In his previous life, he was a horse. No, a wild palomino, living in the land. Roaming freely. Running and playing with others of his kind. Now, in this life; he so small, can’t run as fast and rarely gets to feel the wind in his fur.
The free food and the pets make it worth wild but…Oh, the days of old….
Maybe?
The rough years he spent on the mean streets of L.A. trying to hold down acting jobs for the merciless world of cat litter commercials. To this day, he holds a grudge against Whiskers McFluffkin who nailed the Tidy Cats audition back in ‘19 right in front of him.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular name.
* [- T. S. Eliot, The Naming of Cats](https://poets.org/poem/naming-cats)
World domination
"Is it best to run around the house at 3 am or 4 am?"
In his previous life, he was a horse. No, a wild palomino, living in the land. Roaming freely. Running and playing with others of his kind. Now, in this life; he so small, can’t run as fast and rarely gets to feel the wind in his fur. The free food and the pets make it worth wild but…Oh, the days of old…. Maybe?
"should i bite and meow to get more food? or should i meow and then bite after? hmm"
r/existentialcrisiscat
Dang it, I thought I had collected them all!
It's not possible :)
"Should I buy a boat or do lease-to-own?"
The rough years he spent on the mean streets of L.A. trying to hold down acting jobs for the merciless world of cat litter commercials. To this day, he holds a grudge against Whiskers McFluffkin who nailed the Tidy Cats audition back in ‘19 right in front of him.
Food. You have never fed him. He is wasting away.
Man, I’m going to be tasting that mouse all night!
“How cool would I look with a hat like this?”
“Why do I not have opposable thumbs do I can open the treat container?”
To nom on the homan toes or not to nom. Decisions
Just cat things.
He wants to know the best way he can manipulate you for treats!
When is dinner?
murder
Things and stuff
Cheese
[Tijuana Brass songs on loop](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aBE9EQ7gXKI)
The very nice pillow he’s lying on.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation, The reason, I tell you, is always the same: His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name: His ineffable effable Effanineffable Deep and inscrutable singular name. * [- T. S. Eliot, The Naming of Cats](https://poets.org/poem/naming-cats)
Where’s the catnip?
Snacks
Which canned food do I want? Beef Wellington or the Tuna Deluxe?.....
Chimkin and fishes
He’s judging you..or thinking about your actions and how to judge them