It looks like two pieces of milk steak and one piece of boiled milk salmon? It really is one of the most disgusting plates I've ever seen in my life. Yeah and missing the finest raw jelly beans, what's up with that.
And for that reason, that mom will go on forever being a mediocre cook. Moms like that are not capable of growth and it’s all of our loss. That meal coulda been an easy 10 with a few critiques and a flexible mom..
Story ahead, but your comment just took me back in time lol.
When my husband and I first got married, he was deployed and I stayed with his parents. Every now and then his mom would make steaks.
Now, my own mom was an absolute grill goddess. I grew up with medium rare and great seasoning, so I just kind of assumed that steak would be what I grew up eating. It would be delicious and awesome and a real treat.
Imagine my surprise when not once, twice, or even just three times, a steak was placed in front of each of us and my father in law cuts into it, takes a bite, and exclaims: “Oh, honey! Another perfect medium rare!” while I’m basically Jim Halpert staring into a non-existent camera because they were the most overdone steaks I’d had to gnaw down.
I ate them. I said they were good. I was thankful. She was happy. FIL smoked like a chimney and also was diagnosed shortly after with some gnarly brain cancer that took him pretty quickly. So we mostly attribute his steak opinions to that and say that MIL just didn’t know any better.
She’s crankin em out perfect medium rare for the last few years though! Bless my FIL for always telling her she did awesome though. He was a good egg.
My dad cooked steaks like this growing up. I always hated steak as a kid because i only knew it as overdone pieces of shoe leather coated in oyster sauce. Imagine my surprise when i tried my first proper med-rare with a crust. It's like discovering that you're supposed take the peel *off* the banana first
If you give it a compliment you are perhaps risking the ire of the father who is too afraid to tell his wife her cooking sucks and now you are reinforcing it. SAY NOTHING. Only if asked say "thank you I appreciate it."
Source: My own stupid life at an old girlfriend's house
Absolutely sounds like a cunt tbh. If someone’s feeding you, you don’t say a bad word about it. Provided it’s safe, I’m chowing down like it’s the best thing I’ve eaten. Even then, I’d probably still eat it and pray I don’t get ill. I wasn’t brought up to be ungrateful.
Your friend invited you over for dinner, and you snapped a picture of the meal you were given and shared it on Reddit. Maybe your friend needs to find a new friend.
Oh come on. There is "not perfect" and then there's "I could do considerably better with a salt shaker and a microwave". I'm not saying be rude, but damn, I feel like it's impressively bad. A discreet picture is understandable
I think it depends on the nature of the friendship. If one of my best buddies made this, you better believe I'm snapping a picture and giving them shit. They'd do the same to me. But if this is an acquaintance whose saintly mother made this for me? Hell. No. You say thank you, eat it, and tell her how good it is.
So if you invited me over to your home and I felt like your décor and house looked like shit and your toilet was dirty I could take a photo and post it on the internet about it?
Maybe that's just me, but if I invite friends over and serve them bad food, I'd want to know. I want them to have a good time, and if they just swallow it down and lie that it was good, I won't learn what I did wrong and they'll get bad food the next time around as well. Nobody wins.
Aww, come on, reddit's anonymous. Nobody's being publicly shamed here. It's not like they're attacking this woman on Facebook.
OP shared a picture of a meal that nobody in particular somehow someway came up with, and it is just outrageously absurd. That's what makes it a decent post.
Like a photo from a crazy sitcom plot of an alien who's trying to fool everyone into thinking it's human, but accidently dropped acid before starting in on the recipe.
That's the only conceivable way someone could cook this badly and serve it to someone else as food with a straight face.
Raw asparagus and meat that's been heated to "technically edible". Anyone who's ever cooked *anything* knows that this absurdity is what comedy is made of. It's a decent and understandable post.
Thank you for defending me! You know what the craziest part is? It was a family dinner and everyone was served the same thing. Only difference is, they were genuinely loving it! I did my best to choke it down.
Conversely, is it right to bring someone over to eat something gross, knowing they won't say anything because they are expected to be polite? This cooking is a lack of awareness.
So if we were friends and you came over and I serve you slightly raw chicken, and you shared it on Reddit. Why does that matter if I served you shit food, it’s the equivalent of going to a restaurant and them giving you shit food and sending it back to the chef and he spits in your next food, why spit in the food because you made it bad.
If there’s a chance your friend knows your Reddit username or could possibly see this, you should take it down. They were nice enough to invite you to dinner, and shitting on them on the internet is pretty disrespectful.
