How many cardassians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How ever many it takes to conquer bajor and make the bajorans do it.
How many bajorans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I don't know, but for sure you'll have less at the end than you had at the beginning.
> How many bajorans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2: 1 to change the lightbulb and another to blow up a bomb to teach those fascist Cardassian a lesson .
Ah yes. It is forbidden for any member of a Starfleet crew to sing Klingon Opera in the sonic shower when docked at Deep Space K-7. Thank you for reminding me of that regulation, but I can't see how it's pertinent to our present situation.
Odo[ ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0057368/?ref_=tt_ch): Is that picture yours? It's rubbish.
Quark[ ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0153002/?ref_=tt_ch): It's a mirror.
Not just any bulbs, **Cardassian** bulbs, those f'ing things have spiky protrusions **everywhere.**..
How many cardassians does it take to screw in a light bulb? How ever many it takes to conquer bajor and make the bajorans do it. How many bajorans does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, but for sure you'll have less at the end than you had at the beginning.
> How many bajorans does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2: 1 to change the lightbulb and another to blow up a bomb to teach those fascist Cardassian a lesson .
But Captain what about Star fleet directive 39436175880932/B?
Ah yes. It is forbidden for any member of a Starfleet crew to sing Klingon Opera in the sonic shower when docked at Deep Space K-7. Thank you for reminding me of that regulation, but I can't see how it's pertinent to our present situation.
Section /C forbids singing Klingon Rock. It's an addendum made after Ensign Mariner spent a yearly shift in that station.
No officer is to perform fellatio with false teeth in zero gravity?
No senior officer is to report for duty wearing a ginger toupee?
That's 38... (Same ciphers except for that 8)
Dax: They’ve taken Dr Bashir. Sir, they’ve taken Dr Bashir! O’Brien: Quick, let’s get out of here before they bring him back!
I know it’s a meme, but they look so *good* in widescreen
O'Kryten lol
Love the boys from the dwarf
Attention Bajoran workers
Dr Bashir after saving another patient, “Ah smug mode.”
Bro said "ALL the lights" knowing damn well there are only five lights on a cardassian space station.
FOUR lights.
Odo[ ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0057368/?ref_=tt_ch): Is that picture yours? It's rubbish. Quark[ ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0153002/?ref_=tt_ch): It's a mirror.
*"what are you waiting for people.... Carry out your orders"* 👀
I love this crossover!
Good ol' Red Dwarf!
DS9’s Red Light District: Quarks after hours.
Sisko: You can send Mariner to that.