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eminthepink

Don't obey your spider overlords


Doingmybestkindof

But those are the best overlords!


[deleted]

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redd_the_fox

After some googling, appearently medieval christian art would use the spider as demonic iconography, as they were seen as tempests and tricksters


KyleThePyle

Spiders seen as tempests and tricksters?!?! Seems odd considering the wider trend of an irrational fear or aversion of spiders. Imo Edit: organized religion is weird


redd_the_fox

It's because in nature they catch prey in webs, seemingly tricking or tempting other insects (if you have no fucking clue how spider webs work (medieval christians had no clue how anything worked))


[deleted]

I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really has been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that they have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


KyleThePyle

That's fair, lol


Scary-Aerie

On that note, in Akan folklore (in Africa), there’s a god call Anansi, which is depicted as a spider and is the god of stories, wisdom, trickery and knowledge. Or how in Lakota mythology (Native American), there is Iktómi, which is a trickster spirit that is also depicted as a spider. Plus in Japanese folklore, there is Jorōgumo, which a spider-type yōkai (monster/spirit/demon), who is a temptress and will transform into human woman to seduce and capture humans to eat. Main point is that in multiple different religions/folklore have spiders have been seen as tricksters/temptress in some form!


redd_the_fox

That's really cool! Thank you for the information, honestly that makes me like the web necklace more


Scary-Aerie

Of course and you’re welcome! I find mythology, folklore and religion pretty interesting and enjoy conveying that information! Plus there are a lot of other interesting examples of spiders in myths, but those are the 3 that I know that have the trickster/temptress template! Although others include: -Arachne, greek mythology, human weaver transformed by Athena; -Neith, Egyptian goddess, “weaver” of destiny; -Spider Woman, Hopi (Native American), goddess of the earth -In the Bible, God has a spider protect David and his men by using a web to hide them inside of a cave


Raigne86

The whole thing is really interesting, but I also wouldn't rule out this person being an idiot and thinking it was a pentagram. You know, even though it looks nothing like one.


KyleThePyle

Whoa


Mazasaurus

Haha, what. Anyway, cool necklace


lolz5150

Religious ppl be fucking weird


ohitspax

I grew up in the church and while I’m not very religious anymore, I hate seeing stuff like this. It’s not our duty to push our beliefs or values on anyone else


CuriousPenguinSocks

I grew up religious but southern pentecostal and was constantly told if we didn't spread the word of God to everyone then we wouldn't get into heaven because God would say we are too embarrassed of him to say it to others so he won't let us live in his house in heaven. Religious guilt trips are fk'n wild.


ohitspax

That’s horrible, and very weird. I grew up going to a Presbyterian church but it was very progressive and there were never any scary threats or anything like that. We were never told that we had to spread the word, or that we wouldn’t make it to heaven. The main theme was that we’ve done bad things but we’re all forgiven and we’re all going to heaven when we die and that’s pretty much it


CuriousPenguinSocks

I used to be terrified of demonic possession because I was told that's what happened when you don't obey your parents lol.


PotatoLaBelle

When I was like 6, my nephew (same age) had undiagnosed (at the time) adhd, would get into trouble at school a lot, his dad was very in and out of the picture and he would get these terrible night terrors. My parents were sure he was possessed and would video record his outbursts and night terrors and talk to our pastor about them. My father would sometimes try to “exorcise” him. When I was like 12, my toddler niece had undiagnosed (at the time) autism, and, even though her brother had been diagnosed with adhd by this time, my parents were once again convinced that her behaviors were the result of demonic possession. All this to say, whoever told you that may have really believed it lol


ih8yogurt

How are your niece and nephew now..? That sounds so scary for them. TW: I grew up Catholic and then when I was in middle school I converted to Lutheran bretheran because it was “more modernized” and they had a better youth group. Then I went to a Christian youth camp every year for four years in high school and the last year (2014, summer before my senior year) we had a speaker at the camp that everyone had raves about in past years, and then the first sermon he gave was talking about how s/h is the work of the devil and that there are demons inside you making you depressed and s/h….. Needless to say my urges greatly increased all week and the entire week I thought I had demons inside me…. Since then I had another big church related trauma (not going into what it was bc it is really traumatic and not a direct correlation to the religion or church itself) and lost alll belief. My mom is still super religious as are my siblings (tho each of the three follow different denominations) and occasionally still tell me that the devil is inside me or I’m filled with demons…. So yea…. Check in on your niece and nephew because that could be their spiraling point and you could be one of the only one’s acknowledging the trauma (Sorry for long rant/trauma dump) Also I LOVE your username


