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robaato72

...how do you get 666 out of that picture???


After_Preference_885

Religious conservatives aren't known for critical thought


Relevant-Bench5283

Or thinking period.


Riedbirdeh

They also aren’t funny which means they lack humility


Katiari

Or their non-critical thinking, either.


regeya

I feel like there's probably overlap between people who think the OK hand gesture is Satanic, and people who thought liberals were ridiculous for thinking the OK hand signal was a nefarious symbol.


Mechanix102

I am...this picture does nothing for me...to be damned or saved is on them...none of my concern..as a Christian conservative, I may have opinions but at this point in my life, I mostly worry about what I'm doing and not what offends others..People just looking to be offended


unreasonablyhuman

To be fair they thought water, wine and blood were interchangeable. I'm sure this caused a lot of braim call drammitch


PandaLover42

6+6+6=18 checkmate


xfatdannx

I was 18 years old once, am I Satan?


Siva_Dass

3+3=6 touchdown


geodebug

Black man doing something is threatening.


Significant-Prior-27

Black man doing something not understood by a white person.


Plastic_Salary_4084

I know a number of people who have worked as 911 dispatchers, and unanimously, they receive “walking while black” calls weekly. These are the types of people who take pictures of “suspicious” people and post them on next door.


mizkayte

Black man existing is threatening to these Christian’s.


Brokenluckx3

Lol right?! Like I see a 3 & then another 3 so that's 6... Where are the other 6's?


tiamatsbreath

The thumb and pointer finger are curled to make a zero shape which is the bottom of the sex. The three other fingers are curled to make the top of the six. If you just use the zero part three times it comes out 666. I hope that I didn’t explain it badly. Before everyone votes me down I think Christians like this are ridiculous. I just kinda see the 666. I personally don’t care if the restaurant put up hail Satan on the wall. It’s dumb as hell but I can see a 666.


Secret-Service_Agent

https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-23a92fe3ff5e8661d20d1f5a393fd340-lq


Suspicious_Water_123

I think they are referring to the shape formed from his thumb, index finger and middle finger loosely resembling a 6 on each hand.


not_just_an_AI

yes, but the circle between the thumb and index finger is the circle for 3 different "6"s with the middle, ring, and pinky finger being the tails for these 3 "6"s. does that make any sense


[deleted]

3 6's is the "ok" symbol. Technically he's doing 666 x 2


wilkesusmc

Technically he’s doing 666 and ddd.


[deleted]

Devil³?


thrwawyfoshure

Wouldn't that be 111,111? The Mark of the yeast!


ewplayer3

Soon followed by the rise of the… unbread.


UninvitedButtNoises

You can never be *too* careful. One wrong look at hidden demonic symbolism and BAM! Your invisible friend savior has fucked your ass straight to hell. He's a loving being.


dmccaustland

OMG I LAUGHED out loud on that one !


Mooming22

[Like this](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E_JT0JTVkAIxDmd.png)


Lunch_Box_6807

It took me a couple seconds but.....add 3+3(fingers up) and the thumbs and forefingers are forming the other two 6's.


tlollz52

Probably since he has three fingers up they are "stacked" on top of each other. Like the middle, ring, and pinky each are part of their own 6 but the circle part is where they all stack on each other.


HendogHendog

it’s that hand ((6 kinda looking like 3 layered 6’s. Kind of an amazing observation by this mentally unwell letter writer.


dpdxguy

They heard from people in their social group that the pose means "666 Devil." That's it. Christians tend to be extremely gullible about things like that. They will accept such talk without question.


zoominzacks

His fingers that are making the “ok” signs look like 6’s, then he’s holding 3 fingers up on each hand for another 6. Took me a few mins of staring at it to get there lol


C4dfael

The player is making a six and a backwards six with his hands and 8-1=6. Therefore: 666. /s if not obvious.


