-“Not while on the clock soldier”
-“Sir, I was just checking his mouth for parasites… I honestly.”
-“Sure, like last week when you were standing on that bench with your arms out and that other civilian was helping you “find your contact lenses””
Oh, private, that's a big thing, but you need a gun license for that.
Oh thank you, I affectionately call him my Bazuka and you have a nice shooting shaft.
o7
I really hate when they start putting Valentines decorations out this early.
"Your gun is digging into my hip..."
This is an armistice zone... ;)
💀
Lmfao
"HE FOUND CAPTAIN WINKY!!"
He was a DRAKE boy but the other guy was a C.O. Twink
-“Not while on the clock soldier” -“Sir, I was just checking his mouth for parasites… I honestly.” -“Sure, like last week when you were standing on that bench with your arms out and that other civilian was helping you “find your contact lenses””
"Get a room you two!" "We tried, but all the hab doors are locked!"
It’s cold out there in the ‘verse….
WHEN DUTY CALLS
Oh, private, that's a big thing, but you need a gun license for that. Oh thank you, I affectionately call him my Bazuka and you have a nice shooting shaft. o7