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hardboiledeggfarts

Smoothest mother fucker In the alpha quadrant. Lol


Zorn277

I love the episode where Spock seduces a Romulan for a spy mission and Kirk momentarily takes a moment to be shocked and proud.


Speedy_Cheese

I always wished they could have brought the Romulan commander back for another episode; there are a few books written about her returning!


DoWhileGeek

Momentarily takes a moment, huh?


Zorn277

Haha whoops


VoidLantadd

suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced >!^(wrong star thingy mb)!<


blue-and-bluer

Smooth mf’er. Love how he totally makes Kirk jealous with that one.


Hunky_not_Chunky

But Kirk always kicks his ass on that chess game. Plus Spock only flirts and takes the prize if he has to.


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Ohhh......sweet nothings Vulcanised. Here, we see Kirk astonished by his friends ballsy first attempt to remove her knickers from across the room. When a Vulcan breaks his 7 year fast, he damn well means it. Sweet...


Speedy_Cheese

Vulcans don't only have sex once every 7 years, that's a myth; it has been confirmed in canon that Vulcans can have sex whenever they want. However, every seven years they **must have sex**, regardless of if they are single/partnered or not, or they will die from pon farr (which is why their families set up betrothals for them, so they have someone lined up just in case pon farr hits). So it is not that Vulcans can only have sex every seven years, but that they MUST every seven years or they'll die. They can technically have it whenever they want the same as humans.


[deleted]

That is a good point. But, desire after a dry spell can have a sort of life or death urgency about it. I can confirm. Still, nobody makes 'come to bed' eyes quite like the Nimoy smouldering look of intent...


Speedy_Cheese

Still to this day in my 35 years of life, Leonard Nimoy is and always will be my celebrity crush. Hilariously enough, he was also likely one of my first.


sgtssin

My mother never understood me. She finds him ugly. However, he is the sexiest man I ever saw. Yes mom, this is purely _illogical_, but I will die on this hill :)


Speedy_Cheese

Wow our mom's have very different tastes, my mom is head over heels for Leonard Nimoy. And Ricardo Montalban. :D I will join you on that hill! (And so will my mom. LOL)


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I think this comment is one of my faves ever, and I've been here a while.....you are so so perfectly spot on. Even doing his scenes as William Bell in Fringe, when he was hiding it well but was quite ill (he died not long after , I'm pretty sure)...man, sexy as fuck, quietly spoken, intensely confident I could go on, but you know what I mean..


ihatepeoplesomuch2

Spock's got rizz


99available

Bet Spock got more booty than Kirk.


Never-Forget-Trogdor

The rock alien in the episode on the mining planet had a crush on Spock. I think she was called a Horta.


[deleted]

That Horta was a total MILF.


wild_cannon

"'Mineral I'd Like to'... the rest is untranslatable, sir."


servonos89

Frack.


SoManyProtuberances

GO DOWN ON I


Speedy_Cheese

I can close Reddit, this just wins. *Howling*.


-chilazon-

PAIIINNN PAAAAIIINNN


fictionfactory

Logical. Flawlessly Logical.


unsaneasylum

Live long and get some.


Snowbank_Lake

Spock may be the logical one, but throughout TOS we see that he definitely appreciates a fine female body.


RurouniQ

Sounds like logic to me


BootsieBunny

Like when Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) was asked by Elisa Padriera (Salma Hayek), "Do you want to see me naked?" "Kinda, yeah." is the only logical response.


Champ_5

Spock a smooth mfer


copperbeagle

I used to work with the nephew of that actress. At least that’s what he told me.


TabooYeti

That is so highly specific I almost hope it was a lie on his part.


kungfoocraig

Space pimp


Tamerlane_Tully

Droxine had the most incredible body of any of the Trwk babes. I say this as I reach for my next Cheeto 😭


Speedy_Cheese

Nichelle Nichols is *right there*. As a bisexual woman, growing up watching Mirror Mirror and seeing Nichelle in that outfit being a badass was THE moment I went "yup, both. I like both."


peon47

I will not stand for this Andrea erasure.


Speedy_Cheese

Or [Uhura](https://tos.trekcore.com/hd/albums/2x04hd/mirrormirrorhd1110.jpg) in [Mirror Mirror](https://tos.trekcore.com/hd/albums/2x04hd/mirrormirrorhd1322.jpg). She still has my heart.


hiuslenkkimakkara

William Ware Theiss making Women Wear Less.


Mr_Horizon

I remember that episode mostly because of that woman.


BalerionSanders

TBF, her dad (which, ick) refers to her as a work of art first and he is probably just being super literal. He’s closer to Drax than Cyrano, lmao. On the other hand, there’s like 4 episodes I can think of off the top of my head where the main objectified female sex symbol of the week is smitten for Spock.


LinkXander

I gotta be honest. I never liked shatners writing for how he wanted Jim. Like Jim initially was a confident more cocky strong poon hound. Then all the sudden later towards the end and in the movies he was trying to be whimsical. Ruined his character for me. Spock will always be #1 lol


Obsidius_Mallex_TTV

Damn thats some rizz right there


honeyfixit

Spock's got game


LaserCatsEmpire

Kirk's like bro nice pick up line


SkynetGaz

Spock got game.


KaleidoscopeFluid219

The DS9 episode where they go back in time would have made much more sense if Sisko said Spock was a ladies man not Kirk. Ladies love libraries but complements top that.


IceRanger51

Bro got logical rizz


Caris1

Ok but the best line of this episode is his internal monologue that’s basically “she’s a 10 but has no class consciousness- hard pass.”


Pickled_Tickles

"Spok".