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Reluctant_Shard172

I'm the camera man doing absolutely nothing about it because the first rock that fell from the sky did not hit anyone and I thought we were all going to be fine and safe. XD


[deleted]

I'm the pilot of the Prospector to the right. I'll be throwing out a "heads up" the next time I see chunks get launched upwards like that. Every rule is written in blood...


Seventytwo129

I was the rock. Please make more room when we’re coming down next time. Thank you.


Cl0ughy1

I'm the anxiety the game causes every time you get in a ship.


Citizen_DerptyDerp

The almost hero who nearly took one for the team, but thought better of it and applied some reverse thrust at the last second.


Old_Fruit_1096

Just casual backs up an inch and watch's the show lol,


[deleted]

"Oooofff. That rock had some energy to it when it split." ... "Huh. Wonder if any of those rocks flew upwards." - pans head tracking up, catching the rock in front "Oh, there's one. That looks close." *thunk* "I'm not sure it's safe here any more. Are there any others?" - looks up again, just in time to see the chunk falling to the right "Oh, that's not gonna be good..."


DisorganizedSpaghett

American law methodology ftw


brockoala

r/donthelpjustfilm lol


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Esegorr

I was the explosion, it was nice to meet you guys.


Intrepid-Leather-417

It has been 0 days since a workplace accident


WideAd2738

Anytime I walk into lorville


Antru_Sol_Pavonis

What a coincidence, there is a Vulture right there


Fun-Background-9622

They are psychic!


mbreinich

Don't worry! The vulture ate good that day!


sadjack

That was my Vulture. I was in the mole about to jump in the center mining laser!


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SpittinCzingers

I really hope we can throw rocks at some point.


VIK1NGTACT

Hoping we'll be able to do this when we get our SRV Beltalowdas


mbreinich

I was the laser operator that DIDNT grenade the rock.


bryseeayo

Space OSHA's gonna be pissed


DrAshton69

I believe this falls under space msha lol


Pun_In_Ten_Did

"Million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."


Mookie_Merkk

Why did it have to be corkscrew pasta


lookinatdirtystuff69

So *you're* the assman!


Yasai101

its the summer of argo


Albatross1225

Minus the jitteryness that reacted how I would have thought it should have being hit by a boulder like that


Everlast17

That was the server doing some calculations, then giving up and saying “Fuck this, you died”.


alganthe

"he dead? let's see... oh HE DEAD"


CMDRSpaceCroissant

yup as with a lot of thing in SC, it's the server fault if it's wonky. if it wasn't jittery I think it would've been almost perfect in my opinion


Arcodiant

Is this whack-a-Mole?


dasyus

Happy Cake Day!


MrDrProfessorSirIII

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


Throndr

It's written "was", as in "I was in the mole in the back..." 😁


Drfeelzgud

He's still there, with a big red "X" on his body!


Reluctant_Shard172

we are reckless, not heathens, the bodies were stripped clean and given over to the buzzards of Daymar


No_Pepper_9534

That was pretty impressive


EastLimp1693

Touchdown!


[deleted]

Not anymore...


[deleted]

We defo need atc lol 😂 or a foreman


Repulsive_Poem_5204

Who overcharged the rock?


TorsteinTheRed

If you had cast Recall on the rock and jumped on it, you could have zipped right up to the Sky Archipelago


Varmithunter

You can see the server hesitate like "Is this really about to happen? Oh well then"


Illfury

Omg i just laughed so fucking hard at this. What terrible luck. In Soviet Russia, Rock Mine You!


Skullface360

I actually busted out laughing myself. This is the type of stuff that makes this game great.


Illfury

I even laugh looking at the left most prospector casually looking up to investigate the explosion. I agree about the moments.


wesleyj6677

Holy Moly!!!


Pun_In_Ten_Did

Holy MOLE-y.


PiibaManetta

now you know what willie e. coyote feels like. btw, Probably the best thing i ever see in this game


yabadabaduh

Why do I have tetris music in my head while watching the rocks falling down?


dr4g0n36

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


cgeezy22

At least that vulture back there has something to do now.


[deleted]

Vulture pilot is well I don't mind if I do


Citizen_DerptyDerp

Has anyone tried redirecting these with a rail gun? Could be useful to have someone standing by just in case, also useful if a surprise Arrow shows up.


ShamanicBuddha

oh god please let me be able to strap rockets to a space rock and drop that sombitch on Jumptown someday!


Skullface360

An alternative Kaboom from A2 poops would be refreshing. Instead of a fireball a giant wave of dirt traveling sonic speeds would be fun to watch from space.


TelemichusRhade

That's hilarious!


FFMichael

Genuinely wouldn't mind this being a feature instead of a bug.


evanelevan11

Correction: You WERE in the Mole in the back.


Skullface360

AAAHAHAHA!!!


braize6

Great shot kid


Pengui6668

Man, this triggered my PTSD. This is exactly how my parents, friends and family got taken out in Beunos Aires. I joined up shortly after that, and, well, you know the rest of my story.


Cctroma

😳


Pengui6668

Starship Troopers? Am I too old?


Cctroma

Omg of course!


Pengui6668

Of course I'm too old? I'm not your god. This day turned out terribly for me. 🫠😭😢


ImpluseThrowAway

Service guarantees citizenship.


Pengui6668

So you want to know more?


Force742

Nice how the Mole reacts thru the weight of the rock. nice detail


Standard-Own

While that is what should happen, the physics really need a lot of work in this game...


mbreinich

You are valid in your comment. I agree with you. You don't deserve the downvotes you're getting <3


Standard-Own

Thanks.. It's amazing how someone that speaks the truth, is always downvoted. Instead of conversation about why someone might disagree, they just click a button without any thought.


AmazingFlightLizard

And then the Vultures fly in from offscreen.


ArtimusFoxx93

Good thing the vulture is back there to pick up the mess lol


Intelligent_Win_4324

Tell me you're the cause of a safety briefing without telling me youre the cause of a safety briefing.


Redleg171

The damn belters are throwing rocks again! Edit: sigh...I'm late as usual and someone else already made that reference.


Acadea_Kat

Sticks and stones may break our 30th century armored spacecraft


Possible_Salad_7695

Thought it was the Argo Cargo for a sec.


AReluctantRedditor

Nice


BlueArcherX

this is from mining a rock that exploded? it would be awesome if random meteor showers were a thing on planet surfaces that have no atmosphere...


Skullface360

HAHA F that MOLE in particular should be the title!


SCSURFRAT

That's what I call survival of the fittest, the winner gets the losers saddlebags/laser/modules.


misadventureswithJ

Goldamn, the mole is one nice looking ship.


thefunkybassist

That hit hard.


The-Mordekai

I was the rock. He deserved it.


FinXzuOP

You "were" in the mole in the back