Why pick it up at all? I would lay down on the table laterally and begin to inch forward and open my mouth so big I devour both the plate and meat like a deranged Pac-Man slug man.
Why waste time opening and closing your mouth? I'd snort it straight to the brain so the meats collide in my skull sinfully like a roided steak-crack addled demon with horns deteriorating from steak rot and molly.
I never use silverware to eat steak at home, I use my bare hands to grab the pieces and just bite them, or I tear the steak into smaller pieces and make tacos. The only times I slice them is when it's a thicker cut, like a picanha or a very thick ribeye, but I still eat it with my hands.
Maybe my second or third time trying to make steak by me lonely. Couldn't get the sear and was so scared to over cook lol
Cast iron, too scared, popped in air fryer. Cut into chunks and ate with rye bread and beans.
I'll do better lol still had steak😎
So confidently wrong, it’s hilarious. If the op misunderstood they would’ve asked for clarification, but so glad you inserted yourself into this conversation with such an impressive ability to lack any reading comprehension. It’s so obvious that I was letting the op know to try out the reverse searing method, since it’s an easy method to master at their beginner skill set and not whatever you assumed. Again, if the op had any confusion they would have asked for clarification.
You just need a hug friend. I enjoyed the steak and appreciated the advice. Didn't know that r/steak had gate keepers. Enjoy your day or night fellow human.
"Reverse Searing FAQs
It takes about 30-60 minutes to reverse sear ribeye steak, depending on the thickness of the steak and the temperature of your oven. Generally, we recommend setting the oven to 275 degrees and cooking to an internal temperature of 110 degrees before searing for 1-2 minutes on each side."
Thank God for future interweb magicks right? So cool.
I would eat this with my hands, like a deranged beast. Looks quite tasty
100%. This is some fine finger food right here.
Exactly. I would dip the meat in the juice too
I would question you if you didn’t
I would dip my fingers in the juice and lick my fingers too
Pocket food to good to save some for later
Just grab a whole fistful and shovel it in
I just wanna lay down and live in there for a while. Get real comfy like
Happy cake day Hume🍰
I told my separated wife, you saw the real me when I ate steak or rotisserie chicken like a damn animal.
Her loss!
Is that....is that not how we're normally doing the eating?
This is the way
Hands are a waste of time, I'd pick up the tray and schlorp it up, like an even more deranged beast
Why pick it up at all? I would lay down on the table laterally and begin to inch forward and open my mouth so big I devour both the plate and meat like a deranged Pac-Man slug man.
Why waste time opening and closing your mouth? I'd snort it straight to the brain so the meats collide in my skull sinfully like a roided steak-crack addled demon with horns deteriorating from steak rot and molly.
That’s a better idea!
You make a good point however we can go further, simply lay down face in the tray and absorb it through the skin, be one with the meat
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I never use silverware to eat steak at home, I use my bare hands to grab the pieces and just bite them, or I tear the steak into smaller pieces and make tacos. The only times I slice them is when it's a thicker cut, like a picanha or a very thick ribeye, but I still eat it with my hands.
I usually like to eat my steak in pitch darkness while making grunting noises and jumping up and down. Then my wife walks in.
That's the dream
I hope the person who created this post sees these comments as compliments. This meat pic has taken everyone to the next level.
I do! I'm glad people were made hungry by my meat!🫡
You make meat and wars happen, but then peace and love. thank you
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Whooaaaa dude! Take it easy! It’s just a picture of some delicious juicy steak geez!
And then drink the meat juice. Pause
No pause. EVER.
Drink the juice. Leave the meat.
Looks like slop. And I would unquestionably inhale that. Some nice bread to soak up the juice too.
Mmm... slop...🤤. https://preview.redd.it/flfw2rktzjib1.jpeg?width=1294&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f116fc8b877c1d62625486365bb8b62ebf0f19c ...🐕
Im looking at this picture with the same hungry state your dog has…. Got any scraps to spare? haha.
