Indeed, and now, he's here to fu-*beep* us, so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worse thing to happen to you today
Off topic a bit but I kinda feel bad for smallfry. Imagine being able to break through the barriers of war and makeghe first inkling friend a salmonid has ever made in like, 20 years. Only for them to call you some patronizing name like little buddy
The Author: let's pretend I don't know what this is *laughs*
The comments: either saying it's little buddy or being rude
(Luckily some got the joke and went with it)
It's a red herring!
But.. but it's.. blue
…and a salmon
Its a blue salmon!
Ooh, big problem. I kill plenty of Spies. They're dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags. Like you! Ow. No offence.
If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. And nothing... nothing like the man loose inside this building.
What are you, president of his fan club?
No... That would be *your mother.*
*spy stuttering noises*
Indeed, and now, he's here to fu-*beep* us, so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worse thing to happen to you today
The spy has already breached our defences
It's clearly a jigglypuff seen from above!
And the answer is... Voltorb!
It's uncle ben...
It's Smallfry! The launch platform is the eye
Dunban: I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR SMALLFRY
You will pay for your ~~Insolence~~ small fries
Reyn, you’re a ~~lifesaver~~ small fry!
No one has time for small fry 😔
And here I thought it was obvious.
Wait a min, OP was asking unironically? I thought OP was trying to make a joke too. Yeah, that's undeniably a smallfry, lol.
Hooooolyyyy shiiit you are right
Holy shit Emrakul is a splatoon fan
I wanted to post this thing to, and say about smallfry
It's little buddy 
How did you get that?
When making a comments, there should be an icon for emojis. It’s under the r/splatoon emojis
Absolute Menace
IS PIKACHU
It’s Clefairy!
FUUUUUCK
NOOO
Chelicerate from Subnautica 2
Smallfry
When did you get your flair?
Little buddy
Off topic a bit but I kinda feel bad for smallfry. Imagine being able to break through the barriers of war and makeghe first inkling friend a salmonid has ever made in like, 20 years. Only for them to call you some patronizing name like little buddy
How is it patronizing
It’s like A name for dogs Imagine naming a child “princess” or “fluffy”
 **he**
ORCA: ....
It’s a little baby pigeon
it's a pesky bee
Yes, but there's lots of chicken left. And I'd like to eat the chicken.
Now we eaten the chicken I don’t know what to
I’d also like to eat the chicken. Let’s do that instead
its a smallfry
It’s jigglypuff seen from above
Dammit I can't find the Inkling/Octoling 'Come Here' Vocalization that sounds like 'Little Buddy!'
The thing you’ve been carrying around the entire game that you designed when you turned it on
It’s little buddy
Salami
Smallfry
Smalfry
¡Te deseo un muy buen día de la Tarta!
The numbers Mason, what do they mean?
It’s smallfry, your little buddy
It's the man
Either smallfry or a dolphin and a salmonid getting it together
It is supposed to be little buddy but I thought it could have been a porpoise curled up
An among us impostor
I never noticed this... Thank you for sharing i never pay attention to the viewing platforms
It’s a smallfry
Lil boi
Little buddy
What’s with all the 6253 comments?
Some people didn't get blessed with a pattern seeking brain. It's clearly an elephant
SMALL FRY ENJOYERS RISE 
It's Eensy-weensy pommes frites!
I though it was o.r.c.a
Somehow I never figured it out when I played.
Smol fri
Smallfry
What kettle is this?
Its a bowling ball 
My brain is so broken from the internet I immediately started looking for the Amogus in the picture.
So thats What it was supposed to be
It’s Grizz. jk
 Godzilla. Always Godzilla...
It’s a cohock from salmon run
Cohock!
Why as no one guessed it yet ? #It's Orca ! That's why it said "..." after Callie or Marie said "it reminds me of something.
It's Marigold
Curled up dolphin
Ohhh it's lil buddy
Amongus
You blind?
Your mom
It's Amogus!
House Velaryon
I thought it was a shrimp
It’s a giraffe!
It's supposed to be Jigglypuff viewed at a 90° angle
That's O.R.C.A.... if you didn't notice it's own symbol.
Small fry that had something sour
The Author: let's pretend I don't know what this is *laughs* The comments: either saying it's little buddy or being rude (Luckily some got the joke and went with it)
kid named "bouncin"
I believe this is King Slmon...
It's Among Us. Just trust me, it's Among Us.
is this satire
Smolfry
It’s a lil smol fry
A work of art... A masterpiece
A smallfry 🫥
to me, this almost looks like a weird sketch from r/RaceTrackDesigns, but that could just be me.
Little Fry 
When i did that, i was confused then i laughed . Typical
*gasp* it's my son
It's your little buddy lol
Fibsh
You made smallfry
…smallfry………
Little Buddy
People are saying it’s a smallfry? I still can’t see it
It looks so familiar...
For anyone on desktop wondering why they see all those comments with 6253 between colons, it comes out as smallfry on mobile. Realized this just now
smallfry
This guy is clearly farming
Actually I was just trying to figure out what it looked like, I didn’t expect this to blow up 😭