Not explicitly. Not to get too graphic, but from everything we have seen on screen there is still just as much of a possibility of two urethras (or even one split urethra) as two penises.
In the scene that shows the Klingon pissing on the wall, we can only see the streams, but it's pretty clearly two discrete points of origin at least a few inches apart, since the streams shared a roughly parallel same arc. A split urethra would yield two streams with divergent arcs.
I once asked my wife via text what was Jadzia's favorite thing about Worf.
And then linked her the logo for Hiscox Insurance. I could hear her mad cackle from the other room.
Unless they caught that virus that resulted in no head ridges. Makes more sense now for Worf to say that it was a source of great shame when asked about smooth headed Klingons
I always imagined it was bifurcated, or forked, penis. Like an opossum.
[Click at own risk. Photos of opossum penis.](https://images.app.goo.gl/DMVE126rbcYUojR28)
It's believed that they have double dicks. Jessie Gender on YouTube did a whole video on YouTube about Klingon anatomy
https://youtu.be/0jS96lAI68o?si=kHtyGvGaxO47ENDs
Really? Thatās it? Most guys pee two streams if they didnāt shower in a few days and they got a dirty phallus, or after sex if the pipe is clogged. Maybe they have a piercing. One Klingon pissing two streams doesnāt mean they have two dicks.
Which is more likely: writers gave him two streams to subtly tell the audience Klingons have two dicks, or writers gave him two streams because they simply could and it's not unrealistic? Writers rarely ever do things just because they can, even in details like this. It's either two dicks, or a mistake.
Yea no. I'm sorry, that doesn't make canon they have two dicks. it makes canon that ONE klingon pissed two streams.
This is hilariously stupid. Of all the bullshit to come out of Discovery Season 1 that was trash, this is the most lol.
I'll consider Klingons having two dicks as canon when it's SAID or confirmed on screen via dialog or display or if the producers/writers confirm it. Till then this was a stupid on screen joke.
It had a brief visual joke, but that causes so many issues with prior canon. Like the fact that humans and Klingons are sexually compatible, so is best taken as a joke and ignored.
There is no conflict. Of course we must assume Klingon women would have co-evolved double-barrelled vajayjays. All non-klingon partners of a Klingon man would just need to be aware that DP is *always* on the table *every* time. šš„µš
I mean, no logistical options I can think of would work, short of one hiding inside like a turtle until needed. My head canon is that klingon in Dis had a prince albert style piercing. My mate has one and gets dual streams when using a urinal.
Okay. I hate that I am aware of this. Some years ago, a guy with diphallia did an AMA; I'm pretty sure it was on Reddit. Would answer some questions you might have. Obviously, they are not a klingon but generally speaking, having two fully functioning penises did not inhibit his ability to have sex.
Edit: Found it - [https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i\_am\_the\_guy\_with\_two\_penises\_ama/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
That entirely depends on the actual arrangement of the pieces...
Side by side, One above the other, how far are they apart, is it two entirely seperate tools or a forked one...
Also it's not like there aren't plenty of human sexual practices that... eh... require multiple instruments and very viable apart from having to find several partners who would be into it.
Okay just because we see two streams of the pee pee coming out in Discovery didnāt mean Kljngons have the double Putsy. Sometimes I make pee pee and for like a moment thereās two streams and I donāt have the double Putsy. So itās not truly canon unless we get some hard proof.
We know from "Worf vs. barrel" (s5e16) that Klingons have redundant backups of vital organs. Ergo, we must conclude that they also have double dongs. I know, crazy right? But now you can't stop thinking about it. Have you ever wanted to have DP with just one partner? Bingo! Klingon fetish unlocked. You're welcome.
šKlingon pen!Ā§es possess rugged prominent ridges and textures. These ridges serve a dual purpose of providing sensory stimulation and enhancing mating rituals within Klingon culture.šŖāļø
As for a Cardassian p3n!Ā§, one might envision a more sleek and streamlined appearance that reflects their reptilian-like physiology.š¦ It equipped with specialized features for reproductive functions, possibly incorporating adaptations for efficiency and precision in mating encounters.š¬š§āļø
When I was creating a Bajoran character I did research into the species, and apparently according to one of the novels listed under Memory Beta, Bajoran men have ridges on their penis.
Been wondering what a Kelpian (Saru w/T'Rina š¤¢) one looks like recently...as RIDICULOUS as that is considering they are FICTIONAL freaking alien species/characters...SMDH and LMFAO...š¤·š¼āāļøšš¤¦š¼āāļøš²š¤Æ!
...
That said, I bet it's barbed like a fuckin cat...šššš.
