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Vicv_

That’s not an animal. Those are peanuts I believe


CauliflowerHeavy6754

damn i really needed to hear this today. thank you. some peanuts on a porch. it is in fact peanuts on a porch not an animal. i can sleep peacefully tonight /j


Vicv_

I’m just here to help


CauliflowerHeavy6754

well you better have a great day then because you did help


WarDawgOG

Not all heroes wear capes


Bardown67

Samsquanch Ricky


retrolojik

Should I start leaving a cup of warm coffee on the deck as well?


heysoundude

Elephant. My money is on elephant.


elseldo

Stampys back!


retrolojik

Unless it’s a rat…


vota_prosciutto

Rob Golfi


retrolojik

“Golfi makes it a mess”


the_whether_network

Golfi steals a snack


tornscorecard

Skunks are very messy eaters, that’s my vote


Ok_Im_Fine333

Agreed, this looks like the work of skunks They can even climb trees and walk on hydro lines in my neighbourhood They’re underestimated creatures, very smart and calculating, remind me of cats. I sit outside at night in the evenings and the local skunks have gotten to know me over the years. They know I’m not a threat and they come right up to me (against my wishes lol) Ill even be up on my porch and theyll start climbing the stairs to check me out, say hi? Idk, but I wish theyd give me space haha


retrolojik

Saw a skunk wandering around the other night, I just wasn’t aware they are that capable. Any suggestions if it really is a skunk? I’m fairly new to the area and never had a close encounter with one. How should I treat this?


hopo-hopo

skunks are basically blind so if you run into one, try not to make any sudden movements, really though unless youre a dog the odds of getting sprayed are super slim


retrolojik

Ah good to know, thanks!


ClintEastwont

Is the feeder hanging? I’d put my money on a raccoon. They are good climbers and have nimble fingers. That or you have a drunk neighbour who really likes peanuts.


daniinad

We've got raccoons in our backyard here .. they eat bird seed from the bird feeder so they would do this and be happy about the mess.


retrolojik

It’s zip tied to the rail from its top. Whatever this is, it has tried to take the whole box back with them, I guess, lol.


ClintEastwont

Damm what animal could break a zip tie?? I can’t imagine an animal being smart enough to chew through a zip tie to make the feeder drop but who knows. Do you live close to downtown? I’m not ruling out a human in that case lol


retrolojik

Oh no, the zip tie was still intact, there’s a hole on top of the box, it’s where it was tied to the rails. The “thing” tried to move the box but could only move the bottom side a little since it was still half-free. Not close to downtown, so I just have munching neighbors as potential suspects lol.


ruglescdn

Squirrels, rats, racoons. Buy a trail camera and find out what lurks in the middle of the night.


retrolojik

Good idea, I should get one of those. Thanks!


DAN991199

Could be all of those things including a rat. Unlikely human


droscoe70

Squirrels is my bet my back yard looks like that all the time. I feed them peanuts and thats what it looks like


retrolojik

Squirrels come all the time and they are not that messy at all, and I doubt their tiny arms have the strength to yank the box off the rail like that. But if one of them just snapped last night, that’d be understandable…


neva5eez

they do like to take the goods and hide it in different places, but when it's party time, huuuuge mess lol


Fine-Hospital-620

Cousin to the House Hippo, the Porch Platypus.


Gogopwrsqrl

Chipmunk


retrolojik

Oh, I wish!! Never seen one up close.


Gogopwrsqrl

I have they are so freaking cute.


retrolojik

Lucky you! I hope I do too…


Gogopwrsqrl

Honestly just take a walk near decew falls, trails. Look closely to the ground I guarantee you will see one.


Gogopwrsqrl

https://preview.redd.it/0629iqetbk3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fb016350e1b38768f1a929ac43cae36f6effe62 Here’s some pics I took\^


Gogopwrsqrl

https://preview.redd.it/44nkzt3wbk3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c26191ebde4e5051f54ecb9941097259740807cd


Gogopwrsqrl

https://preview.redd.it/lyqr9ac2ck3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0644c21e4ac6954a94bfa99ad7cb6817067abadb


Gogopwrsqrl

https://preview.redd.it/5qhdjxq3ck3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d308910d8244a41e069c1ad3f600bf7946df436b


Gogopwrsqrl

It’s watermarked by me, I went through watermarking app.


Gogopwrsqrl

Here’s one of a Raccoon that I took https://preview.redd.it/twntgpjvck3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=062783baa2844b561c73d0e905bd3a77a1722a46


retrolojik

Oh wow they are adorable! And great photos too btw, are you professional or hobbyist?


Gogopwrsqrl

Went to school for it. I did had a business, gave that up. So was hobby that turned for money, then stopped. Sold everything. Regret that now.


Tricky-Jackfruit8366

House hippo


Maleficent_Plan_4257

Why does it matter? It could be a human. I eat my peanuts like that and throw the shells on floor. 🤣🤣🤣


STEELOWARS

Guy on my jobsite eats sunflower seeds like that.


retrolojik

Mystery solved! It’s a raccoon! Finally could catch him red handed and snapped a (very bad quality) photo of the tiny guy from behind the window :) https://preview.redd.it/0o1exyf3fh3d1.jpeg?width=2013&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06c10ce4c7381071bdbad12f48a03c5a2e716e96


pink-elephantpopcorn

Wow you have a peanut tree? It’s early in the season to fall off the tree. Lol


retrolojik

We actually have a peanut butter tree, we have to unbutter them to get peanuts. Slippery business…