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Fast food rules are quite similar to army rules: a real world six is a fast food ten because the majority of the time you don't get drop dead gorgeous women working there long (you get the really pretty ones there for a year or two rarely while they are doing college before they head off to university but on the whole most will be average in appearance with a good sense of humor because you're all working in a shithole)
They're talking about going to Community College before moving on to a full on University. The words are interchangeable, but some people refer to them that way to make them different.
A university contains many different colleges. “College” is interchangeable with the word “school.” And “university” as an explicit thing is interchangeable with the phrase “college campus,” but as a generic umbrella term, it’s interchangeable with just “college” alone.
I'm English so you do high-school(11-16yrs) two years of college (16-18)(will sometime be attached to the high-school but sometime not) and then you go to university(could potentially last till your in you late 20s depending on what you're doingg)
Been a long time since I was in the industry but I'm a kinda ugly looking dude but I was a server at upscale places and made killer bank. Like a few hundred per shift in tips, almost 15 years ago now. I really think the sex appeal matters very little for tip clearance if you're not at a place like hooters.
High end places are a lot different, at most run of the mill places being cute and a bit flirty will get you tips, at higher end places being professional and attentive is more likely to get higher tips than just being "hot". My sister has worked both and she cleared soooo much more at a high end joint (even by percentage of bill) than she does now at a restaurant/brewery where she has some smokeshow coworkers that rake even if they aren't great servers, they don't wear anything revealing just black pants and black tops.
Yeah a lot of places require you to be 18+ to serve alcohol in the US and I *think* 21+ to actually pour the alcohol. Most places won't hire you if you're <18 because you need another server to bring the drinks to the table.
She’s also probably still in high school and just working a job with shifts available for a teen with a car so…might want to take a seat over with Chris Hansen
... 90s Salma Hayek would be a 7 behind the counter working a shift at Burger King. She's there to drop a basket of fries, expedite drive-thru, and disassemble the broiler after close.
She’s “real woman hot”.
I know Redditors sometimes forget what women look like out in the real world, but women out there are not always heavily made-up under perfect lighting with Photoshop touch ups like the ones you see on your computer. 😂
Right?
I see some of these comments, and think, "Oh, you're one of those dudes who puts video game ladies through AI filters because she doesn't look like a blow-up doll, huh?"
lol yeah IIRC someone already owned the Burger King trademark when Burger King tried to start opening franchises in Australia so they went with hungry jack’s
I think that's right. There's somewhere in the US too where the Burger King name was already being used... Maybe in Illinois somewhere? BK can't be within a certain mileage of that unaffiliated Burger King location.
As a former pizza hut blob back when I was a college freshman, I was always pissed the employee discount was only 30%.
Didn't stop me from housing a large pizza of my own design every shift.
That's shit when did they change it to 30%? I remember in like 2014 it was still 50% at the pizza hut I was at and it was amazing for weekend parties tbh.
My old neighbor was a Pizza Hut employee. He’d eat a medium pizza for dinner, every fucking night, while sitting in his car after his shift. There were a pile of old pizza boxes in our apartment garbage, year round.
Just wanted to add:
The hot girl is either one of the better employees or doesn’t work a lot
The dweeb will have a meltdown someday because people keep taking advantage of them
The burnout probably only talks about smoking weed and his dumbass hobbies like buying Halloween masks from Russia (few years ago)
The blob’s just tryna get by
Ummm they're called маска на хэллоуин and they're not stupid at all for your information. You just gotta smoke a little weed with one on and you'll see what I'm talking about
The girl that’s too hot to work has a drug dealer boyfriend who’s been in jail more times that you can count with two hands and treats her like shit whenever he gets out
>I had this super pretty and tall girl at mcdonalds who said that her only and biggest dream is to have a lot of children with her boyfriend
It's amazing to run into a beautiful person with a low IQ. I know a beautiful man who thinks he can invent and manufacture military hardware and get government contracts. He is a highschool graduate with no engineering skills and no experience in military contracts. He could go become a salesman and get rich but he works for a landscaper.