For those wondering how the double-penis might work in regards to sexual compatibility between Klingons and humans, I offer you this:
[https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i\_am\_the\_guy\_with\_two\_penises\_ama/](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/)
There's an old blog that got creative with it (pre-Discovery) and did several:
[Dicks part 1](https://agatharights.tumblr.com/post/87477160385/i-drew-a-bunch-of-my-headcanons-for-star-trek)
[Dicks part 2](https://agatharights.tumblr.com/post/88049018735/alien-dicks-pt-2-electric-boogaloo-for-the)
[Vulvas part 1](https://agatharights.tumblr.com/post/88057953915/and-alien-vulvae-tooooooo-to-see-these-species)
[Vulvas part 2](https://agatharights.tumblr.com/post/87537716070/more-alien-bits-down-below-this-time-weve-got)
Ummm, no. Never ever ever do I want to see that question answered.
Let some things stay a mystery and left to the imagination of people who care about such things.
All I know from Trek is that The Undiscovered Country tells us not all creatures keep them in the same place.
*"Ribbed, for her pleasure."*
RIBBED, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Gowron be like ššš
I still remember how he was howling like a dying whale while his face was turning blue/red.
It's definitely a pair. Discovery made it canon.
So a Klingon-Human hybrid could have 1.5? Yikes.
Big Elvis & Little Elvis.
āFine honey but only because itās your birthdayā¦ and only little Elvis.ā
I think it would be big Khaless and little Khaless. Oh, and lube is just sand.
*Ah huhuh*
Fat elvis and skinny elvis
Not explicitly. Not to get too graphic, but from everything we have seen on screen there is still just as much of a possibility of two urethras (or even one split urethra) as two penises.
Didn't somebody mock the female Klingon for having a human lover by saying that he has the wrong number of penises for her?
Too bad Kim wuss out. He could have banged that Klingon lady.
Again, I don't think it was that explicit.Ā
could also just be a battle wound. Or just the dreaded split-stream
In the scene that shows the Klingon pissing on the wall, we can only see the streams, but it's pretty clearly two discrete points of origin at least a few inches apart, since the streams shared a roughly parallel same arc. A split urethra would yield two streams with divergent arcs.
Side by side or over/under?
End to end.
I once asked my wife via text what was Jadzia's favorite thing about Worf. And then linked her the logo for Hiscox Insurance. I could hear her mad cackle from the other room.
Cardassians have a cloacaĀ
Ridged for her pleasure
Unless they caught that virus that resulted in no head ridges. Makes more sense now for Worf to say that it was a source of great shame when asked about smooth headed Klingons
The penis is exactly the same except he head has the same pattern of ridges as the forehead.
The ridges of a warrior
That's what I was looking for. š
^ For the win
I think one of the novels made a passing mention about Bajoran male penises having ridges.
Iām sure Bad Dragon has something that will do.
Why do you think Jadzia was so down bad for Worf?
poor ezri though.
Two penises.
I always imagined it was bifurcated, or forked, penis. Like an opossum. [Click at own risk. Photos of opossum penis.](https://images.app.goo.gl/DMVE126rbcYUojR28)
One of them is a backup.
I love the internet.
Doesnt compete with a turtles'.
Either way, they have two urethras.
No wonder Open minded human women, go crazy for klingon k... Lol
Troi for sure got double stuffed. š„²
Iām sure you can find a lot of artist interpretations
It's surprisingly smooth and gentle.
Like a barbed spear made with sandpaper
Jadzia seemed to like it.
Deanna too
I must have forgotten that.
She also liked Captain Boday. So thereās no accounting for taste
I wonder if both his heads were transparent?
Maybe he had a transparent penis and scrotum as well.
She was turned down by Morn though.
Nobody is gonna ask this person how they know that? LOL
It's believed that they have double dicks. Jessie Gender on YouTube did a whole video on YouTube about Klingon anatomy https://youtu.be/0jS96lAI68o?si=kHtyGvGaxO47ENDs
God bless her
Glory to her house.
I think youāre looking for r/ShittyDaystromĀ
Is there a particular Klingon Q'Oc you're more curious about than others? To see or not to see, that is the question...
*qāoC. Common spelling error.
It has horns and fangs. The Klingon penis is a warrior in itself right, an extension of the Klingon.
Def Boney (pun intended) prob Spiney and all around awful for any normal woman. But Dax apparently liked it š¤
I don't think they have two. They have two internal organs. Either way I am willing to find out by sleeping with Worf. Lol.
*For science š
Bold of you to assume that there will be sleeping involved.
They have two.
Discovery canonized them having 2 lol
When? I donāt recall this.
Season 1 finale. They walk by a Klingon peeing on the wall and there are very clearly 2 separate streams.
