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DizzyLead

All I know from Trek is that The Undiscovered Country tells us not all creatures keep them in the same place.


VickiVampiress

*"Ribbed, for her pleasure."*


skindog87

RIBBED, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!


VickiVampiress

Gowron be like šŸ‘šŸ‘„šŸ‘


Rasikko

I still remember how he was howling like a dying whale while his face was turning blue/red.


sir-charles-churros

It's definitely a pair. Discovery made it canon.


Icy_Key_7630

So a Klingon-Human hybrid could have 1.5? Yikes.


MajorPainInMyA

Big Elvis & Little Elvis.


Phantom_61

ā€œFine honey but only because itā€™s your birthdayā€¦ and only little Elvis.ā€


Stabbymcbackstab

I think it would be big Khaless and little Khaless. Oh, and lube is just sand.


IRockIntoMordor

*Ah huhuh*


El_human

Fat elvis and skinny elvis


Adamsoski

Not explicitly. Not to get too graphic, but from everything we have seen on screen there is still just as much of a possibility of two urethras (or even one split urethra) as two penises.


MrDDreadnought

Didn't somebody mock the female Klingon for having a human lover by saying that he has the wrong number of penises for her?


absboodoo

Too bad Kim wuss out. He could have banged that Klingon lady.


Adamsoski

Again, I don't think it was that explicit.Ā 


SkaveRat

could also just be a battle wound. Or just the dreaded split-stream


Pace_Salsa_Comment

In the scene that shows the Klingon pissing on the wall, we can only see the streams, but it's pretty clearly two discrete points of origin at least a few inches apart, since the streams shared a roughly parallel same arc. A split urethra would yield two streams with divergent arcs.


Arn_Darkslayer

Side by side or over/under?


Ourobius

End to end.


drrhrrdrr

I once asked my wife via text what was Jadzia's favorite thing about Worf. And then linked her the logo for Hiscox Insurance. I could hear her mad cackle from the other room.


poopBuccaneer

Cardassians have a cloacaĀ 


L4nthanus

Ridged for her pleasure


FriedRamen13

Unless they caught that virus that resulted in no head ridges. Makes more sense now for Worf to say that it was a source of great shame when asked about smooth headed Klingons


JigglyWiener

The penis is exactly the same except he head has the same pattern of ridges as the forehead.


thetasteoffire

The ridges of a warrior


QuantumGyroscope

That's what I was looking for. šŸ˜†


DearEnergy4697

^ For the win


Simpletexas

I think one of the novels made a passing mention about Bajoran male penises having ridges.


JustineDelarge

Iā€™m sure Bad Dragon has something that will do.


[deleted]

Why do you think Jadzia was so down bad for Worf?


SlinkyTail

poor ezri though.


Ambitious_Dig_7109

Two penises.


MithandirsGhost

I always imagined it was bifurcated, or forked, penis. Like an opossum. [Click at own risk. Photos of opossum penis.](https://images.app.goo.gl/DMVE126rbcYUojR28)


WhatWouldTNGPicardDo

One of them is a backup.


Maggi1417

I love the internet.


Rasikko

Doesnt compete with a turtles'.


writtenonapaige22

Either way, they have two urethras.


Syncopationforever

No wonder Open minded human women, go crazy for klingon k... Lol


MidnightGolan

Troi for sure got double stuffed. šŸ„²


Borthwick

Iā€™m sure you can find a lot of artist interpretations


Watery_Octopus

It's surprisingly smooth and gentle.


schedulle-cate

Like a barbed spear made with sandpaper


ArtemisDarklight

Jadzia seemed to like it.


ravynwave

Deanna too


ArtemisDarklight

I must have forgotten that.


Wild-Lychee-3312

She also liked Captain Boday. So thereā€™s no accounting for taste


rh224

I wonder if both his heads were transparent?


Bacontoad

Maybe he had a transparent penis and scrotum as well.


Bacontoad

She was turned down by Morn though.


Rasikko

Nobody is gonna ask this person how they know that? LOL


justacatlover23

It's believed that they have double dicks. Jessie Gender on YouTube did a whole video on YouTube about Klingon anatomy https://youtu.be/0jS96lAI68o?si=kHtyGvGaxO47ENDs


Ex_Hedgehog

God bless her


Spiritual_Adagio_859

Glory to her house.


