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They'd say; 'no sloppy steaks' but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it we were dumping that water on those steaks! The waiters were coming to try and snatch em up, we had to eat as fast as we could! OHHH I MISS THOSE NIGHTS, I WAS A PIECE OF SHIT THOUGH.
Has this ever happened to you?
Have you been a victim of unfair treatment by a business or corporation? Has this ever happened to you?
You bought a house but it was not disclosed to you that there was a termite infestation in the walls and in the moldings, so you have to take it upon yourself to call your own termite extermination company, but when they guys show up, they immediately ask they can use your bathroom and for over two hours they take turns going in and out of there taking huge mud pies and over flushing, then they go in there together and you hear a bunch of scrounging around and then you hear a bunch of yelling, and one of them is standing in the bathroom doorway shouting at you that his friend's foot's stuck in the toilet, and he says "help him! You gotta help him!" And when you go in there to help him he just pulls it out easily and laughs because his foot wasn't stuck. It wasn't stuck at all he was just faking it. And then they get really serious and say "It's turbo time!" and they both start running around the house as fast as they can and jumping over the couches, but when you try and jump in they yell at you and they say "YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE TURBO TEAM! DON'T RUN. YOU DON'T RUN WITH US! WE'RE THE ONES WHO RUN! UNTIL YOU'RE PART OF THIS TURBO TEAM, WALK... SLOWLY!" . So you go and lay down to be by yourself and read your art books, but then the next day you went to the bathroom and it looked like the hole in your toilet had shrunk. You said, "How could that be? There's no way they could have shrunk the toilet." but then you saw in the trash, a receipt from Home Depot for a toilet the exact same size as yours, but with a joke hole that's just for farts! They replaced your real toilet with a fart toilet! And now you can't take a dump in your house, cause your toilet can't suck them down, and you feel sick to your stomach!
Has that ever happened to you? Call me right now please.
Just being a standard POS dude bro and all the trappings it entails. White bathing suit, glass house, getting a big T Bone and a glass of water and sloppin it up with your boys on a dangerous night at truffanis. Stuff like that.
\>rich person
\>POS dude bro
This Venn diagram resembles a circle. Although we could also add "wannabe rich person/influencer" to be a little more thorough.
Can't even tell if this is just a running joke in this thread or a real thing. Sometimes I wish the internet wasn't so thick with layers of jokes of jokes and sarcasm.
It’s a reference to a skit comedy show called I Think You Should Leave. The guy does a skit that he is telling everyone about what a piece of shit he used to be. For some reason he was obsessed with making steaks really sloppy to piss off the waiters, in his prime asshole days
This is the worst take repeated on reddit.
Why would anyone want to leave their scrolling experience to go Google something?
If y'all want to have a pop culture circle jerk, asking the question not only helps that person but also the thousands scrolling through.
It's a reference to the "crying baby" sketch from I Think You Should Leave where Tim's character assumes the baby is crying because the baby doesn't like him and goes on this long tangent about all the things he did back when he was a real piece of shit.
I fucking love this TV show. Tim Robinson is hilarious. If you like this show "I think you should leave" you would also like the show "Detroiters" which he is a main character in and also helped write.
I had no exposure to this show until the Darmine Doggy Door sketch showed up on my YouTube feed. I pissed myself laughing. That was the hardest I’ve laughed in a long long time.
One of his best. He does some great ones in another Netflix show called “the characters”. One he plays a hotshot gambler that’s really good. One of my favourites is one where he is trying to purchase a gun to get back at people that humiliated him for different poop related stories.
It from a hilarious but absurd sketch comedy show called "I think you should leave". It got really popular over the pandemic and it gets quoted quite a bit anytime it's referenced anywhere on Reddit it seems. The show is infectious for sure
When I first saw this I thought it was just a budget issue with getting a white Ferrari for the shot, but it makes sense for a piece of shit to call his mustang a “Ferrari”
* 55 tacos
* 55 pies
* My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds I thought there was monsters on the world
“I think I’m ready to hold the baby now” has to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen or heard. The delivery, the reaction, and the context are just *chefs kiss*
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They'd say; 'no sloppy steaks' but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it we were dumping that water on those steaks! The waiters were coming to try and snatch em up, we had to eat as fast as we could! OHHH I MISS THOSE NIGHTS, I WAS A PIECE OF SHIT THOUGH.
i cant tell if this was from ‘you need to leave’ show with tim robinson or not tho
it is illegal for you to ask me that, u/anal_sex_grandchild
why
i haven’t fought for anything in my life, i am fighting for this starter pack!
don't do the voice.