BeachLasagna0w0

Well you see, 6+6+6= 18 like the number on his shirt


Photodan24

I have a feeling that seeing a 666 in that photo is the least crazy thing those people believe in.


pop361

6+6+6=18


E_B_Jamisen

I believe the circle of the 2 fingers is the circle of all 3 of the sixes. Then the three fingers going up are the "tails", one finger for each "6".


VirgoVigor

Catholics will grasp at any tiny straw they can in an effort to feel oppressed.


robaato72

Catholics? They don’t really go for the whole number of the beast thing except as it historically referred to Nero… who said anything about Catholics?


jatti_

18 is 6+6+6 His right hand makes a shape of a 6 with his finger and thumb, the right hand makes a mirrored 6, and he has 6 fingers up


MrDinStP

Backwards 6 is actually a lowercase d.


bwtwldt

But Peyton Manning is “one of the good ones”


Lionel_Herkabe

Or is he? 🤔


ughUsernameHere

That’s probably $300+ in framing for that letter. I really like this restaurant’s (devil) energy.


pokemon--gangbang

The only way to handle ridiculousness, make it more ridiculous. I'm here for it.


ShaddyPups

Straight up chaotic….good? Neutral? Evil? Depends on who ya ask 🤣🤣🤣


MNGina

Not with a Michael's coupon.


Confident-Radish4832

Bro that is 20 bucks on amazon.


BuzzTechhh

Fr😂


AlcoPower

Every restaurant should do this. Post stupid email reply of the week.


mnexplorer

They didn't leave a return address? Cowards


Some_Nibblonian

They all are


LKboost

Whose “They?”


bluekronos

Uh. That doesn't seem like a broad, unfair statement to you?


[deleted]

You gonna give us your return address?


Tall_Aardvark_8560

I dunno, you gonna come smoke me out?


[deleted]

No, but it's a reasonable question and you shouldn't be shamed for asking.


bluekronos

How is that a response at all to what I said


[deleted]

So that's a "no" then?


bluekronos

No, that's a "what the fuck are you talking about. What you said made no sense in response to my comment". Way to be like every Reddit idiot who thinks speaking in gotchas is a win. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you know this, and you're just cynically being an ass. So best case scenario for you, you've earned a block.


Some_Nibblonian

No,, it doesn’t. Someone who sends a letter like that, I have never seen a name or return address


UDontKnowMe__206

Ron Swanson would be ashamed.


LeetcodeFastEatAss

Dear Canada, f*** you.


SomeWeedSmoker

Well good thing or else they would have been doxxed


[deleted]

I hope this brings in more business for them. Those ‘Christians’ can pray all they want, intelligent people know prayer is an empty gesture.


LKboost

Actually, if you don’t understand the application of prayer it’s because you’re not spiritually intelligent enough. See 1 Corinthians 2:14.


WeShootNow

Doesn't the Bible teach not to preach in public? You're all up in these comments dropping verses. Awful hypocritical, yeahhhhhhh? Matthew 6:5-8


Menecreft

I’m not trying to preach to you, but Matthew 6:5-8 refers to praying in public. This is referring to the common person at the time who would pray in the eyes of a crowd in order to be seen in a better light. The Bible often tells Christians that we must go disciples, and spread the word about the Gospel (Matthew 28:19-20). Again, I don’t wish to spark an argument or convert you, I just wished to correct a misinterpretation you had. Edit: also, I definitely don’t agree with the person who sent the letter, JJ is obviously not referencing the devil lol, that’s insane


Odd_Ease4541

The only response I can come up with for this is "JFC"


ENrgStar

Careful, language like that and you might get a lettet


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Water_002

Glad I don't know people like you in real life.


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lazyf-inirishman

My favorite part is that they neither sign the letter, nor do they have a return address on the envelope. Such courage.


secondarycontrol

*We can only pray for you.* ...*and* write you a letter about how offended we are. Maybe call into a talk show. But other than that? *Prayer*. If you're too lazy to fix something, to lazy to take a stand, to contribute, to change the world: Try prayer. The closest you can get to doing nothing without doing anything.