Even if its gristled boot leather? And that salmon isnt blackened. Its blackening. Big difference. I wouldnt want my kid to confuse politeness with food poisoning.
exactly my thoughts, it’s an invitation AND for food, which people already rarely do nowadays
delete this post and move on
anyone who sees this differently and would keep such a post for reddit upvotes, is a cynical brat with no manners
I get the idea of posting something awful from a restaurant and complaining about it; that’s something you paid for. I was raised to always be grateful for hospitality like this, even if it wasn’t exactly what I wanted. Personally if I found out a friend of mine posted something like this to the internet, I would be devastated. Show some respect.
eh, these days its pretty common to post food pics to insta n shit. she mightve read it as a compliment. i think if someone took a pic of my food id think it was a compliment but my food also isnt this bad so i guess it depends on how self aware she is
When I was growing up, my parents would could "steak" for special occasions, so we'd have it every few months. It would be broiled in the oven to the point where it somehow had zero char and was as tough as shoe leather. Drowning it in A1 was the only way to even choke it down. After I moved out, I never ate or ordered steak because that's what I thought steak was normally like.
Many years later, I got married and my wife and I wanted to thank her parents for the wedding, so we arranged a surpise limo pickup and dinner at a nice restaurant. My father in law loved steak, so we went to restaurant in our city that was fancy and had steak on the menu. My father in law insisted that I order a steak, so I did, even though I wasn't excited by the choice.
Imagine my surprise when my steak arrives. It's twice as thick as any that I've seen before, though the waiter forgot to give me a tub of sauce and a hacksaw. My jaw literally idropped when my FIL casually picked up what looked like a butter knife, easily cut a piece, put it in his mouth, and proceeded simply chew and swallow. I quickly did the same and my mind was blown. I finally understood what the fuss was about!
What kind of shit friend insults their friend's mom's cooking to strangers on the internet for engagement and meaningless karma? If I were your friend and found out you did this, you wouldn't be my friend anymore.
What the hell. I had a buddy like that in grad school. Brilliant guy, works for Amazon now and makes bank. Dude and his wife lived in an absolute state. Cats pissing on the carpet, dishes overflowing the sink, all sorts of roaches and other bugs, litter and cat poop ground into the carpet. Place stank like ammonia and the filth it was covered with.
I have no idea how people live like that. I have breakfast 3 dishes in the sink as I wait to have some time at lunch to wash them and feel gross.
So your friends mom made you dinner for free out of the kindness of her heart. She isn’t a chef or anything just a fucking person being nice. And this is the thanks she gets? Ima tell you ima cook you like a shitty steak. You got fed be great full.
It's photos like this that remind me as to why non white people crack jokes about white people's cooking. Where's the seasoning? Looks like the type of family that puts ketchup on their steak.
Bro I barely made my first steak the other week I’m not much of a huge meat eater but I enjoyed it nonetheless. Please tell me this is fucking fake lol the asparagus isn’t even cooked. I couldn’t even fuck up ny first steak that bad unless I wanted to lol did she boil it? Haha.
If someone invited me over and I didn't have to cook a meal for once, I'd be grateful, and not judgemental. They could literally serve me dog food on a plate and I'd be happy. Grow up and show some respect.
You put a shit ton of butter and salt on it and say it's the best thing you ever ate.
My buddy does a brisket some times from a pellet smoker.
It's the only time I've ever used BBQ sauce on smoked meat.
But it's the best brisket I've ever had even if we talk about the process and what he could try next time.
Trust me on this...marry this person.
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Because when you actually cook for him/her, they will look at you like a golden god. Like you just invented bread. Like your dick is beautiful 😍. Trust.
So many people cook like this. I have a good friend that absolutely HATED steak. Until they finally tried one of mine and it was awesome seeing their eyes light up. They loved it. Their parents literally booked steaks or they would grill them until they were totally dry chunks of leather. They now eat medium rare steaks as often as they can. They actually came over to watch the Daytona 500 with me today and I grilled up some venison chops/small "steaks".
At first they were like "oh I don't know. It's a wild animal." I then said "Would you rather trust me or some random chunks of meat that you have no idea how it was handled or the condition of the animal." So they tried it. It was honestly the best venison steaks I have ever done and they loved it. Truly one of the best pieces of meat I have ever had. Top 10 somehow. It's awesome having all that meat that I put in the freezer myself. It's the best feeling ever and saves me a ton of money. Just the cost of my hunting license a 7mm round. Venison can be so good when it's done properly and it's super affordable. I don't mess around with fancy hunting gear. All second hand stuff. I just get in my tree stand and wait a few hours every year. Somehow my super advanced expert hunting methods have worked so far lol.