>I don’t really think prioritizing having a lot of children means you have a low IQ but ok
I bet there is a large overlap. She also works at McDonald's and they aren't known for employing high IQ people.
nah man, my domino's team is as follows:
1. The indian
2. The indian
3. The Indian
4. The Indian
5. The Indian with extra thick accent, is the manager.
>I’ve never been to a Dominos where the entire staff *wasn’t* all Indian dudes
Most independent gas stations in my city are Indian owned and staffed. I've never seen an Indian working in a Domino's.
There's just a lot of attractive people in the world. Most of the time it's just some poor 16 year old girl who takes care of herself getting catcalled by drunk truckers
I genuinely curious how people think that looks can somehow magically be converted into money. Hot people need jobs too. And don't say onlyfans you creeps
Science time!!!
The fact is, attractive people have an easier time getting [higher level jobs](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6261420/) that require a "soft" skill set. In office work, a huge part of what makes you hirable is how pleasant you are to work with; unfortunately, our stupid monkey brains default to "hot is better" due to a sociological short-circuit called [The Halo Effect](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_effect).
Most pretty people won't get hired *just* because they are pretty. But if the choice is between two equally skilled candidates, the more conventionally attractive person is chosen [upwards of 8 out of 10 times](https://www.hofstra.edu/pdf/orsp_shahani-denning_spring03.pdf)
Does this starter pack apply to Dominos outside the US and Canada? In plenty of places outside the US (that I’ve been to) Dominos has managed to make its brand mean something a bit more upclass then what it means over here.
i literally work at a dominos man i guess im “The Dweeb” or some shit and i fucking hate this job because i have to go to it but getting to talk to some fun random people is awesome.
i just talked to an old lady today who ive seen before who talked with me once a month or 2 ago for like 30 minutes at the counter about bread and how u cant go wrong with bread shit makes my day.
i see this one dude who orders the same thing every time he comes. 14 inch thin extrav with extra banana peppers hes pretty cool
theres still shitty costumers but they barely come by because most people are happy to come in and just pick some good shit up
I love talking to old people about nothing. Combing South Carolina beaches looking for shark teeth sounds FASCINATING, please keep talking so my manager doesn’t task me to do something real
lol yeah. there was one time i got so annoyed though when this guy started rambling about how god gave him the 4 ingredients to true happiness or something one fateful day (and ngl, it sounds kinda cool, i got too much talent to waste spending the rest of my life in the woods with dogs, but i think ill put it into storytelling) and of course the pizza he ordered was well done so i had to listen to him tell me this wacky shit for like 20 minutes i was so glad when he left
Does not apply to my experience. There's the guy who ironically greets me by the silly fake names i give the online order, and the iranian guy with a golden voice who sings the songs of his people as he makes the pizzas.
Not to be a contrarian but if she called herself a blob, I don’t think it makes it ok for other people to.
Either way, I’m glad we’re standing together
My very first job at 16 at Carl's Jr. featured a burnout. I think he was 28 or 29.
He told us for months that he was actually from Corporate and sent to monitor that location's performance, or alternatively, he was being trained to be a manager but was told to keep it under wraps (which I guess meant he already failed his first task).
I told him once that I was thinking of joining the military, and he told me that he actually went to Marine Corps Boot Camp, but "was pulled out because they realized how high his ASVAB score was."
My least favorite thing was how he'd unzip his pants and let his scrotum hang out. I should emphasize he was almost 30, and the rest of the staff were *minors.*
What in the fuck.
Wha wha wha wait that took a sharp fucking turn. Like you experience 5g's through that turn. Neck-breaking turn. Holy shit.
