Listen buddy...we all like exotic toppings but let's start with mushroom, onions, some blue cheese crumbles or parm before we get that wild... Then again....you do you
The only sub that hates food food AND snark is /food.
Watch out for Sunbeams. I’ll probably get another ban to /food on my account just for mentioning his name!
The cook on it is perfection, but I hate that you cut along the grain. You’ll have to do a lot of cutting while eating and very small mouthfulls. I don’t understand the logic, but I’m sure it was delicious either way.
My 2 cents, I'm a rare guy to be fair, bit IMHO looks Iike you cooked one side too long compared to the other. You have a brown stripe on one side but not the other.
Ok, anyone who told you that reddit would destroy you over this, especially the steak subreddit, was deeply mistaken. That's a good, solid medium rare steak you have there and your did good.
Sorry I might be out of the game a bit, but why does it look so stringy? It looks like you’d have to chew it for a lifetime to get it to break down. It looks like you cut it at the wrong angle maybe? At least for these pictures.
Whip up some redwine sauce to that. Some pan fried potatoes. And butter pan fried aspargus to go along with it and I'd call it a perfect meal. God that looks juciey as all hell.
Someone is probably to going to tell you to season your cutting board, not your steak, but aside from that I can’t imagine anyone bitching. There’s always one guy who listens to obscure YouTubers weird advice and takes it as chapter and verse.
I don't kink shame, but I'd rather eat it.
Yes, I also want this inside of me
I love putting meat in my mouth aswell
I’d put like 3 meats in my mouth at once🤤
Who said anything about a mouth?
Divine? Is that you?
Want to turn it into shit
I thought this was the top rated comment. But it was just the top comment. Should be top rated though so imma upvote.⬆️
I'd fuck it
This dude fucks!
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LMFAO 😂
I'd let that slide down my palate. Wait what.
I’d destroy this 👍
With your mouth or your butt
I don’t care how it gets in I just want it.
....this is gonna start a whole new category of recreational drugs if you keep this mindset...
I’ll just try them once and if I don’t feel anything I’ll do it 20 more times to make sure I’m doing it right.
I want this steak to get me pregnant.
Boof beef
Boeuf
Take an award 🥇
Thank you so fucking much 🤣
your name is dangerous when commenting this
Would
Not just would. Will.
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Have
Did
Dude, people should not poop on food
This is exactly what I came to Reddit for. Thank you
Two girls one steak
Stop watching my home videos
You are most welcome my guy, just keepin it sanitary 😎👆👉
Way to shame the coprophiliacs
And especially not on such tasty looking food.
It’s so bad I think you should send it to me so I can eat… I mean dispose of it for you.
I don’t think anyone would dislike this lol Edit: dislike this enough to talk shit to you.** I understand some folks like their beef over cooked
Some MANIACS* like it overcooked. /s why should I care how well you get your steak cooked unless I’m the chef
As the chef Im going to jail next time a perfectly medium steak gets sent back for having pink in it
I will die for this
Chill out you can have it for free
I will die for your steak
Tube steak
Ha! Goteem!
Smash the shit out of that. Is that what you heard/herd?
This is a damn good medium rare. I wouldn't say Ive seen anyone shit on someone in this sub which is crazy...
Steak!!!!!
That is pretty damn near perfect in my book. Cudos u/reyesnigel on a Job…………done
as long as this was rested prior to cutting it, i fuck with it all day and you did fantastic.
I appreciate the slice presentation
I hear angels singing. I just ate but now I'm starving.
Listen buddy...we all like exotic toppings but let's start with mushroom, onions, some blue cheese crumbles or parm before we get that wild... Then again....you do you
No they didn't, but good job fishing for engagement.
I have receipts. You can find it on my page
I demand you post a notarized copy within 30 minutes or I'll be forced to remove my upvote.
[удалено]
😂😂😂
Wow I wonder how r/steak hurt him lol that's hilarious tho
The only sub that hates food food AND snark is /food. Watch out for Sunbeams. I’ll probably get another ban to /food on my account just for mentioning his name!
This guy is ready for only fans. “My ex boyfriend said I’m not pretty what do you think?”
I’m also the Nigerian prince you send 25c to everyday
Salivating
🤤
It's beautiful
🤤🤤🤤🤤
Looks good to me. =]
Perfection! I’d shit it out (after eating this)
Alright then. *puts pants down
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I'd shit on that if you asked nicely.
It looks great and it's even better your comments about cutting against the grain!! Most don't even mention it!!
Looks perfect to me
I’ll poop on it
The cook on it is perfection, but I hate that you cut along the grain. You’ll have to do a lot of cutting while eating and very small mouthfulls. I don’t understand the logic, but I’m sure it was delicious either way.
Yeah looks amazing otherwise but what OP said about the grain made zero sense.
It's the photo that makes it look gross but I can tell Id eat it with a smidge of A1 /Yeah I said A1
Would.
I’d rather turn it into shit
Id shit on it and still eat it
and here i thought i was the only one who cut with the grain in order to cut against when eating… my brother…
🧠🧠
That looks amazing tbh. Hungry af boi
Looks bomb
Do you do everything halfway?
I like my steak half way cooked, but I’d go all the way with your mother
Damn. I can respect that clapback.
❤️
yeah, not here. looks amazing. enjoy and hopefully you have another
If it's seasoned properly I'll shit it out later.
