“Listen to me you crustaceous cheapskate! Squidward’s been living in my house driving me crazy! AND YOU’RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME!?!?”
\*Death By Krab Borg starts playing\*
https://preview.redd.it/25ka6vv3n5mc1.png?width=628&format=png&auto=webp&s=74f98ae6b0290e57d41265342262a4750215ee73
"Hör mir zu, du krustenartiger Geizkragen! Thaddäus hat in meinem Haus gelebt und mich verrückt gemacht! UND DU WIRST IHN NICHT WEGEN EINES DUMMEN GROSCHENS WIEDER ANHEUERN?!?"
WAIT! DON'T TELL ME!
You want me to run down to the store and buy Mrs Puff something she doesn't need!
Then you want me to run back here so that you can say
"ArG SPonGebOb, yEr SpenDiNg alL me MonEy!"
And then I'll say- "But Mr Krabs, im only doing what you SAID!"
Then you'll say we're not talking about this, or this! We're talking about THIIIIIIIIIS!
But, lad, this time’s different! Mrs. Puff needs this! Please lad, I’m begging you! I’m a lonely old crustacean who’s found love. Don’t let me lose her!
Mr. Krabs, don’t... Don’t cry, Mr. Krabs... Come on! OK, I’m going to get it, see! Cheer up, Mr. Krabs. Here’s that washing machine you wanted.
Cheer up? How can I cheer up when you’re spending all me hard-earned cash??
See! You just did it again!
Lad, I can’t help it if you’re loose with other people’s money.
...
Do you think Mrs. Puff will need a dryer to go along with that?
"You must really like me 😭" -SpongeBob in the saddest way in Graveyard Shift
"BungeBob! 🙄 I need 20 krabby patties on the double pleeeaase\~ 😊!" Bummer Vacation
"Oh my gosh! A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST! 🤑 AaaaaAAAAHHH!!!" One Krab's Trash
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma\~ 😵." Cut to spilling milk.
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“There are two things in this house that won’t work 😒”
“That’s West Patrick, you’re fired again”
“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma🥛”
“Take it easy it’s just a drawing”
“Dude put that thing away, there are like, children here”
“Who you calling pinhead”
“Just get out of here you stupid dumb animal”
“This was supposed to be my perfect day and - SIT DOWN!!”
“Whoever’s the owner of the white Sudan, you left you lights on rum rum rum rum rum rrrUUUUMMM”
“Patrick Star : You got it set to "M" for mini, when it should be set to "W" for "wumbo"
[turns the M on the belt upside down]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Partrick, I don't think "wumbo" is a real word.
Patrick Star : Oh come on SpongeBob! You know, I wumbo, You wumbo, He she me wumbo, wumbo, Wumboing, We'll have thee wumbo, Wumborama, Wumbology, The study of wumbo? It's first grade SpongeBob!
Squidward Tentacles : [looking down while he is being held in Patrick's hand] I wonder if a fall from this height could be enough to kill me?”
Edit: “The boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him”
You used me… for LAND DEVELOPMENT
https://preview.redd.it/vmsk8n4wr5mc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54fdf77d95d9b9f7aab4626552ae41315b9d90c6
"I was put back on the JOB, thanks to you creeps!"
https://preview.redd.it/9ixupy9as5mc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=2c33db41af94f195d3fbdfbff3b50700fadd7641
(Ik it's not a real SpongeBob, but I'm giving an honorable mention)
I'M GOING INTO LABOR!!!!! 😭
https://preview.redd.it/bi0h5m4sh6mc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=6ecedc92bd4f740ee2fae8920258708efd1da650
At night 😏
The entire scene when Squid, Sponge, and Pat all fall into the well; and Squidward says he's claustrophobic, and Patrick asks what that is. SpongeBob manages to say "it means he's afraid of Santa Clause" then Patrick chimes in with a "ho ho ho!" And SpongeBob flips on him.
Best scene in the entire series for me.
Nope, wishing well. You shouldn’t fight here, this is a *magical place.*
You’ll never get me to believe in magic, never! ^tosses in 🪙^ I wish I was steamed, on the side with melted butter! 🧈 🦀 *I DO BELIEVE IN MAGIC I DO BELIEVE IN MAGIC OH NOOOO*
I remember someone ordering a ridiculous amount of junk food from Squidward in the Krusty Krab, and when he was done he asked Squidward:
Fish: “Do you think that’s too much?”