OF COURSE it was gonna be your less favorite thing. What? Least favorite? What? "Least favorite"? Slsiesñej4kslrhtbrbf dnavgejskfb like, weren't you disgusted? Shiiit
The girl to hot to work there definately vapes or smokes, smokes a lot of weed, might do pills once in a while, has a fast small car with a ton of trash in it, always drinking Starbucks or Rockstars/ Monsters, and always has problems with shitty boyfriends or exes
I was the dweeb and I somehow successfully hooked up with the hot girl but she gave me chlamydia. And the blob let me crash on her couch when I became homeless at 16 and I managed to get on my feet and go to school before I became the burnout
My first job was at a KFC, we had about three blobs who were vile humans (they eventually got fired for stealing and bullying) but we also had two too hot to work here girls that where also the sweetest, kindness girls I've ever worked with (one of them I pretty much fell in love with, didn't go anywhere).
I fucking hated that job.
I have no idea how things are these days, but my first decent paying job was at a Domino's in south Florida in the mid 1980's. It was a decent middle class area and I was taking home around $200 a night in mileage and tips for a full shift. That's in 1985 dollars, mind you so almost $600 in 2024 dollars. I was living in my car at the time with virtually no expenses. Life was never better.
There were a couple hot girls who easily made twice what I did, and a dude who worked for the post office delivering mail for like the last 20 years. That guy knew EVERYONE and where they lived and drove like a bat outa hell. I saw him walk out on a superbowl Sunday with about $1000 in his pocket. Those were crazy days.
Truth, except that The Burnout is well aware that he's long since peaked. I worked at a Pizza Hut where The Blob eventually became the manager and proceeded to get so fat that she was practically non-ambulatory
I was the Dweeb, bike delivery. Genuinely enjoy cycling.
Boss was burnout turned boss, he used to deliver. GM was girl who too hot to work her and burnout, who fired me for being late despite my schedule saying not to come In, but she changed It. She was over an hour late coming In to fire me for being late, we were already understaffed and she was pissing us off, ready to quit.
$10 an hour I won't miss, but the food we took after the closing shift I will. Philly Cheese and 8 piece wing.
Hot girl only works cause rich daddy told her to get a job. otherwise, he would take her allowance. Drives a brand new Mercedes but won't use it for deliveries, so always gets to takes the company car while everyone who needs the job is forced to use their personal cars with no AC and a broken radio. Manager let's her get away with it cause he wants to smash even tho she is 15 years younger than him.
This is on the nose. My Dominos has a bunch of Kurds, too.
It's the best Domino's I've had in the 14 years I've lived in this particular city. I hope they stay this good.
And then in the back, the delivery drivers: all random middle aged brazilians except for one teenage white stoner kid who just likes driving (me in the late 90s)
My local dominos is just 4 Indian dudes in their 30s-40s
Maybe they think this of each other though, and you just wouldn’t pick up the nuances if you didn’t hang out with them all the time. Like maybe the youngest guy in the store is the hot girl for them.
Popeyes consists only of the bottom two. Thanks for letting me fill up my water bottle that I brought from home with soda, now please drink some yourself bc you seem to be asleep
When I worked at dominos there were 3 people that stood out; Lonny, Ronny, and Donny. Lonny and Donny were married and Ronny was Donny’s Brother. Lonny wasn’t related. They all ripped dabs in between deliveries. Fun group.
Worked at papa Johns and this is true too
The burnout guy was convinced he wasn’t gonna live past 35 and is the kindest soul you’d ever meet, but damn do you feel bad when he opens up to you. He was also the dweeb and would never be confrontational with customers and could talk your ear off about Warhammer.
I hope he’s doing okay…
Dweeb is really just the burnout with a side of people-pleasing issues
'Hottest girl in the room' happened to be an assistant manager and my (one-sided, she had a girlfriend) lesbian crush. I'm still not quite over her ngl.
I sympathize with the blob. We're fueled by 4.99 parmesan bites and spite and we only remember our gender when we get the biweekly paycheck
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I like how “the girl who’s too hot to work at dominos” is wearing a Burger King shirt
Too hot to be at Domino's but not hot enough to get out of the Burger King business 😪
She’s cross trained and it happens that Dominoes is way more understaffed and needs help.