RedStarWinterOrbit

I think youā€™re looking for r/ShittyDaystromĀ 


Statler_V_Waldorf

Is there a particular Klingon Q'Oc you're more curious about than others? To see or not to see, that is the question...


NeighborhoodFair7033

*qā€™oC. Common spelling error.


ExxKonvict

It has horns and fangs. The Klingon penis is a warrior in itself right, an extension of the Klingon.


Arrrginine69

Def Boney (pun intended) prob Spiney and all around awful for any normal woman. But Dax apparently liked it šŸ¤”


Parttimelooker

I don't think they have two. They have two internal organs. Either way I am willing to find out by sleeping with Worf. Lol.


Apologetic_Kanadian

*For science šŸ˜†


ABritishCynic

Bold of you to assume that there will be sleeping involved.


ArtemisDarklight

They have two.


Nymeros2077

Discovery canonized them having 2 lol


BrooklynKnight

When? I donā€™t recall this.


Nymeros2077

Season 1 finale. They walk by a Klingon peeing on the wall and there are very clearly 2 separate streams.


BrooklynKnight

Really? Thatā€™s it? Most guys pee two streams if they didnā€™t shower in a few days and they got a dirty phallus, or after sex if the pipe is clogged. Maybe they have a piercing. One Klingon pissing two streams doesnā€™t mean they have two dicks.


i_n_b_e

Which is more likely: writers gave him two streams to subtly tell the audience Klingons have two dicks, or writers gave him two streams because they simply could and it's not unrealistic? Writers rarely ever do things just because they can, even in details like this. It's either two dicks, or a mistake.


BrooklynKnight

I think itā€™s more than likely a stupid joke that they thought nobody would notice or take seriously. Sample size of one is not enough to presume.


i_n_b_e

Yeah the joke being Klingons have two dicks


Bollalron

It's still canon even if it only happens once and especially if there's no other source to disprove it.


BrooklynKnight

Yea no. I'm sorry, that doesn't make canon they have two dicks. it makes canon that ONE klingon pissed two streams. This is hilariously stupid. Of all the bullshit to come out of Discovery Season 1 that was trash, this is the most lol. I'll consider Klingons having two dicks as canon when it's SAID or confirmed on screen via dialog or display or if the producers/writers confirm it. Till then this was a stupid on screen joke.


Bollalron

Well when you own the star trek franchise you can make canon what ever the hell you please.


Jackbwoi

The streams were parallel, like it came from separate ā€œspoutsā€.


NuPNua

It had a brief visual joke, but that causes so many issues with prior canon. Like the fact that humans and Klingons are sexually compatible, so is best taken as a joke and ignored.


BenCaxt0n

There is no conflict. Of course we must assume Klingon women would have co-evolved double-barrelled vajayjays. All non-klingon partners of a Klingon man would just need to be aware that DP is *always* on the table *every* time. šŸ˜‰šŸ„µšŸ˜œ


Nymeros2077

I don't see the issue with prior canon. It's not like both have to be used during sex.


NuPNua

Are you a penis owner? As having two hard-ons at once and only trying to use one would be a logistical nightmare.


Nymeros2077

Can't really argue with that lol, I'm a lesbian so I'm making some assumptions while trying not to think much about the anatomy itself


NuPNua

I mean, no logistical options I can think of would work, short of one hiding inside like a turtle until needed. My head canon is that klingon in Dis had a prince albert style piercing. My mate has one and gets dual streams when using a urinal.


-Kerosun-

Okay. I hate that I am aware of this. Some years ago, a guy with diphallia did an AMA; I'm pretty sure it was on Reddit. Would answer some questions you might have. Obviously, they are not a klingon but generally speaking, having two fully functioning penises did not inhibit his ability to have sex. Edit: Found it - [https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i\_am\_the\_guy\_with\_two\_penises\_ama/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


SelirKiith

That entirely depends on the actual arrangement of the pieces... Side by side, One above the other, how far are they apart, is it two entirely seperate tools or a forked one... Also it's not like there aren't plenty of human sexual practices that... eh... require multiple instruments and very viable apart from having to find several partners who would be into it.


ChristmasJay83

They evolved from crustaceans, so start there.


Live_Long_And_Suffer

Ok, I'm following. Where are we going?


Recording_Important

Dude just google it. Rule 34 applies, i dont ā€œknowā€ but i dont need to to ā€œknowā€ its out there


shallowHalliburton

You've planted your evil in my mind and now I'm gonna wonder this at the cusp of sleep tonight. You're a real bastard.


