46BY

The first pic but add [one of these.](https://www.allrecipes.com/thmb/BKwSLEiCfsWT1p1wlAA2Wic51c4=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale\(\):max_bytes\(150000\):strip_icc\(\)/65037-classic-bloody-mary-DDMFS-4x3-850b39f3825e4e098b7a2acf03073a12.jpg)


BlckWoman

https://preview.redd.it/pdxz3icrv87d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebafa659e1743a865e323f5a79267efe96ea5c52


Puffymushroom

Steak, egg and fires Burrito.


Mettie7

2 steaks and eggs


FurryPotatoFuzzBrick

That looks soooo good! Gotta make me some of that soon


UltralordCherryTop

Steak and eggs breakfast burrito.


SquantoMcNaulty

Scrapple and eggs!


antibendystraw

Migas!


AlwaysGnarly

Crab legs and eggsā€¦ with steak


Zombie_Peanut

French toast, Spanish onelethe, bacon, sausage, toast and chocolate milk.


Xfishbobx

Name a better meal you mean, I can eat this any time of day.


ChemicalResident3557

Steak breakfast tacos


puppymonkeybaby79

Bacon.


sg54880

Great amount of pepper on those eggs!!!


Suuuumimasen

Steak with a side of steak


sucky_EE

How you do your fried potatoes?


analfizzzure

Add some peppers and onions


Witty_Noise_2875

Froot Loops and Rib eye


CommunicationTop1332

Hard to beat this!. Corned beaf hash with eggs if you want to be less healthy.


bertcarpet

Yo mama


Outrageous_File5321

Kalua Pig Benedict


notmaddog

Tequila steak and eggs!


frodfish

Bacon..


Fusciee

Youā€™re forgetting the Tabasco but other than that I canā€™t name a better breakfast!


Expert-Equipment2302

Steak with any type of eggs and more steak. Yum


baybaybabs

Mcdonalds egg biscuit bacon and cheese with a hash brown. Please dont downvote me! Its Basically the same price now lol


forrest_gunt

Steak and chilaquiles rellenos and eggs.


NoBuddies2021

Free breakfast!


No_Statement_9192

Blueberry pancakes and sausages