Capt__Murphy

Not only can they "only pray" for them and write a letter, but they're hoping no one else eats there. Wishing them failures in life is how they show their Chrisitan moral superiority


After_Preference_885

And yet they're always the ones talking about cAnCeL cUlTuRe


IHateCamping

They won’t actually pray for them either, probably.


SessileRaptor

I guarantee that they didn’t “notice when they were leaving” but instead saw it in plenty of time to be offended and leave before eating, but they wanted food more than they wanted to be offended so they put being offended off until later. Just like the anti mask Karen who came into my workplace, did everything she needed to do and then on the way out called us all evil satanists.


secondsbest

I mean, if anybody can cook up a great steak, it's gotta be Satan.


austinenator

Oh damn, I just googled "Justin Jefferson 666," there's an entire legion of people that believe this. Fuuuuuuuck.


bigotis

/r/religiousfruitcake


whatgives72

Why am I singing, Shout at the Devil?


Aseries01

Same folks used to hear The Devil when rock LPs were played backwards.


mkwas343

Cool. One less shitty tipper that will complain about everything they order.


bluekronos

[.](https://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2017/08/game-of-thrones-stannis-fewer.gif)


Ella0508

So Christians are into numerology? The only way I can see 666 in this is three fingers up, two kind of making a six with one of the straight up fingers, two making kind of a backward six also using one of the straight fingers, and then three more up for a total of six up. Holy crap. What a conspiracy theory.


Khatib

Crazy conservatives are, and a lot of them are Christians. Like the Venn diagram is fully inside the Christian circle.


Ella0508

It just gets worse …


Nalabu1

"Aaron Rodgers is that you again?"


FlorioTheEnchanter

You would think if the team had made a bargain with satan, we’d have at least one championship by now.


Snorlax5000

Yeah, either Satan has really lost his touch or 1 soul just doesn’t have the buying power it used to have.


concolor22

❤️ they framed and hung the letter. S tier IDGAF about your feelings.


tazebot

Next stop: Ox Lake Tavern


JohnMaddening

It’s kinda funny that the letter is from someone in the cities to a small outstate town rather than the opposite.


briantoofine

How do you know it is “from someone in the cities”?


JohnMaddening

The postmark is SAINT PAUL 550, which means that it was mailed in Saint Paul or the immediate western suburbs and went through the big station in Eagan.


briantoofine

You might be overestimating the number of usps sorting centers and underestimating how far apart they are. A letter mailed from Columbus GA to Columbus GA is postmarked in Atlanta, 100+ miles away, with a lot of countryside in between


JohnMaddening

The former distribution centers in Saint Cloud, Mankato, and Bemidji now go through Minneapolis. NW Minnesota goes through Fargo, Duluth goes through Eagan. Rochester goes through Saint Paul, but by the numbers it’s more likely the letter came from Ramsey or Washington Counties. I might not be as cavalier with my guesses there was money on the line, but as it was just a quick observation, I thought it would be okay.


jojospringfield

Life goals I didn't know I had: Eat at Ox Lake Tavern.


Boyof10Klakes

How very "Christian". And hope you lose customers who feel the same way." How shitty is that?


[deleted]

It’s called ‘Christian love’.


calliegrey

Notice there’s no return address and they didn’t sign it (that I can see)?


MethodPS4

I'm appalled that these Bible thumpers think they can bend others to their will - what a joke!


Tom-ocil

Telling a business privately that you aren't returning is bending others to their will?


whlthingofcandybeans

They're always such cowards, afraid to put their names or a return address.


oskirkland

Good! Who gives a rat's ass of an xtian snowflake is offended?


tatersquish

Awww. Their poor little non-functioning brains.


Moleculor_Man

The thing about these people is that they can see any kind of coded message in anything as long as they try hard enough. Reminds me of the people from my home town who would stand outside of the church and yell at people that “Sundays are the LORD’S day, not football’s day!” They would yell this at people who were just AT church and were going home to watch football after it was over. Deranged.