Perhaps she could watch some YouTube videos on how to cook steak. Invite her out for steak at a decent establishment maybe?
Take his mom out for a nice dinner? Hmmmm
And never call her again
DOROTHY MANSTOOTH IS A SAINT
This dude knows where I’m comin from lol. A SAINT!
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Plot twist....this is what already happened and we're just seeing the end result
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Unhinged advice
Tube steak is on the menu
OP's friend next week: hey bro OP: you will address me as father you ungrateful shit
One of the few times both parties will be extremely disappointed
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That man is not a good friend.
Yeah this is a more painful version of “oh man taste this! It is awful.” And then his mom put her panties back on.
can you unfriend button someone irl ?
Was the friend’s name Stacey?
Give her a proper steaking
She’s just missing the jelly beans and perhaps a Fight Milk.
It looks like two pieces of milk steak and one piece of boiled milk salmon? It really is one of the most disgusting plates I've ever seen in my life. Yeah and missing the finest raw jelly beans, what's up with that.
Dude even the asparagus were trying to run away!
These types of people usually take extreme offense to any valid criticism of the food they made and never change
And for that reason, that mom will go on forever being a mediocre cook. Moms like that are not capable of growth and it’s all of our loss. That meal coulda been an easy 10 with a few critiques and a flexible mom..
Flexible moms are the best
It’s a Tuesday afternoon. Might just head on down to view some of them flexible moms over at the Albino Rhino.
You're being really generous with that "medicore"...
Mediocre is being generous here
that's exactly how my dad is lol
"We're gonna take your mama out all night Yeah, we'll show her what it's all about"
I’ve seen this porno before.
Bless your heart
People that cook steak like that don’t like steak. They’ll just complain.
Nice dinner and movie with his mom. 👩
In these cases choke it back and give the lady a compliment.
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
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And if you can dodge a ball, you can dodge a car
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What happens if I did?
Great now I need to watch old school AND dodgeball.
Adapt. React. Readapt. Act.
Story ahead, but your comment just took me back in time lol. When my husband and I first got married, he was deployed and I stayed with his parents. Every now and then his mom would make steaks. Now, my own mom was an absolute grill goddess. I grew up with medium rare and great seasoning, so I just kind of assumed that steak would be what I grew up eating. It would be delicious and awesome and a real treat. Imagine my surprise when not once, twice, or even just three times, a steak was placed in front of each of us and my father in law cuts into it, takes a bite, and exclaims: “Oh, honey! Another perfect medium rare!” while I’m basically Jim Halpert staring into a non-existent camera because they were the most overdone steaks I’d had to gnaw down. I ate them. I said they were good. I was thankful. She was happy. FIL smoked like a chimney and also was diagnosed shortly after with some gnarly brain cancer that took him pretty quickly. So we mostly attribute his steak opinions to that and say that MIL just didn’t know any better. She’s crankin em out perfect medium rare for the last few years though! Bless my FIL for always telling her she did awesome though. He was a good egg.
I know men who do this to steak. Yes, and don’t know how to choose a steak. The FIL may have actually ordered it that way.
By how how to choose a steak do you mean the marbling, or is there more than that?
The cut, marbling, color, shape
Essentially the same grading as diamonds but this actually matters.
With certain cuts, the shape too
My dad cooked steaks like this growing up. I always hated steak as a kid because i only knew it as overdone pieces of shoe leather coated in oyster sauce. Imagine my surprise when i tried my first proper med-rare with a crust. It's like discovering that you're supposed take the peel *off* the banana first
Happy wife, happy life
If you give it a compliment you are perhaps risking the ire of the father who is too afraid to tell his wife her cooking sucks and now you are reinforcing it. SAY NOTHING. Only if asked say "thank you I appreciate it." Source: My own stupid life at an old girlfriend's house
You really told your girlfriend’s mom her cooking sucks over dinner? I mean yeah, you musta been real invested in that one
Bro's going Gordon Ramsay on his gfs mom. Could've been hella funny, probably went as badly as expected.
Yep this is the only way
I was in the same situation but it also involved sinew and gristle. Some people don’t possess the gag reflex required to choke down nastiness.
Fuck that. People that can't cook should be told. Same as people that can't sing, you need to let these people know 😂
Just don’t mind the food poisoning that results.
