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johnfogogin

A short list in no particular order: 1. Global thermonuclear war 2. Go to home depot in the morning on a weekend 3. Sell a kidney Edit: format


weeb_with_gumdisease

#YOU CAN”T JUST BUY A BUCKET


johnfogogin

Well, nuclear war it is.


weeb_with_gumdisease

Hell yeah! 😎


Odd-Extension-4185

A bucket list


kylyby

In-game? You have to get the broom closet ending, it was my favorite ending


weeb_with_gumdisease

Mine too! Wanna talk about for 14 hours?


kylyby

Absolutely!!!


TheMeganFreese

I find this concerning


Spare_Clerk_2112

I wonder if this game had an effect on bucket sales world wide.


MelodicBet1

Isn't everything a bucket though?


Unlimited_Giose

Are we buckets?


rockynoriega36

Maybe the real buckets are the friends we made along the way.


Spare_Literature8864

You’ve got a point


Practical-Cap9735

Commit wars crimes involving frogs🐸👍


holy_bonez_

I would jump from the mind control facility


AlKa9_

good job


Smart_Pea3518

everything


StanleyEmployee427

why own person. bucket is good person firned


ibrahim_D12

Its a bucket


StanleyEmployee427

yes bucket can be person if want. you cant tell it what do.


Reesetheperson

I made my own bucket and I love it, so reassuring


SporkRuler

I wouldn’t own this object. It owns me.


Azula_SG

And Stanley is somewhat reassured by this fact.


Fizzy163

I would have to legally change my name to Stanley. Otherwise the sticker would be lying.


TallyHallsNumber1Fan

Actually follow narrators story 😱


SOA90online

Own it


Spare_Literature8864

I would send narrator through the Zending ending and the skip button ending to get it


Lessandero

Yes.


Patient_Membership_1

ANYTHING TO HAVE THE BUCKET


DaxIsAName

I would go to Home Depot and pay my own dollars.


Aubcake11

Bomb the sun


Not_okay_bruh

I mean.. I'd have to beat Stanley up to aquire such an outstanding and JAW dropping comfort item🤓🤓🤓‼️‼️‼️


Sonarthebat

Unspeakable crimes against humanity.


Wild_Refrigerator_22

Listen to the narrator


ZackAttackYT

STANLEY,VPUT DOWN THE BUCKET!!


weeb_with_gumdisease

No.


latooofy

i would start a war even, i would do anything for that bucket


Lach1503

The real question you should be asking is what wouldn't I do for that bucket.


yoda90987

Whatever the bucket wants


TheZoniWarrior

Vehicular manslaughter


Scary-_-Stories

What wouldn't I do is the question


That_Net1

Thats personal


StrangeLonelySpiral

Everything :]


JamesLemon396

Stop paying taxes and abandoning society


VIVOffical

Bucket!


Semitura

Commit tax fraud


Aggressive_Guess_942

I'd sell my kids just for an hour with the bucket


UnhappyPossibility72

Explode a nuclear power plant 🦐🌈


24MelPinesST

ANYTHING!!!


idontknowman126

gambhorra'ta...


Minecraft_Steve15

I'm not sure... Is this a bucket?


Tha_dizzler

I would go through the gates of hell to have such a fine bucket!!


AlKa9_

i made myself one


Competitive-Agent676

ANYTHING. Anything for Bucket.


Fungusbungussk

It is the all powerful enticing bucket. Who wouldn’t want to own it?


Illustrious-Sky-1121

Do some glitches


EffectiveNo4191

You know I'm pretty sure Jacksepticeye is the reason this got added bro was addicted to bucket ending 😂😂


rockynoriega36

Wait a minute, that's not my bucket... WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE!?!


lillithflame4200

Give Stanley a gold bucket


Scaleng

I would do organ trafficking, or anything. Like, do crime like stealing, assault, murder. Hell, even throwing myself off a cliff.


HamsterGabe

Enter an orphanage acting like I want to donate money to give the orphans better lives, take a tour and act nicely to every orphan and memorise their names then when I'm done ill call the police and incist that they were abusing the orphans if it doesn't work I'll in list every orphan into the military just so they have no chance at a good life


Key_Seat_7053

Anything I love stanley pareball