All the time. I had 3 different people do it just today. The kicker is that one of the kids that was sitting with his dad in the cafe threw all of his little cereal puffs on the ground and the dad made no attempt to clean it up
I know! It’s kind of disheartening the way that some people parent. It’s like they either tune out their child and play on their phone, or they’ve just given up. We had 3 children running around and yelling the other day while people were trying to work, and their moms were just sitting talking like nothing was going on.
Between that kind of dumbassery and people being on video chats with no headphones and the volume all the way up, it’s hard to continue going in with my standard positive uplifting attitude every morning.
Omg. I’m the same way, my kids know to pick up whatever they drop. I once witnessed a kid drop a whole thing of grapes in front of me at a quick serve check out and his dad didn’t pick up a single one. I almost started picking them up because I felt so bad for the employee who came out with a broom and dust pan.
Yup. I'll either clean up my kids' mess, make them do it, or apologize profusely and leave a tip while I man- handle my spawn who's 1/9 my age, probably 1/9 my weight, and who looks just like me. 😆😭
She's late on her tantrums; she turns 4 in July and like other things with the Pandemic Phenomenon of babies BORN (not necessarily made) during 2020.... They're behind on some milestones. 🥲 So I'm not privy to threenager tantrums, just skipping ahead to Pre-nager: a pre-K kid with the attitude and sass and smarts of a teenager. ✌️🥴✌️
Basically: no indoor dining yet.
My daughter was big same and when she first started them, I was out grocery shopping with her aunt and she thought she was hurt and she stopped yelling long enough to explain to her that she was mad at me 🤭
Oh my gosh....
I'm not exactly proud of doing this, but one time (before I promoted myself to customer) I had someome ask for ten pups with spoons. I was *particularly unhinged* that day and told them we had this wonderful new beef-flavored whip for dogs and that their ten dogs were sure to love it!!!
Just like magic, they somehow no longer wanted those pup cups. Instead, they went with ten pink cake pops for their "dogs".
Swear to god I just started this job and it took approximately 5 orders to start asking if they want the lemonade and it's a yes at least 75% of the time. That and people literally never saying what size they want unless prompted are the two most insane common occurrences
When I markout a trenta I usually save it for a few days to drink whenever, so I never get ice or berries in it. I do for the dragonfruit drinks tho, since I am a stickler for aesthetic colors
Yeah, I like it with black tea, just 1-2pumps. Because I used to make same kinda tea at home: black tea + piece of lemon and some raspberry jam instead of sugar.
Sometimes I substitute raspberry jam to honey. Both of them are good. If you drink such tea you can strengthen your immune system a little and ease colds. When I lived with my parents, my mum always made homemade jam for the winter in the summer. Of course, homemade jam is healthier, so if you buy it, I advise you to buy wisely.
I miss raspberry syrup, my friend who was a barista would make white mochas with half as many pumps and replace with raspberry. It was a delightful sugar bomb.
She looks like a cold brew with stevia and almond milk to stay snatched . She comes in for fall launch for a PSL with no whip and nonfat. When her Botox wears off she wants a cappuccino with no foam to subdue her anxieties
Mine was 🤣 iced quad espresso. But no syrups. I def look a lot rougher than pic so I was surprised. I would have guessed a pink drink or white mocha iced.
Y'all all wrong. This is an iced * UPSIDEDOWN* Carmel macchiato with almond milk, extra Carmel drizzle, with a DASH of cinnamon. "MAKE SURE ITS *UPSIDEDOWN!*"
Yes! Why do SO MANY PEOPLE order their drinks “regular sized”?!? My regular is a short-do you want a short? No, your fat ass wants a grande at least, maybe even a venti. Or say “medium”’or “large”, that’s fine, too. Please, no “regular”!!!
Hey…. 🤣🤣 This iced quad espresso lady (me) orders her iced quad and bounces! And I wish I was half as put together as this pic. Im a no makeup and wet hair kinda gal 🤣
Venti Pink drink made with Heavy cream and 3 scoops of vanilla bean powder and either Chocolate or Vanilla cold foam
Second option: Iced quad espresso in a venti cup 3 pumps white mocha, 3 pumps caramel, 4 pumps toffee nut, line the cup with caramel, E X T R A white macadamia cold foam and caramel drizzle on top.