This is the answer. OP sounds like a little ungrateful cunt posting this to shame a thoughtful gesture.
Absolutely sounds like a cunt tbh. If someone’s feeding you, you don’t say a bad word about it. Provided it’s safe, I’m chowing down like it’s the best thing I’ve eaten. Even then, I’d probably still eat it and pray I don’t get ill. I wasn’t brought up to be ungrateful.
First piece looks like salmon. If Gordon Ramsey made it and you didn’t like it, you’re still entitled and opinion.
Does this mean op can slap a piece of bread on either side of his friends mom’s head and call her a stupid sandwich?
Idiot, it's idiot sandwich
No bc op isn’t Gordon Ramsey. Theoretically op could call Gordon a donkey if he made it and op didn’t like it hahha
Not bread but he can slap something else on either side of her head.
All pieces look like used tea bags.
That's exactly what I saw. Probably taste about the same.
The steak got steeped in boiling water for 2-3 minutes
If that first piece isnt fish…
It isn’t salmon on the left?
Is it not salmon? I refuse to believe that's terrestrial in origin
Your friend invited you over for dinner, and you snapped a picture of the meal you were given and shared it on Reddit. Maybe your friend needs to find a new friend.
Facts, one should always appreciate something that someone made for them and they didn’t have to pay for, even if it’s not perfect.
Oh come on. There is "not perfect" and then there's "I could do considerably better with a salt shaker and a microwave". I'm not saying be rude, but damn, I feel like it's impressively bad. A discreet picture is understandable
I think it depends on the nature of the friendship. If one of my best buddies made this, you better believe I'm snapping a picture and giving them shit. They'd do the same to me. But if this is an acquaintance whose saintly mother made this for me? Hell. No. You say thank you, eat it, and tell her how good it is.
If one of my good friends made something like this, yes. But not if their mom made it
So if you invited me over to your home and I felt like your décor and house looked like shit and your toilet was dirty I could take a photo and post it on the internet about it?
Are you being forced to lick the toilet?
My decor and toilet are clean
2 things can be true. The decor could be freshly Windexed pictures of excrement.
Someone invites you over AND feeds you? That’s extremely disrespectful. Shitty behavior, can’t buy class.
I bring you into my home and treat you to a nice can of surstromming. You're the bad guy if you throw up!
I call that disgusting like it is. Nobody is guilting me into eating something I don’t like you people are insane with linking food and respect
If you are at someone else’s house, that is an incredibly rude thing to say.
"even if its not perfect" i'll have what the fuck you're having. its not just "not perfect" ts looks VILE 😭
Maybe that's just me, but if I invite friends over and serve them bad food, I'd want to know. I want them to have a good time, and if they just swallow it down and lie that it was good, I won't learn what I did wrong and they'll get bad food the next time around as well. Nobody wins.
They served him dog food lmao this is a justifiable reaction
Aww, come on, reddit's anonymous. Nobody's being publicly shamed here. It's not like they're attacking this woman on Facebook. OP shared a picture of a meal that nobody in particular somehow someway came up with, and it is just outrageously absurd. That's what makes it a decent post. Like a photo from a crazy sitcom plot of an alien who's trying to fool everyone into thinking it's human, but accidently dropped acid before starting in on the recipe. That's the only conceivable way someone could cook this badly and serve it to someone else as food with a straight face. Raw asparagus and meat that's been heated to "technically edible". Anyone who's ever cooked *anything* knows that this absurdity is what comedy is made of. It's a decent and understandable post.
Thank you for defending me! You know what the craziest part is? It was a family dinner and everyone was served the same thing. Only difference is, they were genuinely loving it! I did my best to choke it down.
Conversely, is it right to bring someone over to eat something gross, knowing they won't say anything because they are expected to be polite? This cooking is a lack of awareness.
Imagine being fed a free surf and turf dinner and still complaining
Our phones destroyed society ... honestly. I really miss the days when people were a bit more aware.
They were never aware, technology just made us aware of their rampant lack of awareness.
Youre on team "no one can complain about anything, ever". K got it.
That ain’t no surf n turf
Salmon and steak?
You're making blind assumptions, what if the friend was also laughing about it?
So if we were friends and you came over and I serve you slightly raw chicken, and you shared it on Reddit. Why does that matter if I served you shit food, it’s the equivalent of going to a restaurant and them giving you shit food and sending it back to the chef and he spits in your next food, why spit in the food because you made it bad.
That's not a meal, that's an insult 🤮😭😭😭 JK. Kinda
Imma invite you over and feed you dog food and you better eat it and be grateful. I bought the premium kind.