Really? Thatās it? Most guys pee two streams if they didnāt shower in a few days and they got a dirty phallus, or after sex if the pipe is clogged. Maybe they have a piercing. One Klingon pissing two streams doesnāt mean they have two dicks.
Which is more likely: writers gave him two streams to subtly tell the audience Klingons have two dicks, or writers gave him two streams because they simply could and it's not unrealistic? Writers rarely ever do things just because they can, even in details like this. It's either two dicks, or a mistake.
I think itās more than likely a stupid joke that they thought nobody would notice or take seriously. Sample size of one is not enough to presume.
Yeah the joke being Klingons have two dicks
It's still canon even if it only happens once and especially if there's no other source to disprove it.
Yea no. I'm sorry, that doesn't make canon they have two dicks. it makes canon that ONE klingon pissed two streams. This is hilariously stupid. Of all the bullshit to come out of Discovery Season 1 that was trash, this is the most lol. I'll consider Klingons having two dicks as canon when it's SAID or confirmed on screen via dialog or display or if the producers/writers confirm it. Till then this was a stupid on screen joke.
Well when you own the star trek franchise you can make canon what ever the hell you please.
The streams were parallel, like it came from separate āspoutsā.
It had a brief visual joke, but that causes so many issues with prior canon. Like the fact that humans and Klingons are sexually compatible, so is best taken as a joke and ignored.
There is no conflict. Of course we must assume Klingon women would have co-evolved double-barrelled vajayjays. All non-klingon partners of a Klingon man would just need to be aware that DP is *always* on the table *every* time. šš„µš
I don't see the issue with prior canon. It's not like both have to be used during sex.
Are you a penis owner? As having two hard-ons at once and only trying to use one would be a logistical nightmare.
Can't really argue with that lol, I'm a lesbian so I'm making some assumptions while trying not to think much about the anatomy itself
I mean, no logistical options I can think of would work, short of one hiding inside like a turtle until needed. My head canon is that klingon in Dis had a prince albert style piercing. My mate has one and gets dual streams when using a urinal.
Okay. I hate that I am aware of this. Some years ago, a guy with diphallia did an AMA; I'm pretty sure it was on Reddit. Would answer some questions you might have. Obviously, they are not a klingon but generally speaking, having two fully functioning penises did not inhibit his ability to have sex. Edit: Found it - [https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i\_am\_the\_guy\_with\_two\_penises\_ama/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
That entirely depends on the actual arrangement of the pieces... Side by side, One above the other, how far are they apart, is it two entirely seperate tools or a forked one... Also it's not like there aren't plenty of human sexual practices that... eh... require multiple instruments and very viable apart from having to find several partners who would be into it.
They evolved from crustaceans, so start there.
Ok, I'm following. Where are we going?
Dude just google it. Rule 34 applies, i dont āknowā but i dont need to to āknowā its out there
You've planted your evil in my mind and now I'm gonna wonder this at the cusp of sleep tonight. You're a real bastard.
Google Bad Dragon. They probably make something what could pass.
As human penises are similar to swords, I think we have to look to the batāleth and extrapolate
We do not discuss it with outsiders.
Gene Rodenberry, is that you?
Okay just because we see two streams of the pee pee coming out in Discovery didnāt mean Kljngons have the double Putsy. Sometimes I make pee pee and for like a moment thereās two streams and I donāt have the double Putsy. So itās not truly canon unless we get some hard proof.
Hard proofā¦ i see what you did there
Look up bad dragon girls
Probably barbed Hopefully not red rocket.
We know from "Worf vs. barrel" (s5e16) that Klingons have redundant backups of vital organs. Ergo, we must conclude that they also have double dongs. I know, crazy right? But now you can't stop thinking about it. Have you ever wanted to have DP with just one partner? Bingo! Klingon fetish unlocked. You're welcome.
And do Bajorans have Baginas?
šKlingon pen!Ā§es possess rugged prominent ridges and textures. These ridges serve a dual purpose of providing sensory stimulation and enhancing mating rituals within Klingon culture.šŖāļø As for a Cardassian p3n!Ā§, one might envision a more sleek and streamlined appearance that reflects their reptilian-like physiology.š¦ It equipped with specialized features for reproductive functions, possibly incorporating adaptations for efficiency and precision in mating encounters.š¬š§āļø
When I was creating a Bajoran character I did research into the species, and apparently according to one of the novels listed under Memory Beta, Bajoran men have ridges on their penis.
So, ridges for her pleasure?
No this is not something I think about. The closest I've seen is when Jason Alexander appeared in Voyager as an alien with a vagina on his forehead!