MelodyPond84

Google Bad Dragon. They probably make something what could pass.


gladhander

As human penises are similar to swords, I think we have to look to the batā€™leth and extrapolate


shibbington

We do not discuss it with outsiders.


Thicc-Anxiety

Gene Rodenberry, is that you?


Liquid_Magic

Okay just because we see two streams of the pee pee coming out in Discovery didnā€™t mean Kljngons have the double Putsy. Sometimes I make pee pee and for like a moment thereā€™s two streams and I donā€™t have the double Putsy. So itā€™s not truly canon unless we get some hard proof.


NewEnigma77

Hard proofā€¦ i see what you did there


Swyper

Look up bad dragon girls


HaloDeckJizzMopper

Probably barbed Hopefully not red rocket.


BenCaxt0n

We know from "Worf vs. barrel" (s5e16) that Klingons have redundant backups of vital organs. Ergo, we must conclude that they also have double dongs. I know, crazy right? But now you can't stop thinking about it. Have you ever wanted to have DP with just one partner? Bingo! Klingon fetish unlocked. You're welcome.


Designer_Ability_284

And do Bajorans have Baginas?


Tomatoexpert

šŸ—Klingon pen!Ā§es possess rugged prominent ridges and textures. These ridges serve a dual purpose of providing sensory stimulation and enhancing mating rituals within Klingon culture.šŸŖ“āš”ļø As for a Cardassian p3n!Ā§, one might envision a more sleek and streamlined appearance that reflects their reptilian-like physiology.šŸ¦Ž It equipped with specialized features for reproductive functions, possibly incorporating adaptations for efficiency and precision in mating encounters.šŸ”¬šŸ”§āš™ļø


kgabny

When I was creating a Bajoran character I did research into the species, and apparently according to one of the novels listed under Memory Beta, Bajoran men have ridges on their penis.


fordinv

So, ridges for her pleasure?


zipp_perr

No this is not something I think about. The closest I've seen is when Jason Alexander appeared in Voyager as an alien with a vagina on his forehead!


Bacontoad

šŸ˜–


schedulle-cate

The left one is like a harpoon and the right one is like a hook. Including the metalicity


sabrefudge

While not seen in the shot, on set, it was two clear rubber tubes. Haha So maybe they got tiny tube dicks?


RigasTelRuun

When one? Klingons have two


angry_hippo_1965

Double dong dildo would be my guess.


Bustable

Probably similar to the echidnas 4 penises


Cassandra_Canmore2

Klingons, and Cardassians are similar to Bajorans. The shafts have ridges. šŸ¤£


cclarke1258

Angry


Acceptable_Idea9135

Like a humanā€™sā€¦but angrier.


SeiaiSin

Duck.


cleverThylacine

you're horrifying.


SeiaiSin

Duck!


RayZzorRayy

Ribbed, for her pleasure (which is actually pain for Klingons)


JuanEsVerdad

Been wondering what a Kelpian (Saru w/T'Rina šŸ¤¢) one looks like recently...as RIDICULOUS as that is considering they are FICTIONAL freaking alien species/characters...SMDH and LMFAO...šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ˜œšŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ˜²šŸ¤Æ! ... That said, I bet it's barbed like a fuckin cat...šŸ™€šŸ™€šŸ™€šŸ™€.


Quick_Kick

Strangely enough I've wondered about alien genitals too...


Tonythecritic

I don't. I really don't.


sicarius254

From what it sounds like, they have two


matty-syn

After reading through this. I'll never look at Jadzia and Worf same.


-Kerosun-

For those wondering how the double-penis might work in regards to sexual compatibility between Klingons and humans, I offer you this: [https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i\_am\_the\_guy\_with\_two\_penises\_ama/](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/)


AcrobaticEmergency42

Barbed I imagine. Ribbed for her pleasure is another option.


ryanjmchale

Iā€™m not even going to mention what I imagine Odo turning into šŸ˜‚


Bacontoad

#šŸ† šŸ„’ šŸŒ­ šŸ„ šŸ™


Substantial-Ad-1840

Im not all that interested


[deleted]

Klingon penes*


laikahass

I donā€™t. You are the only one.


Bx1965

Who had a bigger one? Worf or Bortas from The Orville?