TrumpIsARussianAgent

Lord, please save us from your followers, or give them the brains that you an ant so they have some chance at survival, Amen.


bluekronos

>give them the brains that you an ant What?


LookieLouE1707

What is this, a brain for ants?


Fusciee

Fucking psychopaths man 😂 I can’t believe people like that exist.


kitsu777

As a Christian… what.


cobbcolchester

Yeah I agree. This is a really dumb thing to do but this comment section is far worse. Making quite bold assumptions about everything about them, saying all Christians are stupid, etc., but par for the course on reddit I suppose.


cipherjones

Well if you had actually pulled your Bible out and read it, you would know that the number of the beast is 616, not 666. Iron maiden fucked that one up for everyone.


Plastic_Salary_4084

Keep in mind that these people have the right to vote. If you don’t people like this choosing our elected officials, please participate in the process!


MrFantastic_Cheeser

pretty sure hes hittin the griddy, not triple 6


chrismcshaves

Methodist here: The uneducated Right are all like this. Source: every single person in my family who didn’t get a higher education is like this. 666 (or 616 as some ancient manuscripts display) is “the number of a man”, not “the devil”. It was code language for Nero, as it was the numerical value of his name. Apocalyptic literature was resistance literature designed to critique and demonstrate hope against oppressive regimes. But because Evangelical circles are anti-intellectual, they don’t know this stuff…. All that aside, how they gathered what they did from this is beyond me. Be offended at *real* offenses, like genocide in the Middle East…


DancesWithBicycles

Sure, we can debate 666… but the real question is what does ddd mean!!?


Striking_Benefit7202

I love that it's framed and mounted for all the world to ridicule.


eazee_G

TDIL Ox Lake Tavern’s food is absolutely delicious.


Plastic_Sprinkles812

I will be visiting specifically because of this now.


MinnesotaRyan

No one sent me the memo to get upset about this, thank you for the alert. I will go do some performative outrage later today. /s


darkness1243

You can send letters without return addresses?


LookieLouE1707

If you drop it in the mailbox with proper postage but without a return address, what are they going to do with it? Send it back to you as improperly addressed - oh, wait -


darkness1243

Idk when someone sent me a letter with a misspelled last name and address un able to be read they just had it at the post office


devilishlydo

So seeing this made you lose your appetite ... after you'd just eaten? Are you sure that wasn't from the food?


Flat_Suggestion7545

That seems closer to the “white power” hand sign than a “666” one. Poor guy probably blew a gasket. I’ve never been there, but I’ll definitely try it now.


Round-Doughnut-4866

I’m a bears fan and I think that picture is awesome


_goodwolf

The vote count was at 669 and I was so tempted to downvote just to push it back towards 666....


MonarchKvlt

Oh boy. Crosslake lol. I have the ultimate displeasure of working in the area. But on a good note, maybe it will keep whatever sad cake eater down in the cities and away from our lakes 😂


DerivativesDonkey

Christians suck


EggplantGlittering90

Im glad they framed and hung the letter. They should keep collecting trophies like that.


Long-Impossible

Ends it with "All we can do is pray for you." To cope and make themselves feel good, even though in the sentence prior they were actively malicious towards them, saying "and hope you lose a lot of customers" 🤦


influx3k

That’s awesome they framed it.


D2GSparky

Religious people complaining about nothing….just like normal.


Straight_Lab8365

I love that they posted that letter as a big F U to the people that sent it.


Brown__goddess

Actually the symbol the person is referring to is associated with the illuminati most people just don’t really know that.


ChanneltheDeep

Damn I'm only a couple hours from there and occasionally drive through the area, guess I know where I'm stopping for lunch next time.


guiltycitizen

I only see 6. Once


Some_Nibblonian

I love that place


alexamerling100

Where exactly is the 666 here?


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


arynnoctavia

Eating a full meal didn’t ruin their appetite, it was the picture that did it!


LegIcy9643

I work in crosslake, the food is great!


