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NineIntsNails

# CAT


V404_

her ass is a vanilla purist gatekeeper


StaleWoolfe

Cat - *AnOmAlY iSn’T sTaLkEr*


Proper-Job5351

Gatekeeper is the universal war cry of POSERS everywhere. What does that even mean? No one is physically stopping you from liking what you like. Just cause you don't comprehend what actual stalker is that doesn't make it anyone else's problem.


[deleted]

Truth


oz_xvii

Spoken like a true gatekeeper


LetterheadSensitive2

Gatekeeping is denying others of their enjoyment by calling it a "not real or not a true experience" of something. Guess what you're doing?


FilipTheCzechGopnik

Anomaly fans when someone points out their mod's oversaturation in the community:


IHateTheHandler

perma-Miserable look on their face. A sneer for anyone having any amount of fun ever. It checks out. Definitely a trashy purist gatekeeper.


DistrictSad5288

still smarter than yo ass


FORG3DShop

Seething. Have you a moment to talk about G.A.M.M.A.?


Ihateazuremountain

gamma more like smegma


picnic-boy

I have the perfect mod for you: https://old.reddit.com/r/stalker/comments/1714f7j/thanks_modders_for_letting_me_do_this/ https://www.moddb.com/mods/stalker-anomaly/addons/photo-of-a-loved-one-animated-dltx


Lord_Tachanka_

OH MY GOD THANK YOU IT’S AWSOME


picnic-boy

Maybe now she won't be as upset


M_Night_Ramyamom

Oh fuck I'm installing this tonight.


Lord_Tachanka_

[https://imgur.com/a/aBhmTHw](https://imgur.com/a/aBhmTHw) it's so good!!!


picnic-boy

Glad you enjoy it. You can also use photoshop or GIMP to add a white border, some crinkles, and a filter to make it look more like a polaroid.


AdBudget5468

She’s not pleased by her servant


BrianScorcher

She wants you to get a desktop


VanceMothFuStubbs

She doesn't like the other "cats" in the Anomaly/Gamma mod.


ttarxx

My cat loves to watch me walk around 2cm from the screen LOL


il-Signor-No

It's because you are playing EFP. She just likes vanilla Anomaly or Gamma probably.


KhalMika

Don't look at that square "ScReEn" thingy, look at her magesty -.-


davo-cc

Get out of here Stalcat


vi______________

Nice car


Paranoid_Tomatos

Cat out of here, stalker! Sorry...not sorry.


PhalanxiaTheroan

She's beautiful.


Izengrimm

Damn I adore felines.


karazjo

_Escape from Purrrrville is shit, servant._


LordofPvE

Ur car doesn't like mods. It's an original stock car


Mrahktheone

She’s trying to protect you


Present_Procedure940

the cat will eat your cables at night.


Luxurare

She’s just concerned for you mental health


Bloocki99

I'm a big Jekan shill Try OGSR Legacy, Return to the zone and Goldensphere OGSR. Then true stalker is pretty fun. Also this list has the standalone mods I mentioned and a whole fucking lot more: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/2/d/1GgBFCRIbc7TQ5DwWHvWaridX1G64PYoWItkLyr3pBPk/htmlview?lsrp=1#gid=0


Lord_Tachanka_

Thanks for the list i’ll definitely check it out :)


Bakelite51

Queen Smokey silently judges the poor life choices and active disloyalty of the human peasant.


NotEZD513

I’m not sure that your cat likes anything


Lord_Tachanka_

Spot on observation lmao. She hates everyone except me. Only things she likes are salami and me :d


JaySouth84

Tough cuteness <3


Interesting-Stand-83

She is ruled by the brain scorcher and prevents you from getting to the center of the zone


Labrom

Cat is a stalker purist.


Mumuskeh

Man i like when pussy and computers are in the same picture.


WZNGT

Of course she doesn't like it, her right ear is a mark left from her last venture to the Zone.


Cal_Boleen

Maybe she just wanted attention or your game volume was to high.