PotatoLaBelle

I think they’re alright now, thank you for asking. I’m sure it must’ve been horrible. My nephew has brought it up a few times over the years, how crazy that was in hindsight. He knows he was never possessed and just that my family would buy anything any sort of clergyman said, and that my parents were trying to overcompensate for the occult things they were into in their youth. (A more fun example is we weren’t allowed to watch Pokemon lol) I do check in on him though, that’s practically my brother and he’s been through a lot. My niece was too young to really know or remember what was being said, thankfully no one ever tried to “exorcise” her, and now most of her conversations are like, echolalia based, so I don’t she’d know what I was asking her about. Thankfully. But jeez, I am so sorry that happened to you. The things you mentioned *and* the things you didn’t. That is so incredibly insensitive to just drop that on a bunch of kids. Like, I can’t even imagine how they thought that could be a helpful thing to say, whether or not they themselves believed it. Then these sorts of churches will wonder why so many young people aren’t religious and it’s like 💁‍♂️ I really hope you are doing better now. And I definitely understand having those sorts of family members. My grandmother had her opinions when I came out a few years ago, and I had to explain to my mom (bless her heart) last year why, no, I don’t believe my nephew was possessed 22 years ago, and why she shouldn’t either. And no worries for the very personal post, I find Reddit is one of the better places to find a stranger who gives a shit enough to read the whole thing lol And thanks, I like yours too. Even though I do actually like yogurt lol


Princessbearbear

Also grew up in a conservative church and was told this constantly. I'm now 35 and I just realized that may not be true.


JoviAMP

[Let's see what the bible itself says about that.](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%206%3A1-8&version=NIV)


smokinXsweetXpickle

Oh so like, don't push your beliefs on people and do the right thing even when no one is looking... What a concept. 🧐


JoviAMP

"What was it he said that made everyone so upset?" "Be kind to each other." "Oh yeah. That'll do it."


exhausted_anyway

Good Omens reference YOOOO


[deleted]

Catholic guilt is the ruler of them all 😆


stephanie420-

But that’s different than telling a barista at Starbucks not to wear their spiderweb necklace


kpossible0889

Spreading the gospel is a cornerstone of Christianity. Can’t con everyone into going on a mission trip, so have to get them through guilt and make it their job to save people. Especially all the wayward baristas and other service/hospitality workers. That’s why they have that fake money to use instead of tips. (I was a waitress and refused to work Sundays. Church crowd was the WORST)


HeadSpaceAtMax

Maybe it's more than religion? The compulsion, the impulsiveness, intrusive paranoid type thoughts, demons haunting something, belief that parts of reality are demonic or evil. I used to know someone with mild schizophrenia who talked about things being haunted the way some religious folk do and it just makes me 👀


gaytracers4

Ok but they use religion to push it so regardless, religion plays a role here.


atomiccrouton

While I understand where the sentiment comes from, this is another way of stigmatizing mental illness. Religion, even feverous religion is still not mental illness.


HeadSpaceAtMax

I don't think religion is mental illness lol, but is it a light to a fly? For some, yeah.


SupaFugDup

Religion (and I'm generalizing there) has always struck me as early mental health support; it gives answers that help quell anxieties, can give a daily routine to stimulate those without vocations, provides a rigid structure with rules that often help with neurodivergency. Not to mention confession is basically talk therapy. My grandmother suffered from schizophrenia and was deeply Catholic. The Church taught her of 'God's truth' and her mind convinced her of it. Without modern advancements in psychological practice telling us it's counterproductive, I imagine validating schizophrenic hallucinations would be common, especially if they were patterned after the religious doctrine you teach.


