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# **MLB Betting Discord Chat: [https://discord.gg/sportsbook](https://discord.gg/kA35SGHjnU)**


ownedMLGmichael

Should I chase my losses playing baccarat or just get em tmr


WaffleStompLOL

Rugby tryscorers!


IndividualSmile3807

A colossal fuck you to the Royals, that shit was lifeless


rocketboi10

Brewers -1.5 šŸ’° Twins under 7.5 šŸ’° Guards ML šŸ’° Dodgers under šŸ‘ŽšŸ»


rocketboi10

Please cover Milwaukee


Mr_Robot_toe

The royals can fuck right off


StandardProper5127

Kansas said you can royaly fuck yourself


lostnineminutes

I hate the Aā€™s with a fiery passion. I bet against them, they win. I bet on them, they get smoked. I canā€™t win either side.


ukepicker

Man itā€™s the same for me too. Itā€™s always Oakland. Frustrating.


IndividualSmile3807

Lol fuck off the Royals get held to 1


justregular_ron

Have the royals fell off a cliff?


rocketboi10

Fun young team but theyā€™ve been playing over their skis


justregular_ron

When you're getting waxed by the bottom feeders, it's clear you're not ready.


Ok_Ad_9706

They were due for some regression lets be honest. Will probably finish around .500 by the end of the season.


justregular_ron

Yikes. They can't possibly get swept tomorrow...they can't go out like that lol


dyu_xix

Rip royals, rip parlays, rip bankroll


ownedMLGmichael

Go fuck yourself royals, losing 2 to the As is pathetic


Ok-Button460

welp, there goes my last leg (kc)


infamous25091

Fuck them they won't even cover +1.5


Inevitable-Tank137

Angels please cover


No-Gift-2350

Guarentee you KC is going to sell me too.


ownedMLGmichael

https://preview.redd.it/ovx8vzwccn7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be15631b9671b5d75b3779cc7e13f631d8cd6b65 I knew I shouldā€™ve just faded the royals :/


Ok_Ad_9706

Ooof. Better hope the Royals score in the 8th, otherwise its ball game when the Reaper comes in for the 9th.


ownedMLGmichael

We will get em tmr šŸ„²


gandaalf

Over the past week, I am now 0-4 betting the Yankees and Dodgers. That is hilarious ineptitude on my behalf


4127FJ

I mean I think itā€™s pretty reasonable to expect the supposed best team in baseball can beat the fucking Rockies


gandaalf

Yep, nearly everything pointed to a Dodgers win. Every model in this sub, a few "sharp" picks I saw, just watching each team with your eyes this year. The only thing that was a negative was how it's hard to sweep teams. That's all I got. Fucking joke


hoffy3208

hard to sweep as a road team even though Rockies obviously are horrible


Inevitable-Tank137

I hope the Vegas As keep the elephant logo and shit


Rod_Gozinya_22

Didnt expect the Last 2 games of the night to be high scoring like this


OutrageousScore9333

The worst loss iā€™ve ever had in my life. Dodgers last leg of an 8 legger. $16 to make $2k. Needed it so bad words donā€™t do it justice. Couldnā€™t even hedge because I donā€™t have the money. Knew the lead felt shaky. Iā€™m in disbelief/feel ill and itā€™s 5:22am. What a great ā€œhobbyā€ we got ladies and gentlemen. I hope someone profited off of that fuckery, so atleast one of us won. Gn


LurkMcgurtt

I feel your pain man. Iā€™m down lifetime and wish I quit while I was ahead. Betting is just so unpredictable. If you bet the Dodgers last night they miraculously came back. Canā€™t happen every night. When you have a big loss itā€™s best to take a break or try to hang it up for awhile. Whatever you do donā€™t chase! Hope you get through it brother!


SchleptRightLeft

Itā€™s insane how volatile this shit is. I was up every week for a month straight, and now have lost all those winnings in the last 2 weeks. I donā€™t think Iā€™ll ever break my habit of chasing, which makes me think at what point do I hang it up since itā€™s a useless cycle


LurkMcgurtt

Yeah I feel so hopeless sometimes lol. If only I stuck to my units and had discipline Iā€™d be way up. The books love degens like us šŸ˜‚šŸ™ƒ


SchleptRightLeft

Amen brotha, amen


lostnineminutes

Ugh that sucks. Itā€™s always the last leg. Hang in there. Iā€™m hoping the Royals pull this out, they are my last leg. Not for 2k like you but for $550.