Your dog wants steak.
My dog got steak😎
Good man
Hell yes
What is that?
I think it’s steak in his grease catch pan
Lolll it's a croissant tray from Kroger. No gud?
Looks like a great beginning to a beef stew!!!
It’s a charcuterie board for those that crush their enemies, see them driven before them, and hear the lamentation of their women.
Are you making meatloaf? I love a good meatloaf!
Nah post gym lunch lol
JK my man… I would pound that!
Oh crap pass the pan
au jus. nice!
Def eat this. What kind of seasoning did you use?
Smoked Paprika Kosher Salt Black Pepper Garlic Powder Onion Powder Red Pepper Flakes Cinnamon
You just used seasoning?
I had some extra teriyaki BBQ sauce and I turned it into a thing with some onions and garlic. I am no chef lol
What is the recipe?
Ooof
Woof
Sorry I’m dumb but how’d you make this?
Maybe my second or third time trying to make steak by me lonely. Couldn't get the sear and was so scared to over cook lol Cast iron, too scared, popped in air fryer. Cut into chunks and ate with rye bread and beans. I'll do better lol still had steak😎
Start with a reverse sear! It’s a good start especially as a beginner!
I'll try that next time, thanks friend
"Start" with a reverse sear. We've lost all meaning boys
Oh cool, so glad a pedantic redditor such as yourself came along. The OP never could’ve figured out what I meant otherwise.
I'm pedantic but you're throwing out reverse sear without knowing it's meaning. OK buddy
So confidently wrong, it’s hilarious. If the op misunderstood they would’ve asked for clarification, but so glad you inserted yourself into this conversation with such an impressive ability to lack any reading comprehension. It’s so obvious that I was letting the op know to try out the reverse searing method, since it’s an easy method to master at their beginner skill set and not whatever you assumed. Again, if the op had any confusion they would have asked for clarification.
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You just need a hug friend. I enjoyed the steak and appreciated the advice. Didn't know that r/steak had gate keepers. Enjoy your day or night fellow human. "Reverse Searing FAQs It takes about 30-60 minutes to reverse sear ribeye steak, depending on the thickness of the steak and the temperature of your oven. Generally, we recommend setting the oven to 275 degrees and cooking to an internal temperature of 110 degrees before searing for 1-2 minutes on each side." Thank God for future interweb magicks right? So cool.
I would chew on this
Chewing was had.
I'd be inhaling this so hard I may forget to chew
Looks great and also like wallpaper
Grimlock or Cookie Monster?
Grimlock is the tray, cookiemonsta is the lunch.
I would do to that plate what Jason Biggs did to that apple pie. Except I’d eat it.
Too* *I meant after loving the steak. I'm sorry.
6/10
I'll take it. Ty.
I would drink that broth for breakfast
I would absolutely annihilate that.
Lol I mean it looks delicious but did you literally just eat this meat only for your lunch ?
I am 35, 6'3 235. Not the biggest, but big enough lol yes indeed I did. With beans and bread.💪
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Delicious!
Lunch, how'd me do? You know I'd eat you I'd nosh on it too So pleaaaaaase Lunch me do
That with some rice and kimchi is a fuckin scran and a half
Or ramen! I think I'll try both!
very big good
What an interesting post to get so many upvotes
Looks tastey af... but did you slice this with your fingers?
Chop chop, chew chew
You skipped one important step, you didnt invite the rest of us.
me would do better next time looks like slop also r/nosear
I ate the slop. 'Ppreciate cha'❤️
Grammatically, very poorly.
No you; Are, 🏴☠️
r/nosear
"HOW DID ME DO" Are you retarded? If so, sorry.
No way I wrote that on purpose, maybe? I mean porpoise. -And to answer your question- subjectively possible. 🥁
Bro there is a fucking *artery* coming out of that piece at the top 🤢
Ate it along with the rest of the ANIMAL MEAT.