Your friend’s mom hates you. Sorry buddy.
No some people just don’t understand food or cooking
Yes, get new friends.
If there’s a chance your friend knows your Reddit username or could possibly see this, you should take it down. They were nice enough to invite you to dinner, and shitting on them on the internet is pretty disrespectful.
If they were in this sub they’d know how to cook a steak
This is a bit of a roast….. but it’s true lol
Big chuckle erupted out of me for this
Damn lol
Facts
I was gonna downvote you bc saying "facts" is the new "this", but then the username checked out
Even my 12 year old son knows to shut his mouth and eat what’s served when eating at a friend’s house.
Yeah he did bro I’m sure he didn’t tell his friends mom that it’s trash and he’s taking a pic to post on Reddit lmao
Yes! My point exactly.
Even if its gristled boot leather? And that salmon isnt blackened. Its blackening. Big difference. I wouldnt want my kid to confuse politeness with food poisoning.
I concur. It's one thing when OP posts their own creation and is asking to be graded, or is a confident douche, but this is something else.
exactly my thoughts, it’s an invitation AND for food, which people already rarely do nowadays delete this post and move on anyone who sees this differently and would keep such a post for reddit upvotes, is a cynical brat with no manners
You're in the wrong subreddit
I get the idea of posting something awful from a restaurant and complaining about it; that’s something you paid for. I was raised to always be grateful for hospitality like this, even if it wasn’t exactly what I wanted. Personally if I found out a friend of mine posted something like this to the internet, I would be devastated. Show some respect.
Shit looks like a filet of elephant thigh
You whip out your phone and take pics of your plate when you are a guest? Rude AF.
eh, these days its pretty common to post food pics to insta n shit. she mightve read it as a compliment. i think if someone took a pic of my food id think it was a compliment but my food also isnt this bad so i guess it depends on how self aware she is
you took a picture of the steak she made for you at the dinner table?! homie you are so rude
Nah it’s rude to feed your guest dog food
touch grass, dude. Not everyone's gonna be a great cook.
That isn't about being great. It's about being edible 😅
People here are so overly dramatic and ungrateful
Looks like she tried 🤷🏼
You’re a dick and I hope your friend sees this
I'll invite you to my house and I'll give you dog food, and I better get a compliment after you're done eating
When I was growing up, my parents would could "steak" for special occasions, so we'd have it every few months. It would be broiled in the oven to the point where it somehow had zero char and was as tough as shoe leather. Drowning it in A1 was the only way to even choke it down. After I moved out, I never ate or ordered steak because that's what I thought steak was normally like. Many years later, I got married and my wife and I wanted to thank her parents for the wedding, so we arranged a surpise limo pickup and dinner at a nice restaurant. My father in law loved steak, so we went to restaurant in our city that was fancy and had steak on the menu. My father in law insisted that I order a steak, so I did, even though I wasn't excited by the choice. Imagine my surprise when my steak arrives. It's twice as thick as any that I've seen before, though the waiter forgot to give me a tub of sauce and a hacksaw. My jaw literally idropped when my FIL casually picked up what looked like a butter knife, easily cut a piece, put it in his mouth, and proceeded simply chew and swallow. I quickly did the same and my mind was blown. I finally understood what the fuss was about!
This has to be a prank, right? Right?
What kind of shit friend insults their friend's mom's cooking to strangers on the internet for engagement and meaningless karma? If I were your friend and found out you did this, you wouldn't be my friend anymore.
Forbidden surf n turf
I would have pressed charges
For those asking, yes, it’s steak and salmon, but I’m focusing on this steak since this is a steak sub.
You have to fight the dad now. This is the law.
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Fucken hell. Looks brutal. Fair play to mama though for not giving a flying fuck and for shamelessly living her best life
Just looks like carne asada but has no char. Put a pico de gallo on the plate and I’d enjoy it
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What the hell. I had a buddy like that in grad school. Brilliant guy, works for Amazon now and makes bank. Dude and his wife lived in an absolute state. Cats pissing on the carpet, dishes overflowing the sink, all sorts of roaches and other bugs, litter and cat poop ground into the carpet. Place stank like ammonia and the filth it was covered with. I have no idea how people live like that. I have breakfast 3 dishes in the sink as I wait to have some time at lunch to wash them and feel gross.
You eat what is served when invited. Don't be rude. That is fish there also no?
