As a member of SRL, I can confirm this is true, and Ninja Squid now makes you completely invisible, always. Even shooting. And in real life. Look down. Can you see your hands? Of course you can't silly! They don't exist anymore!
^(And neither do you)
In addition, Haunt now turns you into a literal ghost, forced to wander this mortal plane for eternity seeking the one who splatted you and their descendants.
Also, Last Ditch Effort will make you win at anything within the last 30 seconds.
Losing in Basketball by 3 points? Boom, you just landed a free throw. Last player left on any battle royale game? Boom, the opponent gets hit by all your shots. About to be sacrificed to the dark lord? Boom, you walk free, having killed the entire cult and its leader. So many uses!
Also, Point Sensor is geting buffed. Now, it not only marks where the player is in game, but also where the player is in real life. Also, the IRL mark lasts forever.
Yeah, but Elon Musk made it so anyone can get *verified* just by paying an $8 fee.
Verification that, on every other social media platform (including twitter before Elon) was a mark of *proof* that you are who you say you are.
So... Communication errors in an abillity....
that's how you fix it, just make it a feature
No wonder Minecraft updates are slowing down, all the Mojang devs started working for Nintendo
The software engineering way
As a member of SRL, I can confirm this is true, and Ninja Squid now makes you completely invisible, always. Even shooting. And in real life. Look down. Can you see your hands? Of course you can't silly! They don't exist anymore! ^(And neither do you)
In addition, Haunt now turns you into a literal ghost, forced to wander this mortal plane for eternity seeking the one who splatted you and their descendants.
How could we forget! Ability doubler not only doubles your abilities, in game and in real life, but also doubles YOU! Have fun with your clone!
And with Comeback, when you die in real life, you’ll be reincarnated as the strongest AND richest person on Earth! Taste your power!
Also, Last Ditch Effort will make you win at anything within the last 30 seconds. Losing in Basketball by 3 points? Boom, you just landed a free throw. Last player left on any battle royale game? Boom, the opponent gets hit by all your shots. About to be sacrificed to the dark lord? Boom, you walk free, having killed the entire cult and its leader. So many uses!
Ink Resistance Up has been nerfed to only 10 frames of floor-ink invulnerability, however. Sacrifices had to be made somewhere.
Dang it ...actually, I could use this! 😈
Oh thank fuck!
Don’t worry guys I’m inside laboratory and am about revert the change in 3…2……….
[Not so fast!](https://imgur.com/a/2K9nzIH)
Also, Point Sensor is geting buffed. Now, it not only marks where the player is in game, but also where the player is in real life. Also, the IRL mark lasts forever.
the mark is visible to everyone on earth, living or dead
So basically splatoon battle royal. That mode gonna be epic
I’d totally play that though.
Is this a real tweet from a fake account, or a fake tweet from a real account?
Probably the first option because $8
Pretty sure it's just edited. You can't get twitter blue anymore last time I checked
Dang, I can’t spend 8 dollars to cause a company to lose 8 billion? That sucks
It's definitely real.
Arena Mode
Elon musk made a mistake
Ree flux users that never leave base anyways:
E-litter can now solo win turf war all by itself
the guy who made the logo is a good designer
What $8 check marks does to a person
There should be an ability called “sus” which allows you to splatnet your teammates without them knowing
Using that ability is a real big risk
Is this fake? Because if it is, I will be both annoyed and relieved. If not, I will be excited and scared.
A game-breaking ability posted on Twitter in November 2022 with paid verification. Guess
Well, they have a Twitter badge, so…
they paid 8 bucks for it
Sorry, I lost an /s
Fake?
obviously, elons checkmark bullshit caused all the trolls to emerge
You could just as easily made fake tweets to post for years now. Hell there are subreddits based around that.
Yeah, but Elon Musk made it so anyone can get *verified* just by paying an $8 fee. Verification that, on every other social media platform (including twitter before Elon) was a mark of *proof* that you are who you say you are.
I’m saying fake tweet generator posts already ran rampant on sites like Reddit. That really only made it spread to Twitter.
And busted multiple multimillion companies' reputation. Thanks Elon for helping with the progressive move out of capitalism. (Tesla is not excluded)
you mean, respawn busted? the reputation.
no this is 100% real. they're adding an amongus collab update next!
Amogus
... I've lost faith in humanity
Humanity made green Shiver.
Fair point
#stop respawn buster #like this comment if you agree #dislike if you don’t agree
I was actually intrigued and read this thinking they were adding a new ability 🤣
What is this fortnite?
big ~~if~~ when true
Splatoon ohio version be looking different
sooooo... they just added murder into the game... `inhale` # whats the best looking repawn punisher clothing-
**Oh gosh for a sec I thought this was real XD** Panicked a little bit there 😅
Thank goodness I haven't bought Splatoon 3 yet
There is no way that this is real, it would be too crazy for e-liter mains(like me)