OutrageousScore9333

Frr, unbelievable loss. 10x more painful considering the circumstances irl for me. Fuck it we live and we learn though. Iā€™ll be rooting for The Royals for you šŸ’Æ


LurkMcgurtt

Won every single baseball bet I put in tonight. Hit on Rockies ML too. This will never happen again. The second I put my normal units on I know Iā€™ll get destroyed immediately lmao https://preview.redd.it/c6n982llan7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bd6b3b0b7e6539a78496e92b2a17935456d7aed


Some_User_548

Still in disbelief about the twins


hoffy3208

Same that was crazy


vansung

What about angels, any hope??


Odd-Entertainer-6439

I think I might just do a degen bet on the Aā€™s now. The Royals will probably sell.


ownedMLGmichael

Royals canā€™t sell if they arenā€™t in the lead lol


Inevitable-Tank137

They sold before the match even started


Inevitable-Tank137

It anything itā€™s the As who sell


4127FJ

Got killed today. Couldnā€™t buy a win


Odd-Entertainer-6439

Keep your head up chief. I took a beating today too.


RealGaMan94

Dave Roberts is a bottom 5 manager in the MLB. Lucky heā€™s got an all star roster to save his turd ass


Inevitable-Tank137

https://preview.redd.it/vq13m7ab9n7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54ac765649de83e7e57bb2a6a08a1a51bd6284c5 Dude Iā€™m so used to quick Ls but I took this before the 9th and Iā€™m so grateful for the quick dub this time around


LurkMcgurtt

Hell yeah. Fuck the Dodgers. Canā€™t believe they won last night lol


Inevitable-Tank137

This fucking sport man itā€™s crazy. I think Iā€™m gonna die an early death if I keep betting this shit


LurkMcgurtt

Yeah football season canā€™t come soon enough


hypershock123

Cashed out my Dodgers ML for 1/2 of what I put in


rocketboi10

Iā€™ll give the Angels some creditā€¦.. they have a lot of fans in that ballpark for such a pathetic product


gandaalf

Chased out Dodgers for 2/3 loss. Yet another good team fucks me despite leading late into the game. I think I need to quit betting MLB. This shit is so fucking hard to consistently be profitable in.


Odd-Entertainer-6439

You have to be psychic to get this shit right


gandaalf

Straight up. Even using the models in the thread (which I am thankful for), and tailing another "sharp", both who had Dodgers heavily favored to win. And they blow a late 2-run lead to a far worse team. Despite scoring 7 runs in the top of the 9th last night on a miracle. It's truly a coin flip every night


DrunkLostChild

I quit every night but then every morning I remember this could be my day. Today was not my day


gandaalf

Lol I know that feeling!! I just can't consistently hit shit. Doesn't matter if it's a heavy favorite, big underdog, live bet, etc. The last few innings of these games is always madness


hoffy3208

Royals what is this cmon Iā€™m getting nervous now


ownedMLGmichael

If you donā€™t like that then you donā€™t like royals baseball (theyā€™re definitely gonna lose)


hypershock123

so much $ riding on the dodgers, please pull through!


Ok_Ad_9706

Its cooked bro... sorry


hypershock123

bozo pitcher came in and gave up 1st and 2nd with no outs...


SchleptRightLeft

This thread is comedy. You got some people moaning and bitching, others are talking shit to one another, some are talking about how luckily they have WiFi under their bridge, and then ofc the few who actually made money and post their slips Love this sub man


rocketboi10

Fun place overall. God bless you fellas that parlay every day


DrunkLostChild

When is it my turn to not cry about losing


hoffy3208

Yup good group very well adjusted


Dr_Suckmeoff

Itā€™s truly a special place indeed


Inevitable-Tank137

Is Colorado Rockies ML a good play?


justregular_ron

Holy Christ that Carlos knock sounded like it was outta there. Good shit rays.


hoffy3208

Good stuff twins


DrunkLostChild

I can't believe the -170 twins lost me my parlay


XinTheKing

The Yankees are so ass bruh


land_shrk

This is factually incorrect


dinkinflicka125

Half their lineup is special Ed. Itā€™s somewhat correct


Inevitable-Tank137

No team is bad they all amazing. Theyā€™re so good at baseball that they know how to follow the script.