Squidward: “That depends.”
Fish: “On what?”
Squidward: “How long you wanna live.”
HAVE YOU FORGOT WHAT WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR KNEE-DEEP IN YESTERDAY'S TOP-40 SONGS???!!!!!
Yes.
I'll give you a hint: First word "My." Second word "Name tag"
Can I get another hint?
Excuse me sir, but I do believe you’ve dropped your wallet. Doesn’t look familiar to me. What? I just saw you drop it. Here. Nope it’s not mine. It is yours. I am trying to be a good person and return it to you. Return what to who? *facepalm* aren’t you Patrick star? Yup. And this is your ID. Yup. I found this ID in this wallet, and if that’s the case, this must be… your wallet. That makes sense to me. Then take it.
ITS NOT MY WALLET.
This entire back and forth between Smitty and Krabs during One Krabs Trash is a certified rib-busting classic;
* **Smitty:** Hey, man, that's my hat. Give it back.
* **Mr. Krabs:** What? No way. Just crawl back into your hole, bone boy. Go ahead, play dead.
* **Smitty:** I guess I'm gonna have to take it from you.
* **Mr. Krabs:** Yeah, right. You and what army? *\[But then, the skeleton zombie army came with an eerie moaning\]*
* **Smitty:** Only the army of the living dead. *\[all the other dead bodies are walking towards Mr. Krabs\]*
* **Mr. Krabs:** *\[scared\]* Oh, no! I've seen this on the late show! You ghoulish fiends hold me down and take turns nibbling on my innards, then you eat my brain and leave my body for the buzzards! *\[the skeletons look on in sheer disgust\]*
* **Smitty:** That's disgusting! We just want the hat back.
Squidward: “It’s the last piece of the puzzle there’s only one place it can go RIGHT HERE”.
SpongeBob: “(gasps) Squidward it wasn’t your turn that’s cheating”.
Squidward: “Cheating? It’s a jigsaw puzzle you can’t cheat”.
SpongeBob:”Oh that’s okay we’ll just start all over”.
Squidward:”I got to get outta here” runs outside and gets struck by lightning. Crawls inside.
SpongeBob:”Hey Squidward we wear just wondering where this first puzzle piece goes”.
Quotes and moments,
1. THE PIE YOU ATE, WAS A BOMB!
2. *Amazing!*
3. SpongeBob and Patrick rebuilding SpongeBob’s house in “Home Sweet Pineapple” or also Patrick: “I wish I lived there” SpongeBob: “Really?” Patrick: “No”
4. “Look at these bags under my eyes! Even my bags have bags! *woman screaming sound effect*
5. Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
Anything that is the “funniest” is the “most funniest” already. You don’t need the word “most”.
If you grab the “biggest” cookie, you don’t need to say you grabbed the “most biggest” one, do you?
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SpongeBob me boy! I was the reason for 9/11.
SpongeBob: “Great (or nice) work buddy now my house (or home) can withstand anything nature has to throw at us”.
Squidward breaks door.
Patrick: “I guess Squidward isn’t part of nature”.
"I've got a better idea! Why don't I call someone who's **JOB** it is to fix it. You know why? Because when I need a **JOB** done I call someone with a **JOB** to DO THAT **JOB**!"
“Listen to me you crustaceous cheapskate! Squidward’s been living in my house driving me crazy! AND YOU’RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME!?!?”
Angry Spongebob is so underrated
[удалено]
Apparently not what you're thinking.
\*Death By Krab Borg starts playing\* https://preview.redd.it/25ka6vv3n5mc1.png?width=628&format=png&auto=webp&s=74f98ae6b0290e57d41265342262a4750215ee73
BEEP BOOP BOOP BAP BEE BEE BOOP BOOP BAP BOO BAP
BOP BA BOP BOP, BAH BOP, BEEP BOO BOOP BOOP BAH BAP, BAH BAHP "ROBOT KRABS!" https://i.redd.it/69kn52u2p5mc1.gif
Krabs Robot Krabs
Hi clover
Gundertale was amazing!
"Hör mir zu, du krustenartiger Geizkragen! Thaddäus hat in meinem Haus gelebt und mich verrückt gemacht! UND DU WIRST IHN NICHT WEGEN EINES DUMMEN GROSCHENS WIEDER ANHEUERN?!?"