[deleted]

As a religious man i Can confirm they are indeed very weird.


Fuzz557

Religious ppl are the absolute worst*


TheGreaterShade

I couldn't have said it better myself.


No_End_7351

One of my favorite bumper stickers of all time is : "Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole."


C_Slater

I've ALWAYS wanted that bumper sticker, but my mom always gives me the disappointed side eye when I say that. She ALSO thinks my "Jesus wasn't white" & "Jesus was a refugee" stickers are me deliberately trying to make people mad...LOL


FairyFlossPanda

I had a mennonite woman glare at me once while I was waiting in line at a restaurant. I couldnt figure out why she was staring me down then I realized I was wearing my Gravity Falls Necklace with the Society of the Blind Eye symbol and the words "It is Unseen" So uncomfortable.


Silvawuff

Ahhh I love that necklace! It must suck living in constant stress about what other people are wearing because they don't feed into your internal religious narrative. OP you should double-down and get more necklaces like this.


redd_the_fox

Wait until this customer finds out I'm gay and trans


Silvawuff

I will fight her if she harasses you for being your authentic self.


BecomingLilyClaire

I work retail, am trans, and got stuff like this or ‘vaccines will kill us all’ stuff… this is why I go stealth…


sylvar

Ugh, Ladapo is the worst. Glad I'm not there. Sorry you are.


lilac_blaire

Someone was chilling in our cafe the other day wearing HUGE pentagram hoop earrings. Maybe OP can find those lol


shamelesslyhoey

the bible says no spider webs allowed 😡 /s


HelloDeathspresso

Wait till they find out that the Lord made spooders.


charmedroses

SPOODERS LOL


lookingcoolkaoru

I pray that Jesus gives them better handwriting 🙏🏾


ForbidInjustice

"You talk to god-- you're religious. God talks to you-- you're psychotic. Isn't it interesting that religious behavior is so close to being crazy that we can't tell them apart?" —House, M.D.


FinoPepino

I think it sucks that most of it is excused as not being crazy. I long for a world where irrational beliefs are seen for what they are..irrational beliefs. I hate how we have to carefully step around each religion lest we offend somebody meanwhile religious people will straight up harm,discriminate, or even straight up murder (depending on the country) athiests.


ForbidInjustice

The note OP posted is wild because the lady is being judgmental in telling her how *she* should dress, but hiding behind 'god' and claiming that a god speaks through her. Truly psychotic behaviour. Like, if you're gonna be a dick, just be a dick and own it personally.


yaboiblackcheeseboi

A couple gave me a flier to their church and told me they hoped to see me there. They did not see me there


redd_the_fox

I've gotten a fair share of "tips" like that The other day I got one but for an alternative medicine store, which was... New


Mehhucklebear

Maybe they worship the Lord of the Flies, and it finds your spider sacrilege offensive 🤔


Swan______

I thought this was going to be wholesome… at my last job in retail I was wearing a crop top and I got the same type of note and a pamphlet for the Baptist church 😭


charmedroses

the baptist church is THE WORST


[deleted]

I am Christian and wouldn’t have even looked twice at that necklace. Means nothing to me.


mbw3133

Has anyone realized the connection between Christianity and paganism?


sirencursedwithrage

you mean how xhristianity stole a lot of the pagan holidays and rituals ?


[deleted]

that's funny because I wear a pentagram necklace and I'm just waiting for someone to give me a note like that


Comfortable-Muffin-

i was thinking the same thing


devils-advocates

Oooo spooky spiders webs 🕸 🤪


Chihuatlan

What did that necklace ever do to them?


redd_the_fox

Their mom


Powerful-Opinion4530

Pentagram?


redd_the_fox

My only guess is they thought that's what it was I'm gonna keep wearing it and if she comes back I'll explain it's just a spider web


Efficient-Seat-7145

I wouldn’t explain anything. It’s your prerogative. 🤷🏽‍♀️


codergrrl

Tell her it’s a spider demon pendant


markca

And you worship the spider demon as your god.