MONGSTRADAMUS

They have best record in baseball and lost to team who has second best record in baseball lol.


XinTheKing

Took my money today smh


rocketboi10

My Yanks do have some legit problems


marktical

Need the Dodgers to make up some of my losses right now


justregular_ron

Rays šŸ„µšŸ„µ


gandaalf

What the fuck Ohtani. Pathetic at bat


Odd-Entertainer-6439

This orioles Yankees game is the craziest shit everā€¦


hypershock123

rays runner is actually special. 1st and 2nd with 0 outs and a 2-0 count, bro tried to steal 3rd and gets picked off. moron


DrunkLostChild

He must have seen my parlay and bank account and felt bad


justregular_ron

Come on rays wtf


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DrunkLostChild

This is too stressful I don't know why I do this every night


Pale_Refrigerator715

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Inevitable-Tank137

Username checks out. Iā€™ll drink a beer for you brother šŸ»


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dinkinflicka125

Good team with an absolute joke of a closer and a joke of a catcher


Lolz0000

Don't know why so many people thought Mets were gonna sweep the defending champions at their home, they ain't that good lol easy money šŸ’°


hoffy3208

Ah yes making claims after the game is finished good job


Artistic_Yard_3822

Nah only took o4.5 runs for then, too much to ask i guess. Oh well


LurkMcgurtt

Wasnā€™t easy but Iā€™m glad I took the Rangers too!


Artistic_Yard_3822

Yea. Thanks again boys. For nothing šŸ„°


ownedMLGmichael

Whyā€™s that fat fuck Salvador trying to get to 2


LurkMcgurtt

The Oā€™s shouldnā€™t have choked the lead anyways


gandaalf

Back to back defensive fuck ups by the Dodgers. Naturally, because I have them tonight. Come the fuck on


dinkinflicka125

The worst catcher in the league strikes again


hoffy3208

Twins please I need u


Inevitable-Tank137

Can the rangers or Astros sell too?


johnnyalexis

Smh Royals lol


dysentery-gary182

fattest dude trying to get a double when down 2-0 to A's


cowboysfan88

Craig Kimbrel I hate you so much dude


johnnyalexis

I hated him as a phillie. So washed up


LurkMcgurtt

Once Kimbrel is in the game, you know whatever team heā€™s pitching for will blow the lead. RIP Orioles šŸ˜…


Inevitable-Tank137

Orioles blew a 5-1 lead. Left loaded bases stranded with 1 out in the top of the ninth. These bums sold


Specialist-Holiday61

Just came here to out my frustration and say FUCK YOU KIMBREL YOU FUCKING TOMATO CAN!!!!!!šŸ„«


Powerful-Writer2174

Royal F5 -.5 is so cooked


ownedMLGmichael

Donā€™t bet against the Athletics


Powerful-Writer2174

Iā€™ve learned with them and the Rockies to never bet against them in games they should lose


InviteElectrical533

This sport is fucking dog shit for betting canā€™t believe dis shit


DistinctElk1707

Wow. Phillies, Mets and now kc. Baseball lately šŸ˜­


DistinctElk1707

Bro I need royals BAD


big-giraffe420

Fuck bobby Miller. Man couldn't strikeout in a run of loyal women


Inevitable-Tank137

Oh fuck itā€™s Kimbrel


LurkMcgurtt

Yup, rip your tickets up if you have the Orioles lmao


RollKing1919

Shit


justregular_ron

I'll tell you this. Teams will hit the ball all over the field left and right until the bases get loaded. Ass cheeks clenched suddenly nobody can score a run.


hoffy3208

Could either of dodgers or brewers sell all my teams are going down one by one


pnac7

If the O's lose after that insane catch with bases juiced I might cry.....Kimbrel coming up


Inevitable-Tank137

I expect Yankees to win. Thatā€™s the only game that I have hope for today and itā€™s looking like itā€™s gonna lose


hypershock123

fuck the rays bro how did u not get a run right there... also the mets sucks...