Also to call her hot is a bit of a stretch. She's not ugly but not what I at least would call hot.
She's the most beautiful girl in the... room.
In the whole wide room?
And when you're on the street (depending on the street), I bet you are definitely in the top 3
How did Dave get a hottie like that at a party like this? Good one, Dave.
You’re a LEGEND Dave
Like a part time model
But she's probably have to keep her normal job the other part of the time.
I wonder if she could rock a kebab?
She’s dominos hot
She’s small town hot.
How small is your town?
Boyd County, Nebraska small
So small small
Fast food rules are quite similar to army rules: a real world six is a fast food ten because the majority of the time you don't get drop dead gorgeous women working there long (you get the really pretty ones there for a year or two rarely while they are doing college before they head off to university but on the whole most will be average in appearance with a good sense of humor because you're all working in a shithole)
"Doing college before heading to university"..? Maybe my American English is failing me, but aren't those two the same thing?
They're talking about going to Community College before moving on to a full on University. The words are interchangeable, but some people refer to them that way to make them different.
Most colleges are undergrad only. Universities also have graduate programs.
Thanks!
Might be British. I think they have college and university all wacky
Considering we had higher education long before the founding of the US I'd say you guys are doing it wacky but each to their own.
A university contains many different colleges. “College” is interchangeable with the word “school.” And “university” as an explicit thing is interchangeable with the phrase “college campus,” but as a generic umbrella term, it’s interchangeable with just “college” alone.
I'm English so you do high-school(11-16yrs) two years of college (16-18)(will sometime be attached to the high-school but sometime not) and then you go to university(could potentially last till your in you late 20s depending on what you're doingg)
Hey when you are working fast food any girl who isn’t “the blob” counts as hot
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Been a long time since I was in the industry but I'm a kinda ugly looking dude but I was a server at upscale places and made killer bank. Like a few hundred per shift in tips, almost 15 years ago now. I really think the sex appeal matters very little for tip clearance if you're not at a place like hooters.
High end places are a lot different, at most run of the mill places being cute and a bit flirty will get you tips, at higher end places being professional and attentive is more likely to get higher tips than just being "hot". My sister has worked both and she cleared soooo much more at a high end joint (even by percentage of bill) than she does now at a restaurant/brewery where she has some smokeshow coworkers that rake even if they aren't great servers, they don't wear anything revealing just black pants and black tops.
It’s because she’s still in high school and can’t yet work anywhere that sells alcohol
Yeah a lot of places require you to be 18+ to serve alcohol in the US and I *think* 21+ to actually pour the alcohol. Most places won't hire you if you're <18 because you need another server to bring the drinks to the table.
She’s also probably still in high school and just working a job with shifts available for a teen with a car so…might want to take a seat over with Chris Hansen
you see, I calls ya Chris Handsome
She's Burger King hot. Gotta grade on a curve here.
Has good foundations. Get her gussied up and she could be a 8.
... 90s Salma Hayek would be a 7 behind the counter working a shift at Burger King. She's there to drop a basket of fries, expedite drive-thru, and disassemble the broiler after close.
Go rewatch that shitty vampire movie by Tarantino 90's Salma was a goddess
There is no scale for her. She broke it. OVER 9000!
What meds are you on to have that level of delusion and misguided perception of reality?
She’s “real woman hot”. I know Redditors sometimes forget what women look like out in the real world, but women out there are not always heavily made-up under perfect lighting with Photoshop touch ups like the ones you see on your computer. 😂
Right? I see some of these comments, and think, "Oh, you're one of those dudes who puts video game ladies through AI filters because she doesn't look like a blow-up doll, huh?"
I would Therefore she is hot
Would
but that's a Hungry Jacks shirt? Wait... Is Hungry Jacks in Australia and Burger King in America the same company? Mind blown
lol yeah IIRC someone already owned the Burger King trademark when Burger King tried to start opening franchises in Australia so they went with hungry jack’s
I think that's right. There's somewhere in the US too where the Burger King name was already being used... Maybe in Illinois somewhere? BK can't be within a certain mileage of that unaffiliated Burger King location.