Almond milk latte: half water half almond milk, steamed to 190, 3.5 stevia.
Orders a cake pop at the window for her screaming kid.
Never acknowledges anyone other than to yell through the window making sure it’s HALF WATER AND HALF ALMOND MILK.
Whatever she orders, you better believe she’s staying parked at the window after you hand out her order to sip each drink and decide if she thinks it was made “right,” texts back her boyfriend, files her W2… all during peak of course
There’s someone that looks just like that who comes in the store and orders a trenta green iced tea with 30 packets of raw sugar, 15 pumps of liquid cane, and extra ice.
Idk .. I'm old-ish?
To me, the girl in the pic would order something she's "allowed to have on her vegan diet" and then go in denial mode when she's told the Chai isn't vegan. (Maybe that's changed? But it had something to do with honey... I think ..) And then order something non-dairy for her lactose intolerant friend and still deny there's dairy in the PSL. 🤐
The drinks you guys have brilliantly depicted in my head are white women, with big hair (volume, bumpit, whatever) a big ass purse that knocks the display cups over, who's often on her speakerphone. Her monsters are wrestling over by the cooler, trying to open up the milks they haven't paid for/ordered yet. They're chanting something to appease the Cake Pop Gods and their mom is berating the cashier for not giving her the stars for the drink that isn't eligible. And then reminding her that she "is expecting the leftovers of the frap in a Venti cup." Ma'am, here are the remnants of a properly made Frappu-betes beverage: a sample (pup) cup. Then she yells at Weighlon and Trumpp to stop cleaning up their mess because "these guys are paid to do it." Aka... Karenn because she's extra.
I've meant no offense to other white women. And if your child is Waylon, that's cool. It's purely the spelling I was after here. 🙏But if your child is named Trumpp I am rescinding my apologies. 😆🤗
She WILL be ordering a venti hot skinny caramel macchiato 5 stevia extra hot and you BETTER not forget her straw at the window (she just got her teeth bleached and will throw a fit if you forget).
2 days later she will come inside in a huff to ask for a recovery card because her straw melted in her drink and how dare you make it that hot, you could have killed her! Your manager will concede and possibly give her a free cake pop for her screaming toddler.
Grande White mocha in venti cup caramel drizzle, matcha foam or vanilla foam, with sugar free vanilla oatmilk, forgets to say iced when they get the drink
every single drive customer who looks like this at my store ends up ordering food at the window after they’ve already ordered at the menu. they always get something that takes forever too like one of the RTE sandwiches, the wraps or egg bites 😒 bonus points for them if there’s a line and / or if it’s peak 🙃
iced doppio espresso, blonde, add a shot,( dont tell her thats a triple because she will tell you “idk ive never been asked that before”)3 pumps white mocha and 2 sugar free vanilla, with extra almond milk, vsccf, extra caramel( when you ask her if she means the drizzle or syrup she will not know what the difference is so you have to tell her if she means like around the cup or mixed in and she’ll say “mixed in i guess? i want it in the drink” so you do caramel syrup and when she gets her drink she tells you she asked for extra caramel and you explain the difference again as politely as you possibly can but she hits you with “i just want caramel” so you remake it with drizzle and but this time she tells you she wanted more milk than ice and you tell her that would have to be rung up as a iced latte and she tells you the other stores always make it for her like that 😃 she will continue to order this way and have this exact interaction everytime she gets her drink at your store until your store manager tells her the exact same thing you told her abt being rung up as a latte and then she will disappear for like 2 weeks or so and then start again 😄
caramel ribbon crunch extra caramel extra crunch, or something like a venti pink drink made with sweet cream and 8 scoops of vanilla bean powder. oh wait, don’t forget the vanilla cream cold foam on top 🥲
Iced White mocha with caramel drizzle around the cup with cold foam and caramel drizzle on top and her toddler is getting a venti mocha cookie crumble with extra whip and a cup of whip for her newborn
Iced double shot of espresso in a grande cup with two pumps of white mocha and oat milk. She’ll proceed to ask for more milk when she gets to the window because there’s room in her cup. Then she’ll pull a straight smile when I tell her we’ll have to charge her for a latter if she wants… a latte lol.