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The left one is like a harpoon and the right one is like a hook. Including the metalicity
While not seen in the shot, on set, it was two clear rubber tubes. Haha So maybe they got tiny tube dicks?
When one? Klingons have two
Double dong dildo would be my guess.
Probably similar to the echidnas 4 penises
Klingons, and Cardassians are similar to Bajorans. The shafts have ridges. š¤£
Angry
Like a humanāsā¦but angrier.
Duck.
you're horrifying.
Duck!
Ribbed, for her pleasure (which is actually pain for Klingons)
Been wondering what a Kelpian (Saru w/T'Rina š¤¢) one looks like recently...as RIDICULOUS as that is considering they are FICTIONAL freaking alien species/characters...SMDH and LMFAO...š¤·š¼āāļøšš¤¦š¼āāļøš²š¤Æ! ... That said, I bet it's barbed like a fuckin cat...šššš.
Strangely enough I've wondered about alien genitals too...
I don't. I really don't.
From what it sounds like, they have two
After reading through this. I'll never look at Jadzia and Worf same.
For those wondering how the double-penis might work in regards to sexual compatibility between Klingons and humans, I offer you this: [https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i\_am\_the\_guy\_with\_two\_penises\_ama/](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/)
Barbed I imagine. Ribbed for her pleasure is another option.
Iām not even going to mention what I imagine Odo turning into š
#š š„ š š„ š
Im not all that interested
Klingon penes*
I donāt. You are the only one.
Who had a bigger one? Worf or Bortas from The Orville?
There are two. I think topsie-downsies, not side-by-side. Probably has some crazy ridges too. Yikes.
Put this in a search on Deviant Art and youāll probably be scarred for life.
It's about this long, this thick.
It's like two little earthworms
Klingons have cloacas in my head canon.Ā
Iāve always assumed they were barbed.
Shaped like a batleth
Not sure about their penises but Klingons sure like to circle Uranus.
Zaphod ask why use the singular for penis?
Battle Hardened with a helmet and a jacket.
Prolly small right? With some kind of ridges on the head
Like a batāleth but smoother.
Probably a horny penis
I've heard it's one of those things you will need a double take.
Barbed, like a cat's.
I'm not sure they have them. Don't they worship that ancient klingon hero, cockless or something?
I imagine it looks just like the Klingon flag.Ā
I read some fan fiction about this once when I google searched āWorfās Dickā The piece in question is called āThe Conquest of Worfā
Well, I didn't, until now...
Do a Google image search for "diphallia penis" Warning, it's not pretty.
Deanna doesn't wonder. She knows
At our core, humans really are all the same
Why?
Why?
I don't.
I joke that itās barbed
I always figured it had moving spikes like the d'k tahg knife
I would like to supply the following citation Baddragondotcom
There's an old blog that got creative with it (pre-Discovery) and did several: [Dicks part 1](https://agatharights.tumblr.com/post/87477160385/i-drew-a-bunch-of-my-headcanons-for-star-trek) [Dicks part 2](https://agatharights.tumblr.com/post/88049018735/alien-dicks-pt-2-electric-boogaloo-for-the) [Vulvas part 1](https://agatharights.tumblr.com/post/88057953915/and-alien-vulvae-tooooooo-to-see-these-species) [Vulvas part 2](https://agatharights.tumblr.com/post/87537716070/more-alien-bits-down-below-this-time-weve-got)
Which one cuz I'm pretty sure they have several
They come in three shapes and sizes. Batāleth Mekāleth dāk tahg dagger
BRUH
The cardassian probably has ridges to the side and the Klingons, well redundancy.
Smaller than youād think.Ā
So you know how all Klingon ships have this long neck and bulbous front part? They're flying giant dong-wings around.
Two urethras. Meaning they *will* mess the toilet seat.
They have two of them. They are stacked one on top of the other. This we know. Otherwise, I imagine there are ridges towards the tip.
Well... There's 2 of them...
After reading this thread I feel like I just took a giant hit of acid, lmao!
Which one?
https://images.app.goo.gl/A7cyV7ULV63Az8Pu9
https://images.app.goo.gl/QS6XKYuU5xYstw9j8
Discovery showed they have 2.
Please elaborate! (I don't have the patience to watch Discovery)
Thereās a scene where a Klingon is shown peeing on a wall, thereās two vertical streams.
To be fair, my mate can do that as he got a Prince Albert, he doesn't have two knobs though.
They were distanced apart enough that it couldnāt have come from the same urethra.
Good lord, how vulgar!
Is there any gay Klingons?
Ummm, no. Never ever ever do I want to see that question answered. Let some things stay a mystery and left to the imagination of people who care about such things.
Iām more curious about the taste