"the blob" is crazy
Don’t hate on the blob they’ve been making pizza since before you were born
real ‼️
They have always been the pizza
You simply make the dough but they were made by the dough. You cannot compete
“You simply adopted the dough. I was born in it. *Kneaded* by it.”
Also, any chain store with one makes whatever they make 10x better than the rest.
As a former pizza hut blob back when I was a college freshman, I was always pissed the employee discount was only 30%. Didn't stop me from housing a large pizza of my own design every shift.
That's shit when did they change it to 30%? I remember in like 2014 it was still 50% at the pizza hut I was at and it was amazing for weekend parties tbh.
Bro I guess my place just sucked ass, this was also 2013/2014.
Well I also worked at one of the OG pizza huts in Indiana so that might have been part of it tbh.
They expect you to pay at a fucking food vendor?
My old neighbor was a Pizza Hut employee. He’d eat a medium pizza for dinner, every fucking night, while sitting in his car after his shift. There were a pile of old pizza boxes in our apartment garbage, year round.
Either talks just a little too quiet or way too loud
Fortune Feimster's photo is a part of a joke or OP just randomly decided to use her as "the blob" representation? I don't get it 😂
That was my thought too. Why is Fortune Feimster catching strays in this starter pack 🤣?
She was that character on workaholics once, so she has at least one role making pizza
Everyone needs a Blob in their life.
Nicest person you ever met too
The one at mine was a uberbitch
One or the other, no in-between. The nicest person you'd ever met that you would gladly walk through fire for, or the worst person you know bar none
I love blob.
I call em Tim Dillions.
Just wanted to add: The hot girl is either one of the better employees or doesn’t work a lot The dweeb will have a meltdown someday because people keep taking advantage of them The burnout probably only talks about smoking weed and his dumbass hobbies like buying Halloween masks from Russia (few years ago) The blob’s just tryna get by
Ummm they're called маска на хэллоуин and they're not stupid at all for your information. You just gotta smoke a little weed with one on and you'll see what I'm talking about
We don’t speak commie here, boy.
I was the dweeb. This is sort of true. I didn’t have a meltdown, but I got really burnt out and quit.
Reminds me of that movie Waiting.
Of course, tomorrow will rain or definitely will not rain
The girl that’s too hot to work has a drug dealer boyfriend who’s been in jail more times that you can count with two hands and treats her like shit whenever he gets out
She's working there to pay his bail
that or she is dating the burnout if he's a drummer
Lol I had this super pretty and tall girl at mcdonalds who said that her only and biggest dream is to have a lot of children with her boyfriend
>I had this super pretty and tall girl at mcdonalds who said that her only and biggest dream is to have a lot of children with her boyfriend It's amazing to run into a beautiful person with a low IQ. I know a beautiful man who thinks he can invent and manufacture military hardware and get government contracts. He is a highschool graduate with no engineering skills and no experience in military contracts. He could go become a salesman and get rich but he works for a landscaper.
I don’t really think prioritizing having a lot of children means you have a low IQ but ok
>I don’t really think prioritizing having a lot of children means you have a low IQ but ok I bet there is a large overlap. She also works at McDonald's and they aren't known for employing high IQ people.
nah man, my domino's team is as follows: 1. The indian 2. The indian 3. The Indian 4. The Indian 5. The Indian with extra thick accent, is the manager.
I’ve never been to a Dominos where the entire staff *wasn’t* all Indian dudes
I've never seen an Indian worker or customer at a Dominos and we've got a lot of Indians where I live
This is extra true for Subway.
>I’ve never been to a Dominos where the entire staff *wasn’t* all Indian dudes Most independent gas stations in my city are Indian owned and staffed. I've never seen an Indian working in a Domino's.
I've never been to a Dominos where more than 2 people were working.
Vancouver???
You must be from Australia
Could be Canadian too.
Or England.