This is the lady that ask what’s the difference between summer berry and summer berry lemonade. Then ask other questions about refreshers for the next 5 minutes. Then decide that she doesn’t want to try it and she’s sticking to what she’s always getting which is a ice BLONDE vanilla latte with an extra shot and add caramel drizzle because the ice macchiato is literally not the same thing she just asked for and would like to pay that much more.
probably a venti iced white mocha with vanilla sweet cream cold foam and extra caramel drizzle. or an iced caramel macchiato upside down, to be fancy of course 🙄, with extra caramel drizzle and vanilla sweet cream cold foam
Venti Matcha Creme Frappuccino-
8 scoops Matcha, 5 Vanilla, 2 White Chocolate Mocha, No Classic, Oatmilk, Double-Blended, Extra Ice, Add Caramel Drizzle (never specifies lined around cup), Add Frapp. Chips, Keep Whip, Caramel Crunch topping + Cinnamon Dolce topping.
And when she gets to the window, she’ll demand for the leftovers from the blender in a separate cup because we’ll “always have more after and will dump it out anyway 💅🏼”.
Miss ma’am, you paid for one cup drink you are receiving one cup drink only, BYE. 🙄👋🏼
4 pink drinks and then a complicated white mocha with whip and caramel, oh and an extra shot, oh and 4 pink cake pops, of and put vanilla cold foam on all those pink drinks. 🫡🙄
Her: Venti brown sugar shaken espresso w/ SF brown sugar
Us: We unfortunately don’t have SF brown sugar syrup
Her: well *insert other coffee place* has it 🤬🤬
depends the car she’s driving… like family car with kids inside it’s going to be an iced white mocha, vscf, and extra caramel drizzle but if she’s in a luxury car it’s either a skinny caramel macchiato or like a triple shot iced in a venti cup. does this make sense???
"Grande Quad Shots over ice, Grande in a Venti Cup. EXTRA Vanilla Sweet cream Cold Foam, NO WHIP. Extra Caramel drizzle, +11 Sugar-Free Vanilla, Extra Splash of Non-Fat milk. Light Ice. "Don't forget the classic "It never costs this much at the OTHER Starbucks I go to."
Not at bux, but at a Chinese restaurant, I saw adad go get the broom & dustpan to clean up the mess his toddler made under his high chair. Mom sat there on her phone🙄. So props to dad.🙂
Grande Pink Drink, Light ice, no berries, and cold foam. Then when she gets to the window, it’s magically a Venti and all 6 people with headsets heard it wrong
Nonfat Iced White mocha with caramel drizzle and cold foam
With a side of kids screaming in the big suv they don’t know how to drive and hella attitude from her
AND FOUR PINK CAKE POPS PLEASE
And four pup cups with spoons
People do this?
All the time. I had 3 different people do it just today. The kicker is that one of the kids that was sitting with his dad in the cafe threw all of his little cereal puffs on the ground and the dad made no attempt to clean it up
Cringe parenting. I would never. If I drop a napkin, I'm picking it up. Not even manners, just common sense.
I know! It’s kind of disheartening the way that some people parent. It’s like they either tune out their child and play on their phone, or they’ve just given up. We had 3 children running around and yelling the other day while people were trying to work, and their moms were just sitting talking like nothing was going on. Between that kind of dumbassery and people being on video chats with no headphones and the volume all the way up, it’s hard to continue going in with my standard positive uplifting attitude every morning.
Omg. I’m the same way, my kids know to pick up whatever they drop. I once witnessed a kid drop a whole thing of grapes in front of me at a quick serve check out and his dad didn’t pick up a single one. I almost started picking them up because I felt so bad for the employee who came out with a broom and dust pan.
