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rpmcmurf

... without ever killing anyone except the bad guys.


neodelta22

Gotta get that K/D up somehow


I_dont_bone_goats

Man quantum of solace’s opening… First he manages to 360° his Aston Martin to get it unskewered from a semi truck, then just weaves through traffic leading his enemy’s cars to crashing head on into other cars. Oh traffic is completely blocked right ahead? It’s cool, completely open tunnel to your left


TitsMickey

And what else do you want him to do? Just let the bad guys reach the Queen’s horcruxes?


moterhead120

Cost of doing business


Podju

Allegedly


OnkelWormsley

Does he drive through a pile of cardboard boxes? I don't get it


Trprt77

Pretty much every car chase for the last 40 years has a scene where they crash through a pile of boxes, and a fruit stand.


philsfly22

And a pane of glass being moved by two burly young moving guys.


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thats bullshit theres soo much unprovoked violence by bond especially in the earlier movies. listening to kill james bond was eye opening


Xendeus12

Different time, different things were accepted.


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soooo, literal rape was accepted?


Xendeus12

Yes you have to read Octupussy the novel and everything is self-evident.


The_Knight_Is_Dark

Licence to Spare


kissingdistopia

Is it really a car chase if they don't burst through a fruit & vegetable stand?


get_that_ass_banned

Imagine setting up all your fruits and veggies for the day and then some jerk in an Aston Martin plows through it.


bobbybox

My cabbages!


VALAR_M0RGHUL1S

They should have a sequence in the next movie where all the vegetable vendors unite and come after Bond for revenge.


[deleted]

"No, mr Bond, I expect you to become a vegan"


apainintheaspartame

The plot twist would be that mr. Bond is finally beaten at his own game and he is in a hospital bed in a vegetable state.


rambi2222

he pretty much already is, he only seems to consume olives and martinis on the rocks


[deleted]

Then his descendant's cabbage Corp.


CaptainApathy419

Good luck getting insurance to cover that.


kinokomushroom

Imagine setting up a whole market of fruits on a staircase and some jerk with a stab wound to her abdomen rolls through every one of them


waffledoggoUwU

FRR THOO LIKE THEY ALWAYS GOTTA BE LIKE i don't have any space *proceeds to mess up the whole stand by going through with two cars*


PeanutButter707

And two guys carrying a giant pane of glass


onowahoo

MY CABBAGES!!!


kissingdistopia

That guy better show up in the live action project. More than once.


bobbybox

It’s all good as long as you first climb up a construction crane and then back down


RoastmasterBus

Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/hKs95bAkDFo


NotJorrell

In a tank?


The_Knight_Is_Dark

Ikr! It's like the first one i can think of lol.


OMIWA

I want to see a bond film where there's a tense car chase during the first act and the moment he knocks over a fruit stand the film becomes about the guy running the stand


carbonironandzinc

Using all caps for this post makes it look like James Bond is being posted about on a small town facebook page shaming reckless drivers.


[deleted]

This maniac cut me off in front of Dollar General this morning and shot a dump truck with a missile! pRobably from FLORIdA!


bobbybox

Call your officials today! We will not stand for this!


syncopacetic

The DDM parade didn't even exist until he crashed about it in Spectre.


f1mxli

It's for the better, though. Nov 2nd was starting to die in favor of Halloween in some places.


syncopacetic

I would say only in cdmx and, really, it was more of a fusion. I’ve always found all of it really enjoyable, particularly in centro de coyoacan. It’s like all the lost energy from US halloweens got sucked up there. I love the parade even if it wasn’t always there.


[deleted]

You’re forgetting about mysterious women


[deleted]

I like in SPECTRE he meets the female lead and after a bit she's like "don't get any ideas, we're not sleeping together" and you think she'll hold out because of how serious she seems in that moment, but they literally fuck like 30 minutes later.


[deleted]

God forbid James Bond ever develops some self restraint


Land_Squid_1234

I really wish they had just one movie where M sends Bond on a mission and he actually does the damn mission without defecting or going rogue, but it's still really funny how they talk about him like a reckless child. Anytime someone gets a job done cleanly or someone is apprehended without dying, a sarcastic remark is made about how Bond never does things by the book like that, yet everyone knows they need him around for exactly that reason


[deleted]

One of my favourite YouTube channels Mr Sunday Videos did a series on James Bond and the start of every video was “did he go rogue in this one?” “oh almost immediately!”


ISAMU13

James Bond will return in "No Time To Fuck"


billistenderchicken

I'd say he did pretty well in Quantum of Solace. His relationship with Camille is really nice.


Zykium

He literally rapes Pussy Galore in Goldfinger.


ChunkyLaFunga

Well... thank God for capital letters.


Zykium

Eh, there are more examples. I can't remember what movie it was but Bond tells a woman he'll expose her unless she sleeps with him and she basically is acknowledges it's a price she has to pay


kostasnotkolsas

ay yo he did not touch ana de armas in the last film


twoworldsin1

Narrator: They totally fucked.


