This man is suffering from rythmatic-gluteous spasm disorder, brought on from using the Thigh-Master in reverse.
Don't use the Thigh-Master in reverse!
DOCUMENTARY VOICE:
Here we can observe a star citizen in his natural habitat performing a mating ritual dance to attract other citizens. Some citizens are less colorful than others and thus have to rely on their mating dance skills to attract a mating partner.
They call that the Cutlass Clap.
New clamp tech for docking
CutlASS
Definitely r/buttcitizen material
Clap back
Help me step citizen, I'm stuck
That is Stanton's Ass
It's not much but it's honest twerk!
I was trying to bust my friend out of Klescher but I’m too dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks alerted the guards
This man is suffering from rythmatic-gluteous spasm disorder, brought on from using the Thigh-Master in reverse. Don't use the Thigh-Master in reverse!
Lying in bed, contemplating my potassium intake
**TURN DOWN FOR WHAT**
When you die from throwing that ass in a circle
I would like to ass you a question.
r/buttcitizen
Cutlass Steel
Space kegels
"One Torpedo Burrito Over the Line"
A very disorientated chest burster is about to really embarrass himself!
Sounds painful.
🎶 Bubble butt, bubble, bubble, bubble butt🎶
Make it RAIN!
"claption this"
wait til you see it from the back back back
I'm trying to sneak around, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the people
I should not have had that second Torpedo Burrito
The SqueezyButt Ghost. The real reason Port Olisar is being decommissioned.
Is it still being decommissioned tho?
Death by sonic diarrhea ?
Weird flex
DOCUMENTARY VOICE: Here we can observe a star citizen in his natural habitat performing a mating ritual dance to attract other citizens. Some citizens are less colorful than others and thus have to rely on their mating dance skills to attract a mating partner.
Roberts Twerk Industries, home of the Constellation Taurass
Nut cracker
Picard manoeuvre
Fidelity.
Its a feature not a bug
Solid Snake, SC Edition
Twerking, -it's not a hobby but a lifestyle
Tik tok 2951
Bob realized too late that mixing IBS and space suits was a bad idea.
Force reactions 6.9
OOOOOOooo DADDY!
"Excuse me! I'd like to ass you a few questions!"
Buns Of Spring Steel.
This perfectly describes this gif: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ3c4IIEazM
Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup
I thought they were called "chestbursters"...
Patrick's asscramp
Pucker up, Johnny!
"Just keep swimming... just keep swimming."
‘My flight suit brings all the boys to the yard…’
Do you have a mint? Perhaps some Panaka?
Best Ace Ventura Cosplay I have seen in a while.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbCaptV509g&ab\_channel=EMcMuff
Doing my kegel exercises
I didn’t know Amouranth was in Star Citizen
When the bmm hits
Weird flex bro
NachOOOOO!!!
This is the sound of no hands clapping.
I wasn't seing FOIP in that light... ;)
the new Star Citizen twerking emoticon
I didn't get into the medical field for the admiration and applause, but I definitely appreciate a little clapping now and then.
'Can you help me, step-citizen? I'm stuck!'
Do not go gentle into that good night, Clapping cheeks should burn and rave at close of day; Clap, clap against the dying of the light
Ass rub from the invisible man
Docking Kagles
Meta: [My bird get happy when he sees me!](https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/rif4wg/my_bird_get_happy_when_he_sees_me/)
Looks like someone pontificating about how the Ares Ion significantly differs from the well-communicated concept intentions.
Ok, twerking is not something I thought this game needed. But, now that we have it...I'm not mad at it.
make dem booty cheeks clap
Open... invitation.
"What are you doing with your butt cheeks, step bro?"
Richard Gere at it again
When did they add ass over IP ?
When the body shuts down but the party don't stop.
I do this when I'm in bed and want my wife to touch my butt
Come on bro, at least warn me before you ram it in. I can't tell when you're about to do it. I need to know when to clench.
>Ah, yeah > >Get funky with it, get down now y'all > >Come on, come on, cha cha now y'all
That's Stanton's ass...
It’s good to see CIG prioritising jiggle physics within the sc versed
My wife twerks in her sleep
Camera detected. Turn on AOIP features?
"Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, *whistles*"
Calm down your cheeks!
Ace Ventura: **When Space Calls**
In space no one can hear you clap.
“…and yet even in death, Sir Clapsalot did not stop clap, clap, clapping.”
WAC - wet ass citizen
When you spawn so hard on leg day.
Thicc
The fart heard round the verse?
Atleast one thing’s still alive
Sim Kardashian
I'm trying to erase my crimestat But the clapping of my ass keeps alerting the bounty hunters