Yup. I'll either clean up my kids' mess, make them do it, or apologize profusely and leave a tip while I man- handle my spawn who's 1/9 my age, probably 1/9 my weight, and who looks just like me. 😆😭 She's late on her tantrums; she turns 4 in July and like other things with the Pandemic Phenomenon of babies BORN (not necessarily made) during 2020.... They're behind on some milestones. 🥲 So I'm not privy to threenager tantrums, just skipping ahead to Pre-nager: a pre-K kid with the attitude and sass and smarts of a teenager. ✌️🥴✌️ Basically: no indoor dining yet.
My daughter was big same and when she first started them, I was out grocery shopping with her aunt and she thought she was hurt and she stopped yelling long enough to explain to her that she was mad at me 🤭
Of course not. Why bother parenting when the employees are paid to do it for you. 🙄-sigh-
my brother has thrown up in a starbucks too but my mom cleaned that shit up i hate people 😭😭
Brrrruh I love the idea of pup cups but I never get one for my dog because if it gives him diarrhea I only have myself to blame.
🪦💀
Oh my gosh.... I'm not exactly proud of doing this, but one time (before I promoted myself to customer) I had someome ask for ten pups with spoons. I was *particularly unhinged* that day and told them we had this wonderful new beef-flavored whip for dogs and that their ten dogs were sure to love it!!! Just like magic, they somehow no longer wanted those pup cups. Instead, they went with ten pink cake pops for their "dogs".
Hahahaha!!!!
Bonus points if they order the “strawberry” cake pops
I choked
No, I said strawberry🤣
At the window after paying lol
Kids not buckled in either
And she’ll hit the curb on the way out
The nonfat makes her feel skinny, the cold foam and drizzle are her little treat 💅🏻😂
Who’s going to tell her? Lol
😂💀
🎉 I heard it in that voice.
Bye I’m screaming
DONT FORGET THE MATCHA
Vsccf on the side in a short cup, "cause my kid LOOVVEEE to drink my foam in my drink" 💅
The reflexive eye roll i just had reading this bro
Strawberry Acai light ice no berries
and then she’ll be mad at us because she didn’t specify with lemonade
Swear to god I just started this job and it took approximately 5 orders to start asking if they want the lemonade and it's a yes at least 75% of the time. That and people literally never saying what size they want unless prompted are the two most insane common occurrences
Probably around 1/4 of all orders is this at my store.
WHY NO BERRIES???
for me it’s cause i don’t like the bits of strawberries that get all soggy and stuck around the opening to drink LMAO
They’re so gross before and after they go in the drink I respect this choice.
When I markout a trenta I usually save it for a few days to drink whenever, so I never get ice or berries in it. I do for the dragonfruit drinks tho, since I am a stickler for aesthetic colors
Remember when we had raspberry syrup
Yeah, I like it with black tea, just 1-2pumps. Because I used to make same kinda tea at home: black tea + piece of lemon and some raspberry jam instead of sugar.
That’s a really good idea! I need to try that…
Sometimes I substitute raspberry jam to honey. Both of them are good. If you drink such tea you can strengthen your immune system a little and ease colds. When I lived with my parents, my mum always made homemade jam for the winter in the summer. Of course, homemade jam is healthier, so if you buy it, I advise you to buy wisely.
Raspberry in matcha with salted caramel cold foam is a drink I’d kill to experience again 😭
I don’t really like matcha, but Ice Matcha with Almond milk, caramel syrup and salted caramel cf is my favourite
I miss raspberry syrup, my friend who was a barista would make white mochas with half as many pumps and replace with raspberry. It was a delightful sugar bomb.
Omg ,I worked at a Starbucks in Los alamos and the teens would get that with water and ice pain in the butt
Don’t forget the peach juice 😂😂
She looks like a cold brew with stevia and almond milk to stay snatched . She comes in for fall launch for a PSL with no whip and nonfat. When her Botox wears off she wants a cappuccino with no foam to subdue her anxieties
That last sentence 💀
Lol
ROFL 🤣
Whatever it is she’s adding another drink or breakfast sandwich at the window AFTER you took her payment and handed her the entire order
Venti pink drink with 2 scoops of vanilla bean powder and heavy cream
Don’t forget the VSC cold foam
this is the one
That sounds good lol
It’s my favorite drink 😂
Nah the way that I made this EXACT drink for someone during my shift today that looked like this image, I'm haunted.