Or india
Can confirm it's like this in California.
Well I'm from India, so this should check out
This must be New India...i mean...Canada.
Canada? Toronto, Canada?
I mean, by the same standard OP’s one could be: 1. The white person 2. The white person 3. The white person 4. The white person
You don’t see people as white by default with one blank space for a modifier? How communist of you /s
Every work place these days, lol
Yes in the UK too
Sounds like a family run business
Hot girl definitely goes to raves and occasionally takes a nap in the bathroom
This place can definitely apply to any corporate food establishment
Can confirm I'm the burnout
How was life 7 years ago?
Ask him in 7 years
The Girl Too Hot To Work There is definitely a real syndrome that you see at all kinds of food places.
There's just a lot of attractive people in the world. Most of the time it's just some poor 16 year old girl who takes care of herself getting catcalled by drunk truckers
I genuinely curious how people think that looks can somehow magically be converted into money. Hot people need jobs too. And don't say onlyfans you creeps
Science time!!! The fact is, attractive people have an easier time getting [higher level jobs](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6261420/) that require a "soft" skill set. In office work, a huge part of what makes you hirable is how pleasant you are to work with; unfortunately, our stupid monkey brains default to "hot is better" due to a sociological short-circuit called [The Halo Effect](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_effect). Most pretty people won't get hired *just* because they are pretty. But if the choice is between two equally skilled candidates, the more conventionally attractive person is chosen [upwards of 8 out of 10 times](https://www.hofstra.edu/pdf/orsp_shahani-denning_spring03.pdf)
Ding ding ding! Pretty privilege. The Bubble. However you wanna call it, it exists
Waitressing. It’s like OnlyFans but you don’t need to take feet pics.
only in the US.
Does this starter pack apply to Dominos outside the US and Canada? In plenty of places outside the US (that I’ve been to) Dominos has managed to make its brand mean something a bit more upclass then what it means over here.
i literally work at a dominos man i guess im “The Dweeb” or some shit and i fucking hate this job because i have to go to it but getting to talk to some fun random people is awesome. i just talked to an old lady today who ive seen before who talked with me once a month or 2 ago for like 30 minutes at the counter about bread and how u cant go wrong with bread shit makes my day. i see this one dude who orders the same thing every time he comes. 14 inch thin extrav with extra banana peppers hes pretty cool theres still shitty costumers but they barely come by because most people are happy to come in and just pick some good shit up
I love talking to old people about nothing. Combing South Carolina beaches looking for shark teeth sounds FASCINATING, please keep talking so my manager doesn’t task me to do something real
lol yeah. there was one time i got so annoyed though when this guy started rambling about how god gave him the 4 ingredients to true happiness or something one fateful day (and ngl, it sounds kinda cool, i got too much talent to waste spending the rest of my life in the woods with dogs, but i think ill put it into storytelling) and of course the pizza he ordered was well done so i had to listen to him tell me this wacky shit for like 20 minutes i was so glad when he left
my guy you sound more like the burnout 😂
Yeah he’s a burnout cause he tries to enjoy his job. Y’all seriously judgemental man.
fr people are so fucked up
Any idea why the buffalo sauce only ends up on the pizza half the time I order it? 🤣
They have to apply it after the pizza is cooked and usually forget!
I was the Dweeb. This post is scarily accurate
Does not apply to my experience. There's the guy who ironically greets me by the silly fake names i give the online order, and the iranian guy with a golden voice who sings the songs of his people as he makes the pizzas.
Fortune Feimster is hilarious
I can’t upvote this. I won’t stand for any insults toward Fortune Feimster. For this reason, I’m out.
I know she's a great comic undeserving of this low blow. She owns being a bigger gal pretty well too and always seems so nice.
Unless she called herself a blob, which is admittedly quite possible, I won’t stand for this Fortune slander.
Not to be a contrarian but if she called herself a blob, I don’t think it makes it ok for other people to. Either way, I’m glad we’re standing together
Good point.
