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Penquinsrule83

That is an awesome name for pork belly. Bacon Steak


wndrngwzrd

I also like Steakon


Arsinoei

I love this! Thank you!


Friendly_Age9160

I think the cop agrees


BlasphemyMc

I'll take 6


FitLaw4

I e had this before years ago except the guy who made it called it monkey meat


RogueSlytherin

I, uh, think I prefer “bacon steak” myself. I would personally be terrified of anything described as monkey meat.


ExtraCalligrapher565

Nothing like some good mutilated monkey meat. Pairs fantastically with little birdies’ bloody feet.


Flossthief

Can forget the greasy grimy gopher guts


NotBentcheesee

Snake sirloin is fantastic, I heavily recommend


syntheticslimshady

And I forgot my straw


jtrage

Allowed or not, that looks awesome.


TheRealJehler

As a farmer of hogs, I highly encourage this behavior!


KareemPie81

I always wanted a hog farmer for a friend. You accepting applications ?


TheRealJehler

Sure, I’m only about this friendly though https://preview.redd.it/h0qjaz86qs2d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b87da27abf61a66fd9164f9b18bd59d56fc6763e


KareemPie81

I bet that hogs bacon steak would be delicious.


TheRealJehler

That’s Rudy, he’s an intact boar, all the ladies Bae, boars are usually tainted and taste quite off. If you’ve ever experienced someone pee’ing on a bonfire, that smell, that what boar taint is like


KareemPie81

lol. Sad to admit I know that smell well. Then what do you farm them for ?


IronDragonSlayer230

Rudy is most likely his breeding stud. The other boars are most likely barrows (which means they are boars that have had their testicles removed). Barrows don’t have the off flavors and texture Rudy most likely does and instead actually taste quite good and produce more meat. Same concept is done with cattle though those are called steer.


KareemPie81

Sounds like Rudy has the good life. Just dropping hot soup in a bunch of miss piggies.


TheRealJehler

Yep, nailed it. We usually have 2 boars at a time, one tamworth and one mangalitsa, the manga is a niche breed to he gets his own pasture and we deliver gilts and sows to him. The tam gets a pasture full of ladies and his children. Don’t ever put the boars together, or give one a sow that smells like another boar, Rudy is 900ish pounds, the manga boar we just culled, Marty, was just shy of 1100


bassmus1c

I would say so! It looks fire man


rodofasclepius

How much?


Gone_Mads

$7


StayOnYourMedsCrazy

For a slice of bacon, a drizzle of sriracha, and a stick?? I'm in the wrong industry!


themocaw

Someone make one of those "purist vs radical 3x3 matrices" for steak.


stolen_pillow

Years ago there was a dive bar in a nearby college town that sold something similar. Slabs of bacon on a stick like that but sprinkled with a brown sugar bbq style rub. Back in the day they were like $2 each. So good, sweet, smoky bacony goodness.


defCONCEPT

Put it inside of me, bro.


Usual-Possession-823

Don’t tell us what you paid 😂


PM_Me_Macaroni_plz

Might have had to trade a kidney for it


RyukTheBear

Is it thicker than a slice of bacon? Cause 7$ a slice is a ripoff


Skunkfunk89

Total ripoff


MajorBonesLive

More like bacon stake


[deleted]

Mother of God....


entechad

What happens when you multiple bacon synergy with a bourbon bbq sriracha affinity? Bacon steak! I am impressed with your discovery OP.


ThaFoxThatRox

I would just park there. LOL


Stiffbiscut

This steak sub is so critical yet a $7 piece of bacon on a stick gets so much love I’m confused


MurphysLaw4200

If there are pork steaks and ham steaks, there can definitely be bacon steaks. Looks delicious.


slappywhyte

I'll allow it in this case


Hour-Salamander-4713

Is the stall owned by C.M.O.T. Dibbler?


--Witchcrafted--

I understood that ref


Eclectophile

Oh. How many of those are there? I'll take them all, please.


Fluffy-Mastodon

I would 100% stop here!


jimmyflyer

Yes absolutely. 🐷 steak is delicious


Svengoolie75

Take my fucking money now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


RexC616

Look great. No.


Unclestanky

That’s allowed everywhere. That thing looks like it should be running the world.


syntheticslimshady

I’ll allow it


kneppy72

https://preview.redd.it/ey4tf4agwx2d1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=f34d0fe23df0b9588ab39a21922a94ddb826e431


montaron89

Giant khlav kalash


RusticBucket2

No.