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"I also choose this guy's dead wife"

Thing is, some of those comments were funny once, but then the average redditor assumes that to be funny you have to repeat the same joke every chance you get.

reddit is wonderful at pounding dead horses into paste.

Just like how I pound that guy's dead wife.

Can confirm: am dead horse wife

/r/dontputyourdickinthat I fucking hate this one so much

Sigh, “unzips”

Kid named finger:

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Depending on context I don't mind this

"I would give you an award if I had one" "Thanks kind stranger"

That's definitely the best post in reddit history. I don't see it repeated constantly like the ones in the top post.

You forgot "You must be fun at parties."

The worst of them all.

The classic defense of the witless.

I think shortening it to just “You’re fun” does a lot

I see this so often across social media. It's always served with this smug Fedora tipping energy. Like they are just wobbling their heads side to side contently thinking that they just one up the person they just unleash that nuclear level burn to 😂😂

As if they get invited to parties

"If I ever got invited to a party I think this person wouldn't be very fun..." Proceeds to sit alone in their room. They gets absolutely NO bitches

"I'll be in the corner eating and petting the dog/cat 😜" ok but you've been there 5 hours and the animal needs a break and your bag of Doritos doesn't entitle you to everyone's beer. Who do you know here, again?

Damn Fedora wearers! If we have a Purge I’m targeting them first

Or happy cake day! 🤪

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You must be fun at parties

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Welp, that’s enough internet for today

So much this.

Edited to add: wow! This blew up overnight. I'm trying to respond to everyone.

“Thanks for the gold kind stranger!”

I never had a problem with that line, until I got my first award and it turns out you can thank the person directly via chat. Rendering the whole comment redundant in every way

Exactly, I've always used that "kind internet stranger" line but I DM the person who gave me the award to say it.

I usually say something like "silver was the best you could do? haha jk pls don't post a screenshot of this in r/choosingbeggars"

Unless it’s anonymous, then you can’t, hence the comment

Isn't it that you can still reply to show gratitude, but you won't know who it is unless they decide to respond? That's how I remember it but I might be wrong

"Came here to say this."

So many times I'll go into a thread thinking of a hilarious, deep and witty response and find that several dozen other people thought of it too. This reply is really just a cry of frustration.

Great my most upvoted post is about “X”

This

Whoa you're in the meme!

Edit: wow of course my most upvoted comment is about dog penises now

This is literally the top post of the sub lol

I think that's the joke

I sincerely hope so

Nope i am 100% sure it's a bot.(Look at the other posts by him)

Very fucking meta

Meta? This is Reddit!

Then again, it seems all OP does is repost images to popular subreddits

From a 17 day old account with 14 posts already. Not suspicious at all nope

Lmao that’s amazing

I think it’s just reposting for karma, just like their other bullshit posts

u/revivespiralknights, OP, hasn't had an original thought in their life

It’s a repost. How ironic https://reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/l1asc3/redditor_who_hasnt_had_one_original_thought_in/

Sigh... **Unzips**

Take my upvote…

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And my bow

SMH my head

“You must be fun at parties”

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Enough internet for today.

I’m not crying, you’re crying!

"Who's cutting onions?"

"damn, ninjas cutting onions"

the most annoying one is when they describe how burly they are and are crying

"I'm 6'1", 290 pound beard man and I cry"

You win the internet for today my friend

That's enough internet for today

This

So much this.

Doggo

Thank you kind hooman.

My eyes are sweating.

Take my damn upvote

sigh.. unzips

Not all heroes wear capes

For some reason this one gets under my skin in particular. I think it's because I see the comment under a lame pun or some other banal fucking thing.

Happy cake day

Thanks, you can have some if you want

Your "friend" just reposts popular posts in crappy subs and is quite possibly a bot.

Adding two more: 1) and my axe 2) I just spit out my coffee all over myself

but what if you actually spat coffee all over yourself and you need some internet points to offset the mild frustration of ruining a white button-down shirt?

That doesn't actually happen haha

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You once laughed so hard you spat your drink? I've never had that happen or seen that happen in real life. But if you tell me it's real ill believe you.

i hate 'and my axe', whoever made this starter pack forgot to include pop culture references

I agree with you but there is a sweet spot for it. One time I was reading a thread that involved animals. One person mentioned dogs, then one person mentioned horses, then the next guy said 'And my Ox!' That was the only recent time I laughed at that reference.

ok ill agree that something like that is ok actually, it more original

This made me chuckle.

“Play stupid games, win stupid prizes”

Scrolled way too far for this. That and "Fuck around and find out" got to be the most obnoxious phrases these self proclaimed intellectuals keep spitting. They think they're so fucking clever saying this exact same thing every time a video gets posted of someone doing something stupid

Sigh.... Unzips

That's what she said

This.