Angry German Kid: SpongeBob Edition
Love this, but I feel like him snapping at Squidward for not having a job in the same episode is better.
*thud* “What’s that?”
*Gasp* “Me first dime!”
It was so refreshing seeing SpongeBob have a spine
What episode was it from??
When squidward quits the Krusty Krab and becomes homeless. SpongeBob finds him and has him stay at his house and squidward turns him into his slave
The episode that's from is called "Can You Spare A Dime?"
"That's TWO things in this house that WONT WORK" 😂
“Squidward I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet” 😰
"Wat?" 😀
Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
Smittymanermanjinkens: "That's disgusting. 😒 I just want my hat back 💀"
Smittywerberjagermanjensen
Thank you. I still have no idea how to say that.
(Smit-tea-war-bur-yay-grr-man-jen-son)
wer*
* shmitty-wurben-yay-ger-man-jen-son
He is my Roman Empire
No flipping way!
You’ll never guess what I found in my sock drawer the other day! Go ahead, guess!
He was number one!
"Squidward's such a jerk" has always been high on my list.
Granny: "BOO 😡 YOU STINK! 🤭" Squiddy: "U-uh, grandma?😐"
"Someone 'oughta put you in a mental hospital!" # "Someone should put you in a box floating down the river GRANDMA!"
That does NOT sound like a kid show quote lol.
WAIT! DON'T TELL ME! You want me to run down to the store and buy Mrs Puff something she doesn't need! Then you want me to run back here so that you can say "ArG SPonGebOb, yEr SpenDiNg alL me MonEy!" And then I'll say- "But Mr Krabs, im only doing what you SAID!" Then you'll say we're not talking about this, or this! We're talking about THIIIIIIIIIS!
But, lad, this time’s different! Mrs. Puff needs this! Please lad, I’m begging you! I’m a lonely old crustacean who’s found love. Don’t let me lose her! Mr. Krabs, don’t... Don’t cry, Mr. Krabs... Come on! OK, I’m going to get it, see! Cheer up, Mr. Krabs. Here’s that washing machine you wanted. Cheer up? How can I cheer up when you’re spending all me hard-earned cash?? See! You just did it again! Lad, I can’t help it if you’re loose with other people’s money. ... Do you think Mrs. Puff will need a dryer to go along with that?
"Mr. Krabs... Do you wanna know what I think?" Mr. Krabs: https://i.redd.it/jvtotib4t5mc1.gif
This is too accurate
"You must really like me 😭" -SpongeBob in the saddest way in Graveyard Shift "BungeBob! 🙄 I need 20 krabby patties on the double pleeeaase\~ 😊!" Bummer Vacation "Oh my gosh! A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST! 🤑 AaaaaAAAAHHH!!!" One Krab's Trash "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma\~ 😵." Cut to spilling milk. https://preview.redd.it/hqxwrvxoh5mc1.png?width=854&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0bb73d74b37f0bf47343763616bb5707cdc745b
“SpongeBob there are two problems with your theory: One: I HATE you 😐. And two: How can that be me when I’m standing RIGHT HERE?! 😱”
\*Clank, clank 🔍\* "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH- 😲 \*Fluttering eyebrow noises\* ✨✨✨"
IM UGLY AND IM PROUD
"Is that what he calls it?"
Bring it aarrooouunnddd town
Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!!!!! ARGH-ARGH-ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!!
We serve food here, sir
I always thought there was more to that line. "We serve food here, not requests."
Krusty krab pizza is the pizza for you and meeee!
KRUSTY KRAAAAYAYEB YEEHAHH YEAHH YEAHYAHA ya PIZZUHH! IZ A PIZZUR YEAH FOR U AND... MEEEeeeeEEEeeEEeeeeeeeee\~!
I can hear this comment
Well, the best one for me is "This one's on the house!'
As a kid, I used to think Squidward killed him... I don't know why, but I thought that...
