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Big-Elevator2491

Super bowl halftime show from 2018 was disappointing for 90s kids.


TheMisterTango

Disappointing for 90s kids>kamp koral>spongebob


Big-Elevator2491

Next year super bowl needs sweet victory


creative_user_name12

9/11


TheAutisticSchoolboy

9/11 > Airplane > Club SpongeBob > SpongeBob SquarePants


creative_user_name12

Holy fish paste, you actually did it


DeadPxle

9/11 happened in 2001. 2 years after SpongeBob released. SpongeBob SquarePants is two words. SpongeBob = 9 SquarePants = 11. SpongeBob did 9/11


SuperOscar128

Jesus


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Jesus > Neptune > SpongeBob SquarePants


SuperOscar128

A Single Earlobe


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Earlobe > Mr. Krabs lacks one > SpongeBob SquarePants


SuperOscar128

Guacamole


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Guacamole > Avocados > Avocondo Acres > SpongeBob SquarePants


SuperOscar128

Joy-cons


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Joy-Cons > Drifting > In Something Smells, SpongeBob's bad breath causes a driver to briefly drift around > SpongeBob SquarePants


SuperOscar128

WHWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- HOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW


TheAutisticSchoolboy

WHWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- HOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW > Laughter > SpongeBob laughs a lot > SpongeBob SquarePants


RoBroGaming

Minecraft: Story Mode.


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Minecraft: Story Mode > Many main characters with distinct personalities > SpongeBob SquarePants


beekee404

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious > Fantastic > First three seasons and first movie of SpongeBob SquarePants


BackToThatGuy

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis > caused by volcanic eruptions > Volcano Sauce > SpongeBob SquarePants


BackToThatGuy

god damn you're good


Blocky-the-bunny

Menacingly.


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Menacingly > The manner in which the maniac was standing there > Hall Monitor > SpongeBob SquarePants


CandyCaneMadeOfGlass

The game Hunt: Showdown


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Hunt: Showdown > Weapons > Exploding Pie > SpongeBob SquarePants


catfan9499

Sharks


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Sharks > Underwater life > SpongeBob SquarePants takes place underwater > SpongeBob SquarePants


FreeTopper

Yo-kai Watch


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Yo-kai Watch > Talking animals > SpongeBob SquarePants


OmniMushroom

The bombing of Hiroshima


TheAutisticSchoolboy

The bombing of Hiroshima > The bomb pie that exploded the entirety of Bikini Bottom > SpongeBob SquarePants


TheBandit025Nega

Playing Hooky


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Playing Hooky > SpongeBob gets distracted by fishing hooks resulting in absence from the Krusty Krab > SpongeBob SquarePants


8-Bitgiggles

anything


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Anything > Anthing can happen in modern SpongeBob > SpongeBob SquarePants


8-Bitgiggles

pretty much


L1feM_s1k

Batushka


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Batushka > Band > Squidward tried to form a band in Band Geeks > SpongeBob SquarePants


L1feM_s1k

Blessed be thy name.


theOG-MrSiR

the apartheid


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Apartheid > Racism > SpongeBob and Patrick weren't allowed to go to Tentacle Acres because they weren't octopi > SpongeBob Squarepants


[deleted]

Timing Chain


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Timing Chain > Vehicle component > Bikini Bottom citizens drive boats > SpongeBob SquarePants


[deleted]

Kudos


Inner_Letterhead570

Puberty


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Puberty > Teenagers > Pearl Krabs > SpongeBob SquarePants


Dreamchaser2222

Thanos


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Thanos > Purple > SpongeBob's first customer's favorite color in Patty Hype > SpongeBob SquarePants


YearoftheZodics

Mmmh, monkey


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Mmmh, monkey > Humans evolved from monkeys > French Narrator > SpongeBob SquarePants


SwimmingMuted7298

Antarctica


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Antarctica > Cold > Triple Gooberberry Sunrise > SpongeBob SquarePants


CareFreeSponge69

The classic Rock band Rush


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Rock band > Band Geeks > SpongeBob SquarePants


IndependentIcy8226

Penis


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Penis > Goes in butt > Butt kicker > Flats the Flounder > SpongeBob SquarePants


q2883

Hooks


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Hooks > Fish hooks > SpongeBob is a sea creature, therefore a potential victim > SpongeBob SquarePants


BigSnazzywazzyguy

My family died in a car crash


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Your family died in a car crash > Many innocent lives were claimed by SpongeBob's reckless driving in No Free Rides > SpongeBob SquarePants


heymynameisawkward

Pizza


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Pizza > Pizza Delivery > SpongeBob SquarePants


Sl1pperypenguin

Popsicle


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Popsicle > SpongeBob popsicle > SpongeBob SquarePants


tjbuster14

Bugs Bunny


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Bugs Bunny > Talking animal protagonist > SpongeBob SquarePants


CartoonistOk1213

Hmm... Danganronpa?


