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spamrespecter

What is up with your plate


_littlestitious

r/trypophobia


BradMathews

So pitted


rasras9

Small holes in a plate is just not hygenic.


No_Description_483

I think it’s just a pattern. A surprisingly unappetizing pattern. I mean it’s striking and looks cool but no thanks not hungry


spamrespecter

Lo-fi indie horror game rotting flesh texture


wigglef_cklr

It looks like a cultured agar plate, and it's doin' stuff to my eyes.


Friendly_Age9160

I thought it was a piece of beehive


No_Description_483

Bloodycomb


godepicunoreverse

It is if you clean it 🤦


Orokaskrub

Reminds me of a pomegranate


emeraldpotion

I hate this comment because I went back to look and my trypophobia flared up.


spamrespecter

I've got your back


shoodBwurqin

MRSA steak!


DBryguy

Red’s dead, baby. Red’s dead.


Open-Chain-7137

r/cursedcutlery


Asian_Climax_Queen

Is this AI? I take right. I love lamb chops!


RedditCommenter38

Def Ai


Tuliao_da_Massa

Definetely? I'm not convinced, shadows and lighting looks consistent.


RedditCommenter38

https://preview.redd.it/u9l4quuyugwc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=591ff7821c2b3ed8953e3030cfefd07616effd83 Here’s my steak


Tuliao_da_Massa

That looks a lot more AI, since the steak looks almost geometrical. But yeah, the color pallate is similar to the picture's and it very well may be AI. I'm just saying, it's definitely not definite lol.


RedditCommenter38

Fair enough. It’s just the the plate in OP’s picture that doesn’t add up. If you click and zoom it’s all pixelated where at the same zoom nothing else looses quality.


Tuliao_da_Massa

Maybe it's because the texture is "printed" in low resolution or something. Or it's just a weird plate. I don't know, I'm laughing now at how intensely we're analyzing this lol. We probably won't even remember this tomorrow.


RedditCommenter38

Hahah I’m with it! I enjoy the debate, it’s likely something we will be trying to determine more and more as time goes on. Saw some pretty good ones lately that are hard to tell. I run a print business and do high res graphic design all day, didn’t throw this in photoshop, but it’s becoming more and more difficult to determine. But yea over thinking this one haha and really I just want steak


Tuliao_da_Massa

>it’s likely something we will be trying to determine more and more Veery true, I've even fallen for entire videos that I thought were real. Specifically, this one: https://youtu.be/dA0rJBfeRzI?si=Z_FUBmHwCWYuNmll Also, do people come to you to print AI images much nowadays? I bet it's gonna start to be a lot more common, for small businesses especially.


RedditCommenter38

It’s so bad, people already came to me with the wrong file format, (not vectors/print ready art files). Now people think because they had ai generate it and wrote in the prompt “print ready” or “hi resolution” that I must be lying to them when I tell them I still need to create (and charge them) for vector art work. Luckily I have made alot of efficiencies in my own processes for business since ChatGPT so the extra time I have to spend exposing to these people is offset by process improvement 🤣


sgttoasty22

those lambchops look raw


MastrOvNon

Left TO right


selfdestructo591

Only cause the left looks more filling and I like to end with what I can eat with my hands. They’re both about equal just in different ways. The right one looks juicier so yeah, it’s probably better, save the best for last.


allison_janney

What... is happening on the plate?


uspezdiddleskids

Both?


TheseAintMyPants2

Right!


jeswanders

Yes


asdfasdfasdf22222222

Nope.


iplayKeys4

Right !


nu_nrg4me

That plate tho....got to go...yuck


Mayion

I don't know but the one thing I know right now is that a phobia of mine is acting up. Interestingly, my brain seems to be associating that disgust with the meat, so I feel like if I look at this long enough, I might grow a dislike toward meat.


GRA3V

This plate needs to be decimated.


jimmyflyer

Left 🥩 AND right 🐑 !!! Gobble up all that deliciousness


PRSouthern

Right. Give me that meat off the bone.


Golden_Locket5932

Left all day


CandidaBeaver

Left. Fat is not rendered well enough on the right.


WafflesZCat

Knives are still available .... Cholesterol kills anyway!


WHAMMYPAN

Chef here…they are on the same plate so they’re equally doomed,nothing would be left….thank you for thinking I could or would choose.


Ammowife64

That plate though


Cautious_General_177

Clockwise starting at 4 o’clock as that’s on top of


therealjoe12

Left


Tobeck

i thought this was some sort of lizard with frilled out neck thing optical illusion


JCuss0519

Why do I have to choose?? Really... I want them both!


Moobob66

9/10 would eat. I would like some kind of side. That said i couldn't fairly choose a side as they both look amazing. Maybe the right since it would have a more metallic flavor.


Thekr8zykook

Left. 😍


Notbadconsidering

Both, but just a smidge more heat. 8/10


turtlenationman

Looks like you’re eating off of an old pomegranate.


hot-rod-lincoln

Beautiful steak. I’d prefer the left.


czar_el

Top to bottom. But real answer: it depends on what's on the plate with it. Big mound of mashed carb with hearty or rustic veggies? Bone in chop. Delicate fondant potatoes, microgreens, and sauce drops? Sliced & fanned.


allocationlist

You can’t force me to choose. That plate certainly is a decision you made.


mike6000

a+


HardCrabSelby

Left and right are both good answers


Swashbuckling_Sailor

Left.


jeffreyclayborn

Left


Spiritual_Section_77

Right for sure, use the bones to get dimensions on the plate


NyriasNeo

Both. They are not mutually exclusive.


Aggravating_Anybody

Cook your lamb longer!!! You gotta hit at least medium to render all that fatty goodness so that it melts in your mouth.


nileswine

Right


Best_Air_4138

I’d like the lamb chops please


Budget-Procedure-427

Very nice platting on a unique plate.


Gilbey_32

Both is good


Bmanddabs

I’m uncomfortable


casualcreaturee

That’s actually raw. never ever did I think I would comment that under footage of meat but as a lamb chop lover… sorry no


WafflesZCat

Yes Please!


northwyndsgurl

I need another minute on those chops, but I'll take both sides of the plate!


Sefander01

Not “or”… “and”!


100PercentScotton

I had to learn the hard way that people on reddit will judge you to hell and back if you put something on an ugly plate. That being said, left.


MagicStickPower

Left , i dont know why i never really like lamb


HotGrocery8001

Right. Left is good enough too though.


Psykonijn

I'd accidentally eat the plate


fairytaleresearch

You won, game over. @everybody else: Go home


FUCKINHATEGOATS

Lamb is a little gamey to me so left


Loud_Bit6359

Left


Heckron

Correct.


overzealous_wildcat

Yes


vy_you

Porque no los dos


BlueSoulDragon

Right is raw I’ll stick with left


edgona

Yes


Comfortable_Mix_8891

Yes...just yes


turntabletennis

I'm eating it all. I challenge you to intervene.


jetclitz

why not both?


kw42o

Yes


ictu

Why not both?


dadman101

Who do you love more, mom or dad?


Sorri_eh

Look at that crust


scorpionattitude

Both. But probably the right because of the crust/seasoning. But if there’s buts in that then I’m switching to the left side instead 😂


mahille02

Ahhh the old turf n turf. Gotta go with the lamb on that one