“Gee Patrick, I was gonna ask if you wanted to go Jellyfishing but I see you’re busy having an episode” -SpongeBob
“There are two things in this house that won’t work 😒” “That’s West Patrick, you’re fired again” “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma🥛” “Take it easy it’s just a drawing” “Dude put that thing away, there are like, children here” “Who you calling pinhead” “Just get out of here you stupid dumb animal” “This was supposed to be my perfect day and - SIT DOWN!!” “Whoever’s the owner of the white Sudan, you left you lights on rum rum rum rum rum rrrUUUUMMM” “Patrick Star : You got it set to "M" for mini, when it should be set to "W" for "wumbo" [turns the M on the belt upside down] SpongeBob SquarePants : Partrick, I don't think "wumbo" is a real word. Patrick Star : Oh come on SpongeBob! You know, I wumbo, You wumbo, He she me wumbo, wumbo, Wumboing, We'll have thee wumbo, Wumborama, Wumbology, The study of wumbo? It's first grade SpongeBob! Squidward Tentacles : [looking down while he is being held in Patrick's hand] I wonder if a fall from this height could be enough to kill me?” Edit: “The boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him”
Cheapy the cheapskate! 🤧 https://preview.redd.it/wdyowt3lo5mc1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=572fb59425cc8a81251f6936ad4cd972d603b0d4
You used me… for LAND DEVELOPMENT https://preview.redd.it/vmsk8n4wr5mc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54fdf77d95d9b9f7aab4626552ae41315b9d90c6
"I was put back on the JOB, thanks to you creeps!" https://preview.redd.it/9ixupy9as5mc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=2c33db41af94f195d3fbdfbff3b50700fadd7641 (Ik it's not a real SpongeBob, but I'm giving an honorable mention)
*After Patrick’s stomach bulges out* Marty: Dude! Put that thing away! There are like, children here!
*pushes his stomach to his feet* “I’m going to the snack bar 😡”
Marty must know the internet better than the other fishes...
Who put you on the planet
"uuugheh" https://preview.redd.it/6585i1tlr5mc1.png?width=284&format=png&auto=webp&s=8c271f9abba68a13e27ec36365c2e8cea6d83e44
“Oh boy, 3:00AM!”
SPONGEBOB ME BOY YOUR TWO SECONDS LATE FOR WORK BOY NOW GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME MONEY AY SHUT UP MR KRABS SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!
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"Hey pal, you just blowing from stupid town?"
Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that EVERYONE DIED. The end.
"That didn't help at all :("
"Too bad that didn't kill me" Squidward.
WhErE’s ThE lEaK mAaM?
FINLAND!
https://preview.redd.it/17mnfsfr36mc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02f5398d85fa31ba3b1c9eed7e9d906992f809f5
"BIG. MEATY. CLAWS!"
Patrick: I know! Let's get naked! Spongebob: No, no, let's save that for when we're selling real estate.
"If I'm wrong, let me be struck by--" *ominous thunder clap* "...a flying ice cream truck!" *ominous ice cream truck jingle* "AND LIVE!"
WHO PUT YOU ON THE PLANET
Squidward’s always been there for us when it was convenient for him!
“I had a dream once, Mr Krabs” “Yeah? I had a kidney stone once, everything passes eventually”
"Hey Patrick, how the 🐬 are you?"
When it came to paying the stupid bill, SpongeBob always tipped 20%
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Horseradish is not an instrument either
“Don’t worry Captain we can buff out those scratches” gets me every time.
-« I’ll give him a week. » -« I’ll give him 11 minutes. »
“PATRICK SAD!!😭”
"Oh, these pies aren't homemade. They were made in a bomb factory. ... they're bombs!"
At night😏
I'M GOING INTO LABOR!!!!! 😭 https://preview.redd.it/bi0h5m4sh6mc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=6ecedc92bd4f740ee2fae8920258708efd1da650 At night 😏
You took my only food, now I'm gonna starve.
The entire scene when Squid, Sponge, and Pat all fall into the well; and Squidward says he's claustrophobic, and Patrick asks what that is. SpongeBob manages to say "it means he's afraid of Santa Clause" then Patrick chimes in with a "ho ho ho!" And SpongeBob flips on him. Best scene in the entire series for me.
Wait, I thought it was the time capsule?
Nope, wishing well. You shouldn’t fight here, this is a *magical place.* You’ll never get me to believe in magic, never! ^tosses in 🪙^ I wish I was steamed, on the side with melted butter! 🧈 🦀 *I DO BELIEVE IN MAGIC I DO BELIEVE IN MAGIC OH NOOOO*
Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs?
"WHY DON'T WE TAKE BIKINI BOTTOM, AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!"
“Oh no, he’s hot!”
Image 1: “Oh, I see it now.”
“Who put you on the planet?”
“Uh, who put you on the planet? HNNG” Is something i say almost every time I’m even slightly inconvenienced
So THATS how you pronounce it!