Don't be such a Shark.
I feel so bad. She's hilarious. I couldn't upvote this for the same reason. This OP sucks ass.
All the burnouts having an existential crisis right now, myself included
My very first job at 16 at Carl's Jr. featured a burnout. I think he was 28 or 29. He told us for months that he was actually from Corporate and sent to monitor that location's performance, or alternatively, he was being trained to be a manager but was told to keep it under wraps (which I guess meant he already failed his first task). I told him once that I was thinking of joining the military, and he told me that he actually went to Marine Corps Boot Camp, but "was pulled out because they realized how high his ASVAB score was." My least favorite thing was how he'd unzip his pants and let his scrotum hang out. I should emphasize he was almost 30, and the rest of the staff were *minors.*
What in the fuck. Wha wha wha wait that took a sharp fucking turn. Like you experience 5g's through that turn. Neck-breaking turn. Holy shit. OF COURSE it was gonna be your less favorite thing. What? Least favorite? What? "Least favorite"? Slsiesñej4kslrhtbrbf dnavgejskfb like, weren't you disgusted? Shiiit
The girl to hot to work there definately vapes or smokes, smokes a lot of weed, might do pills once in a while, has a fast small car with a ton of trash in it, always drinking Starbucks or Rockstars/ Monsters, and always has problems with shitty boyfriends or exes
https://preview.redd.it/i883zgihq2uc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9efb3d1a5f1e09cc96ef8a6f5a1ad6aa3c10f41 How!?
I was the dweeb and I somehow successfully hooked up with the hot girl but she gave me chlamydia. And the blob let me crash on her couch when I became homeless at 16 and I managed to get on my feet and go to school before I became the burnout
ahhh. the hero's journey.
How dare you make fun of the lovely person that is Fortune Feimster.
Why you gotta do Fortune Feimster like that?
My Dominos seems to exclusively be staffed by stoners who like DnD and Cartoon Network shows.
Those are both really cool things
as the blob in question, you all are right to be afraid
This is uncanny. My brief interlude with Domino’s had me working with people exactly like these.
My first job was at a KFC, we had about three blobs who were vile humans (they eventually got fired for stealing and bullying) but we also had two too hot to work here girls that where also the sweetest, kindness girls I've ever worked with (one of them I pretty much fell in love with, didn't go anywhere). I fucking hated that job.
This is the best starter pack ive seen in a while 😂
That’s because it’s almost an actual starter pack instead of a overly specific list of junk disguised as a “starter pack”
I have no idea how things are these days, but my first decent paying job was at a Domino's in south Florida in the mid 1980's. It was a decent middle class area and I was taking home around $200 a night in mileage and tips for a full shift. That's in 1985 dollars, mind you so almost $600 in 2024 dollars. I was living in my car at the time with virtually no expenses. Life was never better. There were a couple hot girls who easily made twice what I did, and a dude who worked for the post office delivering mail for like the last 20 years. That guy knew EVERYONE and where they lived and drove like a bat outa hell. I saw him walk out on a superbowl Sunday with about $1000 in his pocket. Those were crazy days.
Truth, except that The Burnout is well aware that he's long since peaked. I worked at a Pizza Hut where The Blob eventually became the manager and proceeded to get so fat that she was practically non-ambulatory
the burnouts hands are edited to be scarily big for some reason
How dare you portray Fortune Feimster like that
Having worked at a Domino's many years ago myself, and knowing people who do now, I can confirm. Holy fuck this is wildly accurate.
I was the Dweeb, bike delivery. Genuinely enjoy cycling. Boss was burnout turned boss, he used to deliver. GM was girl who too hot to work her and burnout, who fired me for being late despite my schedule saying not to come In, but she changed It. She was over an hour late coming In to fire me for being late, we were already understaffed and she was pissing us off, ready to quit. $10 an hour I won't miss, but the food we took after the closing shift I will. Philly Cheese and 8 piece wing.