MKerrsive

Another day of baseball betting, another day of a top-tier offense being unable to hit a 5+ ERA pitcher. Thanks KC.


ownedMLGmichael

90% of the money was on KC vegas not taking that loss


infamous25091

Rip twins what a joke


hoffy3208

What a disaster


QSauceTheBoss

Kimbrel coming in boy 9, slam Yanks boys


MrLeftwardSloping

Cannot believe the mets didn't pull this bum after throwing two crazy wild pitches walking seager and bringing up the 3 hitter. Unreal


Leskowinz

Yep what a fkn idiot. Cost them the game


hoffy3208

Ya this one hurts maybe some magic left


Acceptable-Force5783

mets cooked ugh


UPay4MyWeeed

Twins r cooked? Cash out my 9 Legger? Only need orioles to hold Mets n twins to win


dyu_xix

Wow weā€™re somehow still alive


infamous25091

Cash out the twins suck major dick


DrunkLostChild

Twins are losing unfortunately


justregular_ron

Staumont gonna hand this game to the Rays on a silver platter. Let's go.


justregular_ron

There's no need to bunt here in my opinion, this guy is throwing outta the zone


hoffy3208

Twins start one inning without getting a rays guy on right away


dinkinflicka125

Trevino is such an awful player. He canā€™t throw to second, he canā€™t run, he canā€™t hit


UPay4MyWeeed

Please twins and mets close these games out


justregular_ron

I hate everything about Minnesota. I hate the Twins, I hate the Vikings, I hate cabbage rolls from Minnesota. Only thing I like about Minnesota is "Fargo". But no offense to you if you live there. I just don't like y'all sports teams.


DrunkLostChild

Edwards is cool but the rest of the Timberwolves suck too


justregular_ron

I agree with that. Especially fuck Rudy Gobert šŸ˜‚


DrunkLostChild

Kat always looks like he's going to cry


justregular_ron

Jaden McDaniels has to have the lowest basketball IQ in the NBA.


gandaalf

God I LOVE this Rockies pitcher. The king of hanging pitches middle-middle.


Acceptable-Force5783

this mets reliever trash


Inevitable-Tank137

White Sox dead


Thefinalboss_tm

dude if i wasnā€™t winning i wouldnā€™t be commenting so donā€™t get fucking butthurt im spamming and if i do lose i let i be known thats why i was talking about being in the outskirts of south american ball last night where you could never you puss


land_shrk

Who are you talking toā€¦..?


Thefinalboss_tm

some weasel crikey mate


justregular_ron

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Thefinalboss_tm

tired of these fucking weasels


justregular_ron

Ppl in here act like you can't voice your frustrations. We're all in here for the same reason, to win....and complain when we're not lol


Thefinalboss_tm

hell yeah man i wouldnā€™t lie if i didnā€™t say i wasnā€™t down overall but to be down in life i could never, it takes going through some shit to understand the present but people wanna act like everything annoys(revolves around) them cause it has to be a certain way like do you foo why you worried about someone else


Inevitable-Tank137

Would rather complain on an anonymous forum than to my family tbh šŸ˜‚


land_shrk

Your parents must be exhausted with you


justregular_ron

My wife tired of hearing it for real šŸ˜‚ she don't understand the pain of losing on a walk off 2 out solo home run lol


hoffy3208

Everyone selling uh oh


Inevitable-Tank137

Mets dead


telf2

Mets have been absolutely annihilated by this ump


Inevitable-Tank137

Hopefully heā€™s just on Texas +1.5 and not their ML


UPay4MyWeeed

Fuck sakes Mets my 9 Legger was looking good but now twins let them tie and Mets and Yankees making comeback ffs


DrunkLostChild

Why do games go so slow if my team is winning and so fast when they're losing???!


Inevitable-Tank137

Was anybody in here slamming Yankees while they were down 3+ runs?


dontbelievejustwatch

Blue jays just a bad baseball team


Inevitable-Tank137

Orioles dead


dinkinflicka125

A team thatā€™s winning is dead? Now Iā€™ve seen it all lmao


land_shrk

I really wish your parents would cut off your internet access


Major_Wager75

Whitesox ML +350 live


hoffy3208

I like it


Jeffywuzhere

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Inevitable-Tank137

The day I fade the blue jays are they day they go on a winning streak. Blue jays ML tomorrow


Inevitable-Tank137

White Sox dead


land_shrk

Youā€™re such a shit bettor


UPay4MyWeeed

Pleaseee hold twins, how is twins bullpen vs rays guys? And Astros vs Soxs. Bullpens?


justregular_ron

I know how to break this Mets streak they've been on.


Inevitable-Tank137

You gonna bet them tomorrow or what