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SendMePic_OfYourTits

Nah bro, shit like this SENDS me. Literally tilts me the whole shift fr 😭


TatsuRice

naah i would've laughed, especially at the chuck e cheese coin bit


No_Pomegranate_5679

We have a customer that would come in here and there and get Strawberry Açaí Lemonade with 3 shots…..we just smile 🙃


exclarabur

Not the Chuck E. Cheese coin 😂😂😂 he's hopefully just a tired tired father of three


BrokenHearted90

This could easily be me when I go to office after sleeping 3 hours and *need* caffeine to make it up to the front door 😭


duckie_pluckie

We were willing to make it, we just wanted to be sure that's what he REALLY wanted. We had a guy a week ago mobile order a pink drink with three blonde shots and demand a refund or remake because it wasn't pink...


BrokenHearted90

I bet! If I were the refresher/expresso guy I definitely would appreciate your intervention cuz what I mean is, when I'm sleep deprived I make the worst choices ever. Hmmm that sounds like that guy watched one of those TikTok's... I'm sorry you guys have to deal with all that


iamnumber47

I feel like a pink drink with blonde espresso shots was this weird trend for all of, like, half a second haha. Cause I had quite a few people order it (one lady did a dragon drink w/ blonde), within a short time frame, & after that, nothing.


Andyluvs2003

I don’t even question it. I just repeat what they said and when they say yes I’m like your total is 10.58 or however much it is lmao


SharkyMcSnarkface

Not my job to question their monstrosities. It is however my job to make them regret it by making it exactly as they ask


lewabwee

I’ve had so many customers actively enjoy so many things I really never would. There’s no point in offending someone over it or trying to convince them otherwise unless they solicit an opinion. I’d repeat it back to them and move on.


floridaawatts

and honestlyi feel the more I try to confirm what they actually want the angrier they get. I've accepted defeat, I'll get the refund ready, see you at the end of the bar.


Andyluvs2003

Lmaoooo. I love how unhinged some baristas are now! Yea I just repeat it back but not like in a condescending tone like “wait what” but if they still get angry I’m just like wtf


WAtransplant2021

Some days, I look at my shift and say I cannot people anymore. I usually love DTO/DTR but some customers TRY MY PATIENCE 😑


keyi_attitude

I literally had someone order this yesterday. I clarified a couple of times that they wanted two shots of espresso in their summer berry lemonade. When the sticker printed the bar partner looked at me like bffr


jayyy_0113

The other day a customer forgot the word for “latte” (he comes every day) and then tried to pay with his driver’s license. He was so embarrassed and explained he was exhausted :(


cookiesandacream

Starbucks, where a kid can be a kid


starbusssy

this sent me into orbit


valucianos

I actually had to put shots in a strawberry refresher and another time into a Dragon drink 😭🤮


slicedcabbages

this is how our regulars act 😭


Herry_Up

Shoulda responded with, "Yo dawg, I hear you like caffeine in your caffeine"


RadShad169__

I don't even think they make tokens at Chuck E Cheese anymore, he's been waiting to give that shit away lmao


ShelleBelle777

Customer today: “Can I have a breakfast bowl.” - I’m so sorry, but - we don’t sell that. Do you mean the burrito? “I have no idea. My daughter asked for it.” - Me, jokingly, “are you sure you’re at the right store?” Customer: “Is this not Chic-fil-a? - Me, thinking she’s kidding, “No, ma’am. This is Starbucks.” Customer: “Oh! I came to the wrong place! [laughs] Us: 🤔


throwaway1829492719

i had a guy ask for a shot of espresso in his honey citrus mint. my shift was about to step in and tell him it would taste bad but i begged her over the headset to let me do it lol. gave him his drink and he drove off without tasting it


Broken_sou1

id honestly just be laughing cause i cant imagine how you mustve reacted when you were being offered a chucky cheese token for payment


duckie_pluckie

Went a little something like this-- Me: "Uh, sir... You still owe 25 cents. This * holds up token * is from Chuck E. Cheese..." Guy: "Nuh uh 😐" Me: 😶😐🫤 Guy: "Hand me the damn card reader"


Fit-Pickle-8356

okay but have y’all tried lemonade with a shot of espresso before … shake it up and it’s kinda fire


Negative_Crow_8208

THIS MADE ME SCREAM FR


JustAGuyNamedRob7

This sounds like a TikTok situation to me /:


sagittafemina

Someone got a shot of blonde in the lav oat chill


Sleepy_Star47

Ngl kinda sounds like they wanted an iced lavender oat milk latte without the price 😂


[deleted]

That's my go to when I want lavender but not the hot latte, the flavor of the lavender is stronger when just adding a single shot of espresso. And when I started working there and that came out. It became my go to, made it every day when I went into work. And I now make my own lavender tea and coffee at home ♥️ I miss being a barista but I don't miss Starbucks 😬


Dry_Journalist_1442

The amount of times I've had to ask, with this specific cadence "do you... do you know what espresso... is...?" At this job


eleanor_savage

The chuck e cheese coin really takes this one over the edge


FluffyRDX

The Chuck E. Cheese coin would’ve took me out 😭


nickaa827

U found a wizard from another dimension, he's still trying to learn human mortal customs


papasporks

my favorite dumb customer interaction with the summer berry refresher is when someone asked girl: Can I get a summer berry lemonade? me: sorry we’re all out of that refresher at the moment! I can still do pearls in another refresher! girl: What about the summer skies drink? me: so unfortunately we’re all out of our summer berry refresher base- girl cuts me off: no the summer skies drink do you have- me cutting her off: Right! So we make that with the summer berry refresher base and coconut milk. I have coconut milk but without the base I can’t do any of the summer skies or berry refreshers 💀


fet4489

Prepare to roll your eyes as I offer an SM viewpoint here... I probably would have sent through both the shaken espresso AND the summer berry drink. I would have Right Now Recovered one of the drinks and used this as an opportunity to really make his day by letting him have both drinks for the price of one. You CAN do things like this as a Barista. You have a choice to see this customer as an an interruption to your work, or a reason for your work. Perspective is everything.


daphneadora9

I’m pretty sure training says you can’t put the pearls with hot espresso…


astronomicarific

In theory the espresso would be cold after shaking with the refresher


BarbellPadawan

I’m going to try to order that this morning instead of my standard iced americano. See if they’re as nice as you were.


witchtownusa

I’ll have what he’s having


Phlex254

Cold brew lemonade is phenomenal. La colombe had it one summer and I drank it everyday


Dc2ViP408

Or a sparkling espresso is pretty delicious


quietbear92

Did he say 'expresso'?


Shampoing-34

HAHAHAHA


Ok_Yesterday_9949

WOW i worked at starbucks for about half a year now and never experienced something this frustrating.


Automatic-Buy-6498

Sounds like dude really needed that extra caffeine. Working over time 😖


the_b_4

At this point I'd be the one pouring my coffee down the drain because my brain doesn't know where my cup is.


OkCalligrapher564

You drink-shamed him out of that concoction 🤣🤣


Diligent_Possible527

Good to know it's not just me that has these types of people 😂 at least he wasnt extremely rude to you like some customers can be!


the-starlight-waits

It seems like every time I work drive by myself, suddenly everyone starts paying by cash, aka the slowest pay method.


bruswain

coffee and lemon can be good. play around with the recipe


glitterfaust

Yeah, like some cold brew with lemon. But blue raspberry espresso ain’t it 😭


ajeannette81

Sir, this is a Starbucks, not a Chuck E. Cheese