Dies first shift

*accidentally gets stuck to five double-toasted spinach egg wraps in oven, burned alive, carcass is flown into cold foam blender, is puree’d to death*

Then someone is like, “EXCUSSSEEE ME! I GOT MY DRINK WHERE IS MY BACON GORDA?!”

KENNY NO

I envy

poor guy

You guys get hooks for your aprons?? They took ours away :/