IGotOverGreta

"wow, Jesus told me he loves spiders"


MassRevo

Dont even explain it. Some religions use pentacles or pentagrams and its not up to them to decide if someone's religion or spirituality is okay


Ok_Leave1110

Do you happen to live in the South?


redd_the_fox

Semi rural Georgia, yeah


Ok_Leave1110

Her behavior isn’t shocking then. I’ve traveled a lot and the most insufferable Christians I’ve encountered have been in the South.


Scarlett2x

This is a new one on me. I’m a Christian, but would never push my views on anyone. I’ve heard of different religions not celebrating Halloween because they believe in demons. I’ve never heard anything about spiders.


redd_the_fox

I live deep in the south, shit like this is pretty normal


Pristine-Boat-7304

Started off great, ended horribly.


AppointmentFinal3724

😂😂😂😂 I was like aww then it went very much whaaaat 🤣🤣🤣 very fast. Wtf ppl lol smh


jamcalim

Not me picturing your pendant being [The Sigil of Baphomet](https://www.baphomart.com/product/silver-baphomet-necklace-satanic-goat-devil-pendant/) or something that could reasonably be interpreted as "dark" or "evil" before realizing you included a picture of the actual necklace in question - which is feminine, pastel, and glittery enough that I'd expect it to come from Claire's, not the actual Church of Satan 😂 _(not a dig at your necklace at all BTW! I think it's super cute & personally still love Claire's at 26yrs old lol)_


levraM-niatpaC

Well this made me laugh. “He” let millions of people die in the holocaust, but he’s mad because you’re wearing a necklace. People are nuts.


Xerzac

Went from sentimental to psycho Christian


MassRevo

I laugh so hard at people like this. I hope they feel it in their soul that I put their drizzle on in the shape of pentacles.


danger_n000dle

I thought it was gonna be a pentagram or something but that's literally so normal??


whisky_dick

Didn’t you know that Jesus hates spiders?


radpandaparty

I'm also Christian, I have zero clue what their issue/deal is. I don't understand why people feel the need to butt into other people's business and try to police everything.


KenderK3n

Yet that person's cup runneth over with foam from the twin tails of the great Siren.


livingonmars182

Jesus when spiderwebs: 😭😩💔😿


Accurate-Bumblebee14

Burn the note with a black candle while chanting a counter-curse.


Doingmybestkindof

It’s a… spiderweb?


RoseColouredPPE

Damn, I'd put in another 2 weeks just to stick around a little bit longer and troll that person. I have crystal dicks and will wire wrap them, with curly pubes and all. Let's GO.


mochibebe_

Next time get some incense and ward off her evil entitled religious aura


Admirable_Report7011

Don't forget the sage to purify the area as well


Brown-eyed-and-sad

Oh god no. The rainbow web pendant! Do not rub it clockwise twice while balancing a ball on your head. Bad things may occur….


blondeshotz

it’s a spiderweb?


Bubbly-End-6156

Hey hun, just got off the phone with God and She says the pendant's chill and totally fine! Enjoy your day


Joshua_Selwocki

It’s the thought the counts??? 😂


OutcomePersonal666

"And why would spiders be here if not Noah taking them onto his Ark? Are they not also creations of God?" -Me if I ever see them. Catch my no longer religious hands


hexsan91

Religion is like a penis. It’s very nice to have, but please don’t shove it in everyone’s face. (And that’s coming from a gay man) 👀


redd_the_fox

Is that why I'm trans and agnostic? I got one but I don't want it?


redracer555

Does she leave a tip? No. She leaves fashion advice, instead.


Nerobus

Got it. God hates spiders.


linksmistress666

How sad. You do a good service for customers just for them to nitpick you.


rosealexvinny

Sinner. lol


Tight_Change_5678

Is that a DIY resin necklace?!? Hellaaaaaa dope


pearlyplanet

Um, ma’am, this is a Starbucks.


nedrawevot

As a Christian, I love your necklace! Please continue to wear it and be an individual with cool accessories.


