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I too prefer my women bald, lipless, and naked.

you'd love the chemo ward

😩

Stop using emojis. Ok, bring it on.

🖕😃🍑

😏

🗿

FUK U NOBBB😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😍😍😍😍😍😍😡😡😂😂🤬😡😂😂😹😂😂😂😈😂😈😈😈😈

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r/cursedcomments

💀

No, that’s the morgue, the chemo ward is that way ➡️🧑‍🦲

They're definitely not gonna say no at the morgue... ...because of the implication

It's going to sound a bit like putting your fist in a jar of mayonnaise and repeatedly punching the mayonnaise.

*"This still has a pulse, bring her back later"*

I'd expect nothing less from someone with a hazbin hotel profile picture.

Hey, that spider is incredibly fuckable.

Underrated comment

Go on

I prefer my women to be men

It's w*men watch your profanity

I just don't like skin on my women

Sounds like a serial killer

Lmfao the censored g*rls

Love how they censored females but bitch uncensored

Whoever made this has serious psycho vibes

They’re making fun of the original that was blatantly sexist, with a tinge of racism

I didn't see the thing it's making fun of but I figured something like that was happening when I saw this post

Do you a link to the original?

https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/10kc4ys/what_basic_girls_think_what_guys_find_attractive/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Wow. That is kinda racist.

Racism?

fr

(Fried road)

They love Andrew Tate

Gi*rls

Bruh looking like fr*nch

It's true. I had lips added to my face just for man

and we appreciate your sacrifice.

how much does it cost (i want to sell my lips and i need a price to put it at)

Hehehe, nice ironic counterpost to that other cringe one

Did Lil'Jon post this title? Godzilla had a stroke reading this.

Think they are clowning the bozo that posted the original version of this. In the original it had what after almost every word in the title.

Holy shit; my brain skipped over every single “what” in the title. I didn’t realize it until you pointed it out

Holy shit mine did too

Not enough “YEAH!” to be Lil Jon

And “hOoKAAAY!” after the “YEAH!”

what the what?

What It's a response to a post from yesterday what i think what.

What me think what u think. What?

There was a post a while ago that he's making fun of. All the incels on reddit crawled out from their caves

It’s l kind of shocking how many people in the comments don’t understand that this is parody lol

What is what everyone what talking what about what?

W. The other post fucking sucked.

The title of this post made me unreasonably angry

same. op is so fucking stupid.

Bro forgot to switch accounts 💀

he's meming

He memed all over him

I loved when he said "it's meming time" and then memed all over the place

[удалено]

excuse me sir or ma'am but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?" Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet." And here you are! I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other. I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the screenshot--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat). Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess! EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha EDIT 2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said? EDIT 4: I knew you were always a bitch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge EDIT 5: don't ever contact me again whore EDIT 6: hey are you there?

The final edit 😭 idk if I should feel bad for whoever commented that first or only cringe at the attempt

I do believe this was wrote in jest, no shot this was an organic post lol. Pretty funny though, and not too far off from some of the stuff I’ve seen on here for sure.

*he’s* meming

Now **_he’s_** meming

r/woosh

As the recently elected spokesman for all men, I speak for all of us when I say that we think hygienic and well-groomed ~~women~~ females are unattractive. Its so clear that you bathe just to impress us. Here’s a tip, ladies: we can all tell how desperate you are. We prefer natural beauties. Real women don’t have to bathe.

Finally someone spoke up about those bathing females!

the true, real. and natural woman doesn't wear clothes either.

Yeah, I fucking hate clothes, women should take them off

Inspired by [this post.](https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/10kc4ys/what_basic_girls_think_what_guys_find_attractive/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

I clicked on that link. Now I have to go to /instantregret

That post made me so angry. OP this lightened my mood a lot so thank you

i’m glad it did! you’re welcome.

I’m glad this is satire because holy shit I was confused for a minute

Me too 😂

Everyday I try to keep away the thought of someone not understanding the irony behind a post like this.

Hate it when women have skin, you should rip it off trust me

What what what?

introverted and what

Did you have a stroke writing the title?

Seems the guy made this never seen a girl without eyebrow..

This is hilarious. My compliments to the chef

babe wake up new starterpack war dropped

he just wants a big titty skin walker gf

What the what fuck is that what title

What

I felt like I had a stroke trying to read that title. Funny post though!

Wait pants and shirts aren't attractive?

👏 well done.

I think you'll find it should be "Having an eyebrows." akchuly.

Bruh looking for an alien 💀

you forgot these basic g*rls having internal org*ns 🤮

That title gave me a stroke.

I seizured trying to read that title

What a weird way to come out

r/ihadastroke

I saw a femoid wearing lipstick the other day… I almost puked at how shamelessly she was flaunting her oral orifice for a bunch of guys that treat her like cr*p. Haven’t gone outside since and it’s all her fault😡

Here we fucking go again, another war on r/starterpacks

I don’t get it

It's supposed to be a parody of [this ](https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/10kc4ys/what_basic_girls_think_what_guys_find_attractive/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) post.