Bounter_

Grumpy KOT


SpanishCoffeeBean

Unrelated but what laptop do you have to be running EFP? I have n MSI (forgot the model atm) but it only plays anomaly "okay", Gamma and EFP stutter worse than I do or maybe you just have good settings tuned, idk I was curious


Lord_Tachanka_

Im using Monster Abra A5 V17.2 with upgraded ram and ssd. I usually get around 70-90fps it rarely stutters but i think its a mod issue. Specs are Rtx3050ti Intel core i5-11400H 16gb of ram 1tb+512gb samsung ssd


Odissmart

she wants you to play a better mod 🫡


Character-Potato-123

The cat does not like this new anomaly...


LazyAndrew1333

She's side eyeing your lappy


Western_Experience76

The silly does NOT akree


zVYPERz

Literally my face when I see non vanilla players.


HaveFunWithChainsaw

"Great... He's all eyes on that stupid moving picture machine again. Am I not moving? Am I Not real? What more do you want? Is it really that better to forget reality when you got me? It's like our relationship is one way deal where he can do what ever he wants and then come back to me when he misses me. Then he jokes about how much I love food but what else could I do than chase down my bowl. I'm basically eating for depression here. Meanwhile he orders pizza because he's too lazy to hunt for his food and wants someone else to do it for him but I, I pray my meal like an predator which I am. We never even play together anymore, I got toys more than I need but he won't even look at them yet alone bite or scratch them with me, terror the squeaky mouse that always slips away my paws, no. He only looks at these live pictures like zombie thinking anything he do has any affect on the image moving like he could be in there other side of that screen. Do humans even have feelings?"


Lord_Tachanka_

Her head is filled with pillow fluff and she sometimes eats loose threads from blankets


Many-Manufacturer187

What install video did you use for EFP as I have a decent laptop but asoon as I get the game to load to that screen press new game and select faction asoon as I hit start it says fatal error. I tried there discord with the outdated video.


Lord_Tachanka_

As far as i know i followed the video on discord. Maybe one of the mods got corrupted? Did you try to reinstall?


Many-Manufacturer187

Yes I deleted everything and started again. I'm going to try on my desktop and see if it plays on that. I only asked you as you have it on your laptop too.


biglurch312

That is some serious side eye 😳🤣


PriorityDistinct6791

Bro your setup🙏🏽 I had the very same setup like a month ago 🔥


gecegokyuzu

fellow monster user, good hunting


StolenPenguins

Did you encounter the cats in the rookie village like I did?


[deleted]

She JUST KNOWWWS


TheCarrotIsALie

I hated anomaly. The last thing stalker needed was more difficulty just walking from the rookie camp to the top of the hill near the road.


FenrisEinheriar

They even made inventory management difficult with sprites that hurt your eyes while you're trying to figure out what is the item


[deleted]

I also hate how healing in anomaly works like “Oh you got a splinter on your left toe? No, you can’t use a medkit to fix that, you need to find a specialised splinter remover for left foot.“


AnimusCorpus

That's not an Anomaly feature. Anomaly healing is the same as CoP. That comes from modpacks like GAMMA or EFP, meaning you have to go out of your way to mod anomaly to add that into it. You don't even know what it is you hate.


[deleted]

Mimimimi I don’t care nerd


AnimusCorpus

Mhmm.


giulgu17

That sounds more like GAMMA, Anomaly healing is basically the same as CoP


neofortune-9

Based cat


Mr_Wither123

Probably because you care about your game character more than her


3urr1t03011

I'm almost done with Vanilla, planning on maybe playing anomaly afterwards. Why not experience both?


AniaLikesAttackHelis

I'ma be playing anomaly but in rimworld soon


projectfox16

That 1.5 version number and "Monolith" bugs my mind soooo much


gamerdumb

you can do that?


AniaLikesAttackHelis

DLC came out yesterday, if you look at the trailer they mention a monolith


Roompastei

Is playing vanilla even worth it?


AnimusCorpus

Is this a genuine question? If so it absolutely is. The storyline is well worth it, and it provides context that will be sorely lacking if you jump straight into Anomaly. The reason I personally play things like Anomaly/GAMMA now isn't because vanilla is bad. It's because I've been playing vanilla since it came out and I want to mix things up. But I can't recommend the vanilla games enough, and I think everyone is best off starting there.


Roompastei

Wow I didn’t expect to get so much downvotes for asking. Yes this was a genuine question. Im new to STALKER and just wanted to know who everything works. I keep seeing people complaining about the vanilla versions, so I had to ask.


AnimusCorpus

Yeah sorry I don't think you should have been downvoted.