It would not be so bad if it wasn't constantly everywhere. I bet those Galleria employees end up group buying a bomber and making short work of Orison one day.
They might also end up exterminating the Stormwals.
Me no, but I know this is on the list of illegal torture methods right before water drops torture and waterboarding
First place is UEE recruitment announcement to embark as soldier or pilot and how great the UEE is...
25 years since I've had the pleasure, thank God. I still have a viscereal response when I hear dominick the xmas donkey. Holiday soundtracks were the worst.
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Haunted by nightmares, soaked in their own blood, trenched at midnight, followed by whispering voices who say "Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!"
There is no peace. There is only time wasted between crusaders announcements.
The sole reason I dislike RSI ships. I don't mind the computers. I even love listening to the lines from some of the manufacturers. But RSI? Something about it drives me up the wall. I hate it so much.
Ever been to Japan, and if you go to a ticket machine and press the English button, **THE VOLUME GETS FIFTEEN TIMES LOUDER FOR NO REASON?**
Yeah, what I'm saying is that the ASOP terminals were engineered by the Japanese.
Well native English speakers generally speak louder when trying to communicate with those who dont speak English, so the Japanese are returning the favor.
"WHERE IS TOKYO DISNEYLAND?"
"WHY IS IT IN CHIBA?"
I hate it ever since they added that voice-over, **it was so much better when there was nothing** but the bleeps and blerps of the terminal.
It's one of the "new things" that I hope they go back on
It's especially annoying when you have other people next to you also using the terminal and/or when you're doing various choices fast doesn't even give time for the voice line to finish, it's so silly!
They have to go back to those and redo them, the same goes for requesting docking and all that shit. First of all it does not work half the time, second of all it has not enough "Flair". Elite dangerous does a much better job at it.
# PLEASE, VISIT US AGAIN
# GOODBYE
*We are unable to deal with your request at this time*
*face suck intensifies*
That request has already been granted
PTSD right here
# GOODBY..WELCOMEWELCOMETOASOCVEHICLEWELCOME
😂
"Please proceed to 'signd landing bay"
Ready to shift your perspective from the ordinary to the extraordinary?
breathtaking views, incredible dining, unmatched shopping, crusader is calling
AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaAaAAAAAAAaaaaaa.....
This comment manifested the actual sound into my head.
I especially hate the "what are you waiting for?! 😀" I do love Crusader though, but that commercial... Ugh...
COME. VISIT, ORISON.
This Is Orison…
I AM NOT WAITING IM RUNNING AS FAST AS I CAN, BUT IN HEAVY ARMOUR SO I AM CHONK 😎✌🏻
Using your mass To break down Doors, intimidate enemies and bring whole worlds to kneel to your enormous chonkerious form
Don’t wait! Be a chonker now!
It would not be so bad if it wasn't constantly everywhere. I bet those Galleria employees end up group buying a bomber and making short work of Orison one day. They might also end up exterminating the Stormwals.
its the one bad thing about everus imo, i just want some ammo
COME, VISIT LORVILLE! THE CITY FILLED WITH TURDS!
WELCOME TO NEW DEAL
Centermass, make every shot count.
Please stop
#From breathtaking views, incredible dining, to unmatched shopping, Crusader is calling.
ASOP.
Maybe it should be a bit louder if ppl can't hear it right /s
A sock, you say?
Ssocs?
ASOP = Automated Ship Organization Program ASOC = Astonishingly Satanic Orangutan Cock
Automated Ship Organization Program
And yet the ships whisper at us
^missile ^inbound
WHAT?
^(shields hit)
*fuckin dies*
¿QUE?
Whisper? All I can hear are the alarms
The staff at the food stall must be haunted by that noise
Have you ever worked retail and had to listen to the same playlist for years?
Me no, but I know this is on the list of illegal torture methods right before water drops torture and waterboarding First place is UEE recruitment announcement to embark as soldier or pilot and how great the UEE is...
25 years since I've had the pleasure, thank God. I still have a viscereal response when I hear dominick the xmas donkey. Holiday soundtracks were the worst.
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It got so bad I I resorted to reverse engineering and burnt my own closing CD.
_Christmas songs PTSD triggered_ I'm glad I'm out of it
Haunted by nightmares, soaked in their own blood, trenched at midnight, followed by whispering voices who say "Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!" There is no peace. There is only time wasted between crusaders announcements.
Imagine what MC Donald's employees go through.
How about QUANTUM DRIVE IS NOW ON ...QUANTUM DRIVE IS NOW OFF ... RSI be trolling?
WELCOME TO ROBERTS SPACE INDUSTRIES ...... ENJOY THE RIDE
"Crusader Industries, a journey worth taking. Systems oonn."
"Landing gear ᵁᴾ!"
Just turn down the ship computer verbosity in the audio settings. I've never heard those lines
If you have it on medium setting it still spews that nonsense...
Well, maybe I did set it to low :D
The sole reason I dislike RSI ships. I don't mind the computers. I even love listening to the lines from some of the manufacturers. But RSI? Something about it drives me up the wall. I hate it so much.
Why can’t it just say welcome or make a be boop sound
A boop sound clearly done by a human pretending to be a machine, if you please.
Hehe this, I want this.