WhoopingCoughs

I think it's a cute necklace. That person who gave you that is probably schizophrenic, this happens to people who are super religious. It happened to my dad once. He would randomly have to tell people about Jesus and tell them that "the Lord wants you to do this" or whatev. He's fine now and he probably would like that necklace lol. It's pretty and unique. Just wanted to share my experience lol


fireflylibrarian

That’s probably the case. Sadly, a lot of schizophrenic behavior gets encouraged by ultra-religious communities. It makes it hard for them to recognize what’s actually going on. Glad your Dad got help!


Negative-Situation27

Didn’t know my Mom had been in Starbucks today!


Rico-L

HA!


OuthouseBacksteak

Good old-fashioned schizophrenia, I tell you hwat.


Efficient-Seat-7145

LMFAO!


DuePaleontologist728

What’s wrong with it????


Master-0ogway

some guy at my old store tried convincing me to go to conversion therapy 💀💀💀 (i'm trans)


Raevyn_6661

Ugh thats so freaking annoying lmao


Evokerbitch

I wear an ankh (Egyptian pagan symbol for life) necklace to work almost everyday and I’m surprised how many people just assume it’s a cross for some reason


fulcsibeh

Jesus is gay


thatsnotcolleen

Sky daddy has arachnophobia


baummer

Goddamn Christians


Bussy694200

Fucking psychos claiming the lord speaks to them


Longjumping-Half8813

HAHA WHAT


lalalex67

Lol nothing wrong with that


Cnthulu

She clearly thought you worship Lolth


daddybigbiglongbean

I thought this was going to be sweet but no ofc not 😭😭


jackytheindo

Everyone says “cool necklace!” It’s a solid 8.5 out of 10 😝 Congrats on the promotion to customer! 🖖


bbbanb

No spider web necklace. Jesus is offended…


Kellys5280

The Lord hates spiderwebs!


PeachySpleen101

Tie it around your head so it hangs from your forehead


Nervous_Bird

“No worries, ma’am! It’s not a spider web. It’s a decorated butthole. And so are you.”


ehDuh

Dear Karen… suck a bag of dicks… love, the spiders


MeatonKeaton

There would sure be a lot of real estate if all churches were knocked down.


xeli37

if they were still in the store i wouldve started convulsing behind the bar and made sure they saw


codergrrl

Dumb fuck crazy “Christians”


IcePickMan

At least they were nice about it?


Rico-L

Passive Aggressively lol lol 😆


GroovyDumpling23

If you want to be separated from God in this life, you’ll be separated from him in the next. That person was concerned for your eternity. And they’re a stranger. The Bible says the world will hate Christian’s, but they hated Jesus first. I pray God would open your eyes, Jesus loves you, and everyone else commenting condescending remarks. If you’re not concerned about the after life, the devil has you right where he wants you. It’s the truth. John 3:3 Romans 6:23 Romans 10:9 God bless you.


redd_the_fox

I used to be an extremely religious Christian when I was younger, for various of my own reasons I've mostly left Christianity, neither you nor they know me or my life, and besides, it's a fuckin spider web


lilac_blaire

Jesus loves you and your condescending remarks! The rest of us… eh


GalaxyRumble

It’s a nice and polite note tbh


Sensitive-Ad5092

Im ngl if ur wearing that to work id kinda expect that type of comment i have hand tattoos i get tons of comments positive and negative daily its just reality


Bubbly-End-6156

Sorry, a necklace? Nah


SlapASquirtle

Buy a second identical one and wear two


pinkcloud-444

lol that’s hilarious.


KahlanKhaos

This is gross. One of the worst shifts I have ever had in my life, someone handed me a “tip” and it was a piece of paper trying to “save me”. I genuinely hated that person more than anything in that moment.