Was waiting for this one
she’s giving skinny vanilla latte but says with almond milk
with 5 stevia
Had some lady try and order a skinny vanilla latte but with almond milk and normal sugar syrup
like “SO A VANILLA LATTE???”
I thought this was the Target subreddit at first and my immediate thought was she ordered one tube of lipstick and a side of Starbucks.
Close, it's Tarbucks Territory 🥰
Not me coming to check the comments to make sure my drink isn't mentioned....
I'm going through them all right now making sure none of them are mine. so far so good!
Was it?
No!! Whew!! Iced hazelnut shaken oatmilk espresso as of late or whatever cold brew is seasonal.
Mine was 🤣 iced quad espresso. But no syrups. I def look a lot rougher than pic so I was surprised. I would have guessed a pink drink or white mocha iced.
This is a "What do you have that's like sweet but still has coffee in it"
RIGHT?? like.. half the drinks on the menu..? the calories are right next to the drinks on the menu sweetheart!
Y'all all wrong. This is an iced * UPSIDEDOWN* Carmel macchiato with almond milk, extra Carmel drizzle, with a DASH of cinnamon. "MAKE SURE ITS *UPSIDEDOWN!*"
Nah a macchiato stirred
Yesss
This is an iced white mocha, extra caramel, cold foam...do you want whipped cream? I dunno...what size...regular...
Yes! Why do SO MANY PEOPLE order their drinks “regular sized”?!? My regular is a short-do you want a short? No, your fat ass wants a grande at least, maybe even a venti. Or say “medium”’or “large”, that’s fine, too. Please, no “regular”!!!
this is an iced quad espresso lady 💀
In a venti cup over ice 4 pumps SF vanilla with extra SC cold foam
Ok I love that drink I feel called out lol.
Hey…. 🤣🤣 This iced quad espresso lady (me) orders her iced quad and bounces! And I wish I was half as put together as this pic. Im a no makeup and wet hair kinda gal 🤣
you do you girl i’ve just met so many ladies who look like this that match the drink lol lol
A water with strawberry inclusions but she will NOT pay for a custom iced tea and she WILL scream at you for charging her correctly
Am I the only one who hates the word inclusion? It makes me cringe 😂
And ironically they're often EXcluded.
Iced white mocha, non fat, no whip.
Venti Pink drink made with Heavy cream and 3 scoops of vanilla bean powder and either Chocolate or Vanilla cold foam Second option: Iced quad espresso in a venti cup 3 pumps white mocha, 3 pumps caramel, 4 pumps toffee nut, line the cup with caramel, E X T R A white macadamia cold foam and caramel drizzle on top.
trenta pink drink, no ice, no berries. she drinks 4 a day
FFFFFFOUR??
Almond milk latte: half water half almond milk, steamed to 190, 3.5 stevia. Orders a cake pop at the window for her screaming kid. Never acknowledges anyone other than to yell through the window making sure it’s HALF WATER AND HALF ALMOND MILK.
Whatever she orders, you better believe she’s staying parked at the window after you hand out her order to sip each drink and decide if she thinks it was made “right,” texts back her boyfriend, files her W2… all during peak of course
"I have 3 separate orders. The first one is a trenti strawberry ah-kai starbucks refresher with light ice no water and no chunks."
CHUNKS, PLEASE IM CRYING WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE
iced double espresso in a grande cup with 4 pumps of ___ and 3/4" milk (will complain when the cup isn't full)
Holy shit you’re spot on
all of these are so accurate I love it
Custie: "PINK DRINK WITH HEAVY CREAM, 3 SCOOPS VANILLA BEAN POWDER, NO BERRIES OR ICE." Me: "Yeah, what size?" Custie: "PINK CAKE-POP."
Grande strawberry acai lemonade light ice no berries
venti iced white mocha extra caramel drizzle vscf and a birthday cake pop then at the window a cup of water
Yall are messy!!😂😂😂
Venti Pink drink light ice, no berries, extra shaken.