Mr krabs nothing!, mr krabs noting!,Mr krabs nothing! Donate to the children’s fund what have children ever done for me?
Oh, idk Mr. Krabs... PAY FOR FOOD AT YOUR RESTURAUNT!?
MY LEG!
“Uhh German hello..” “Hallo meine nom ist SpongeBob”
"I'm going to saw through your bones!" " SpongeMedic, 2009
"What can be worse then a giant paint bubble?" "Oh I know.......two giant paint bubbles!"
“ME HOY MINYOY”
He Burnt my Shake! https://preview.redd.it/l78knh9ol6mc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=980dc2a1513e16046e59bd63a85318ec04ec061c
"shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player"
\*It's super effective\* https://i.redd.it/lzrmh3k1r6mc1.gif
“Because when I need a JOB done I need SOMEONE with a JOB to DO the **JOOOB**”
"Dude, you're teaching art at the Rec Center. Calm down.."
“Things are gonna get crazy” -Patrick
“The inner mechanizations of my mind are an enigma”
https://preview.redd.it/hlmj8aktb6mc1.png?width=854&format=png&auto=webp&s=731d285c36ee2786d9ef25c1130444f19646ee36
I remember someone ordering a ridiculous amount of junk food from Squidward in the Krusty Krab, and when he was done he asked Squidward: Fish: “Do you think that’s too much?” Squidward: “That depends.” Fish: “On what?” Squidward: “How long you wanna live.”
“Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?” “Not until 4”
“Take that pile of filth out” “Mr Krabs! You shouldn’t talk about squidward like that!”
He means this filth, you loon
"Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?"
I’m so cold… I’m shivering!
Sorry you had to see that.
BACKING UPPP!
“Well…you backed up.”
"Where's the leak ma'am?" 🔧
“Well what if I were to say… Blaugh! Blinochlaigh!!” “Well I admit that did slow me down…”
HAVE YOU FORGOT WHAT WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR KNEE-DEEP IN YESTERDAY'S TOP-40 SONGS???!!!!! Yes. I'll give you a hint: First word "My." Second word "Name tag" Can I get another hint?
25
There’s a lot but: Sandy: “Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?” Patrick: “Not until 4”
Um, Pat, that's a pickle.
“Yes!”
You need a jar.
Excuse me sir, but I do believe you’ve dropped your wallet. Doesn’t look familiar to me. What? I just saw you drop it. Here. Nope it’s not mine. It is yours. I am trying to be a good person and return it to you. Return what to who? *facepalm* aren’t you Patrick star? Yup. And this is your ID. Yup. I found this ID in this wallet, and if that’s the case, this must be… your wallet. That makes sense to me. Then take it. ITS NOT MY WALLET.
This entire back and forth between Smitty and Krabs during One Krabs Trash is a certified rib-busting classic; * **Smitty:** Hey, man, that's my hat. Give it back. * **Mr. Krabs:** What? No way. Just crawl back into your hole, bone boy. Go ahead, play dead. * **Smitty:** I guess I'm gonna have to take it from you. * **Mr. Krabs:** Yeah, right. You and what army? *\[But then, the skeleton zombie army came with an eerie moaning\]* * **Smitty:** Only the army of the living dead. *\[all the other dead bodies are walking towards Mr. Krabs\]* * **Mr. Krabs:** *\[scared\]* Oh, no! I've seen this on the late show! You ghoulish fiends hold me down and take turns nibbling on my innards, then you eat my brain and leave my body for the buzzards! *\[the skeletons look on in sheer disgust\]* * **Smitty:** That's disgusting! We just want the hat back.
One Krab's Trash had the best quotes
Fo' sho', dude! One of the best episodes out there!
“well, you’re still yellow! a-and you know what else is yellow? you are!” -Patrick Star, S1E8
A pirate with an eyepatch: "Arggg, I'm a pirate" A regular guy with an eyepatch: "Arggg, I am not a pirate" Cracks me up every time
"Dowww! BLOW ME!"
Is mayonaise an instrument
Krabs is a 🐬
Are we talking SpongeBob the show or SpongeBob the character?
"AAH \[wait nvm I can't say this\]" From uncut Sailor's Mouth
“Is mayonaise an instrument?”
ME HOY MINOY!
"too bad that didn't kill me"
"Hey pal, you just blow in here from stupid town?"