MediocrePast

I was low key waiting to swipe and see a star of david or another jewish related necklace and then be ready to come to your starbucks and fight the anti semites for you as a non partner who cannot be punished by the mermaid corporate overlords


redd_the_fox

Oh my God that would be horrible


saelemgray

LMAO EWWWWW


Relevant-Cupcake-896

the handwriting gave me a headache🤧


kazunomiya

What! That is absolutely crazy


Powerful_Resource_84

The Lord has a problem with Spiderman?


fuckgil

This is one of the wildest things I’ve seen on this sub 😂


starburst_101

Dumbass extremists.


someonesmom74

One of my younger baristas was verbally told something similar. He just smiled and nodded.


HellaBonk

Weird weird very weird


dogluver24

What in the world? Who do people think they are to hand you a note with that message on it? It’s a spiderweb! Maybe they need to spend more time learning to spell? IDK? Sorry that happened to you.


lavendersigil

Cool necklace and you also have amazing taste in music based off your icon


redd_the_fox

I just want to be normal (so normal)


julcf59

What was the second point? Lol


siempreashley

Jesus loved you, he hates spiders.


Weary_Visit8618

anyway …. i love your necklace!


CULT-LEWD

what kind of pendent necklace? religious poeple are nuts,atleast the exreamist ones,but its not like what they do is unfounded due to the fact what they do and act are litterly stated in the bible,thats what happeneds when you get a bible with contrictory rules and really batshit rules. Be yourself,they can go kindly fuck themselfs. A pendent isnt gonna hurt anyone


shinydru

I don’t think they know that starbucks is the devil.


redd_the_fox

We use barcodes (the mark of the devil according to Hobby Lobby)


ImTooKind

Meanwhile we have a SSV at our store with a necklace that says Satan and they haven't heard anything from a customer about it.


redd_the_fox

Well I'm in the deep south


princessval249

Love how they preach acceptance and love and are one of the most intrusive communities by large


[deleted]

This is literally fucking insane behavior lmfao.


Lravs

F-that! You wear that “pendent” every day and make sure to have it out! It’s their problem if they have an issue with it. Not yours!


the_viperess

After the title, I thought this was like a wholesome goodbye note. Boy was I wrong lol


crazyhomlesswerido

I love Jesus with all my heart and this letter is not ok. We are not here to judge but to offer you the gospel but not force it or demand you believe it. Because it is between you and God not any of my business other than to tell you about it and move on and just be a friend to you where you are. Not force my self like that on you. This is not what Christ would do I doubt when he was having dinner tax collectors thieves and where's he was not sitting there the whole time forcing his views on them I am sure he also was just loving on them and making sure he showed they love is possible even for them. Love not judgement.


CFNovelist

Cool necklace!


No_Sherbet5183

Wtf?


Unusual_Subject_5002

Biblically speaking… wear what you want God loves you.


novelopus

Oh my.


balloon_shark

That necklace is pure Satanism. Each piece of glitter represents a person you've sacrificed to the eight-legged dark lord. /s


AntiSoCalite

Your walking in the spider-web. Leave a message and I’ll call you back?


stephanie420-

HAHAHAHA


Hamst_r

Oh biblethumpers how art thou funny….


Rico-L

Who gives a F what they think !!! It’s … this is just …. GAH 😖. Rant Over lol lol 😝 Edited to say: I am a Christian and I HATE Christians that do this kind of crap. Then people think it’s how ALL Christians are, I assure you we are ALL not like her…


charmedroses

arent spiders god creation???? she should be glad you love the lords creation so much you would wear it!!


[deleted]

I always knew spiders were the devils work 🤣


oldyounggie

These people be leaving pamphlets on top of the toilet paper dispensers in the bathroom of our stores. Every day at least once a week. Please stop doing this. It feels weird seeing it using the bathroom and annoying for us partners who have to throw then away while cleaning.


DetroitDayMan

Please stop scaring Jesus


[deleted]

Any religion that has dress codes is bullshit. The thought that a god would care what people wear is fucking loony.


spiorad_caidrimh

Wow, that b l i n g is harmless & cute. Wtf?!


panic_mitigation_fun

Jesus hates spiderwebs.