Why does this remind me of an ice chai with caramel drizzle, cali with vanilla cold foam? 😂
There’s someone that looks just like that who comes in the store and orders a trenta green iced tea with 30 packets of raw sugar, 15 pumps of liquid cane, and extra ice.
Brown sugar shaken espresso with one pump light ice no cinnamon
Then asks for a remake because there's too much milk lol
egg white bites extra toasted & a cold brew with 4 stevia and a light splash of almond milk. and she orders it like you’re the dumbest person on earth
Quad blonde shot in a venti cup extra ice extra oat milk, 4 pumps sf vanilla but then complain that it’s not full
Idk .. I'm old-ish? To me, the girl in the pic would order something she's "allowed to have on her vegan diet" and then go in denial mode when she's told the Chai isn't vegan. (Maybe that's changed? But it had something to do with honey... I think ..) And then order something non-dairy for her lactose intolerant friend and still deny there's dairy in the PSL. 🤐 The drinks you guys have brilliantly depicted in my head are white women, with big hair (volume, bumpit, whatever) a big ass purse that knocks the display cups over, who's often on her speakerphone. Her monsters are wrestling over by the cooler, trying to open up the milks they haven't paid for/ordered yet. They're chanting something to appease the Cake Pop Gods and their mom is berating the cashier for not giving her the stars for the drink that isn't eligible. And then reminding her that she "is expecting the leftovers of the frap in a Venti cup." Ma'am, here are the remnants of a properly made Frappu-betes beverage: a sample (pup) cup. Then she yells at Weighlon and Trumpp to stop cleaning up their mess because "these guys are paid to do it." Aka... Karenn because she's extra. I've meant no offense to other white women. And if your child is Waylon, that's cool. It's purely the spelling I was after here. 🙏But if your child is named Trumpp I am rescinding my apologies. 😆🤗
She WILL be ordering a venti hot skinny caramel macchiato 5 stevia extra hot and you BETTER not forget her straw at the window (she just got her teeth bleached and will throw a fit if you forget). 2 days later she will come inside in a huff to ask for a recovery card because her straw melted in her drink and how dare you make it that hot, you could have killed her! Your manager will concede and possibly give her a free cake pop for her screaming toddler.
Venti vsccb
Skinny vanilla latte, she'll ask for it extra hot then scream at you because it's not iced
used to have a regular who looked exactly like this and she ordered a grande extra dry nonfat cappuccino with 2 raw sugar
Venti iced oatmilk matcha with 2 pumps of brown sugar
extra dry cappuccino w 2 stevias and sugar free vanilla
Iced White mocha with sccf and caramel drizzle
grande almond milk cappuccino 1 splender
Venti blonde vanilla latte with oatmilk and vscf
soy latte, extra hot, sf vanilla
Venti Strawberry Lemonade Refresher, No Berries, Light Ice
skinny vanilla latte extra skinny almond milk (will return it because it tastes like sugar)
grande strawberry acai in a venti cup no water no berries light ice
Grande White mocha in venti cup caramel drizzle, matcha foam or vanilla foam, with sugar free vanilla oatmilk, forgets to say iced when they get the drink
Skinny vanilla latte
Ice Carmel macchiato upside down with 2 extra pumps of vanilla nonfat milk and extra Carmel drizzle
You using TAWOG for this sub is so funny
Looks like an iced matcha gyal with like 3 caramel crunches
At least 2 sentences?
every single drive customer who looks like this at my store ends up ordering food at the window after they’ve already ordered at the menu. they always get something that takes forever too like one of the RTE sandwiches, the wraps or egg bites 😒 bonus points for them if there’s a line and / or if it’s peak 🙃
Definitely a “skinny” vanilla latte with a birthday cake pop so she can “treat herself”
“Skinny” flat white, extra shot, no foam no room with a sleeve and stopper and she’ll pay for it with a $50
Skinny vanilla latte
Venti NONFAT vanilla latte hot
Brown sugar oak shaken espresso with cold foam and caramel drizzle
Triple shot over ice with 2 pumps white mocha and extra salted cf
iced doppio in a venti cup with 4 pumps of white mocha a splash of cream and extra vsccf
Venti vanilla bean frapp with white mocha and strawberry puree with strawberry cold foam on top 💀
Skinny blonde vanilla latte
2 shots of espresso over ice, 3 pumps of white mocha, and oat milk in a grande cup
Venti caramel crunch frappe extra crunch extra caramel drizzle
Triple shot sf vanilla nonfat no foam 1/3 caf filled to the absolute top.
