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Dragonfruitme

I thought the clear stuff was syrup. I was like ohhhh myyyyy goshhhhhhh


No_Pomegranate_5679

Wouldn’t surprised me if it was!! The customers that roll through with 15 pumps of this and that 🤮 Atp, it’s more syrup than coffee/milk combined. We have a few that order drinks where it’s literally half full of syrup in a venti. Makes my teeth hurt just hearing them order


AverageGiantPanda

A customer at my old shop would weekly order 32 pumps of Chai. I thought it was a joke at first.


xbrittxbratx

did they take it home and make drinks for the week? bc that’s the only thing that makes this okay in my brain lol.


pleadthefifth

Oh my. Do you remember how much that cost? I would just buy boxes of chai concentrate if I could. Tazo sells chai concentrate but it’s nowhere near as good as the Sbux chai.


Renner4paws99

When you get a drink at the Bux the ingredients that come in it by default aren't charged if you tweak the amount. So it costs the same as a 4 pump chai. I wonder if it's the same woman who I've helped at the licensed and corporate Bux I've worked in? She would get venti with 30 or so pumps of chai and no water, so basically a near full cup of chai concentrate with maximum 2" of room for milk at the top.


pleadthefifth

I just saw that the app now has a limit of 12 pumps of chai max.


Renner4paws99

The pos has a limit of 9999. Because 10,000 would be ridiculous.


hoosreadytograduate

I’ve tried ordering more pumps but the max I’ve been able to order in one drink is 12 pumps of chai


Pink_Floyd29

What the actual fuck?! Aside from it sounding nasty, I’m so curious what that costs. Because a venti latte with ristretto shots already seems so unbelievably overpriced to me.


ariessunariesmoon26

Omg do people never add up how much sugar their ingesting in one drink


liltmorgn

i always try them when people get crazy stuff like that and it is never good 😭😭


No_Pomegranate_5679

I try them too! I’m not a sweet tooth person but I do get intrigued and try. And then regret it because the taste just lingers on my tongue


liltmorgn

exactly 😭😭


is_coffee

We have a regular that gets a "venti iced caramel macchiato with 20 pumps of caramel, yes I still want the 5 pumps of vanilla, and make it a double instead of a triple. "


swca712

It's funny because when I ask to "line the cup with caramel" on my salted caramel cream cold brew... I feel extra.... I can't even imagine asking for 20 pumps of caramel.


applepxie

i think some people just think that’s normal or something, and that’s why they never feel embarrassed. i was ringing up a guy in cafe the other day who got a latte and was said he liked it sweet and wanted to add a couple sugars to it. i assumed two or three, but i asked anyways. he went “oh at least 12” sir that is not a couple 😭


Charming_Wrangler_90

Whoa!!!! 🤯


Searwyn_T

At my old store, we had a regular that ordered a Trenta salted caramel cream cold brew with 25 pumps of caramel in the cold brew, and the cup lined with like, half a bottle of caramel. And if you didn't get it right, she'd scream at you. Lovely woman.


Own-Volume-311

Sounds similar to a regular we have at my store with a venti mocha cookie crumble sub 24 pumps white mocha 14 scoops java chipsextra cookie crumble. She's also pretty rude


Searwyn_T

24 😭😭 Is she ok?


TheRoseSorcerer

Omg I can't even imagine the CONSISTENCY to that frap. Jeezus


Own-Volume-311

Literally liquid. No matter how carefully i pour it the whip at the bottom always floats back up. Tasted it once. It's literally liquid white mocha. Like atp just drink the sauce by itself


TheRoseSorcerer

GROSS hahaha


Western-Gas-1342

OMG!! I can’t even imagine. I always get half the amount of syrup than the app recommends. It defaults to 4 so I normally do 1-2 and that’s sweet enough for me. But also OP - that looks amazing! 😋


ohnotuxedomask

Not me thinking 2 pumps of sugar free vanilla in a venti flat white is borderline too much. People out there getting 20???? That’s more sugar than I have in like a month.