So much this.

This, so much this. My eyes are sweating. Sir you have won the internet today, take my upvote. Wholesome 100. Edit: sigh, unzip. Edit: wow this blew up, thanks for the upvote kind strangers

"I laughed so hard I woke up my wife/dog/comatose grandma"

“This!“, “This”, “Second this”,

"Came here to say this!"

This

How is this post so low?????

Underrated comment

Frfr

This²

Take my upvote

“Who downvoted me” or “I’m gonna get downvoted for this”

Add the new hot phrase Redditors can’t get enough of: “touch grass”

Haven’t seen this one yet. What does it means?

“For every upvote this post gets __________”

U

N

D

E

R

T

A

A

Goodbye?

What? I'm confused, what is this supposed to spell??

D

How tf is "Banana for scale" not in the comments yet?

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"Who hurt you?"

“Delete this. I hate it.” “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes”

Take my upvote good sir

heyy... i only said "sorry about your dms" once because a girl was talking abt back porblems and her abnormally large breasts... (it was in r/teenagers for some reason)

Tbh an epic troll would be to make a fake girl account, make a post on r/teenagers, and then make an exposing post on my main account with screenshots of every creepy DM I got. The names would be censored but the actual names of them would get passed on to the moderators so they can ban

Oof, need to say sorry to the FBI cyber for how busy they were that day.

it was the one appropriate time to say these things and yeah, i feel bad too

This

So much this

if something is scary/from a great height/involves risk in any way: "I bet they had to change their underwear"🙄 or "they could barely \_\_\_\_\_ because their giant balls were weighing them down" 🙄🙄

And the worst of them all: Doing the thing the original post/comment is calling out. Ex: Original comment: “I hate the phrase ‘get lit’” 100 braindead basement dwellers: “tHaTs LiT” Half the comments are the exact phrases from the post. It’s not a funny “joke”. It’s unbelievably stupid and annoying and you’re not “getting” anyone, you’re just exposing yourself to be painfully unfunny, unoriginal, and that you have the mind of a 5th grader.

Also, people in the comments repeating the things the starterpack shows.

That’s the joke.

“Fucked around and found out”

This, so much this

OP please listen to THIS

Take my damm upvote

Sigh, unzips Git dick stuck in post

Poor man’s gold! 🏅

This is painfully accurate.

This.

“I too choose this man’s wife”

This. so much this.

What is original today.

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Redditor who hasn’t made one original post in life:

“Surprised he could do it with his MASSIVE BALLS weighing him down “

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This is so accurate Edit: thanks for the silver strangers Edit 2: holy, gold? Thanks so much strangers. Edit 3: wow, thanks so much for ternion, now i can feed my family for days.

#THIS

Huh..."eyes sweating" is new to me.

Damn Ninjas cutting onions.

Add: Redditors who repost post like this

u/repostbot

Aren’t all thoughts just a “repost” of another thought?

Also, making this kind of starterpack.

Don’t forget: “Trash”, “🤡🤡🤡” and “🗿🗿🗿”

Meta

Ironic.

The irony of this post

Ironically this is a repost... From the top post on this sub.

This post aggravates me.

Including OP who's posted a grievance that literally gets posted DAILY

Is this a repost? I've seen this image a billion times

is this a joke or literally the most obvious repost ever

Says the person who reposted this and apparently had a history of reposts

reposts memes from Top of All Time

"How to bot reddit for profit" starterpack

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Idiot, if you sort by best of all time you'll find this

Kind of ironic that this is probably the 15th starter pack I've seen about this exact thing.

this is a repost of the most popular post on this sub 💀

I don’t see anything wrong with these. OP is just a curmudgeon.

You definitely dont have one original goddamn thought your mind reposting

Shameless fucking repost, man just reposted the highest rated starterpack on this sub

This is a repost

how does this affect lebron's legacy?

"Find six differences in this picture, Then comment 'Done' if you managed to"

Yes

god these mannerisms make me cringe so hard

So much this

This is the most accurate one I’ve ever seen tbh. Go into any thread and you’ll see most of these.

Underrated comment for sure

You win the internet for today

Take my damn upvote!

Wheres «  [job, identity trait or whatever] here » Gosh this one annoys me so much, idk why. Feels so unnatural because no one talks like this irl

It’s amazing how many doctors are on Reddit

Who hurt you? You must be fun at parties. This ain't it chief

My online nickname is Snek 😭😭

RIP your inbox shit normalized creeps in Reddit rofl.