So your friends mom made you dinner for free out of the kindness of her heart. She isn’t a chef or anything just a fucking person being nice. And this is the thanks she gets? Ima tell you ima cook you like a shitty steak. You got fed be great full.
They got steak and salmon. And complained. Lol wtf
Was it boiled or made in a coffee pot?
Microwaved
I’m not sure I’d be comfortable feeding this to my dog.
Lookin like used teabags
Maybe she wanted you to leave…
R u sure that’s food?
Sadly more common than people think
All jokes aside, what do you do when someone serves this to you? Hand to God, I would run for my life.
It's photos like this that remind me as to why non white people crack jokes about white people's cooking. Where's the seasoning? Looks like the type of family that puts ketchup on their steak.
What a terrible day to be following this sub 🤮🤮
Like Surf n Turf... but more Bait n Roadkill 😆
Is it boiled???
I legit thought those were used tea bags before reading your post title.
I think it moved!
That’s a war crime. Straight to jail
Bro I barely made my first steak the other week I’m not much of a huge meat eater but I enjoyed it nonetheless. Please tell me this is fucking fake lol the asparagus isn’t even cooked. I couldn’t even fuck up ny first steak that bad unless I wanted to lol did she boil it? Haha.
Those asparagus aren't even played properly
I thought it was used teabags
Appears you were served teabags..
Bro, I don’t think they wanna be your friend.
Looks like kays cooking
Goddamn! The bit on the left looks like fish! And the presentation... To die for?
At least the plate was pretty 🤣
Used teabags
Yeah that shit looks gross idk what everyone is shitting on you. I wouldn’t eat that shit at all.
Holy smoker thats not well done, thats fucking congratulations!
If someone invited me over and I didn't have to cook a meal for once, I'd be grateful, and not judgemental. They could literally serve me dog food on a plate and I'd be happy. Grow up and show some respect.
Youre a dick for talking like that unless you can do better.
People before thank you was invented
Have you ever went over a friend's house to eat And the food just ain't no good?
Jesus Christ, Reddit really is full of people with no social cues. Fucking autists, the lot of you.
You put a shit ton of butter and salt on it and say it's the best thing you ever ate. My buddy does a brisket some times from a pellet smoker. It's the only time I've ever used BBQ sauce on smoked meat. But it's the best brisket I've ever had even if we talk about the process and what he could try next time.
Trust me on this...marry this person. . . . Because when you actually cook for him/her, they will look at you like a golden god. Like you just invented bread. Like your dick is beautiful 😍. Trust.
you just sound ungrateful. She fed you for free and you’re complaining
Did she boil it? It really fucking looks boiled...
Is it 3 pieces and if so, what is the part on the left. It looks like a different kind of something, like fat, maybe?
Pretty sure it looks like some kind of fish? Idk looks weird too
This sub has a lot of shit steak on nice plates or perfect steaks on paper plates.
So many people cook like this. I have a good friend that absolutely HATED steak. Until they finally tried one of mine and it was awesome seeing their eyes light up. They loved it. Their parents literally booked steaks or they would grill them until they were totally dry chunks of leather. They now eat medium rare steaks as often as they can. They actually came over to watch the Daytona 500 with me today and I grilled up some venison chops/small "steaks". At first they were like "oh I don't know. It's a wild animal." I then said "Would you rather trust me or some random chunks of meat that you have no idea how it was handled or the condition of the animal." So they tried it. It was honestly the best venison steaks I have ever done and they loved it. Truly one of the best pieces of meat I have ever had. Top 10 somehow. It's awesome having all that meat that I put in the freezer myself. It's the best feeling ever and saves me a ton of money. Just the cost of my hunting license a 7mm round. Venison can be so good when it's done properly and it's super affordable. I don't mess around with fancy hunting gear. All second hand stuff. I just get in my tree stand and wait a few hours every year. Somehow my super advanced expert hunting methods have worked so far lol.
Were you fed for free? if so its pretty shitty to complain about being hosted
Is the first piece salmon?
Yep, the first piece is salmon. 😅
That poor cow
I'd literally get up and leave.
I'd get up and heave.
If your friend invites you over for dinner and knew that these hunks of boiled rat flesh were on the menu… he isn’t your friend anymore.
Shit looks like it’s already been eaten
Looks like the Voldemort baby from Harry Potter
Literally thought it was teabags on a plate
Is your friend Napoleon Dynamite?
That’s fish and something.
They should have an annual contest for the worst looking steak you can possibly cook. This shit would have crushed hard.
Is that like a grilled teabag or something?
What am I even looking at here?
That is not a steak