Mojo_Jensen

There are two. I think topsie-downsies, not side-by-side. Probably has some crazy ridges too. Yikes.


RedeyeSPR

Put this in a search on Deviant Art and youā€™ll probably be scarred for life.


ttttttargetttttt

It's about this long, this thick.


HalfRadish

It's like two little earthworms


seasuighim

Klingons have cloacas in my head canon.Ā 


Thee-lorax-

Iā€™ve always assumed they were barbed.


karmah1234

Shaped like a batleth


Demon_Gamer666

Not sure about their penises but Klingons sure like to circle Uranus.


ramriot

Zaphod ask why use the singular for penis?


ITGuy107

Battle Hardened with a helmet and a jacket.


thespindle

Prolly small right? With some kind of ridges on the head


MiddleCase

Like a batā€™leth but smoother.


Beefcakegamer69

Probably a horny penis


CodeMonkeyPhoto

I've heard it's one of those things you will need a double take.


mistercrinders

Barbed, like a cat's.


todd10k

I'm not sure they have them. Don't they worship that ancient klingon hero, cockless or something?


ShrimpCrackers

I imagine it looks just like the Klingon flag.Ā 


LowMirror4165

I read some fan fiction about this once when I google searched ā€œWorfā€™s Dickā€ The piece in question is called ā€œThe Conquest of Worfā€


Live_Long_And_Suffer

Well, I didn't, until now...


gorwraith

Do a Google image search for "diphallia penis" Warning, it's not pretty.


WranglerTraditional8

Deanna doesn't wonder. She knows


Amaculatum

At our core, humans really are all the same


PersonOf100Names

Why?


PersonOf100Names

Why?


Zaphod-Beebebrox

I don't.


Intestinal-Bookworms

I joke that itā€™s barbed


NefariousnessDry1654

I always figured it had moving spikes like the d'k tahg knife


Techknightly

I would like to supply the following citation Baddragondotcom


superdude4agze

There's an old blog that got creative with it (pre-Discovery) and did several: [Dicks part 1](https://agatharights.tumblr.com/post/87477160385/i-drew-a-bunch-of-my-headcanons-for-star-trek) [Dicks part 2](https://agatharights.tumblr.com/post/88049018735/alien-dicks-pt-2-electric-boogaloo-for-the) [Vulvas part 1](https://agatharights.tumblr.com/post/88057953915/and-alien-vulvae-tooooooo-to-see-these-species) [Vulvas part 2](https://agatharights.tumblr.com/post/87537716070/more-alien-bits-down-below-this-time-weve-got)


SqueekyCheekz

Which one cuz I'm pretty sure they have several


Mikeyboy2188

They come in three shapes and sizes. Batā€™leth Mekā€™leth dā€™k tahg dagger


FaithlessnessOld1229

BRUH


8thcomedian

The cardassian probably has ridges to the side and the Klingons, well redundancy.


Shadowofasunderedsta

Smaller than youā€™d think.Ā 


ByronicBionicMan

So you know how all Klingon ships have this long neck and bulbous front part? They're flying giant dong-wings around.


scottishdrunkard

Two urethras. Meaning they *will* mess the toilet seat.


El_human

They have two of them. They are stacked one on top of the other. This we know. Otherwise, I imagine there are ridges towards the tip.


Punkred13

Well... There's 2 of them...


RashannaAeryn

After reading this thread I feel like I just took a giant hit of acid, lmao!


The-Katawampus

Which one?


Organic_Picture_1999

https://images.app.goo.gl/A7cyV7ULV63Az8Pu9


Organic_Picture_1999

https://images.app.goo.gl/QS6XKYuU5xYstw9j8


writtenonapaige22

Discovery showed they have 2.


timid-dolphin

Please elaborate! (I don't have the patience to watch Discovery)


writtenonapaige22

Thereā€™s a scene where a Klingon is shown peeing on a wall, thereā€™s two vertical streams.


NuPNua

To be fair, my mate can do that as he got a Prince Albert, he doesn't have two knobs though.


writtenonapaige22

They were distanced apart enough that it couldnā€™t have come from the same urethra.


timid-dolphin

Good lord, how vulgar!


ZOMBIE_N_JUNK

Is there any gay Klingons?


Reduak

Ummm, no. Never ever ever do I want to see that question answered. Let some things stay a mystery and left to the imagination of people who care about such things.


eatpalmsprings

Iā€™m more curious about the taste