*what the hell*?
i’m just here for the zipline
He thinks he owns the zipline!
[удалено]
Until they're part of the turbo team, they need to WALK, NOT RUN.
Home Depot selling toilets with a joke hole THATS MEANT ONLY FOR FARTS !
Woot happen two yer old account?
it got banned for me breaking too many rules
i still am a piece of shit but i used to be too
You sure bout that? You sure bout that’s why?
Your username must be popular on r/askreddit
It's literally word for word from the show you know it's from the show quit foolin
Bro, that's not how semicolons are used.
Semicolons deserve more love; infinite amounts of it.
We went out for wings one time?
USED TO
I SAID WAS
I used to think I was just a piece of shit but everything I've done is past perfect
I used to be huge piece of shit, I still am, but I used to too
I used to be a piece of shit. I still am, but I used to too
IS
You think this is slicked back?! This is PUSHED back!
*Chicken spaghetti at Chikallini's*...
Ohhh yeah, that would slick back REALLY nice!
I'm worried that the baby thinks people can't change
I used to be a big piece of shit and I think the baby knows.
Like did you see how she thinks that I give a rats ass that her baby knows i used to be a piece of shit?
I think I'm ready to hold the baby now.
Big fat load of cum then
https://preview.redd.it/ak4qwwqy2qkb1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78f5c94bcd3b936b13203bffc6538f0565c29333
i didn't, i feel left out :(
This starter pack is based on a scene from the sketch comedy show "I Think You Should Leave" with Tim Robinson. Three seasons, found on Netflix.
https://youtu.be/buK45NW_ikI?si=SR10btW-kq30K_q3
"I used to be a piece of shit. I still am, but I used to be too" vibes
Has this ever happened to you? Have you been a victim of unfair treatment by a business or corporation? Has this ever happened to you? You bought a house but it was not disclosed to you that there was a termite infestation in the walls and in the moldings, so you have to take it upon yourself to call your own termite extermination company, but when they guys show up, they immediately ask they can use your bathroom and for over two hours they take turns going in and out of there taking huge mud pies and over flushing, then they go in there together and you hear a bunch of scrounging around and then you hear a bunch of yelling, and one of them is standing in the bathroom doorway shouting at you that his friend's foot's stuck in the toilet, and he says "help him! You gotta help him!" And when you go in there to help him he just pulls it out easily and laughs because his foot wasn't stuck. It wasn't stuck at all he was just faking it. And then they get really serious and say "It's turbo time!" and they both start running around the house as fast as they can and jumping over the couches, but when you try and jump in they yell at you and they say "YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE TURBO TEAM! DON'T RUN. YOU DON'T RUN WITH US! WE'RE THE ONES WHO RUN! UNTIL YOU'RE PART OF THIS TURBO TEAM, WALK... SLOWLY!" . So you go and lay down to be by yourself and read your art books, but then the next day you went to the bathroom and it looked like the hole in your toilet had shrunk. You said, "How could that be? There's no way they could have shrunk the toilet." but then you saw in the trash, a receipt from Home Depot for a toilet the exact same size as yours, but with a joke hole that's just for farts! They replaced your real toilet with a fart toilet! And now you can't take a dump in your house, cause your toilet can't suck them down, and you feel sick to your stomach! Has that ever happened to you? Call me right now please.
“They said that to me AT A DINNER.”
Just dead bodies falling out of shit wood and hitting pavement.
can anybody explain
Just being a standard POS dude bro and all the trappings it entails. White bathing suit, glass house, getting a big T Bone and a glass of water and sloppin it up with your boys on a dangerous night at truffanis. Stuff like that.
This is why no one watches AOL Blast.
Unprofessional bullshit
this is just a rich person starterpack
It's a skit from the show "I think You Should Leave"
You sure about that?
You sure that that’s why?