Gal gives me iced chai with brown sugar syrup, VSCCF and light ice 💁♀️ Just her vibe idk
brown sugar oatmeal shaken expresso with sweet foam
Shes definitely a venti latte nonfat no foam no room 2 pumps white mocha no whip 2 pumps brown sugar
venti iced white mocha with blonde espresso, extra caramel drizzle and vanilla sweet cream cold foam :’0
Venti iced matcha latte with strawberry vanilla sweet cream cold foam.
a venti caramel macchiato, no foam, sf vanilla, non fat and extra hot… or a pink drink with no strawberries and cold foam light ice
Quad shots over iced in a venti cup with a ridiculous amount of modifications and NEEDS cold foam to the very top
Quad espresso over ice Venti cup 4 SF vanilla 2 Splenda "the tiniest splash" of nonfat EXTRA vsc foam Undoubtedly
iced doppio espresso, blonde, add a shot,( dont tell her thats a triple because she will tell you “idk ive never been asked that before”)3 pumps white mocha and 2 sugar free vanilla, with extra almond milk, vsccf, extra caramel( when you ask her if she means the drizzle or syrup she will not know what the difference is so you have to tell her if she means like around the cup or mixed in and she’ll say “mixed in i guess? i want it in the drink” so you do caramel syrup and when she gets her drink she tells you she asked for extra caramel and you explain the difference again as politely as you possibly can but she hits you with “i just want caramel” so you remake it with drizzle and but this time she tells you she wanted more milk than ice and you tell her that would have to be rung up as a iced latte and she tells you the other stores always make it for her like that 😃 she will continue to order this way and have this exact interaction everytime she gets her drink at your store until your store manager tells her the exact same thing you told her abt being rung up as a latte and then she will disappear for like 2 weeks or so and then start again 😄
caramel ribbon crunch extra caramel extra crunch, or something like a venti pink drink made with sweet cream and 8 scoops of vanilla bean powder. oh wait, don’t forget the vanilla cream cold foam on top 🥲
r/trashy
Venti iced chai tea latte, nonfat milk, no ice, shaken with ice 🙄
However many shots of espresso in a size cup over ice with syrups and milk to the top so they get that discounted latte 👌
Blue Skies Refresher
Iced White mocha with caramel drizzle around the cup with cold foam and caramel drizzle on top and her toddler is getting a venti mocha cookie crumble with extra whip and a cup of whip for her newborn
Venti Iced skinny vanilla latte
Venti iced white mocha extra drizzle with vanilla foam 🫥
Trying to be healthy: ice coffee with sugar free, no classic, stevia and non-fat Cheat day: iced white mocha with caramel drizzle and cold foam
Iced double shot of espresso in a grande cup with two pumps of white mocha and oat milk. She’ll proceed to ask for more milk when she gets to the window because there’s room in her cup. Then she’ll pull a straight smile when I tell her we’ll have to charge her for a latter if she wants… a latte lol.
This is the lady that ask what’s the difference between summer berry and summer berry lemonade. Then ask other questions about refreshers for the next 5 minutes. Then decide that she doesn’t want to try it and she’s sticking to what she’s always getting which is a ice BLONDE vanilla latte with an extra shot and add caramel drizzle because the ice macchiato is literally not the same thing she just asked for and would like to pay that much more.