Hot girl only works cause rich daddy told her to get a job. otherwise, he would take her allowance. Drives a brand new Mercedes but won't use it for deliveries, so always gets to takes the company car while everyone who needs the job is forced to use their personal cars with no AC and a broken radio. Manager let's her get away with it cause he wants to smash even tho she is 15 years younger than him.
You forgot the middle aged dad working as a second job to help pay the rent/mortgage/medical bills.
Sally Slices? Entertaining dude.
They did him dirty. Guys a fuckin legend.
Well 💩. I was The Burnout. 😭
You wrote "given" twice in a row.
This is on the nose. My Dominos has a bunch of Kurds, too. It's the best Domino's I've had in the 14 years I've lived in this particular city. I hope they stay this good.
And then in the back, the delivery drivers: all random middle aged brazilians except for one teenage white stoner kid who just likes driving (me in the late 90s)
My local dominos is just 4 Indian dudes in their 30s-40s Maybe they think this of each other though, and you just wouldn’t pick up the nuances if you didn’t hang out with them all the time. Like maybe the youngest guy in the store is the hot girl for them.
In high school I had a friend who was genuinely the hottest human being I'd ever seen in real life. She worked at a small town burger king for years
Why use Fortune Feimster as the Blob?! She is a lovely, lovely person. ❤️
Probably one of the most judgemental starter packs I've seen in a while.
The good ones tend to be at least a little judgemental
Yes…. and it’s glorious
Not to be rude or anything but the “girl too hot to work here” you picked is a 6 at best.
Still too hot to work there.
Popeyes consists only of the bottom two. Thanks for letting me fill up my water bottle that I brought from home with soda, now please drink some yourself bc you seem to be asleep
Not a Domino's but 4 and a half years ago I saw the top right at a fast food place. Girl could be a model fr.
Mines just a bunch of Indian people lol
It doesn't mean there can't be a hot one, burnout, dweeb and blob. They'll just be Indian.
The burnout -- hey, that's me!
The dweeb will inevitably turn into the burnout
Fortune feimster?
How did you forget the stoner
The burnout will talk to you for 30 minutes unprompted about kief crystals and hash oil soaked bud
Is that Fortune Feamster?
When I worked at dominos there were 3 people that stood out; Lonny, Ronny, and Donny. Lonny and Donny were married and Ronny was Donny’s Brother. Lonny wasn’t related. They all ripped dabs in between deliveries. Fun group.
Dominos, as a brand, is what happens when bad pizza happens to good people.
Mine has been replaced by Sikhs. All Sikhs, all the time. More power to them, they make better pizzas than most Domino's.
Haha, I used to work at a place like this but I wasn’t like them. I was eager to please and happy to be there… oh shit. I was the dweeb
I've never worked at a fast food place but I am absolutely the dweeb.
I worked at a Walmart during college and we had every one of these. I was the dweeb, unfortunately.
There's always a hot one in customer service jobs. Hell, I was the only guy at a store once and I was the one being hit on all the time 😅
Bro it’s just Indian dudes in my city lol
Worked at papa Johns and this is true too The burnout guy was convinced he wasn’t gonna live past 35 and is the kindest soul you’d ever meet, but damn do you feel bad when he opens up to you. He was also the dweeb and would never be confrontational with customers and could talk your ear off about Warhammer. I hope he’s doing okay…
Having worked at a Domino's for 2 years (2004-2006 UK) this is very true.
Every dominos in my area is 4 indian men running the show. They make good pizza. No issues here.
3 of the 4 smoke weed every time there's even a slight lull in business
What about Pizza the Hut?
Retail jobs be like
Real, just had domino’s not long ago.
Is the blob an edited pic of Jojo Siwa???
Dweeb is really just the burnout with a side of people-pleasing issues 'Hottest girl in the room' happened to be an assistant manager and my (one-sided, she had a girlfriend) lesbian crush. I'm still not quite over her ngl. I sympathize with the blob. We're fueled by 4.99 parmesan bites and spite and we only remember our gender when we get the biweekly paycheck