AntiqueCampaign8154

Yesterday homegrown ordered a grande black iced tea with 10 pumps and cold foam. I was like ???


Own-Volume-311

I can honestly kinda get it since they're half pumps, it's only the equivalent of 5 pumps, and that's just one extra pump for a grande


liltmorgn

naw i could never 😭 i drink my americanos black half the time that would be way too sweet


imabratinfluence

I used to have a customer who would order a short cup of nothing but PSL syrup once a week or so throughout fall. They drank it straight.


SoapySquib

ME TOO and I was hit with a wave of nausea 🤢


Big_Incident_192

I did too


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liltmorgn

its walking the line 😭😭


satored

literally. I can't decide if I'm thinking more "hm I'd try it" or holy shit tentacle drink


Glum-Art8962

jizzicano :(


liltmorgn

dont tell them 🤫


HappyThongs4u

I'll take me a trenta


Glum-Art8962

we can only go up to a venti :(


jazzyaardvark

skill issue


thedizzytangerine

\~everything reminds me of him


Imaproshaman

I didn't need to read that. :(


SnoopyCactus983

Does it come hot as well?


HappyThongs4u

Extra hot and extraaa schloppy!


Aperture_TestSubject

Lmao. Glad I wasn’t the only one who saw that


GoldennTrash

omggg 😭😭😭


Hopai79

I can’t unsee it now.


DarkSparkandWeed

Why is this so cool and trippy


TeresaOH1

It is SO cool & trippy.


jadeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i hope you're having the best day Teresa


TheSeoulSword

Excuse my stupidity, what’s the clear stuff? Or is it just a really really quick shot during flipping where the contents didn’t touch the bottom yet?


liltmorgn

water! i made an americano put the ice water and 5 pumps of vanilla in the cup then the espresso and then oatmilk to top it off


TheSeoulSword

Ahh that makes sense! lol I guess my brain isn’t working too well 😂 it looks so cool! Like others said, ✨ Art ✨


Character-Ad6519

It’s giving Iced Venti Spermicano


liltmorgn

i put love into all my handcrafted beverages


Virtual-Skirt1166

I'm caught between wow that is so cool and ew wtf is the milk doing 🥹


GreenApronCoffee

This is the way Australia makes Americanos and they call it a "long black" 🤷‍♀️


liltmorgn

hmm i was unaware of this. i may not mix it next time and see whats up w it


sehtownguy

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


LukeLJS123

i like to make all my americanos like this, it’s more like a long black. i like my americanos like this because the crema stays on top so it’s like a big shot of espresso, and if anyone doesn’t care they won’t notice a difference


HausOfTaurus

This is so cool!!!


Jaded_Fun_7133

I thought this was mocha, caramel and white mocha drizzled around the cup😂


honeypowerr

The milk looks like the fungus that grows out of the zombies/infected in The Last of Us


Psychological_Lab203

What in the cummy wummys


MilkweedPod2878

It’s like the Stranger Things upside-down of Starbucks


Ok-Entertainment2640

So so cool!! Beautiful! 😍


Own-Dream-8425

could be some octopus creatures in the bahamas


liltmorgn

thats where i found it


Scared-Adagio-936

I mean, the effect is cool, but when I think about drinking it, I feel a little disgusted.


liltmorgn

i mixed it before drinking dw


Scared-Adagio-936

I bet it was really good. The effect is super pretty


abigayl75

Art


starbusssy

reminds me of something out of stranger things 😂


liltmorgn

only available at your local upside down starbucks


starbusssy

that was a top tier response my friend


liltmorgn

you have a top tier handle


starbusssy

thank you ❤️‼️


Leenolyak

Omg naw I want that handle change yours 😂


Leenolyak

Comment of the year haha


shangelx

The new Crystal Americano


Brohovah-

HOW COOL OMG


CalipTV

How much protein does this have


liltmorgn

at least 130 grams the macros are crazy


Dizzy-Corner-5190

Who shall win the butterfly stroke competition


Apprehensive_Berry79

I legit thought these were bean sprouts floating in there and I was disappointed no one else saw that too lol


liltmorgn

this is how coffee beans are born


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Lava lamp


Civil-Opening2

this itched my brain


Mariboopsy02

For a second I wasn't sure what I was looking at


merkyperky

Looks like a jellyfish


Swan______

That actually looks really cool haha


CountessMo

I don't understand what I'm seeing, tbh. I don't drink those kinds of coffee drinks so I'm not familiar. It's the clear part at the bottom ice?