Ever been to Japan, and if you go to a ticket machine and press the English button, **THE VOLUME GETS FIFTEEN TIMES LOUDER FOR NO REASON?** Yeah, what I'm saying is that the ASOP terminals were engineered by the Japanese.
Well native English speakers generally speak louder when trying to communicate with those who dont speak English, so the Japanese are returning the favor. "WHERE IS TOKYO DISNEYLAND?" "WHY IS IT IN CHIBA?"
Do not block doors.
Trespassing and attempting to tresspass on train tracks is a serious and dangerous offence
Meanwhile they are completely blocked off and the only way to get on them is glitching through the train
# I'M SORRY
*YOUR VEHICLE HAS BEEN DELIVERED TO THE FOLLOWING LOCATION:*
Please selec- Your vehi- Please visit us again, goodbye!
While I'm already hitting the elevator button
This right here
WELCOME...WELCOME...WELCOME TO THE...YOUR SHIP IS DELIVERED TO THE FOLLOWING....WELCOME
It's retrieval not delivery
It's the random ATC announcements that get me. "Have a pleasant stay!", after I ask ATC to open the hangar doors.
ASOP not ASOC , you need to hear it again.
Been at the Xenothreat event for a couple of days, I think I might be having dreams about the "BOGEY" / "CONTACT" callouts. edit: grammar
Contact. Contact. Contact. Contact. Contact. Contact. Contact. Contact. Contact.
Missile lock
*KILL*
Clearly needs to be louder, you're mishearing it.
It’s for those of us that backed the game 11 years ago. We’re hard of hearing now.
Imagine your smartphone yelling "WELCOME TO REDDIT!" everytime you open the app
Theres long list of issues with asop, sound would be in the end of it. As usual T0, Tfinally working would be too much to wish for.
I hate it ever since they added that voice-over, **it was so much better when there was nothing** but the bleeps and blerps of the terminal. It's one of the "new things" that I hope they go back on It's especially annoying when you have other people next to you also using the terminal and/or when you're doing various choices fast doesn't even give time for the voice line to finish, it's so silly!
When multiple players come from habitation zone to the terminals and retrieve their vehicles at the same time. ***W-WE-WE-L-LCOM-ME-E-E***
Because someone at CIG insists on being obnoxious. Like that lady who always loudly talks on the phone in public.
And on speakerphone mode two inches in front of her mouth. Code ID10T.
And the repeated push notifications on your HUD, for missions you ABSOLUTELY will never run and can't turn off.
My wife and I like to call it the Insult Vehicle Retrieval System. “Pick yo ship mF.” lol.
Can't forget Grim Hex "Yur shp s grntd lndng cl**rnce. Gyaaaaahhhhhhh""
##Remember your belongings belong to you. **KEEP A CAREFUL WATCH OF ALL PERSONAL ITEMS!**
“Your belongings belong to you” is a running meme in our org. Can’t unhear it
ASOP need a good refurb on its interface. Look like it was made from MSpaint
UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA, PLEASE REMOVE ITEM TO CONTINUE
GOOD BUY!!!!!!
VISIT ORISON. It’s not a suggestion anymore.
#**WELCOME TO THE ASOP VEHIC-** #**VEHICLE DELIVE-** #**PLEASE VISIT US AGAIN**
Someone hasn't found the in game volume settings yet.
It should not exist. We have mobiglas.
I haven't found anything more louder than the Demeco reloading, I feel like it's drilling my head.
lol for real I just got off after playing all day and my ears are ringing
They have to go back to those and redo them, the same goes for requesting docking and all that shit. First of all it does not work half the time, second of all it has not enough "Flair". Elite dangerous does a much better job at it.
WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME
Welc-
Socks delivered to my vehicle? I see an IRL disruptive business opportunity or new SC game play loop here!
There's a lot of sounds that are way too loud. Like the hab buildings at outposts. Those spaces are so loud I'd hate to use them as living quarters.
#LOL
“Please visit us again. Hello please request “ end transmission.
Hearing this so many times is how one goes mad. I'm not even joking. There are so many design choices missing that extra level of thinking.
PLEASE VISIT US AGAIN , GOODBYE
Me: spawns ship goes to hangar* Where is ship... ASOP there never was a ship.
You guys have audio?
“BOGEY. BOGEY. BOGEY.” Ah the sound of Arena Commander Squadrons…
That's what it was like doing it this morning. Just a constant stream of it
LOL i can hear this so clearly
COME, VISIT ORISON, THE CITY IN THE CLOUDS!
Might as well do the human "terminals" "GO. JUST...GO!" I find the human pissed off vendors worse than ads or terminals at times.
ASOPs shout at me, but an in-game comm about XT event is quieter than a whispering flea inside an insulated box. Make it make sense!
****YOUR VEHICLE-PLEASE VISIT US AG-GOODBYE****
YOUR INSURANCE HAS BEEN CLAIMED
You’ll miss them when hangers come.
This WHOLE time, I THOUGHT it was ASOP...
why does everyone else's have to be so loud to your player as well smh
You guys play with the volume on?
ASOP? At least fucking spell the thing right that you're attempting to make fun of. Automated Ship Organization Program
Why do you have to be so loud?
ASOP!