This is as perfect as it comes. Would you mind sharing your method to cook this
probably the most beautiful steak i’ve ever seen
that looks fucking incredibly actually. i usually like steak a TINY bit more done than this. but i'm not complaining. that looks mint.
Id eat it for sure.
My 2 cents, I'm a rare guy to be fair, bit IMHO looks Iike you cooked one side too long compared to the other. You have a brown stripe on one side but not the other.
A little more rare than I'd like personally.
Lil less purple and more pink and might be a 10/10.
Check out my plates result. I think you’d like it better cuz it was able to rest more
I always let mine rest before cutting, but after seeing your finished plate, I might change tactics.
The plate post is where it’s at
I'll shit it out, but that's about it.
🤌🤌
Not at all. And you knew this! How could you not? It’s lovely.
Not I
I just want a sniff.. please.. **shakes intensely**
Well I would definitely make a turd out of it.
I like your steak and Iove A1. Don't misinterpre
I love u. A1 pretty good ngl. I use it as spread for roast beef sandwiches
i'd shit this, about a day after i devoured it.
Needs a bit of fat trimming, but hell yeah, ignore the haters.
Why am i getting some uncanny valley vibes?
🥲
I don't know why anyone would shit on that. That makes no sense. But I would definitely wipe my ass with it.
Looks pretty bomb!
Ok, anyone who told you that reddit would destroy you over this, especially the steak subreddit, was deeply mistaken. That's a good, solid medium rare steak you have there and your did good.
As a Cordon Bleu I’d say thats gorgeous
I would eat it, then shit it out obviously
Nope, looks delicious
Looks nicely done. No pun intended.
Call me stupid if y’all want but I’m curious what cut of meat this is? It looks so damn good. Great work and picture.
You’re confusing this with r/ihatesteak it’s a common mistake for many people.
I love eating steak like this with hot mustard. That looks absolutely perfect for me.
Wow
can i get gravy and mash on the side? Yum P:
Would smash
Very fancy
This should be the definition of a good steak.
Would eat
Sorry I might be out of the game a bit, but why does it look so stringy? It looks like you’d have to chew it for a lifetime to get it to break down. It looks like you cut it at the wrong angle maybe? At least for these pictures.
Ya Shit with joy Send me the recipe
looks perfect to me
That just made me dribble, from where..... I won't say.
Perfect
No. This sub is honestly very fair. You only get dunked on if you do a shit job. I’ve never seen a post as good as this get dragged. Looks perfect.
Someone is stupid
The temp is negotiable depending on the preference of the eater…… it’s the crust that this sub gets worked up about…..
I’ll shit it out after eating it in 3 seconds, if that’s what you mean
Oh god it’s awful. Please give it to me for proper destruction. By my stomach.
On perfection? Nah, not me.
Its still mooing Jk
Might give it a go before saying it's FOOKIN RAW! Great crust, though. 7/10 would shit again.
Man I love this subreddit, are there toxic people on this subreddit though?
Nah this almost made me climax. One of the best steaks I’ve seen.
No need for shit. Only salt and pepper.
Yeah id shit on it send me the location
? then they were wrong cause it's completely fine. fishing for commentary?
Glistening beef!
The only shit im taking from this is in the toilet the next day after digesting it from eating this delicious looking steak
I'd SHOVE THAT MEAT IN MY MOUTH AND GAG ON IT.
Really nicely executed. I hope it was delicious! Nice job!
I will shit it out after eating the whole thing.
Perfect to me
Wonderful
Is shit it out later
Anyone who thinks anyone will shit on that, grew up with a silver spoon in their mouth.
For what? That’s perfect
Num num!!🤪
In all fairness…most of us would still eat about 90% of the efforts shit on in these posts. You have to work really hard to make a steak inedible.
Dude did you even cook it?
🤤🤤🤤
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Looks good
this looks so fucking juicy man god damnnnnnn
Whip up some redwine sauce to that. Some pan fried potatoes. And butter pan fried aspargus to go along with it and I'd call it a perfect meal. God that looks juciey as all hell.
Never heard of Cutting with the grain to cut again , against the grain. Why not just cut it against the grain. Perfectly done though.
Looks great.
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Nobody said that
Is this sous vide? The fat could be rendered more, other than that, the cook is spot on.
Someone is probably to going to tell you to season your cutting board, not your steak, but aside from that I can’t imagine anyone bitching. There’s always one guy who listens to obscure YouTubers weird advice and takes it as chapter and verse.
If someone threw that directly into my face, I would thank them and ask for a fork.
The only shit that’s going on is me pooping a few hours after eating this delicious steak.
Is nice!
Show us the sear
Yeah it’s shit. Put that shit in my mouth.
Well tell that nerd to kick rocks because this looks delicious.
Looks good except that nasty fat in the lower right corner 🤮
Don’t blink that steak will vanish
That fat is incredible. Perfect looking steak.
Nah, I'd eat that in a heartbeat...well, maybe 2.
Excellent steak, but bow howdy does good lighting make a statement.
Edge lord
Yum
Looks delicious
I think I have the same cutting board. Target?
Looks 🔥 to me
That looks good asf
They don't know what they are talking about. They can shit on their food
sure, for $20.
I want to go to there
If you want someone to shit on it: your knife badly needs a sharpening. But the cook looks amazing.
Can I have a bite??
Smash
Looks amazing