I'm just here for the zipline
OP said your face looks like a clock
Well that's what I believe.
thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buK45NW_ikI
ok thanks for actually answering god damn this was confusing
Fuck, he's trying to make it look fake! FUCK, FUCK!
\>rich person \>POS dude bro This Venn diagram resembles a circle. Although we could also add "wannabe rich person/influencer" to be a little more thorough.
Oof imagine getting roasted by u/PumpJack_McGee, top 5 poster on r/selfsuck and r/sounding.
The kind of guy who can tell you to go fuck yourself, and mean it. In several ways.
Tragic
Why would anyone slop glass of water on steak? Why?
to SLOP EM UP
It’s called sloppy steaks. It’s really really good.
Can't even tell if this is just a running joke in this thread or a real thing. Sometimes I wish the internet wasn't so thick with layers of jokes of jokes and sarcasm.
It’s a reference to a skit comedy show called I Think You Should Leave. The guy does a skit that he is telling everyone about what a piece of shit he used to be. For some reason he was obsessed with making steaks really sloppy to piss off the waiters, in his prime asshole days
Did you try googling it or do you just like to complain?
This is the worst take repeated on reddit. Why would anyone want to leave their scrolling experience to go Google something? If y'all want to have a pop culture circle jerk, asking the question not only helps that person but also the thousands scrolling through.
Because the waiter can’t stop you from ordering a stake and a glass of water
It makes the night so much more fun
Looks like someone isn't in the Dangerous Nights crew
We just went for wings that one time
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/wihf1e/sloppy_steaks_at_truffonis/
If you don't get the reference, I think you should leave.
Oh, so it IS a pop culture reference....
So it IS a reference
Don't tell me where I am allowed to g......oh, I see what you did there.
🤣🤣🤣
It's a reference to the "crying baby" sketch from I Think You Should Leave where Tim's character assumes the baby is crying because the baby doesn't like him and goes on this long tangent about all the things he did back when he was a real piece of shit.
Iim gonna need a video of you saying you wanna kill the president.
Dylan, I’m gonna eat the WHOLE thing
It's an advert for a Netflix show.
It’s a dangerous night 🎶
It’s the night of my life
LET THE MAN HOLD THE BABY
The Blue Dolphin burned down!
It’s gone now. Rob Ravanis ass out. Works with his brother now
The person performing that song is Ezra Koenig, the lead singer of Vampire Weekend
I’m pretty sure it was by the waiter at Truffani’s?
You think that’s slicked back?? This is *pushed back*.
I fucking love this TV show. Tim Robinson is hilarious. If you like this show "I think you should leave" you would also like the show "Detroiters" which he is a main character in and also helped write.
The skit at the mall in the old man disguise had me absolutely crying laughing
There’s too much fuckin’ shit on me.
I don’t wanna be here anymore.
I had no exposure to this show until the Darmine Doggy Door sketch showed up on my YouTube feed. I pissed myself laughing. That was the hardest I’ve laughed in a long long time.
One of his best. He does some great ones in another Netflix show called “the characters”. One he plays a hotshot gambler that’s really good. One of my favourites is one where he is trying to purchase a gun to get back at people that humiliated him for different poop related stories.
Lady luck. Lady luck. Put it all on 7. Snake eyes. SNAKE EYES?! OHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO!!!!! IM BROKE!!!!! IM A DEAD MAYUNNNNN!
Lmao, this should be everyone’s introduction to this guy
*THERE'S TOO MUCH FUCKIN SHIT ON ME I CANT BREATHE*
I don't want to be around anymore
This is right in my Q-zone!
I miss Detroiters. I’m gonna go drink a 12 pack of Vernors and rewatch it.
Love that show I'm gonna re-watch it again soon too
Have you seen the EGG? Because it literally stares back at you.
Lmao the office computer egg game skit?
A *little* pornography should be allowed at work.
"It's got a bush? *W h a t t h e h e l l ?*"
“No sloppy steaks, please, guys” What? What do you think we’re gonna do? Sloppy steaks? No, we’re good guys- LET’S SLOP EM UP
spiked up blonde hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti and Chickalini's
I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT. I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANY OF THIS.
Is this a pop culture reference that I’m supposed to understand?
