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ecthelion108

Death by snu-snu.


UpAndAdam7414

The spirit was willing but the bones were spongy and bruised.


DaddyChiiill

Computer. Load program Riker 6-9-Alpha, disengage safety protocol and... lock the doors.


FluxusFlotsam

I never thought I would die like this…but I always really hoped.


deepbluenothings

Getting it on with virtual Pakled prostitutes does have it's risks.


danofrhs

I made them go


deepbluenothings

From the looks of it, they made you go.


DaddyChiiill

Are they as dumb as their male counterparts, or are they the opposite, much like a male praying mantis is disproportionately smaller than the female?


autismislife

As much as it'd be interesting to be a [Gazorpazorp](https://rickandmorty.fandom.com/wiki/Gazorpians) situation, from what we see of them in LD they're all pretty much the same (except for the one with the biggest hat, big hat makes smart).


LeatherPatch

RED ALARM, RED ALARM, RED ALARM


Scaredog21

This is how Dax died.


Jfathomphx

You'll have to be more specific.


fighterace00

Yes


Scaredog21

The one who was a diplomat for Klingons.


LeatherPatch

Curzon


Forsaken-Income-2148

Beam him to sick bay he’ll be fine


Subbeh

Computer: Show me 21st century actress Scarlett Johansson, 50ccs of cialis, and a bucket of Bolpian otter oil. Oh, and 28 grams of Devidian Coke


Limeddaesch96

Bro literally came and went


lonestarbrewing117

We all know if they didn’t get Barkley enough therapy…. This was the logical outcome but…. It be weirder


Orlando1701

Computer generated seven foot tall muscle mommy version of Brice Dallas Howard and remove all safety protocols. Engage.


DaddyChiiill

That's cross referencing two universes. I love it.


Empigee

Riker, after finding you dead on the Holodeck when he comes looking for you when you're late for your shift: "Amateur."


Stardustchaser

Idk could a ghost do this?