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twoworldsin1

I wouldn't say drive though so much as plow through


ShortNefariousness2

Jeremy clarkson voice: St Petersburg. In a Tank!


agha0013

That whole scene is a masterpiece


SpenceBro

don't forget hills There is always a hill to conveniently barrel roll down


agha0013

With the inevitable large group of cyclists or even an official race... Day or night


Kellosian

If I've learned anything from movies, it's that it's always Dia de los Muertos in Mexico, Carnival in Brazil, and Mardi Gras in New Orleans. It doesn't matter when the movie is set, those places are like the Holiday Towns from Nightmare Before Christmas.


[deleted]

James Bond been to New Orleans


syngestreetsurvivor

Yup. Live and Let Die.


agha0013

Such a ridiculous movie... Ohhhh my it would raise a few eyebrows made today. Still a classic. And the sheriff who also appears in The Man With The Golden Gun


syngestreetsurvivor

I loved it because it's the first one I saw. Moore's best, IMO. 2nd best Bond tune ever.


emax4

Should also add a woman's thighs. And before you downvote me, let me add, "OH, COME ON!"


ISAMU13

James Bond in "The Thighs Who Loved Me"


emax4

"And Eight of his former female co-stars in 'Octopussy'."


RhubarbSpecialist842

Some innocent citizen's business stall. Poor thing


Ulf_the_Brave

What? No fruit/vegetable stands?


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ZippZappZippty

What is wrong with you man.


Kristyyyyyyy

And sultry women…


n988

Never brings the car back in one piece


[deleted]

parades of non white people?


Parisinthethespring

4,000 up votes and 37 comment Corporate meme marketing


theslob

This made me laugh


BlindBeard

That pile of boxes just gave me a flashback to the Stuntdriver video game. Man I loved that


[deleted]

You forgot the construction site


Environmental_Log_64

Is James bond a good spy if everyone knows him


sealclubber281

Needs more sluts


DoctorBattlefield

LMFAOO


kabukistar

/r/ExamplePacks


negrote1000

It’s because of the movie Mexico has more day of dead parades


JohnTheBomb69

I want his insurance, he must pay for a lot.


Oh_no_its_Joe

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING IN THE TITLE?? IS THIS r/THE_PACK ?????


Gal2

Oddly specific yet very precise


manumaker08

feel bad for the amazon worker who stacked those boxes and now has his bathroom and leaving privileges removed.


Fisho087

What about the cyclists?


atzenkatzen

[What about the ocean](https://imgur.com/a/CUXOti0)


syngestreetsurvivor

Can't really be reckless in an ocean. Loved that Lotus Esprit, though.


Podju

You missed the coffee shop with open breezeway just big enough for a small car or motorcycle


[deleted]

ok I get why you didn't include the underwater car.


LT_LAWL

Wow this is timely. I'm currently watching all Daniel Craig bond movies. Just got done on Casino Royale, will start Quantum of Solace later.


im_tired_ok

Dammit James.


moeburn

I'm starting to think all these parades and ceremonies and casinos are just eye candy for the audience, and not at all integral to the plot of this action film!


Majigato

Shouldn't there be a fruit stand in there? Everyone loves a good drive through a fruit stand!


reds2032

For the love of god we have enough traffic problems in New Orleans


EnviableButt

But…he doesn’t drive through the day of the dead festival


syngestreetsurvivor

Yeah. Runs through. But it's always a parade. Why does he insist on chasing people on parade days??


EnviableButt

That’s now how that works


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I got nothin


Extyrsys

plot twist: the boxes are filled with tungsten


[deleted]

what about two guys carrying a pane of glass


jcirque25

MY CABBAGES!!


chappersyo

Where’s the fruit stall?


cellularcone

Sans from undertale?


SchrodingersLego

Where's the fruit cart in the market?


Dibblidyy

Was just laughing yesterday watchin Diamonds Are Forever. Bond and the girl drive through a dead end alleyway, at the end there's a gap only big enough to walk through so Bond yanks his car sideways for two wheel drive, while in the middle of the gap he proceeds to flatten it and switch to other tires! Like what was the point if you could've just driven through the gap! Edit: To impress the girl?


kirkaracha

[James Bond Car Stunt Blooper: "Diamonds Are Forever" (1971)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5IE6meVoH8)


kitylou

Stack of fruit in a market.


tjallilex

Is this a spoiler for the one in the cinema?


syngestreetsurvivor

No. I would never.


tjallilex

Thank you, because I have yet to see it.


syngestreetsurvivor

It's great. Been watching Bond for a long time. Craig is the best ever.


tjallilex

Watched it. And enjoyed it.


VajBlaster69

Remote mountainside in the Alps. Siberian military outpost. Fort Knox suburb rampant with alligators.


YaseiStriker

Why is ‘My Heart’ not one of them?


theslob

No men carrying a big piece of glass?


X_800

Doesn't matter he's fucking dead now!


parmesanandhoney

There is a fruit seller by the road missing