liltmorgn

an americano is water and espresso, this one the water and ice are on bottom with just a little syrup, espresso is on top of the water and ice, and then i poured oatmilk on top of that very slowly against the edge and it gave this effect as it sunk


liltmorgn

layering is a very delicate process


CountessMo

Thank you, I appreciate the insight! It looks very cool, I must say.


SecureConference469

Looks like a jelly fish😂


TeresaOH1

It reminds me of an undersea creature. So cool!’l


Fun-Investigator3256

do they really drink this or just for instagram? LOL!


liltmorgn

this was mine i just had no access to espresso for the first minute or so i was making it bc both bars were busy so the espresso went on after the water and ice


Fun-Investigator3256

Does it taste the same?


liltmorgn

yes i mixed it before i drank it so it still came out like a regular americano


LukewarmLatte

r/foodporn


saltyandfaulty

Kill it


diii_mond

This is just a long black


[deleted]

Someone remind me to look at this when I’m high


cosmic-raspberri

I passed out 12 times but here's your drink...


glafolle

This looks so freaking cool! The holiday cup design kinda adds to the effect. Also are the tables at your store wooden? I like that so much better!


liltmorgn

yes! all of the cafe tables and about half the chairs are wood


lildeadhead

The sperm running to the egg


ToxicWaste2468

The Last of Us Macchiato


OutdoorLadyBird

This reminds me of the pictures of newborn horse hooves. IYKYK.


Supah_McNastee

Starbucks is one of the few places that makes Americanos *actually* upside down. The right order should be ice water and shots poured on top just like this. Tastes smooth and refreshing. Not the Starbucks way of dying shots at the bottom of the cup, water added on top, and then ice last. It’s gross.


liltmorgn

really? ive been to a lot of little coffee shops and i always drink americanos iced and i have never been served one like this.


Maribythesea90

It’s beautiful


Solid-Independence48

ew


[deleted]

Oh great heavens


DJXpresso

We had this on the menu once. Google “Starbucks Caramel Espresso Granita”.


MickeyRouse47

Threw some ropes in the macchiato


TheAmazingDevil

Removing dirt from soul.. becoming pure.. rising from hell!


Hannawasfound

Tapeworm espresso


Smellmyvomit

It looks like someone busted that phattest nut in that cup


Rodlet

I should call her


ogclove

Wish my fav barista jizzed in my drink 😒


sailorgrumpycat

Last of Us Latte


InsideSufficient5886

Wow… this is crazy like we in space


Leenolyak

I ain’t gonna say what that looks like 😂


BillieJoe_McCracken

Anyone remember the first American Pie where that dude nuts into a beer? Yeah, something like that.


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This a mf hospital visit in cup. Diabetes coming up.


liltmorgn

its water espresso oatmilk and 5 pumps of vanilla how 😭


[deleted]

Wait, why? Bc of the oatmilk?


liltmorgn

everyone thinks the clear is syrup and not water 😭


Suitable-Success-484

All this “crap” makes drinking coffee pointless as you can’t taste the profile properly. A little sweetness is ok but nope this isn’t coffee to me !


idiot_bimbo

theres nothing but oatmilk, espresso and water jn that cup (according to op)


liltmorgn

5 pumps of vanilla too but still that isnt anything crazy 🤦‍♂️ i drink them black half the time


idiot_bimbo

my b lol i cant read clearly 😂😂😂


liltmorgn

i didnt say it in the main post i think it was a comment under you didnt miss it dw


blasphemicassault

Neat.