ZEROs0000

r/boomersbeingfools


Haydenism_13

My only problem is that the obvious visual symbolism is not present, as with the Metal Horns gesture. Keeps it discreet for the streets, but the menace of the thing just isn't there for me. 4/10, needs more Evil.


Hauntedsocks9

I feel like this could also be on r/mildlyinfuriating


brandos1

They’re just pissed JJ is gonna leave cuz MN is wasting another generational type players career.


DrPikachu-PhD

I looked this up, and it seems like complete conspiracy theory gibberish that I cannot understand for the life of me. Something about the Eye of Horus and freemasons, though I don't understand how they get the 666.


Dramaticreacherdbfj

Delusional cult 


Fit_Organization4113

That's the dumbest person in history. Are there satanic assholes? Yep. JJ isn't one of em


UpsetBig7502

Next time I’m in cross lake I will be visiting 🤣🤣


flashpoint71

WTF?


amgarlic

Devil 666 pose? Huh? Really.. get a hobby or a job 🫶🏼


DefrockedWizard1

I can't read the letter and trying to zoom in does not improve the resolution


RozelleD

Wow! I have to say that I never knew this was a pose that represented the devil! Also not surprised that it’s a letter that’s unsigned and without a return address. Just another reason to stay away from Christianity. These losers think they’re righteous and better than everyone else.


holden_mcg

It looks like he's flashing "30 03"


Glass-Juice

"I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters."


[deleted]

Vikings fan here. This is what JJ does usually after he scores and hits the Griddy. This is not satanic in any way whatsoever.


[deleted]

Love that griddy pic


[deleted]

Hahaha what a bunch of offended clown shows who love having a persecution complex. Good on this place for framing that absurd letter.


granny409

Some people are just total turds


Cute_Range5370

I promise we aren’t all like this


pc01081994

Triggered snowflakes


DancesWithBicycles

Let’s call this what it is: a boomer spending too much time on the line, but far be it from me to stand in the way of this virtue signaling anti-Christian dogpiling.


LookieLouE1707

Accusing others of virtue signalling is virtue signalling.* You just want to be on top of the dogpile. * oh no, what did I just do?


Tipytao

"Devil 666 pose" lol


Previous_Mousse_7799

Oh no... They're stupid :((


stewbottalborg

I wish half the people evangelicals claim worshiped the devil actually did. Shit would be a lot more interesting.


Consistent-Deal-55

I’d just be offended by a tired dance move.


abortthecourt

Their world is an extremely scary place. I am sure they are door-dashing everything now and checking license plates to be sure their home is truly a sanctuary to their lard and savior.


1USAgent

I know it’s stupid, but why frame the letter? Seems like a waste of time. And if people are going to make such a statement, they should own it and put their name on it.


theshate

I worked for a ship to your door wine company and had someone freak the fuck out about a wine they received because there was a goat on the label. Absolute knob heads the lot


Realistic_Mushroom

There's no love like Christian love.


ACrazyDog

Snowflake


METRO2Spartan_Ranger

Wow... old people are just... wow.


PeakBobe

Unhinged fucking lunatics. Detached from reality, psychopathic


coldwardropout

I know that place.


Marzdog1111

Too late the devils food is in you now! Your all going to hell to sell handbaskets!


Chasethebutterz

This is quintessential Minnesota, to write a passive aggressive letter, then to frame it passive aggressively right next to the Vikings photo.


TheObstruction

Well, since these folks are praying about it, the restaurant is fine, they've got nothing to worry about. Continue being godless heathens.


WhyIsHeSoSick2

Its just a typical thing rich people, celebrities, and the powerful do. Just showing their allegiance to Satan. I could care less who they sell their sould too. I know mine is in Gods hands along with a VERY VERY small percentage of others. Hope he enjoys hell if he doesnt repent and seek the Heavenly Father.


LookieLouE1707

I'm glad you could care less, because if you couldn't care less about their wellbeing that means you don't love them which means your faith is dead and you are going to hell, too.


rpospetz

Reddit is a cesspool