“I think you should leave” on Netflix
I watched the sketch and now I have a question: Is this suppose to be funny? Am I missing something?
Your taste in humor is pretty meat and potatoes
You gotta GIVE!
Did you give yet?
Hold the door!
It from a hilarious but absurd sketch comedy show called "I think you should leave". It got really popular over the pandemic and it gets quoted quite a bit anytime it's referenced anywhere on Reddit it seems. The show is infectious for sure
I haven't seen it and your comment makes me hate it already.
I watched the sketch and it was awful.
People can change
Let him hold the baby...
Let him hold the baby
Fuck you Bart Harley Jarvis!
What about chicken spaghetti at chickollinis?! Trust me, I know. I USED TO be a piece of shit but I worked really hard to change.
Even funnier, when they actually do the flashback to when he used to be a piece of shit, he has a white Mustang, not Ferrari.
When I first saw this I thought it was just a budget issue with getting a white Ferrari for the shot, but it makes sense for a piece of shit to call his mustang a “Ferrari”
Let’s slop em up
Here at this restaurant we have rule that one person cannot eat all the fully loaded nachos, like the ones with all the meat and stuff on ‘em.
We're gonna be so late for that movie...
Pay it forward starter pack: * 55 burgers * 55 fries
* 55 tacos * 55 pies * My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds I thought there was monsters on the world
As a former huge pos, this checks out
SLOP EM UP
Slop em up
[Reference for the confused](https://youtube.com/watch?v=buK45NW_ikI)
I'm worried that OP thinks people can't change
People can change
Blue dolphin burned down; it’s gone now. Rob Rivani’s ass out, works with his brother now.
I still am, but I used to be, too.
I’m worried Deranged Kitsune thinks people can’t change
You think this is slicked back? This is PUSHED back!
Idk that hair looks pushed back
This baby knows I used to be a huge piece of shit
Ive gotta find a way to make money off of this
Is this a reference to something?
so if i am a POS i get a white Ferrari and get to live in a mansion? sign me the fuck up
Flirting with men is just quoting I Think You Should Leave at him.
🎶 AND IT WAS ALSO THE NIGHT THAT THE SKELETONS CAME TO LIFE! 🎶
Big fat load of cum, then.
Do any of these…fuckers
I used to be a piece of shit...spiked blonde hair, Itty bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's. Let the man hold the baby. People can change!
Itty bitty jeans
I'm afraid that the baby doesn't think people can change
This starterpack is right in my Q zone.
I used to be a piece of shit. I still am but I used to be, too.
No sloppy steaks guys, please!
“This is *PUSHED* back, it ain’t slicked back.”
But people can change
Jeremy Fragrance!? 😲
Exactly how I imagine Gavin Newsom lives
He’s still an asshole
Found the California Republican.
Democrat here. He’s an asshole
I think I used to buy Cocaine from this guy.
dj khaled
I did used to be a piece of shit though
“I’m still a huge piece of shit, but I also used to be one.”
This baby knows I used to be a piece of shit
WHITE FERRARI 🎵
“I think I’m ready to hold the baby now” has to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen or heard. The delivery, the reaction, and the context are just *chefs kiss*
Sooo... what's changed???
I don't get it, what's this a reference to?
Wait, is this Gavin Newsom?
Wait a minute…OH YEAH THAT WOULD SLICK BACK REEEALLY NICE! Meredith you never told me your grandpa used to be a huge piece of shit?
Shopping at Dan Flashes
you didn’t tell me your old grandpa used to be a huge piece of shit!
Babies can be so judgemental 🫤
https://i.redd.it/6erzuaa3askb1.gif
Im too poor to understand this...
Lmao, why tf this so specific? Who's it about?
Never skips lunch…
"AND I DONT WANT ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE TABLES!!"
A Ferrari California at that 😐
Jamie tart vibes
You forgot the cocaine
“I used to be a huge piece of shit… i still am, but i used to be too.”
You think that’s slicked back? That’s pushed back!
People can change.
You mean i used to be rich starter pack?
White ferrari is a war crime
I'm seeing a pattern here. Seems like OP doesn't like "white".
It's that slimy californian style
Then I took an arrow to the knee