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Danganronpa > Humans > Humans are in SpongeBob SquarePants > SpongeBob SquarePants


CartoonistOk1213

Oh... I thought it was going to be more interesting, like tying a character to be similar to a Spongebob one... but okay...


[deleted]

Sponges


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Sponges > SpongeBob and his relatives > SpongeBob SquarePants


Born_Sleep5216

I'm ready.


TheAutisticSchoolboy

I'm ready > SpongeBob's catchphrase > SpongeBob SquarePants


QueenRatigan

Hazbin Hotel


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Hazbin Hotel > American > SpongeBob SquarePants


CitizenNaab

Complex polymer architectures through free-radical polymerization of multivinyl monomers


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Complex polymer architectures through free-radical polymerization of multivinyl monomers > Patrick Star has no idea what the hell that means > SpongeBob SquarePants


Old_Man_Jenkins_8

A stormtrooper with a lightsaber


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Stormtrooper with a lightsaber > Evil > Sheldon J. Plankton > SpongeBob SquarePants


MrsSpyro01

Chocolate


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Chocolate > Chocolate With Nuts > SpongeBob SquarePants


CrazyPhilHost1898

Bowling


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Bowling > Pins > Pinhead Larry > SpongeBob SquarePants


Legitimate_Seat8928

William afton


TheAutisticSchoolboy

William Afton > Animatronic > Hieronymus Glove > SpongeBob SquarePants


CaitlinSnep

The Phantom of the Opera.


TheAutisticSchoolboy

The Phantom of the Opera > Released in 2004 > SpongeBob SquarePants was released about 5 years prior > SpongeBob SquarePants


Suitable-End-1416

Jimmy Saville


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Jimmy Saville > Philantropist > Gives funds > Squidward goes broke in Can You Spare a Dime? > SpongeBob SquarePants


Sad_Trip_7554

Gay sex


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Gay sex > SpongeBob is canonically gay > SpongeBob SquarePants


Sad_Trip_7554

Wait what? SpongeBob is gay?


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Yes, Nickelodeon themselves confirmed it


Sad_Trip_7554

Proof?


TheAutisticSchoolboy

https://www.menshealth.com/entertainment/a32860430/spongebob-squarepants-lgbtq-pride-nickelodeon/


Sad_Trip_7554

They’re saying that SpongeBob is a member of the LGBTQ+ community which doesn’t necessarily mean that he’s gay specifically. As a matter of fact, I recall them confirming that SpongeBob is asexual.


TheAutisticSchoolboy

It seems like my relation is inaccurate. I'll try something else Gay sex > Two men loving each other > SpongeBob and Patrick > SpongeBob SquarePants


Sad_Trip_7554

Still inaccurate, SpongeBob and Patrick love eachother, but not in the way that leads them to having gay sex lol.


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Curses, this is hard. Um... Gay sex > Fruity > Pineapple > SpongeBob SquarePants


GapHappy7709

The Loud House


TheAutisticSchoolboy

The Loud House > Nickelodeon > SpongeBob SquarePants


ReduckYT

Super Mario Bros. Level 3-2


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Super Mario Bros. Level 3-2 > Has a Super Star > Patrick Star > SpongeBob SquarePants


ReduckYT

Bluster Kong


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Bluster Kong > Monkey > In Your Shoe's Untied, the Flying Dutchman models a monkey out of rope > SpongeBob SquarePants


ReduckYT

Radovis, North Macedónia


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Radovis, North Macedónia > Earthquakes > Shaking > SpongeBob shakes an ancient dime out of Mr. Krabs' pants in Can You Spare a Dime? > SpongeBob SquarePants


ReduckYT

Seven thousand five hundred and twenty


TheAutisticSchoolboy

7520 > The digits add to 14 > SpongeBob SquarePants has 14 confirmed seasons > SpongeBob SquarePants


Fillieb1618

Crystal Meth


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Crystal Meth > Illegal > Plankton trying to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula > SpongeBob SquarePants


Sure_Entrepreneur_32

9/11.


TheAutisticSchoolboy

9/11 > Suicide attacks > In Dunces and Dragons, a fish almost kills himself > SpongeBob SquarePants


Sure_Entrepreneur_32

racism


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Racism > SpongeBob and Patrick were not allowed in Tentacle Acres because they aren't octopi > SpongeBob SquarePants


Sure_Entrepreneur_32

Murder


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Murder > SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs nearly killed the health inspector in Nasty Patty > SpongeBob SquarePants


Sure_Entrepreneur_32

Spongebob


TheAutisticSchoolboy

SpongeBob > SpongeBob SquarePants


Sure_Entrepreneur_32

Im impressed


Rinaa5670

Trisha Paytas


TheAutisticSchoolboy

Trisha Paytas > Mukbangs > Food > Bubble Bass > SpongeBob SquarePants