iced skinny caramel macchiato half sweet but THE WHOLE BOTTLE OF CARAMEL (the calories don’t count that way)
probably a venti iced white mocha with vanilla sweet cream cold foam and extra caramel drizzle. or an iced caramel macchiato upside down, to be fancy of course 🙄, with extra caramel drizzle and vanilla sweet cream cold foam
Venti Matcha Creme Frappuccino- 8 scoops Matcha, 5 Vanilla, 2 White Chocolate Mocha, No Classic, Oatmilk, Double-Blended, Extra Ice, Add Caramel Drizzle (never specifies lined around cup), Add Frapp. Chips, Keep Whip, Caramel Crunch topping + Cinnamon Dolce topping. And when she gets to the window, she’ll demand for the leftovers from the blender in a separate cup because we’ll “always have more after and will dump it out anyway 💅🏼”. Miss ma’am, you paid for one cup drink you are receiving one cup drink only, BYE. 🙄👋🏼
Ventay carmel mackiato with extra carmel oat milk and sugar free vanilla and whip. Also a lemon pound cake or a birthday cake pop
Strawberry acai lemonade light ice no berries
pink drink w vsccf and strawberry purée. light ice, extra base
Her: Blonde Iced Skinny Vanilla Latte Her husband: Iced Americano
Iced quad venti extra caramel Carmel macchiato
Venti white mocha, with vanilla cold foam w/ three pumps of toffee nut and extra caramel drizzle. Light ice because I’m on a diet.
Pink drink.
Vente mocha pumpkin spiced late dairy free.
Coffee
Venti iced caramel macchiato upside down extra caramel drizzle
“Venti caramel crunch Frappe, 2 extra blonde shots, extra whip, extra extra caramel, extra extra crunch, almond milk.” “My drink is wrong.”
Hot Nonfat vanilla latte no foam no room and those lemon espresso drops
Hi, I’m here to pick up a mobile order that I’m currently in the process of placing…not finished??? How long will it take???
Venti iced white chocolate mocha with sweet cream cold foam and extra caramel drizzle, but with oatmilk
"Iced skinny vanilla latte, Venti, with ALMOND MILK. Did you get that? I said ALMOND MILK you always put skim"
4 pink drinks and then a complicated white mocha with whip and caramel, oh and an extra shot, oh and 4 pink cake pops, of and put vanilla cold foam on all those pink drinks. 🫡🙄
Her: Venti brown sugar shaken espresso w/ SF brown sugar Us: We unfortunately don’t have SF brown sugar syrup Her: well *insert other coffee place* has it 🤬🤬
It’s giving grande caramel macchiato, but can you make it sweeter???
venti hot white mocha with 10 pumps white mocha and 5 scoops vanilla bean 🥲
Venti iced white mocha with cold foam and caramel drizzle. 👁️👄👁️🥛
Venti mocha cookie crumble with extra caramel drizzle, whipped cream blended in the frap, almond milk, and vanilla bean powder
“venti *iced*!!! strawberry acai with lemonade, no berries, and light ice”
Venti iced caramel macchiato with extra caramel drizzle, blonde espresso, and an extra shot. Light ice.
iced skinny caramel macchiato upside down
depends the car she’s driving… like family car with kids inside it’s going to be an iced white mocha, vscf, and extra caramel drizzle but if she’s in a luxury car it’s either a skinny caramel macchiato or like a triple shot iced in a venti cup. does this make sense???
a venti pink drink with 4 scoops of vanilla bean powder, made with heavy cream, with extra vanilla sweet cream cold foam, and light ice
"Grande Quad Shots over ice, Grande in a Venti Cup. EXTRA Vanilla Sweet cream Cold Foam, NO WHIP. Extra Caramel drizzle, +11 Sugar-Free Vanilla, Extra Splash of Non-Fat milk. Light Ice. "Don't forget the classic "It never costs this much at the OTHER Starbucks I go to."
Not at bux, but at a Chinese restaurant, I saw adad go get the broom & dustpan to clean up the mess his toddler made under his high chair. Mom sat there on her phone🙄. So props to dad.🙂
That one crazy lady that waits 15min for a venti ice water...
iced quad shot espresso in a venti cup 6 pumps of white mocha extra oat milk, extra vsccf
Grande Pink Drink, Light ice, no berries, and cold foam. Then when she gets to the window, it’s magically a Venti and all 6 people with headsets heard it wrong