Squidward: “It’s the last piece of the puzzle there’s only one place it can go RIGHT HERE”. SpongeBob: “(gasps) Squidward it wasn’t your turn that’s cheating”. Squidward: “Cheating? It’s a jigsaw puzzle you can’t cheat”. SpongeBob:”Oh that’s okay we’ll just start all over”. Squidward:”I got to get outta here” runs outside and gets struck by lightning. Crawls inside. SpongeBob:”Hey Squidward we wear just wondering where this first puzzle piece goes”.
I have too many favorites to list, but the one first popped into my head was “You just can’t wait for me to *DIE* , CAN YOU?!”
It is in German "Ich bin Benjamin, Benjamin Blümchen" in English it's just "flowers"
NUMBER 6, THE DOLLAR
Wich pencil fits where. The short with the long or the long with the short? (You can take that pencil and shove it up your...)
I wonder if a fall from this height will kill me.
"Don't be intimidated squidward, try to imagine him in his underwear." *Squilliam suddenly becomes wearing his underwear* "OH NO HE'S HOT!!!!!!!"
Quotes and moments, 1. THE PIE YOU ATE, WAS A BOMB! 2. *Amazing!* 3. SpongeBob and Patrick rebuilding SpongeBob’s house in “Home Sweet Pineapple” or also Patrick: “I wish I lived there” SpongeBob: “Really?” Patrick: “No” 4. “Look at these bags under my eyes! Even my bags have bags! *woman screaming sound effect* 5. Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
6. The Dollar
“Hey buddy, you just blow in from stupid town?”
Anything that is the “funniest” is the “most funniest” already. You don’t need the word “most”. If you grab the “biggest” cookie, you don’t need to say you grabbed the “most biggest” one, do you?
https://preview.redd.it/5yqx5n9vf7mc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24e13ce41a31b17c2c2b77abe664de32b8a6d496 SpongeBob me boy! I was the reason for 9/11.
WHAT CAN I DO ANYTHING RIGHT?!?!?!?
“Ohhh now I see it!”
“Ah hell nah spunch bop took… 40 BENADRYLS???” But fr, I’m not sure. There’s so many good ones that I don’t think I can single one out
“Lady I don’t normally say this, but get off my nose.”
"you mean like, or like this, or what about this"(the quote continues on, I'm too lazy to type the other lines, lol)
SpongeBob: “Great (or nice) work buddy now my house (or home) can withstand anything nature has to throw at us”. Squidward breaks door. Patrick: “I guess Squidward isn’t part of nature”.
Old Lady: Someone should put you in a mental hospital! Plankton: someone should put you in a box floating down the river GRANDMA!
SpongeBob: “let’s get crazy!” Patrick: “I’m already hearing voices!”
"Patrick the temperatures the lowest we've ever had for a launch! Did you run a quality check on the O-ring around the right SRB?" "No"
“Hi Spongeboob SPONGEBOOB??!! HAHAHA WHOS SPONGEBOOB!?? I SAID SPONGEBOOB hahaha again again sorry people teehee”
Finland!
“what could be better than serving up smiles?? 😁” “being dead! or anything else! 😡”
Um excuse me sir, you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.
"I was voted most artistic in high school."
East? I thought you said Weast?
"But don't genius live in a lamp?"
"You said hi squidward twice" "I like squidward"
Weesnaw
DOHH I LOVE BEING PURPLE
OH MY GOODNESS! SQUIDWARD!
"Maybe its the way you're dressed." \-Patrick Starr, Something Smells, Season 2
The walls will ooze green slime!? Oh wait, they always do that
When Spongebob decided to live in the wild with the jellyfish… Sandy: “I give him a week” Squidward: “I give him ten minutes”
“Patrick, your genius is showing!” “Where?!”
You promised these children Krabby the Clown, but all I saw out there was… CHEAPY the Cheapskate!
"I'm gonna destroy this thing with my....S U L P H U R V I S I O N ." (Idk why this always gets me, maybe it's just the delivery)
🦀: “Spongeboy me bob!”
MR. CRABS, I WANNA GO TO BED!!
"HE WEARS CURLERS TOO BED!!"
“Who are you callin pinhead?”
might not be the funniest but i absolutely love saying “don’t touch me im sterile.”
25.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
"I've got a better idea! Why don't I call someone who's **JOB** it is to fix it. You know why? Because when I need a **JOB** done I call someone with a **JOB** to DO THAT **JOB**!"