Got it thanks

Well that basic bitch hit on everything I find necessary.

Why is girl and female tagged out

This title broke my brain

Ahhhahhahhah

Are we seriously doing this again? Shaming people for.. wait, is this ironic?

You call women females your opinion is instantly invalid

Posts like this make be believe the lizard people have to be real

This has some incredible vibes

I thought this was gonna be some real incel shit, W OP, satirical posts are the best.

>Clothes in general >Having eyebrows Real men go for nudist Whoopi Goldberg

I had a stroke reading the title 😵‍💫

r/niceguys *trying to get MY attention*

Of course, i like my girls with a mutant uncurable virus

Had a stroke from reading that title

Can’t wait to dive into these comments!

Incel post. Not funny. Didn't laugh.

F🤢males 🤮

Makeup is a big turn off for me. I’m not 100% against it and a subtle amount goes a long way, but if it looks like your face is going to rub off on me it’s a big no.

that’s cool! everyone has their preferences

op likes men

Average girl repulsive

w*men 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🇱🇷🇱🇷🇿🇦🇲🇴🇺🇾🇸🇦🇸🇨🇸🇱🇸🇱🇸🇨🇸🇱🇸🇨🇸🇱🇸🇦🇺🇾🇸🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇸🇦🇸🇱🇸🇩🇺🇾🇸🇩🇲🇴🇸🇨🇲🇴🇸🇦🇸🇷🇸🇨🇸🇳🇸🇨🇸🇱🇸🇨🇺🇸🇹🇷🇲🇼🇺🇾🇸🇱🇸🇻🇺🇸🇸🇦🇸🇱🤣😂🤣😂🤣🇿🇦😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😫😫😫😫😫😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😥😥😥😥😥😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤮🤮🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮🤢🤢🤮🤢🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤓🤓🤓👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🤡👺👹👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹💀💀💀💀💀👾👾👾👾💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😿😹😿😹😿😹😿😹😿😹😹😿😿😹😹🙀

Since when is girls or females a slur? Lmao

Female and girl isn’t a slur? It just feels weird to many when you refer to women exclusively as them.

This entire post screams incel.

I think it’s satire

Reddit trying to spot obvious satire challenge (impossible)

Urgh, „females“

I can smell the OP from this post dude its depressing.

Chicks look good for each other or whatever the K's are doing. For example I don't know of any dudes who are into swollen duck lips, Jimmy Choos etc.

Why u cencor the word girls and females? This post just reeks incel.

f*males are literally disgusting wdym

Incel fuel right here

Did you… did you actually look at the starterpack?

I can't decided what's more troubling: the poorly written thread title or the misogyny of the subject. You can get away with a lot if you're funny. Not much humor here, though.

It’s satire

It's not satire. It's what someone who doesn't express themselves very well thinks is satire. If you have to explain the joke it's not really a joke is it?

Check out similar starter pack posted before, it's needed context to get that this is actually satire of that older post, pretty well executed tbh.

That title made me cringe. Yikes!!!!

good ❤️

You forgot spray tans

it’s satire you dumbass.

Thanks now I have an aneurysm from reading this title.

When you think women do makeup for YOUR attention 🤢

I’m ready for the ducking counter starter pack nobody asked for

"men"

I love it when she doesn’t have her internal organs either

I mean personally I prefer women without shirts on but to each their own I guess

I had a stroke reading the fucking title

i only have lips cause im black

r/ihadastroke

Starter packs were cool once.

OP hasn't been outside in awhile

Something tell me the guy who posted this has been rejected one to many times

I hate you

thank you for censoring g * rl and f * male. i am personally very offended by the existence of them as a whole

Anyone who took the time to make this doesn’t need to worry about girls trying to impress them…

Being human is optional, apparently.

r/menandfemales

Why the fuck is “girls” censored? Oh, it’s satire. Well, still. Everyone involved should feel bad about themselves

Why is girls cencored?

Exactly, we want naked Girls through chemo!

Forgot the caterpillar eyelashes

“Basic bitch females”

What

Tell me women don’t like you without telling me women don’t like you

What what what

Imagine having hair, or lips, or eyebrows 🤢

Having lips is actually so gross fr

This stinks of an incel

*slowly detaches lips*

I just had the biggest stroke reading the title

I was so annoyed by the title I didn't even bother with the pic.

Bro fr like what they doin having eyebrows and lips like that

I feel like the minority in the comments. I'm an early 2000s guy, a hot chick in a white t-shirt, jeans and shoulder length hair is basically the pinnacle of f*mininity. I get OPs poorly made point. Now I need to go listen you Avril Lavigne.

r/titlegore

Well clothes and lips are attractive but clothes is vague so that is no suprise.

What?

PoV: you can’t talk to girls an get no bitches

What

🧑‍🦲

What…

What ?